Why Should I Suffer? http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog The Sam Christaldi Experience Thu, 28 Feb 2008 14:07:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Chemical Imbalances http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WhyShouldISuffer/~3/SNYtZliRpug/ http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2008/02/chemical-imbalances/#comments Sun, 10 Feb 2008 13:51:08 +0000 Simon http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2008/02/chemical-imbalances/ Sam's Chemical Imbalance

]]> http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2008/02/chemical-imbalances/feed/ 0 http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2008/02/chemical-imbalances/ Sam’s New and Improved Meetup Group http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WhyShouldISuffer/~3/Hh9nLVwa9IY/ http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2008/02/sams-new-and-improved-meetup-group/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:49:25 +0000 Simon http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2008/02/the-new-and-improved-meetup-group/ Sam has come up with a brand new meetup.com group.

You can find it here.

Here’s a snippet of what you can expect from his events: (Post comments to let him know what you think.)

The Springfield VA Singles Without Baggage Meetup

Here are the rules in order to join:

  • Must be single or divorced or widowed
  • Ages 30 to 45
  • Must not be currently separated
  • Must not be currently involved with a significant other
  • Must not be currently shacking up with someone
  • No rebound cases allowed Get over your ex first
  • No losers
  • No moochers or free-loaders
  • Can handle simple tasks at the very least
  • Must be clean
  • Must wash hands in restroom
  • Must wash hands before touching food
  • Must wash self each day
  • Must not smell bad in any way
  • Be of good spirit
  • Have a sense of humor
  • Not a couch potato, watching sports all day long
  • No drama queens or drama kings
  • Save the drama for your mama
  • No heart-breakers or home-wreckers
  • Must not be currently pregnant
  • Must embrace monogamy
  • Must know what monogamy means
  • No cheaters nor liars nor deceivers
  • Must not be decevious
  • Must not be violent No nut-crushers
  • Must not be hateful
  • Must be patient
  • Must be tolerant of others
  • Must be tolerable by others
  • Must not have any diseases
  • Must not be a slut or a womanizer
  • Must have good family values
  • Must want kids and can actually have children
  • Must not be a bitch
  • Not in a religious cult that brainwashes people
  • Must not be high-maintenance
  • Must be in good shape
  • Must be able to touch toes
  • Must be able to see toes
  • No beer gut
  • No big butt
  • Must not have a drinking problem
  • No smokers
  • No kids but wants to have kids
  • No thinking of ex Not even kindergarten sweetheart
  • No mental hangups
  • No bankruptcy cases
  • Must have a job and be self sufficient
  • Must not live with their parents still
  • Must be a US citizen
  • No green card seekers
  • No gold diggers
  • Not a porn star, stripper or call girl
  • Must be available to date,
  • not always busy with work
  • not always busy with friends,
  • not always busy washing hair,
  • not always busy cleaning house
  • not always busy walking pets

    • Post comments to let him know what you think.

    ]]>     http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2008/02/sams-new-and-improved-meetup-group/feed/ 4 http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2008/02/sams-new-and-improved-meetup-group/     Sam Goes Under the Knife http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WhyShouldISuffer/~3/gGXat6re_pQ/ http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/11/sam-goes-under-the-knife/#comments Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:21:39 +0000 Simon http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/11/sam-goes-under-the-knife/ Sam is getting surgery today.
    Our prayers are with you.


    Why Should I Suffer from Jermil on Vimeo.

    ]]>     http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/11/sam-goes-under-the-knife/feed/ 1 http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/11/sam-goes-under-the-knife/     Sam’s Exploding Bottle Experiment http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WhyShouldISuffer/~3/LKZs-2wytHc/ http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/10/sams-exploding-bottle-experiment/#comments Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:10:09 +0000 Simon http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/10/sams-exploding-bottle-experiment/ I was over Sam’s house one lazy Saturday afternoon and after a few hours, we ran out of places to go and things to do. Ergo, Sam elects to emulate an experiment that he eyed his nephew enact. This video was taken back in July of 2007.


    Sam’s Exploding Bottle Experiment from Jermil on Vimeo.

    ]]>     http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/10/sams-exploding-bottle-experiment/feed/ 0 http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/10/sams-exploding-bottle-experiment/     Sam in the Infamous White Suit http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WhyShouldISuffer/~3/q1A_2xhKV9Q/ http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/10/sam-in-the-infamous-white-suit/#comments Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:00:17 +0000 Simon http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/10/sam-in-the-infamous-white-suit/ The rest of the pictures can be found here.

