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163- NWA TNA PPV 28 (Jan 15 2003)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Wed, 20 Dec 2023 18:53:00 +0000

We got Pizza Dogs, The Flying Elvis, "Sack is Back", and Hilariously Horrible Rape Vibes. Plus, Debuts and Departures Galore all during the 28th TNA PPV episode.

162- NWA TNA PPV 27 (Jan 8 2003)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Tue, 24 Oct 2023 02:41:00 +0000

In our summary of the 27th episode, we talk about the Rules of Retirement, "You Signed Up", EVERY Man's Desire, Beard Enthusiast, Brother Skylar's Fatphobia, the Pole of Shame, and The Placebo Sack, all to celebrate the first show of 2003.

161- NWA TNA PPV 26 (Dec 18 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sun, 30 Jul 2023 14:32:00 +0000

We discuss Psychic Aliens, The Time Traveler's Edition, A BeetleBorgs Spot, The Silent Auction Results, Hot Dog 'em, and Blowing your LOD Early on episode 26 of NWA TNA, the final episode of 2002.

160- NWA TNA PPV 25 (Dec 11 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sun, 11 Jun 2023 22:33:00 +0000

In episode 25 (DEC 11th show), we discuss The Other Guys, Pestering Percy Pringle, 2000s Point and Click Adventure Music, Carry A Number, and a general dislike for BG James.

159- NWA TNA PPV 24 (Dec 4 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Mon, 08 May 2023 22:53:00 +0000

On Episode 24, we tastefully joke about Police Funerals, ZZ Top Tattoos, Multi-Leveled Wrestling Stories, DoryFunkJrHat.com, Wrestling Desert, What the BG stands for, and how it's always Time for my Time on the most unhinged episode so far. (PPV starts ~13:00)

158- NWA TNA PPV 23 (Nov 27 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Fri, 31 Mar 2023 17:14:00 +0000

We discuss The Worst Pride, The Loudest Silent Auction, Ripe Oranges, The Bad Stripper, Retire In Peace, My Straight Name, and A Glorpini Vibe. Also, Don West has no opinion during the 23rd NWA TNA PPV. Remember: Next Week Is A New Day.

157- NWA TNA PPV 22 (Nov 20 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Mon, 12 Dec 2022 16:46:00 +0000

In episode 22, we talk about Killing Characters, The Alpacalypse, The Most Unfortunate Segment in Wrestling History, The Other Other Harris Brother, Bi-Sexual Villains, Looking At Holes, Explosions, and Sickening Hindsight.

156- NWA TNA PPV 21 (Nov 13 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 05 Nov 2022 22:10:00 +0000

We discuss Jon and Gon Harris, Personal Growth, Tits, Sluts, Butts, The Lovin' War, Hotshots, and have Kayfabe Questions Answered during the 21st PPV episode.

155- NWA TNA PPV 20 (Nov 6 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Mon, 26 Sep 2022 23:58:46 +0000

We can't stop talking about The Steve Disney Company, What It Taste Like, The Gorilla Rule, Fake Heart Attacks, Peanut Butter, and The Lizard Lord during what is technically not the 20th TNA PPV show.

154- NWA TNA PPV 19 (OCT 30, 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 13 Aug 2022 16:19:58 +0000

In this episode, We try to justify Tenay Interviews, Curt "The Finder" Hennig, Baby Birding, A Dislocated Bronco, Complicated Love Triangles, and Convincing Plants while we talk through the 19th NWA TNA PPV. (PPV starts ~8:40)

153- NWA TNA PPV 18 (Oct 23, 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Fri, 15 Jul 2022 02:02:21 +0000

We discuss Abuser Logic, The Voltron Spot, Wrestling is Wrestling, Food is not Food, A Cartoon Human, Conspiracy Theory Ring Announcers, A Race Car Race, Jerry Lynn Merchandise, and the untethered chaos that is the 18th NWA TNA PPV episode. (PPV starts 14:07)

152- NWA TNA PPV 17 (OCT 16 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 04 Jun 2022 15:51:25 +0000

Episode 17 features Bad Elvis References, Post-Match Pull-Aparts, Boom-Siaka-Laka, Hate Crimes, A Kayfabe Question, and much more Total Nonsense All-over. (PPV starts 10:08)

151- NWA TNA PPV 16 (Oct 9 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Wed, 20 Apr 2022 00:19:23 +0000

PPV Episode 16 makes us talk about "A.I.Queda", "What the B and G really stand for", "Famous NASCAR drivers", and infamous the war-loving NWA TNA crowd. (PPV starts at 9:13)

