<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4960760269968248703</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Fri, 13 Sep 2024 03:14:24 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Wierd News</title><description></description><link>http://dailywierdnews.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Vash)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><language>en-us</language><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/WierdNews"/><itunes:subtitle/><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:owner><itunes:email>noreply@blogger.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4960760269968248703.post-8061867855247481797</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 02:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-30T18:52:47.054-07:00</atom:updated><title>Fish out of water</title><description>&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;A goldfish managed to survive for seven hours on the floor after jumping five feet out of it's bowl.&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; Paula Dunster, 46, noticed Sparkle was missing but assumed her partner was cleaning the bowl.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; After a few hours she realised Sparkle was still nowhere to be found and decided to buy a replacement.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; The store worker told her to check the vicinity to make sure the fish hadn't made a "bid for freedom".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; Paula, of Redcar, Cleveland, went home - and found Sparkle covered in fluff and dog hair.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; Just as she was about to flush it down the toilet, she noticed the fish was still alive.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; She told the Daily Mirror: "I couldn't believe it."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; Her daughter Kelly, 15, claimed the "miracle" was down to her mum's special powers as she works as a spiritual healer.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dailywierdnews.blogspot.com/2009/08/fish-out-of-water.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vash)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4960760269968248703.post-2107540750892654972</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:18:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-21T09:19:25.897-07:00</atom:updated><title>Man stole motorbike - part by part</title><description>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;A Chinese man was arrested for stealing a motorcycle - part by part over five years from the factory where he worked.&lt;/span&gt;      &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; Zhang, an assembly line worker in a motorcycle factory in Chongqing, had always wanted his own motorbike but could never afford one.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; He started stealing parts from the factory warehouse and assembling them at home in 2003, reports the Chongqing Times.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; "I don't have that much money, so I came up with the idea of taking the parts home and assembling them on my own," said Zhang.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; After five years, he had finally built himself a brand new SUV motorcycle and proudly started driving it on the road.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; But, almost immediately, he was pulled up by police who discovered that he had no driving licence or paperwork for the bike.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; Zhang admitted theft and was fined the equivalent of £440, put on probation for a year, and ordered to return the motorcycle to the factory.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dailywierdnews.blogspot.com/2009/08/man-stole-motorbike-part-by-part.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vash)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4960760269968248703.post-9111942253052128593</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:13:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-21T09:14:53.088-07:00</atom:updated><title>Magazine with moving pictures</title><description>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;The first ever magazine with moving pictures - like the Daily Prophet newspaper in the Harry Potter books - is to be published next month.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; The video-in-print ads will appear in select copies of the US show business title Entertainment Weekly, reports the BBC.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; They will show on slim-line screens - around the size of a mobile phone display - powered by rechargeable batteries.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; The chip technology used to store the video - similar to that used in singing greeting cards - is activated when the page is turned.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; Each chip can hold up to 40 minutes of video. The first clips will preview programmes from US TV network CBS and show adverts by the drinks company Pepsi.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; CBS is promoting shows including The Big Bang Theory, Two and a Half Men and new comedy Accidentally on Purpose.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; George Schweitzer, president of CBS's marketing group, said: "This is the first way we can get video samples into the hands of entertainment enthusiasts off the television screen."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; The ads will appear in 18 September editions of the magazine distributed in Los Angeles and New York.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; It is not the first time that publishers have experimented with digital technology in magazines.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; Last year, men's lifestyle magazine Esquire published the first magazine using e-ink technology, with a cover that flashed in alternating patterns.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dailywierdnews.blogspot.com/2009/08/magazine-with-moving-pictures.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vash)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4960760269968248703.post-5390341977737012238</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:13:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-21T09:13:54.107-07:00</atom:updated><title>Is boy reincarnation of dead fighter pilot?</title><description>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;An 11-year-old US boy could be the reincarnation of a Second World War fighter pilot, according to his parents.&lt;/span&gt;      &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; James Leininger's parents Bruce, 59, and Andrea, 47, say they were initially sceptical about reincarnation, reports the Daily Telegraph.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; But over time, they have become convinced their son has had a former life. From the age of two, he has suffered from nightmares about being shot down in a plane.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; Mrs Leininger said: "In the throes of his nightmares you couldn't work out what he was saying.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; "But two or three months in, I was walking down the hall and I heard him saying, 'Airplane crash, plane on fire, little man can't get out'. It chilled me to my bone hearing this.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; "I asked him what happened to his plane and he said, 'It crashed on fire'. I asked how it crashed and he said the Japanese shot his plane."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; Flicking through a book, the two-year-old pointed at a picture of Iwo Jima in the Pacific and said that was where his plane was shot down.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; Mr Leininger found that just one pilot died during the battle of Iwo Jima, James M Huston Jnr, 21. He was shot down on March 3, 1945.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; The Leiningers have since traced the relatives of the dead pilot who they say were impressed by James's apparent memories of the war.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; James, from Lafayette, Louisiana, said: "I think the story is incredible. I don't remember any of it but hearing about what happened when I was two, it is incredible."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dailywierdnews.blogspot.com/2009/08/is-boy-reincarnation-of-dead-fighter.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vash)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4960760269968248703.post-3778447859951958995</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-21T09:13:07.951-07:00</atom:updated><title>Hundreds join legend for bike ride</title><description>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;About 300 people joined an impromptu bike ride with Lance Armstrong after he issued an open invitation on Twitter.&lt;/span&gt;      &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; The seven-times Tour de France winner alerted fans that he was coming to Scotland during a Tweet, reports the BBC.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; He posted: "Hey Glasgow, Scotland! I'm coming your way tomorrow. Who wants to go for a bike ride?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; Up to 300 people are thought to have turned out for the event - including Scottish former cycling champion, Graeme Obree.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; After the event, Armstrong posted the Tweets: "Thanks to everyone who turned up to ride in Paisley! I figured we'd have a nice ride for a dozen or so. But 100's came. Haha! Awesome!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; "And yes, next time I'll try to bring some sun. You bring the translator (Scottish to Texan) and I'll bring the rays. Seriously, thanks again.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; "And how great was it that the Flying Scotsman Graeme Obree came out? Legend."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; Armstrong returned to competitive cycling this year after retiring in 2005. He finished third in the 2009 Tour de France.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dailywierdnews.blogspot.com/2009/08/hundreds-join-legend-for-bike-ride.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vash)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4960760269968248703.post-7029460579024701655</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-21T09:12:15.277-07:00</atom:updated><title>Sleepwalker survives 55ft fall</title><description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;A Romanian man escaped with only minor injuries after he fell from a fourth floor window while he was asleep.&lt;/span&gt;      &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; Marius Purcariu, 32, from Arad, was found wrapped in a curtain on the bonnet of a car parked under his bedroom window.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; He told doctors he could not remember how he got there.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; He said: "I remember turning off the TV and going to sleep around 2am. Then I heard noises and my wife was calling my name from the window. I was very lucky I guess."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; Doctors said it was a miracle he suffered nothing worse than a leg fracture and a broken rib in the fall.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; They believe it was a clear case of sleepwalking and say the fact his body was relaxed during the fall because he was still asleep may have saved his life.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dailywierdnews.blogspot.com/2009/08/sleepwalker-survives-55ft-fall.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vash)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item></channel></rss>