    Sam White Suit SnippetsSam White Suit Snippets
    Sam White Suit SnippetsSam White Suit Snippets

    The rest here.

    ]]>     http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/10/sam-in-the-infamous-white-suit/feed/ 1 http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/10/sam-in-the-infamous-white-suit/     Am I a Jerk? Many Say Yes. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WhyShouldISuffer/~3/tyY-J7GmDDA/ http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/10/am-i-a-jerk-many-say-yes/#comments Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:04:42 +0000 Simon http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/10/am-i-a-jerk-many-say-yes/ Am I a jerk?

    Do I have any care for anyone but myself?

    Do I care to listen to anyone else’s problems?

    Do I take advice?

    Do I have to do any of those things?

    I neither have the energy nor the ambition to do so.

    At least not tonght.

    So, tonight I am a jerk.

    But at least I can relax tonight.

    ]]>     http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/10/am-i-a-jerk-many-say-yes/feed/ 0 http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/10/am-i-a-jerk-many-say-yes/     This is How Cars Will Be in the Future http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WhyShouldISuffer/~3/9PeOtKXp46A/ http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/10/this-is-how-cars-will-be-in-the-future/#comments Thu, 04 Oct 2007 01:11:58 +0000 Simon http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/10/this-is-how-cars-will-be-in-the-future/ I took this video back in August. Sam explains what he thinks cars will be like in the future. This was taken at a Baja Fresh some random evening after work.

    ]]>     http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/10/this-is-how-cars-will-be-in-the-future/feed/ 0 http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/10/this-is-how-cars-will-be-in-the-future/     The Definition of Double-Butted http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WhyShouldISuffer/~3/fuGFhxA1BT4/ http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/09/the-definition-of-double-butted/#comments Wed, 26 Sep 2007 03:09:02 +0000 Simon http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/09/the-definition-of-double-butted/ Sam has had around 40 dates from the dating site match.com. One of his biggest peeves about that site is that women put old pictures on there that don’t give an accurate representation of what they look like today. This could be because they put pictures that don’t show their entire body or the pictures are from 10 years ago like Johnny Chase’s headshots in Entourage. He’s quite bitter about that and explained his criteria over a game of poker.

    ]]>     http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/09/the-definition-of-double-butted/feed/ 0 http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/09/the-definition-of-double-butted/     God’s Plan or My Mistakes? http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WhyShouldISuffer/~3/OJBuIavGjSg/ http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/09/god%e2%80%99s-plan-or-my-mistakes/#comments Fri, 21 Sep 2007 20:26:20 +0000 Simon http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/09/god%e2%80%99s-plan-or-my-mistakes/ From Sam himself…

    HP

    Did you ever go outside and climb up a tree, and hang there upside down? In the dark? When the crickets are chirping? Wearing nothing but a pair of shorts? If you’re all alone, you start doing things you never thought you would do. When life seems to pass you by, you should ask God questions. That is why God gave you a free will. But ask God with respect. Sometimes God gives you what you ask for, but it may not be what is best for you. Always ask God, but request that which God wants for you, not what you want. I ask not to be lonely for all this time, but I need time to heal. God knows that. I don’t want to be a burden on an innocent woman. I don’t want a woman on the rebound either. I never want to hurt anyone like I was hurt. I am over it, but like the physical injuries I got long ago, I shutter when I think of those injuries. But there is no trace of those physical injuries, only the memory of them. Would I go back in time if I could, and change what happened? Like when I tried to jump off a ramp with a 10-speed bike? If I am on a 10-speed bike now, I don’t want to see a skateboard ramp on the road, because I would do it again, only 27 years later than the first time. I would not survive such a fall, or at least I would wish I was dead if I fell. I know that I will always make the same mistakes in life over and over again. It is my very being, my soul. I don’t want to meet the wrong woman either, or I will suffer again. Jumping off a ramp with a 10-speed doesn’t seem so bad when comparing to hooking up with the wrong woman.

    ]]>     http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/09/god%e2%80%99s-plan-or-my-mistakes/feed/ 0 http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/09/god%e2%80%99s-plan-or-my-mistakes/     The Infamous Pizza Story http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WhyShouldISuffer/~3/QlAcyuweE1k/ http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/09/the-infamous-pizza-story/#comments Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:01:39 +0000 Simon http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/09/the-infamous-pizza-story/ Here’s a link to the most infamous story ever told by Sam. It’s one of the few that I have audio of thus far. That will change soon.

    link

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