150- NWA-TNA PPV 15 (Oct 2 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sun, 13 Mar 2022 21:16:27 +0000

Poor Investments, "Racoon Wrestlers", and lots of Wrestler Impersonations all during our summary and review of the 15th NWA TNA PPV and our 150th episode. (PPV starts 13:19)

149- NWA TNA PPV 14 (Sept 25 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Fri, 21 Jan 2022 03:15:36 +0000

Cowboys vs Not Cowboys, The Disgruntled Referee, An Investigation of Nepotism in TNA, and We expose our terrible education, as we try real hard to not get political. (Show starts 9:05)

148- NWA-TNA PPV 13 (Sept 18 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Thu, 11 Nov 2021 16:26:19 +0000

We get Confusing Changes, 2000s Fashion, Celebrity Bumps, A Bad Puppet, and a New Financial Backer for Pay-Per-View Episode 13 (also 12) of TNA: The Asylum Years. (PPV Starts 11:42)

147- NWA TNA PPV 11 (Aug 28 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Mon, 18 Oct 2021 03:36:09 +0000

TNA films their second show in one day, and everyone is tired of it. There's non-stop run-ins and regret from anyone available, but at least one secret is revealed, kinda. (PPV starts 8:17)

146- NWA TNA PPV 10 (Aug 21 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Thu, 16 Sep 2021 16:52:49 +0000

During the 10th PPV, we get exactly what we want, but we regret it all, The Worst Sitcoms, Locker Room Ribs, Tag Team Troubles, all of it, as we wonder if anyone is paying attention to the story. (PPV Starts 13:56)

145- NWA TNA PPV 9 (Aug 14 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Mon, 23 Aug 2021 20:51:30 +0000

Choke-boxing, Cocaine Nazis, and Exploding Sharks, are some of the things that happen when we learn that there "Ain't No Heels at the Carnival" all during the 9th ever TNA PPV. (PPV Starts 12:24)

144- NWA TNA PPV 8 (Aug 7 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Wed, 04 Aug 2021 14:19:58 +0000

The company begins to very clearly fall apart in front of the fans, as the NWA authority interferes in matches, characters ignore their own declarations, and chaos reigns supreme at every angle. (PPV starts 13:24)

143- NWA TNA PPV 7 (July 31 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Thu, 08 Jul 2021 02:44:44 +0000

Episode 7 has so much Racial Division, Pointless Commentary, Disco Inferno, and Blood that it makes us want to call our Midwestern Mom Ref and our All Dad to tell them how sick it makes us. (PPV starts 13:03)

142- NWA TNA PPV 6 (July 24 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Fri, 18 Jun 2021 16:59:31 +0000

PPV number 6 brings a loss of production value and roster cuts as the company struggles to avoid losing more than the 2+ million dollars they already have lost. Bad Refs, Head Hats, and inconsistent characters are a few of the things considered good on this show. (PPV starts 10:45)

141- NWA TNA PPV 5 (July 17 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sun, 30 May 2021 17:51:43 +0000

An episode so lackluster, the crowd is a highlight. It's becoming obvious we are DEEP into Russo territory with blatant race play, objectification of women, and rushed nonsense storylines. All of which make you wonder, if the writers even watch the show. (PPV starts 9:45)

140- NWA TNA PPV 4 (July 10 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Fri, 07 May 2021 03:56:22 +0000

Brother Skylar has many Kayfabe Questions that we are not ready for. We discuss joining a cult for a week, How NASCAR points probably work, What horrible monsters the crowd are, and Disrespectful Perverts all during the weakest PPV episode so far. (PPV starts 9:38)

139- NWA TNA PPV 3 (July 3 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Thu, 07 Jan 2021 20:15:06 +0000

Episode 3 brings us a continuation of everything we thought was over, along with brand new NWA TNA Tag Team Champions. We continue on with Subtle Racism, Overt Sexism, More Sexual and Physical Assault, and another really really fat guy. (PPV starts 9:08)

138- NWA TNA PPV 2 (June 26 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Thu, 29 Oct 2020 19:14:27 +0000

Jimmy Time and Brother Skylar endure Lost Elderly, Tired Children, Drunks, Conmen, Half naked women, Morally Questionable actions, and one "good" match while watching the NWA TNA Weekly PPV number 2 from June 26th 2002 (PPV starts 8:58)

137- NWA TNA PPV 1 (June 19 2002)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Mon, 14 Sep 2020 09:34:45 +0000

