A self-described geek who has created for herself an enviable geeked out lifestyle, Darya has many fans.  First among them is Women Are Not Funny Radio show host, Kay Ballard, who in today’s show, retains her adorableness and modesty, but loses all pretense of being cool.  She reveals herself as an out and out fan girl–try not to gag.  But when you think of it, why wouldn’t Kay be a Summer Tomato fan girl?

Through Summer Tomato, Darya has created a framework around health and fitness that anyone could love.  She challenges her Tomato Slice members, her readers on her own blog and on the Huffington Post, and the viewers of her monthly streaming video show, Summer Tomato Live, to “Upgrade Your Healthstyle.”  You may take up the challenge yourself after hearing her explanation of exactly what this means.

Yes, Darya is a foodie and a sci-fi fan–which of these interests inspired her to name her labrapoodle puppy, “Toaster?”  Did she and her internet famous boyfriend actually build their own worm farm? And, could anyone pay her enough to eat a Pringle?  Listen to this show and, you too, will know the answers.

And as a special bonus, Kay shares information about one of her tasty investments.  Yes, listen to this show and you too can become a Puer Tea Mogul.

Featured music is “Hang On Little Tomato,” by the fabulous Portland, Oregon band, Pink Martini.

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Sarah knows a lot about the practical side of horror having grown up on Pictou Island, Nova Scotia where she and her family were without indoor plumbing until Sarah was age of 12.  In fact, it is highly likely that Sarah also grew up without the benefit of hot rollers.  Yikes!   But her remote rural upbringing and voracious love of  reading permitted Sarah to develop her imagination–and a fondness for the Horror genre that continues today.  Her stint at film school sealed the deal and gave Sarah a career path as a horror film director.  A scary and creative path, complete with lurking zombies and a sky full of bats.

Show host Kay Ballard admits to being the World’s Foremost Non-expert on the Horror genre.  What choice does she have but to admit it?  But to permit herself and listeners many high quality future occasions of terror, she scores Sarah’s top ten must see horror movies list.  Bring on the popcorn–and the nail biting!

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In the meantime, please listen in to a fun and horrific conversation in which Kay reveals that she considers herself the “Female Stanley Kubrick.”

Our featured indie musician is Crissi Cochrane, who sings her enchanting song, “Mexico,” from her latest CD, “Darling, Darling.”

The featured guest is the delightful Nee Pinpratana, an expert on arranged marriages–at least one arranged marriage–from the inside.  She has been happily married for over twenty five years to a man selected for her by his parents and her parents in the tradition of Thailand a quarter of a century ago.  Nee, now living in Texas, is still happily married, the owner of a thriving hair salon, and the mother of two high achieving adult children.

The second guest is the rumored to be, yet claiming otherwise, Superwoman, Michel Woodward, who rightfully credits much of her recent success to her status as a regular featured guest of Women Are Not Funny Radio. Always intrepid show host, Kay Ballard, forces Michele to admit the truth–that Michele is singularly responsible for the unfortunate re-emergence of a once young Dick Cheney–and that she is, herself, in the early stages of an arranged marriage to yet one more criminal defense attorney.  No wonder Michele is now blogging for Psychology Today in addition to blogging her own Life Frameworks.  She will benefit from a close association with psychologists.

Next, Comedian Sher Bailey will make you smile while in the process of bringing you down.  Hear about the “arranged date” that her dad once sent her on with a musk-flavored, bling-wearing gospel singer.  And why she dared to come home empty handed from her trip to Las Vegas when she had promised while there to snag a husband for Kay.  Sher blogs at Wiping the Crazy Off My Face.

Featured indie musician Paula Kelley sings her fabulous anthem, I’d Fall in Love with Anyone, a beautiful song so full of contradiction and optimism, that Kay has adopted it has her own.  Paula is the original host of Women Are Not Funny Radio and remains a regular featured guest on the show.  You can find her at her official website and even on her own Wikipedia Page.

Finally, lovely Michelle Miller is back to tell Women Are Not Funny Radio listeners about the night she promoted her boyfriend from “boyfriend” to “fiancee” and about the surprise marriage proposal that led to his promotion.  And, in a questionable yet highly romantic spur of the moment decision, she relinquishes her eligibility to enter the Women Are Not Funny Radio’s win a date with Hugh Jackman contest.

This is a really fun episode and we would love to have you listen in!

But our featured guest for this show, the fabulous Dr. Gaby Cora, might know because she knows so much about almost everything.  Certainly she is a beacon of knowledge about all sorts of things that are related to the nexus of mental and physical health and leadership.  Impressively her stress coping tactics permitted her to survive being a guest on this show.

