Woody After Hours

Neediness In The Time Of Dessert

ben — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 04:00:00 +0000

Have you voted yet? There’s still time. Voting is open until I wake up tomorrow morning. You can vote by leaving a comment in the comment section of today’s or Wednesday’s comic. It’s very simple. I’d really appreciate it. A big thanks to those of you who have already voted. Have a good weekend. - Ben Hide Sites

Conan Highlights

Woody — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:15:53 +0000

That’s right. I said “Conan highlights.” What the hell am I talking about? Well, watch this and then you’ll know: If you can see this, then you might need a Flash Player upgrade or you need to install Flash Player if it's missing. Get Flash Player from Adobe. Also, don’t forget to vote for which gummi Ben [...]

Served Handily

ben — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 04:00:00 +0000

One or two of you may remember last year around this time when I consumed Penelope Pineapple, one of the elite members of the World’s Largest Gummi Bear™ club. Since then millions of people (give or take a million people) have asked me what my next big eating adventure will be. I am happy to report [...]

Late Late Show Highlights

Woody — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:07:50 +0000

Craig is back after two weeks off on vacation. Let’s see how he’s doing over at the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: The pre-opening credit segment wasn’t anything to call home about. So we’re going to skip picking up this phone. Here were my favorite monologue jokes: A great day for America, but not a great day [...]

It’s A Non-Profit At Least

ben — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 05:00:00 +0000

Paul and I visited the Baltimore Comic-Con over the weekend. We had conversations with some of the usual suspects, we talked with some of the not-so usual suspects, and we spoke with people who may someday be suspects. On Wednesday I’m going to need everyone to put on their voting hats. It’s time for you to [...]

Giving The People What They Want

ben — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 05:00:00 +0000

Baltimore Comic-Con is this weekend. I think it’s a convention, I heard a rumor that it takes place in Baltimore, and I’m pretty sure comics are involved. Maybe Paul and I will see you there. Thanks for stopping by this week. Paul and I hope we have entertained you. Have a great weekend. - Ben Hide Sites

Late Show Highlights

Woody — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 18:00:57 +0000

The great thing about reviewing five different late-night talk shows is that one of them is working just about every week while the rest take vacation. Last week it was Jimmy Kimmel Live!, this week it’s the Late Show with David Letterman. Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s show: Welcome to New York [...]

Lively Up Front And Mellow On The Finish

ben — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 11:00:00 +0000

When my high-school guidance counselor asked me what my plans were after I graduated, I told him that I was going to college X to major in Y and get a job in Z. He shrugged his shoulders and sent me on my way. What he should have done is said, “Ben. Screw that. In half [...]

Late Show Highlights

Woody — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:37:25 +0000

He’s back from vacation. Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Late Show with David Letterman: You folks in the audience, while you’re here tonight, while you’re here enjoying the show in the Ed Sullivan Theater, while you’re here right now; back at your hotel bedbugs are going through the mini-bar. They found alligators in [...]

Cloudy With A Chance Of Nemesis

ben — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 05:00:00 +0000

Nemesis is back! If you need a quick refresher on the tussling that has already done occurred with Woody’s foeiest of foes you can start here. It’s not too late to send your most heartfelt birthday wishes to Paul. I mean, technically, it is too late, as his birthday was Sunday, but I believe he is [...]