tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11461771236867213242024-10-24T18:55:54.024-07:00Oxcorphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05170579604482074931noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1146177123686721324.post-53974111535141777372010-11-07T18:35:00.000-08:002010-11-07T18:35:06.561-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Gotta love Dwight Schrute!</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br /> </span><br /> <br /> <h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Dwight Schrute<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">: When I was in the 6th grade I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word "failure".</span></span></span></span></h3>Oxcorphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05170579604482074931noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1146177123686721324.post-69854523101420378232010-10-31T06:25:00.000-07:002010-10-31T06:25:20.277-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/pses-halloween2.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="340" src="http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/pses-halloween2.png" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">HAPPY HALLOWEEN!</div>Oxcorphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05170579604482074931noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1146177123686721324.post-56398436426416929722010-10-30T06:30:00.001-07:002010-10-30T06:31:04.466-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.</span>Oxcorphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05170579604482074931noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1146177123686721324.post-71838502612896489002010-10-28T14:17:00.000-07:002010-10-28T14:17:49.769-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but for the life of me, I can't get my wife to go swimming!</span></span>Oxcorphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05170579604482074931noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1146177123686721324.post-42568424335279180742010-10-18T14:14:00.000-07:002010-10-18T14:14:02.656-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/hatoff.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="340" src="http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/hatoff.png" width="400" /></a></div>Oxcorphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05170579604482074931noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1146177123686721324.post-30845699450293642092010-10-17T14:39:00.001-07:002010-10-17T14:39:32.574-07:00Today's lesson: Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.Oxcorphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05170579604482074931noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1146177123686721324.post-42643514966482120652010-10-14T12:30:00.001-07:002010-10-14T12:30:41.383-07:00If a group of midgets stand up at a football game to do the wave, shouldn't it be called a ripple?Oxcorphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05170579604482074931noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1146177123686721324.post-15396166757936565512010-10-12T17:00:00.001-07:002010-10-12T17:00:26.315-07:00For all you who celebrate Oktoberfest and need some lines in case you get caught driving drunk:<br /> <br /> What seems to be the officer, problem?<br /> I'm not as think as you drunk I am.Oxcorphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05170579604482074931noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1146177123686721324.post-90739499662150295442010-10-10T18:44:00.001-07:002010-10-10T18:44:59.649-07:00Promote your website with FreeViral and get thousands of views in just a few hours.<br /> <a HREF="http://www.FreeViral.com/?r=343454" TARGET="_new"><br /> Send me One Million FREE Guaranteed Visitors</A>Oxcorphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05170579604482074931noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1146177123686721324.post-44648637546203281982010-10-10T13:00:00.001-07:002010-10-10T13:06:22.639-07:00To my readers - remember, you are unique! Just like everyone else...Oxcorphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05170579604482074931noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1146177123686721324.post-87390777052573563172010-10-03T18:22:00.001-07:002010-10-03T18:22:28.414-07:00They say women can fake orgasms, oh yeah? Well us men can fake whole <b>relationships</b>!Oxcorphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05170579604482074931noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1146177123686721324.post-37309425749712152532010-10-03T17:27:00.000-07:002010-10-03T17:27:06.415-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 1px;">Friendship is like peeing on yourself: Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.</span>Oxcorphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05170579604482074931noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1146177123686721324.post-17442091380127603562010-10-03T12:52:00.001-07:002010-10-03T12:52:12.870-07:00There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them.Oxcorphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05170579604482074931noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1146177123686721324.post-75379508492848759152010-10-03T12:19:00.001-07:002010-10-03T12:19:05.260-07:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIStory_Message">It's not that I'm afraid to die; I just don't want to be there when it happens.</span></h3>Oxcorphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05170579604482074931noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1146177123686721324.post-69153462653642059222010-10-03T12:07:00.000-07:002010-10-03T12:07:25.592-07:00So I was out looking for a job today, came across a babysitting position,<br /> when they asked me if I had experience watching kids in the past, apparently,<br /> "from my car" wasn't the answer they were looking for.Oxcorphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05170579604482074931noreply@blogger.com2