http://whyyoushould.org Lists of ridiculous reasons en-us He will help you remember your keys, and cell, and glasses, and watch and... and everythinghttp://whyyoushould.org/date/jonathanhttp://whyyoushould.org/date/jonathan?He+will+help+you+remember+your+keys%2c+and+cell%2c+and+glasses%2c+and+watch+and...+and+everythingHe knows where the navicular bone ishttp://whyyoushould.org/date/jonathanhttp://whyyoushould.org/date/jonathan?He+knows+where+the+navicular+bone+isHe will never jump out of the laundry to scare you againhttp://whyyoushould.org/date/jonathanhttp://whyyoushould.org/date/jonathan?He+will+never+jump+out+of+the+laundry+to+scare+you+againHe does a wicked washing machine dancehttp://whyyoushould.org/date/jonathanhttp://whyyoushould.org/date/jonathan?He+does+a+wicked+washing+machine+danceHe will spend an entire paycheck on emoticonshttp://whyyoushould.org/date/jonathanhttp://whyyoushould.org/date/jonathan?He+will+spend+an+entire+paycheck+on+emoticons<a href='/_Images/2007/3/5/38.jpg'><img src='/_Images/2007/3/5/thumbnail_38.jpg' width='126' height='200' alt='Why you should not groomyourselfonpublictransit' /></a>http://whyyoushould.org/not/groomyourselfonpublictransithttp://whyyoushould.org/not/groomyourselfonpublictransit?%3ca+href%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f5%2f38.jpg'%3e%3cimg+src%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f5%2fthumbnail_38.jpg'+width%3d'126'+height%3d'200'+alt%3d'Why+you+should+not+groomyourselfonpublictransit'+%2f%3e%3c%2fa%3e<a href='/_Images/2007/3/5/57.jpg'><img src='/_Images/2007/3/5/thumbnail_57.jpg' width='152' height='200' alt='Why you should work on saving the planet' /></a>http://whyyoushould.org/work/on/saving/the/planethttp://whyyoushould.org/work/on/saving/the/planet?%3ca+href%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f5%2f57.jpg'%3e%3cimg+src%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f5%2fthumbnail_57.jpg'+width%3d'152'+height%3d'200'+alt%3d'Why+you+should+work+on+saving+the+planet'+%2f%3e%3c%2fa%3eShow small timestamp for latest reasonshttp://whyyoushould.org/fix/whyyoushouldhttp://whyyoushould.org/fix/whyyoushould?Show+small+timestamp+for+latest+reasonsAdd "Share on Facebook" links on every pagehttp://whyyoushould.org/fix/whyyoushouldhttp://whyyoushould.org/fix/whyyoushould?Add+%22Share+on+Facebook%22+links+on+every+pageTheir body-hair is naturally fluffy, but every single squirrel is shaved by a guy named Gus who flies around the world ever 72 hours with a tiny set of clippershttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?Their+body-hair+is+naturally+fluffy%2c+but+every+single+squirrel+is+shaved+by+a+guy+named+Gus+who+flies+around+the+world+ever+72+hours+with+a+tiny+set+of+clippersWhenever you feel like someone's watching you, that's themhttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?Whenever+you+feel+like+someone's+watching+you%2c+that's+them....or rather cheese smells like themhttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?....or+rather+cheese+smells+like+themThey smell like cheesehttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?They+smell+like+cheeseThey're always bright-eyed and bushy tailedhttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?They're+always+bright-eyed+and+bushy+tailedThey killed J.R...maybe, I really am too young to get the reference.http://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?They+killed+J.R...maybe%2c+I+really+am+too+young+to+get+the+reference.Studies have shown that, as part of a healthy diet, manwiches provide an excellent source of manwich.http://whyyoushould.org/eat/manwichhttp://whyyoushould.org/eat/manwich?Studies+have+shown+that%2c+as+part+of+a+healthy+diet%2c+manwiches+provide+an+excellent+source+of+manwich.They are an instant cure of a hangoverhttp://whyyoushould.org/eat/manwichhttp://whyyoushould.org/eat/manwich?They+are+an+instant+cure+of+a+hangoverThey become Laser Cats! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3qUcPEIw2chttp://whyyoushould.org/wet/your/cathttp://whyyoushould.org/wet/your/cat?They+become+Laser+Cats!