Jimmy Time and Brother Skylar are back for Season 3. NWA-TNA: The Asylum Years. The 2002 to 2004 weekly Pay-Per-View shows from the birth of the company when they were all about Total confusion, Nonstop cage dancers, and offensive Action. Bare Bones episode as we spend time on the history of why everyone was in the position to join in the creation of TNA. (PPV starts 15:43)

RSS URL Feed Change - Season 3 update

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sun, 13 Sep 2020 01:26:34 +0000

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136- A World OF His Own (S1E36)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Mon, 30 Mar 2020 21:35:17 +0000

Time, Eug, and Delta experience a Trooth Man appearance, First World Whaling Problems, Commuting to your Spouse, Brain Prison, during this TV shows season finale and our podcasts mid-season finale. (Story Starts 18:32)

135- The Mighty Casey (S1E35)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Mon, 16 Mar 2020 04:31:41 +0000

Time, Delta, and Eug talk about ACTUAL HOT DEBATE: Is Baseball Boring?, CORVID Causes Dyslexia, Arbuckle & Gatsby & Gertrude, The Weird Sadness of Penant Fraud and Competitive Eating, The Uncontrollable Bean, Making Things Political, Paid Hype,during this Super Exciting Baseball History Lesson. (Story Starts 19:29)

134- The After Hours (S1E34)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Mon, 24 Feb 2020 23:17:36 +0000

Time, Delta, and Eug talk about Are Roofs Floors?, The Truth About Time Travel, Talking Couch Theory, Texans, Eug's Retail Horror Stories, Great Scams, Mannequin Magic, and Japanese Video Games in an Episode where Nothing happens Over and Over Again. (Story Starts 15:47)

133- Mr. Bevis (S1E33)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 08 Feb 2020 19:43:32 +0000

Time Delta and Eug talk about Good Cults, Boomer Music, Beans, Bevis-8000, Eug's Hard Grammar, Clown Bars, American Optimism, and Spoilers for Brigadoon in this Strange and Pointless Episode.(Story Starts 22:42)

132- A Passage For Trumpet (S1E32)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Wed, 29 Jan 2020 17:13:08 +0000

Time, Delta and Eug talk about Hair Dryer Brothers, Hats with Feathers, Prison Home Alone, The Pony Island Massacre, Medical Detective, The Angry Clerk And the Vacant Vagrant, Rhyming Dysfunction, Rich Ghosts, and Beans in possibly The Best Episode so far. (Story Starts 17:24)

131- The Chaser (S1E31)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Fri, 10 Jan 2020 16:10:29 +0000

Time, Delta, and Eug ask things like Are Private Cat Toilets Smart? and What Is Millennium And How Long Can We Rant About It?, Also, The Dyslexia Train completely obliterates Jimmy Time during a show so awkward you'd think it was the first time they've ever done their 131st episode. (Story Starts 16:34)

130- A Stop at Willoughby (S1E30)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Tue, 31 Dec 2019 17:35:32 +0000

Time, Eug, and Delta talk about How long does Bad Chicken Last?, Deep Sitcom Fan Lore, Anti- Dracula Propaganda, Cat Scan, Type-Casted Relationship, Bus Crazy, Bike People, What Love Is Like, and a lot of pushing in this very pro suicide episode. (Story Starts 21:58)

129- Nightmare as a Child (S1E29)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Mon, 16 Dec 2019 19:15:03 +0000

Time, Eug, and Delta talk about Delta Brand Eug's "Get Outta Work" Bad Chicken, Falling Off A Polar Bear, Strangle Triangle, Ghost Children, A Bonkin' Pan, The Great Peter Sellers, and Eug's Official "Death Stranding" Report in this Bottle Episode. (Story Starts 17:23)

128- A Nice Place To Visit (S1E28)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Fri, 22 Nov 2019 23:07:31 +0000

Time, Delta, and Eug talk Reluctant Sextoys, The St. Louis B.O.O.S., What is Mumblety Peg?, The Last Two Brain Cells, The Other Pip, Delta's Evolution of Pornography, and the largest cage in history in Dyslexia Riddled episode.

127- The Big Tall Wish (S1E27)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 09 Nov 2019 15:32:55 +0000

Time, Delta, and Eug talk Who Killed Epstein?, Confused old man, Hot Debate: What is a Bridge Too Far?, The Angels and All That, The Presumed Life of a Homeless Man, Delta The Squirrel, The Circus Sideshow: Dyslexics Anonymous, A 1950s Black Dollar, and the age old question Promoter vs Manager in this episode you just Have To Believe In.