Gaby, Dr. Gabriela Cora, is a medical doctor—a psychiatrist who also has an M.B.A. She’s a nationally known leader in the field of executive leadership. Generously she made a Women Are Funny house call back in December, on the occasion of the release of her new book Leadership Under Pressure: Strategies to Avoid Burnout, Increase Energy, and Improve Your Well-being.  Gaby even wrote the book about the Alpha Female.

At that time of her visit, Gaby had agreed to come by and help you and Kay Ballard write your New Year’s Resolutions, using her brilliant framework, the “Four Pillars of Health.” But it didn’t happen because–well, listen-in to hear the embarrassing and revealing true story about one adorable and modest radio show host who tragically managed to “drop the ball.”

You may think that it is now too late in the year to be concerned about such things. Plus Kay, convinced of her own perfection, usually resists any sort betterment.  Fortunately we learn that Kay has invented the “February New Year’s Resolutions Do-over” for face-saving purposes, and in this episode of Women Are Not Funny Radio, invites you to join her.

Would Gaby approve?

Maybe.  One thing for sure is this fabulously accomplished featured guest is auspiciously in favor of all things auspicious, and wants to lead the way in helping us achieve health as we strive for  success.

Listen in for what is a really fun show about a fun conversation that matters.

Our featured Indie musician is Australian, Elva, singing “When I’m Sleeping.”  She’s here today in advance of the release of her fabulous debut EP–something we eagerly await.

Popular Women Are Not Funny featured guest, Martha Giffen has established a new enterprise.  It is a forum style website  called Mommy Galaxy and is designed to build a community of moms—moms who want to turn to Martha, and others with substantial experience in the endeavor of motherhood, for conversation and answers to their sincere or troubling or pesky questions.  Martha has established herself as the “Resident Mom” and has installed herself in the corner of the website she has so cleverly dubbed, “Martha’s Corner.”

Kay Ballard, herself a former mother, saw Martha’s new website as an opportunity to have a fun conversation loosely around the topic of motherhood, knowing in advance that Martha is a good sport who permits teasing and welcomes silliness of every sort.  You will enjoy this conversation if you like listening to the occasional impromptu infomercial.  Or if you want an insider’s view of some of the challenges inherent in setting up a forum.  Or if you want to find out whether Kay was able to persuade Martha to rename herself  “Intergalactic Mom,” “Pope Momma,” or “Mother Superior” for purposes of the new forum.

Because the truth, the actual truth, is that even though there has not been a clamor from our listeners, to bring Shannon back on to the show, undoubtedly that is because our listeners are amazingly polite and not prone to doing clamoring of any kind.

But the truth doesn’t stop there. There is plenty of truth to go around.  In fact, in the vernacular of the street, we are lousy with truth here, which means we have way too much of it.

So here is what happened.  Women Are Not Funny was planning a December hiatus, since we believe that “hiatus” sounds quite “show biz-y” and we are in show biz after all.  Besides, we need time for planning Season Three.  But then, serendipitously, Kay Ballard learned that Shannon was available.  And Kay is the one who made the demand.

Shannon is not a best-selling author.  She is not a politician.  She is not an Olympic athlete.  And, she is someone with more Klout than clout.  But she has redeeming qualities that make her quite worthy.  For one thing, she hates everyone.  And she is among Kay’s favorite guests.

Join us for a fun conversation that seeks to disprove our very premise.

And Cathleen is political!  When something is outrageous she protests it!   She is entirely against having Robert Downey, Jr. as the voice of Mr. Peanut.  And she is the sponsor of a Facebook campaign for Subway’s Jared on Dancing with the Stars.  Cathleen even volunteers as a political consultant since she is highly interested in the electoral politics of distant states. She has generously recommended that Meg Whitman recover the $140 million she personally spent losing the California gubernatorial race by selling Pez dispensers on eBay.

Cathleen Rittereiser is the author of Foundation and Endowment Investing: Philosophies and Strategies of Top Investors and Institutions and Top Hedge Fund Investors: Stories, Strategies, and Advice. She is also a speaker and a stand up comic.

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Gloria’s visit to Women Are Not Funny Radio coincides with the release of her newest book, No Excuses: 9 Ways Women Can Change the Way We Think About Power and Leadership.  It is a bold book that acknowledges the reasons claiming our power is sometimes difficult, but refuses to accept excuses from those of us who fail to do so. In her book and on her blog, Gloria, a nationally known leader, offers valuable, non-coddling encouragement to all women and insists that we walk boldly towards opportunity and embrace the responsibility to lead.

This will be a fun conversation that truly matters.

What would make a woman with a first rate education in marketing and communications use her high level knowledge and skills in that way?  What would make her put them into the service of lawyers, law firms and the legal profession?  Is it a “party strategy”?  A sneaky certainty that at the parties she attends she will be the only one there with a good personality?

And, most importantly, what advice does Michelle have for an accidental lawyer like Kay?

A fun conversation that matters!