+http%3a%2f%2fwww.youtube.com%2fwatch%3fv%3dK3qUcPEIw2cThey become soaking balls of rage that are quite funny to throw at people http://whyyoushould.org/wet/your/cathttp://whyyoushould.org/wet/your/cat?They+become+soaking+balls+of+rage+that+are+quite+funny+to+throw+at+people+<a href='/_Images/2007/3/3/29.jpg'><img src='/_Images/2007/3/3/thumbnail_29.jpg' width='200' height='150' alt='Why you should goto Toronto Bike Show' /></a>http://whyyoushould.org/goto/Toronto/Bike/Showhttp://whyyoushould.org/goto/Toronto/Bike/Show?%3ca+href%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f3%2f29.jpg'%3e%3cimg+src%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f3%2fthumbnail_29.jpg'+width%3d'200'+height%3d'150'+alt%3d'Why+you+should+goto+Toronto+Bike+Show'+%2f%3e%3c%2fa%3e<a href='/_Images/2007/3/3/27.jpg'><img src='/_Images/2007/3/3/thumbnail_27.jpg' width='200' height='150' alt='Why you should goto Toronto Bike Show' /></a>http://whyyoushould.org/goto/Toronto/Bike/Showhttp://whyyoushould.org/goto/Toronto/Bike/Show?%3ca+href%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f3%2f27.jpg'%3e%3cimg+src%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f3%2fthumbnail_27.jpg'+width%3d'200'+height%3d'150'+alt%3d'Why+you+should+goto+Toronto+Bike+Show'+%2f%3e%3c%2fa%3e<a href='/_Images/2007/3/3/49.jpg'><img src='/_Images/2007/3/3/thumbnail_49.jpg' width='200' height='150' alt='Why you should goto Toronto Bike Show' /></a>http://whyyoushould.org/goto/Toronto/Bike/Showhttp://whyyoushould.org/goto/Toronto/Bike/Show?%3ca+href%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f3%2f49.jpg'%3e%3cimg+src%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f3%2fthumbnail_49.jpg'+width%3d'200'+height%3d'150'+alt%3d'Why+you+should+goto+Toronto+Bike+Show'+%2f%3e%3c%2fa%3eIt's something to do on a Saturday morninghttp://whyyoushould.org/goto/Toronto/Bike/Showhttp://whyyoushould.org/goto/Toronto/Bike/Show?It's+something+to+do+on+a+Saturday+morningYou get to see bikes you will never have enough money to ownhttp://whyyoushould.org/goto/Toronto/Bike/Showhttp://whyyoushould.org/goto/Toronto/Bike/Show?You+get+to+see+bikes+you+will+never+have+enough+money+to+ownBike girls are everywherehttp://whyyoushould.org/goto/Toronto/Bike/Showhttp://whyyoushould.org/goto/Toronto/Bike/Show?Bike+girls+are+everywhereRyan gets to talk about all the stuff he wants to buy and then can't find any of themhttp://whyyoushould.org/goto/Toronto/Bike/Showhttp://whyyoushould.org/goto/Toronto/Bike/Show?Ryan+gets+to+talk+about+all+the+stuff+he+wants+to+buy+and+then+can't+find+any+of+them<a href='/_Images/2007/3/3/30.jpg'><img src='/_Images/2007/3/3/thumbnail_30.jpg' width='200' height='181' alt='Why you should wet your cat' /></a>http://whyyoushould.org/wet/your/cathttp://whyyoushould.org/wet/your/cat?%3ca+href%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f3%2f30.jpg'%3e%3cimg+src%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f3%2fthumbnail_30.jpg'+width%3d'200'+height%3d'181'+alt%3d'Why+you+should+wet+your+cat'+%2f%3e%3c%2fa%3eI've added some basic image uploading, but there's still lots to do. Try it out at your own risk :Dhttp://whyyoushould.org/test/uploadhttp://whyyoushould.org/test/upload?I've+added+some+basic+image+uploading%2c+but+there's+still+lots+to+do.++Try+it+out+at+your+own+risk+%3aD<a href='/_Images/2007/3/3/43.jpg'><img src='/_Images/2007/3/3/thumbnail_43.jpg' width='135' height='200' alt='Why you should not trust squirrels' /></a>http://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?%3ca+href%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f3%2f43.jpg'%3e%3cimg+src%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f3%2fthumbnail_43.jpg'+width%3d'135'+height%3d'200'+alt%3d'Why+you+should+not+trust+squirrels'+%2f%3e%3c%2fa%3eShe will help you test your image uploadinghttp://whyyoushould.org/date/jenniferhttp://whyyoushould.org/date/jennifer?She+will+help+you+test+your+image+uploading<a href='/_Images/2007/3/3/78.jpg'><img src='/_Images/2007/3/3/thumbnail_78.jpg' width='149' height='200' alt='' /></a>http://whyyoushould.org/date/jenniferhttp://whyyoushould.org/date/jennifer?