126- Execution (S1E26)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Mon, 30 Sep 2019 05:28:01 +0000

Time and Delta talk about Levels of Heaven, The Other Types of The Undertaker, Banana Eating, Coconut Inventor and Assassin, Free Jack City, Universal Monsters Director, Lasso The Rustle Beans, during The Best April Fools Prank Ever. (Story Starts 26:54)

125- People Are Alike All Over (S1E25)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Mon, 16 Sep 2019 01:12:19 +0000

Time, Eug and Delta talk about Wenching The Elderly, The Family Genes, The Truth Train, Announcing Your Emotion And Occupation, "Throw Me Under A Bus", Delta's Career Councilor Hate Continues into A Therapy Session in this episode that Takes A Dark Turn. (Story Starts 26:08)

124- Long Live Walter Jameson (S1E24)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Wed, 28 Aug 2019 05:35:00 +0000

Time, Eug, and Delta talk A Strong Resume, Truthman Almost Truths Too Far, The ACME CIA Company, Concrete Jungle, Eug's Retirement Plan, 50's Doctors, JCVD, The Largest Number: 100 during this Dead On The Inside Episode. (Story Starts 28:36)

123- A World of Difference (S1E23)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sun, 11 Aug 2019 16:05:04 +0000

Time, Eug and Delta talk Planet of the Monkees Network, Hot Debate: Why's It So Hot Outside?, Truth Man Returns, Kidney Stone Song, Bananas, Our Friendly Neighborhood Procrastinator, Molestation By Association, and the Antifa Uniform during this absolutely confusing episode (Story starts 27:00)

122- The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street (S1E22)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Mon, 29 Jul 2019 13:42:40 +0000

Time, Eug and Delta talk about Fainting Pizzas, Li'l Mecks, Ads are Trash, Paranoia is So Dumb, Military Bird Calls, Jiggling the Hose, And A Word From Our Sponsor during this roller coaster ride episode. (Story starts 21:05)

121- Mirror Image (S1E21)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 13 Jul 2019 15:50:28 +0000

Time, Eug and Delta talk about The Air Navy, Double-Oh-Shakespeare, Bathroom Attendants, Funny Looking Immigrants, Bustin', and The Bad News Doctor during this Masters of Writing Workshop. (Story starts 22:30)

120- Elegy (S1E20)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 29 Jun 2019 20:13:42 +0000

Time, Eug, and Delta talk about The Cyclical Economy, Blending into Other Cultures, Moon War, Mongolian Bard Music, The Totally Great War, Humming Bird Music, Shaky Hand Diagnosis, and our New Show Sponsors in this episode that's Dead Before We Know It. (Story starts 21:21)

119- The Purple Testament (S1E19)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 15 Jun 2019 15:25:52 +0000

Time, Eug and Delta talk about Gin Commercials, Layers of the LA Ecosystem, WBeanW2-2, The Vulgar General, ACME Army, and the classic play Fiddler Crab On The Roof Goes West during this "I wish it left me glowing". Episode (Story starts 21:14)

118- The Last Flight (S1E18)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Thu, 30 May 2019 14:25:38 +0000

Time, Eug, and Delta talk about Dusty Rhodes Promos, Bomb Money, The Dramatist, TYPES OF BRITISH, and Hot Debate: Is There No Debate? in this Very Believable episode.

117- The Fever (S1E17)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Thu, 16 May 2019 02:33:46 +0000

Time, Eug and Delta talk about Hot Debate: Would You Use A Cattle Catcher?, Greg's Looged Anus, Sad Gram Cams, Ghost or Robot?, The Water slide Analogy, and Eug's Beans in this Educational Film.

116- The Hitch-Hiker (S1E16)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Tue, 30 Apr 2019 04:58:38 +0000

Time, Eug and Delta talk Hot Debate Overload, The Dyslexia Cylinder, No. 2 Pencils, Dumb Woman Stereotype, Assassin's Creed Accuracies, Serling Doesn't Understand The Signs, What is a Roast?, Math Shoes, Anxiety Homicide, and the Ye Olde Colonist Highway in this Directionless episode.

115- I Shot an Arrow Into the Air (S1E15)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 13 Apr 2019 14:06:50 +0000

Time, Eug and Delta talk about Circle of Truth, Is Salt Good?, Neil Degrasse Delta, Bigfoot Watch, Grave Army Training, Space Madness, Rod Serling: Hitler Assassin, Hot And Sweaty Debate, and a Hot Debate: "Would You Pick Up A Hitchhiiker?" during this treacherous episode

114- Third From The Sun (S1E14)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 30 Mar 2019 16:41:36 +0000

Time, Eug, and Delta talk about WBeanW2, Big Cheese, Incest Navy, The Sad Spy, Orphans & Cheese, Battlestar vs Stargate, Yet Another Anti-Reading Rant and a special episode of "Hot Debate" in this Very Obvious episode.

