Willi09 BloG

Chubby (Funny Picture)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:19:00 +0000

I'm flying (Funny Picture)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:17:00 +0000

Wow ! (Funny Picture)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:15:00 +0000

I-phone (Funny Picture)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:14:00 +0000

mouse = mouse ?? (Funny Picture)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:13:00 +0000

Eat this (Funny Picture)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:07:00 +0000

Sunday School Lesson (Humor)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 08:00:00 +0000

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”

… the teacher fainted!

I Give Up (Funny Picture)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:00:00 +0000

Funny Accident (Funny Picture)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 08:00:00 +0000

Indonesia Olympic (Funny Picture)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 08:00:00 +0000

Sleepy Dog (Funny Picture)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 08:00:00 +0000

Unique Football Court (Funny Picture)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:00:00 +0000

Cat n Dog (Funny Picture)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:00:00 +0000

Always Coca-Cola (Funny Picture)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 08:00:00 +0000

Quick Guide To Fly (Funny Picture)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:00:00 +0000

Tentacle Hand (Funny Picture)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 08:00:00 +0000

Unique Eyeglasses (Funny Picture)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 08:00:00 +0000

Beer At Church?? (Funny Picture)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:00:00 +0000

Cat Play Sudoku (Funny Picture)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:00:00 +0000

Funny Toilet (Funny Picture)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 08:00:00 +0000

Some Rules Cannot be Followed (Humor)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 08:00:00 +0000

A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office.

" What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy.

"John ," the new guy replied.

She scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.

I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ...that's all.

I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed, "Darling.... . ....... My name is John Darling."

" Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . "

Worst day of life (Humor)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:00:00 +0000

There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink . He stays like that for half-hour.

Then, this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying.

The truck driver says: " Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life.

First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car,

I found out it was stolen.

The police, they said they couldn't do anything.

I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my wallet in the cab.

I got home only to find my wife was with the gardener.

I left home and came to this bar. When I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."

Not To Mess With Children (Humor)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:00:00 +0000

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

Bill Gates's SOn In Law (Humor)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 08:00:00 +0000

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.

Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case..."

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.

Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case..."

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. "
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Jack:
"But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case..."

This is how business is done!!

Smart Woman (Humor)

noreply@blogger.com (William) — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 08:00:00 +0000

One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the
lake, his wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies.

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the woman.

"But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said, and left.