%3ca+href%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f3%2f78.jpg'%3e%3cimg+src%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f3%2fthumbnail_78.jpg'+width%3d'149'+height%3d'200'+alt%3d''+%2f%3e%3c%2fa%3eDisplay images in a separate gallery section, not inlinehttp://whyyoushould.org/fix/whyyoushouldhttp://whyyoushould.org/fix/whyyoushould?Display+images+in+a+separate+gallery+section%2c+not+inline<a href='/_Images/2007/3/3/41.jpg'><img src='/_Images/2007/3/3/thumbnail_41.jpg' width='167' height='200' alt='' /></a>http://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?%3ca+href%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f3%2f41.jpg'%3e%3cimg+src%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f3%2fthumbnail_41.jpg'+width%3d'167'+height%3d'200'+alt%3d''+%2f%3e%3c%2fa%3e<a href='/_Images/2007/3/3/62.jpg'><img src='/_Images/2007/3/3/thumbnail_62.jpg' width='53' height='200' alt='' /></a>http://whyyoushould.org/wear/wholesomeswimwearhttp://whyyoushould.org/wear/wholesomeswimwear?%3ca+href%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f3%2f62.jpg'%3e%3cimg+src%3d'%2f_Images%2f2007%2f3%2f3%2fthumbnail_62.jpg'+width%3d'53'+height%3d'200'+alt%3d''+%2f%3e%3c%2fa%3eThey will use the last of the toilet-paper, and not replace it. Bastards!http://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?They+will+use+the+last+of+the+toilet-paper%2c+and+not+replace+it.++Bastards!They don't order the Quarter Chicken Dinner at Swiss Chalet. *EVERYONE* orders the Quarter Chicken Dinner!http://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?They+don't+order+the+Quarter+Chicken+Dinner+at+Swiss+Chalet.++*EVERYONE*+orders+the+Quarter+Chicken+Dinner!She will fall asleep on your couch while you add ridiculous WhyYouShouldshttp://whyyoushould.org/date/meganhttp://whyyoushould.org/date/megan?She+will+fall+asleep+on+your+couch+while+you+add+ridiculous+WhyYouShouldsThey make a mean Baked Alaskahttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?They+make+a+mean+Baked+AlaskaShe will help you study for your riders' levelshttp://whyyoushould.org/date/meganhttp://whyyoushould.org/date/megan?She+will+help+you+study+for+your+riders'+levelsShe will try to help you get over your aversion to Chinese foodhttp://whyyoushould.org/date/meganhttp://whyyoushould.org/date/megan?She+will+try+to+help+you+get+over+your+aversion+to+Chinese+foodShe will share her last Passion Flakeyhttp://whyyoushould.org/date/jenniferhttp://whyyoushould.org/date/jennifer?She+will+share+her+last+Passion+FlakeyThey write romance novels under the pen name Mrs. Bigglesworth Botmanhttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?They+write+romance+novels+under+the+pen+name+Mrs.+Bigglesworth+BotmanThey are firm believers in DRMhttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?They+are+firm+believers+in+DRMThey don't cover their mouth when they coughhttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?They+don't+cover+their+mouth+when+they+coughThey wrote the screenplay to Waterworldhttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?They+wrote+the+screenplay+to+WaterworldChuck Norris has recently been seen wearing squirrel pajamashttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?Chuck+Norris+has+recently+been+seen+wearing+squirrel+pajamasThey are the boogie-manhttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?They+are+the+boogie-manThey actually hate nuts, but collect them for weapon-purposeshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?They+actually+hate+nuts%2c+but+collect+them+for+weapon-purposesAll girl squirrels are trained in tae-kwon-dohttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?All+girl+squirrels+are+trained+in+tae-kwon-doThey prefer to be called Land Hawks...or Fredhttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrelshttp://whyyoushould.org/not/trust/squirrels?They+prefer+to+be+called+Land+Hawks...or+Fred