113- The Four Of Us Are Dying (S1E13)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Mon, 18 Mar 2019 15:40:52 +0000

Time, Eug, and Delta sing The Truth, and talk Hardcore Science, Talkin' Toots, Geena Davis, Cold Reading Con Man, Superstitious Goons, Impressing Jodie Foster, and an Anti-Reading Rant during this Unrecognizable Story.

112-What You Need (S1E12)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Thu, 28 Feb 2019 04:04:31 +0000

Time, Eug and Delta, talk about Cash Crunch, Weekend At Caddyshack's, Delta Sings Country hits, The Suggestion Committee, The Taiwanese Watch Maker Rebellion of 400, Male Pride, and The King That Lays The Golden Egg in this Court Evidence Tape.

111- And When The Sky Was Opened (S1E11)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 09 Feb 2019 16:58:40 +0000

Time, Delta, and Eug talk about The Clock King, Diabetes and Dyslexia, An Unmanned Rocket, Women Are Like Dogs, Crazy Has-Been Actors, The Worst Prostitute, and The Crazy Lingo of The Past in an episode that is Easily Forgotten.

110- Judgement Night (S1E10)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Thu, 31 Jan 2019 02:24:23 +0000

Time, Delta, and Eug talk Settlement Settlements, A Racist Monkey, Irish Cop Stereotype, The USS Nautical Pun, The intricacies of Wrestling Cultures, ART!, Time Zone Delta, Nazi Points, and The Christian Justice System in this Very Secret Nazi Episode.

109- Perchance To Dream (S1E9)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Fri, 11 Jan 2019 07:39:36 +0000

Time, Eug, and Delta talk Cigarette Psychology, Piano Elevators, Christian movies, Train Fever, Death Hallucinations, and The Truth Hour almost leads into The Lie Hour in the most confusing episode yet.

108- Time Enough At Last (S1E8)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Fri, 28 Dec 2018 17:44:50 +0000

Time, Eug and, Delta talk about The Russian and Bolshevik Show, Mattress Money, The Page Master, Dealing With Addiction, Tony "The Chimp" Danza, The Mime 12 Steps, Confused Judge, and Guessing The Future in this short story no one was allowed to read.

107- The Lonely (S1E7)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 15 Dec 2018 02:03:04 +0000

James Cameron Does Not Present: Red Dead No Redemption, Table of The Lord of The Rings of Elements, The Sound of Nazi Music, Bird Don't Have Beaks, The Giver: The Way I Remember It, Jimmy Time Describes Visual Events, Lab Top Activity Center, and The Future of Social Security in this episode devoid of a story.

106- Escape Clause (S1E6)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Fri, 30 Nov 2018 18:36:42 +0000

Jon Lovitz does not present: Paid Self-Promotion, Captain Baby, Only All Dogs Go To Heaven, Empty Wheelchair Threat, Little Jesuses, Oh The Places You'll Jerk Off in this Self Rip-Off Episode.

105- Walking Distance (S1E5)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Mon, 19 Nov 2018 03:41:01 +0000

Ron Howard does not present: Time, Delta, and Eug talk Truth Movie Quotes, How We Won The War, Eug discovers Radio, The Most Polite Town, Rod "Padding" Serling, The Blunning Blan, Cigarette Distance, and Blades Lollipops in what they used to call a Steally.

104- The Sixteen Millimeter Shrine (S1E4)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Thu, 25 Oct 2018 17:43:17 +0000

Tom Cruise Does Not Present: Time, Delta and Eug talk about #SecondCivilWar, Sinatra is Trash, Spy Al Yankovic, Hell's Hierarchy, The 1930's Ice Age, "Is he dead? I hope so!", A Magic Pig Hoof, and a Death Flashback during this Dramatic episode.

103- Mr Denton on Doomsday (S1E3)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Thu, 04 Oct 2018 00:01:10 +0000

Time, Delta, and Eug talk Wagwan, Global Warming Player One, Real Life Looney Tunes, Dirty Wild West, You Can't Tell Time, Sobering Pride, Driver Jimmy Time, Dr. Rod Serling, during this Drunken Mess of an episode.

102- One For The Angels (S1E2)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Tue, 18 Sep 2018 00:04:56 +0000

Jimmy Time, Jay Delta and Eug talk Horse Doctor, Dramatic Sting, Escaping Death, Texting Death, Child Land Owners, MLM Religion, Writing Music, and Lincoln Doesn't Get A Pass? in another episode secretly about the government.

101- Where Is Everybody? (S1E1)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Mon, 03 Sep 2018 19:13:47 +0000

Jimmy Time, Jay Delta and Eug talk about Rob Sterling, 50's accent and lingo, Propagandists, Playing Mannequin, Army Badges, Swayze vs Stewart, Go First in life, Bi-planes and Tri-planes, Government Boxes, Moral Jizz, and Motivational Rod Serling during our first episode of Season 2

100- Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 30 Jun 2018 17:53:22 +0000

Time, Delta, and Eug talk References To Things I Haven't Seen, Baby Train Tickets, Fond Memories Of The Tom Green Show, Sad Money, Would You Kill Your Baby If It was Hitler?, Delta Pillow Parenting, Meme Calendar, Canadian Muppets, The Sheet Sheriff, Babar: Canada's Most Hated Elephant, and the Citizen Kane of Songs during this Court Evidence Video

99- Junior (1994)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Wed, 20 Jun 2018 02:47:39 +0000

Time, Delta, and Skylar talk Arnold Eats Monkeys, Murdering Strangers, Poop Touchers, The Rental Monkey, Real Encyclopedia Facts, Human Shapes, Anything But Gay, Pregnancy Fucking, Bad Science, and Now You Three Me during this Movie and Bloopers

98- Godzilla (1998)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Thu, 31 May 2018 01:39:38 +0000

Time, Delta, and Skylar talk about Pirates, Anti-Titanic, Fruit Merchandising, French France Florida, Sneaky Godzilla, Women and Children first, Why Is He Called Animal?, Reverse Infomercial, Who's The Real Monster? in this Long and Boring Action movie.

97- Lost In Space (1998)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sun, 13 May 2018 03:06:03 +0000

Time, Eug, and Skylar talk about Mary Kate and Ashley Tourism, Klorps, Insane Don West Deals, Skylar's Science Lesson, Heat Mouth, and Time Travel Confusion during a movie that doesn't even pay attention to itself.

96- Catwoman (2004)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 28 Apr 2018 00:47:48 +0000

Jimmy Time and Jay Delta talk about Beach Porn Delta, Space Japanese Cats, Subways, A Criminal Orgy, The Power of Teachers, Too Old for Carnivals, White Castle, Stagehand Fun, Worst Political Candidate Ever, and Reboot Monkey during a movie that's both Too Real and Too Fake.

95- Cobra (1986)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Wed, 18 Apr 2018 22:15:42 +0000

Time, Delta, and Skylar talk about Demolition's Stalk & Slash, The Axe Clang Gang, A Vampire Before Christmas, Fish & Rice: American Health Care, Star Wars Drawing, and Avoiding Work in this run amok 80's stereotype that just HAS to be a Parody.

94- UltraViolet (2006)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 31 Mar 2018 17:33:28 +0000

Jimmy Time, Jay Delta, and Skylar talk about The Vampire before Christmas, Vampire Airlines, Future News Unions, The Violet Power Ranger, Color Based Diet, and end with a song during this movie we really don't understand.

93- AEon Flux (2005)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Fri, 16 Mar 2018 21:52:00 +0000

Time, Delta and Skylar talk about the TV Show Supernatural, Bee Keeper Fashion, a Back-Flash, Naive Future, The Water Cycle, Amish Oligarchy, Feet Feet, Army Motto, "My Squad is Dead", Ice Cream Dictatorship, Bed Bugs, Muscle Memory, and Pitt and the Pig during this insane attempt at cinematography.

92- Eddie (1996)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Thu, 01 Mar 2018 07:02:34 +0000

Time and Delta talk about A Daily Emotional Journey, Who is the Gipper?, Ed Koch jr., Blame The Troops, Slow News Day, Fictional Characters In A Cartoon, and The Harlem Globetrotters in this late February episode about Major League but with Basketball.

91- The Love Guru (2008)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Mon, 12 Feb 2018 02:13:47 +0000

Time, Skylar, and Eug talk "Mr. Pants", Was Wayne's World good?, Skylar hates Burn Notice, Basketball Player Lawn Furniture, Elephant On The Ice, Rubber Pucks, and Alba VS Biel Duel during a torture device about The Alarmingly Unique Life of Mike Myers.

90- Bright (2017)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Thu, 01 Feb 2018 00:37:58 +0000

Time, Delta, and Skylar talk about Locker Room Event Horizon, Waffles vs Pancakes, 2018 Grow Up, Will Smith Improv, Sexy Nervous System, Ike Barinholtz Mustache, Tricking God, and the sequel to Hitch in a What The What movie that wraps itself up over and over.

89- Barb Wire (1996)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Thu, 18 Jan 2018 19:04:15 +0000

Time, Delta, and Money talk about Pleasure Torture, U.N. Tactics, Bullet Quotas, I Dream of Genie Sexism, Casablanca Comparison, Danny Money Doesn't Understand Sacrifice, Dr. Mosquito, and Shows/Movies like V.I.P., Full House, Batman Forever, and Dark Man during this technically a movie.

88- End of Days (1999)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sun, 31 Dec 2017 08:00:35 +0000

Time, Skylar, and Delta talk The Bread Podcast, Old York, Lazy Cops, Dead-Kid-Toy Angels, Snake Doctor '79, Santa's Resume Padding, Terrible humans, Holy Rat Bites, Easy Sleazy God, and "When Can You Form A Torch Mob?" Answered in this Genre-less Apocalypse film.

87- Jingle All The Way 2 (2014)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 16 Dec 2017 20:15:11 +0000

Jimmy Time and Skylar, the former comic blog guy, talk about Pie Mom, Part-Time Workers, A Certified Cardboard Bad Ass, Operation Hoosier Daddy, Porn Stars Acting, White Guilt, Extremely Elaborate Espionage, & "3 Jingles and a Way" during this "No One Wants It" story narrated by Jimmy Time The Cable Guy.

86- Demolition Man (1993)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Thu, 30 Nov 2017 06:26:01 +0000

Delta, Skylar, and Time talk President Art, Drug Dealing spot, Deflating Earth, President Schwarzenegger, Break your muscles, Future Hacking, Mental Doctors, Home Alone the City in this very accurate depiction of the future.

85- Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sun, 12 Nov 2017 07:18:07 +0000

Time, Delta & Eug talk 1995 years, Weird Names, Hip 90s Corporate Kid, Protesting AIDS, Just Like My First Wife, Fax Machines, Spoilers for Cube the movie, Childhood Memories, The Current and Next Hollywood Scandal during the Cyberpunk Masterpiece.

84- A Haunted House 2 (2014)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Tue, 31 Oct 2017 05:52:12 +0000

Time, Delta & Money talk German Movie Genres, Jessica Falling, Type Casting Cuba Gooding Jr, Looney Tunes, White Women Be Crazy, Racism, Sexual Assault, Child Rape, and Space Turtles in this complete rip off of a movie.

83- Scary Movie 5 (2013)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 21 Oct 2017 22:21:14 +0000

Delta, Danny, and Time try to remember the other Scary Movie plots, and talk Types of Monkeys, Types of Amish, Benny Hill, Comfort Wigs, Schwing!, Pole Dancing, Jerry O'Connell, Dog Sexualization, The Dark Lord, Mama King Cole during this painfully unfunny movie.

82- Soldier (1998)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 30 Sep 2017 16:41:07 +0000

Delta and Eug join Jimmy Time discussing Fake sequel sequels, The Orville, Bureaucracy paperwork, Actual RPG Statistics, Space Australia, Looney Tunes Army Techniques, Hot Garbage, Space Bear Grylls, and we sing Gangster's Paradise during this Blade Runner Spinoff.

81- Soul Man (1986)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Fri, 15 Sep 2017 22:08:42 +0000

Delta and Money join Jimmy Time to talk about Evil Movie Ticket Demographics, Food-based Economy System, Racist Solar System, Suffolk Community College, Racist Boston, & Heaven's Credit Score; All during this technically real-life 80s Rom/Com.

80- The Astronaut's Wife (1999)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Fri, 25 Aug 2017 16:21:36 +0000

Delta and Money talk Fast and the Furious franchise, Watching A Man Die, Punk Music, Bad Mouthing Women, Tough Life Lessons, Rules of Consent, Baby water, Star Wars rip-off, and we "sing" Thriller during a movie we watched multiple times and still don't understand.

79- The Room (2003)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 12 Aug 2017 19:26:01 +0000

Jay Delta and Skylar talk Blockbuster Movie Covers, Skinemax idiots, Homeless Homos, Being Mark Malkovich, Tough Jobs, Girl Talk, Undead Sequels, and A Rose in this Cult Classic full of people who are Tri-Polar.

78- Santa With Muscles (1996)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Fri, 28 Jul 2017 18:10:14 +0000

Billy Joel, ATM Tech, Grumbly Uncle Joe, Terrible jokes that land flat, Who joins the nWo this week, Good Guy Logic, and West Texas in a horrible episode that matches this horrible movie where no one calls the police.

77- Jingle All The Way (1996)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Thu, 13 Jul 2017 22:09:14 +0000

Delta & Eug talk different types of race jokes, mattress stores, Embarrassing Parents, That Classic Howard Stern episode, The Pet Peeve podcast, Life is Juggling, Happy High Fives, and how The wrong one died. Plus, we play Is It A Bit? and O&As during Christmas in July Month

76- Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Wed, 28 Jun 2017 23:35:31 +0000

Time, Delta, & Money talk Alien Elvis, Weekend at Area 51, What if Hilary was President, John Oliver, Mt. Rushmore, Flat Earth maps, Spaceship Hats, Human Cent-ipede, & breathing Helium, all as we explain the first movie, in a sequel that rewrites both it's universe & ours.

75- After Earth (2013)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 10 Jun 2017 21:42:10 +0000

Time & Money teach Biology class, fail History class, & master acting class; then talk Aiming for Life, Space Shit, & about the Prop budget in a movie about Flashbacks with absolutely no Acting, followed by a dramatic reading of Rocket Man by Elton John.

74- Joyful Noise (2012)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Fri, 26 May 2017 03:06:13 +0000

Cheese, Quinceañera Candles, Blackmail, Fancy Pig, The Books & Balloon Store, Bible Healin', Poop Touchers, Mercury Rising, Hamburger Spectrum, Talon Foot, Board Games, Religion Exposed, and Things we all know about.

73- Rhinestone (1984)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Fri, 12 May 2017 07:32:42 +0000

Jay Delta and Danny Money talk Hipsters, Bagged Bread, Southern Pride, White Culture, Fishin' Holes, Laughter Per Decade, Hook Worm, and Wrestling Heels. Also, we play Naked in Math Class and Racist or Accurate. Finally, we sing Drinkenstein.

72- Hudson Hawk (1991)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Tue, 25 Apr 2017 05:53:29 +0000

In this episode: Eug questions peoples age, Chinese racism, Hitler Heat vs X-Pac Heat, Horse Hate, The Candy bar Gang, Da Vinci Ice Cream, Mormon Hate, & Brad Pitt vs Angelina Jolie, we Judge a Book by it's Cover, see Raul Julia the Employee, and we sing Swinging On A Star during the Longest Live Action Cartoon ever.

71- Simon Sez (1999)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 15 Apr 2017 21:18:37 +0000

Star Wars Clone Wars, the "Honey, I" series, Idiotic Idioms, Wedding Cakes, Fox News ads, Dane Cook, and we mock the dead all during this Super Secret Podcast about the most forgettable movie ever.

70- Tammy and the T-Rex (1994)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 25 Mar 2017 22:28:34 +0000

We discuss The Seaver Years, When you Wear a Cup, Sexual Garbage, The Gayest Fight Ever, Bad Parenting, Judge Tammy, & Bad Police Work. Also, Jimmy Time explains why tragedy is bad for comedy & We sing our own song in this very Self-Aware & "Professional" Episode.

69- Theodore Rex (1995)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 11 Mar 2017 20:50:00 +0000

We Breakdown Scooby-Doo, Star Trek, Dunston Checks In, Dinosaurs (TV show), & The state of Stand-Up comedy, Also, We invent existing words, make Futurama & Bad Boys references & play a White Zombie song all in this movie about Racist Jurassic Park.

68- Spice World (1997)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Wed, 22 Feb 2017 08:08:25 +0000

Terrible Accents, Time Travel Stories, The Spice Bitches, Keeping Schedule, Kids & Boats, Spice Girls as Street Fighters, and The World's Largest Bus in this Story about a Story's Story.

67- Gigli (2003)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Sat, 11 Feb 2017 07:07:11 +0000

Home Improvement, The Worst Game show, Karma is real, Positive Blackface, a Woody Allen Classic, and Delta doesn't know who Gigli is in a movie that is clearly Chasing Amy.

66- The Cat In The Hat (2003)

whywouldyoumakethis@gmail.com (Jimmy Time) — Thu, 19 Jan 2017 08:51:48 +0000

Other Dr. Seuss Stories, Confessor Rhymopolis, How Ross Perot got his money, 90s SNL, Why we need the letter C, Global warming in Whoville, Plato's Play-doh, Smashmouth vs AreoSmith, Writing and booking a wrestling show, & WWYMT Sings All-Star