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&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;My thoughts on getting older?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://thehoopla.com.au/face-lived/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Click here.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6590688988121247923/posts/default/5720993039151131679?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6590688988121247923/posts/default/5720993039151131679?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.woogsworld.com/2013/05/a-face-well-lived.html" title="A face well lived." /><author><name>Mrs Woog</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-n4AOXtJ_tDE/TpLNlmIl1RI/AAAAAAAADr8/7V8EuYP6Ugg/s220/New%2BWW%2BButton.png" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xzVNpelW-1s/UZ07W0WWyjI/AAAAAAAANv0/8wVO0vbWY-o/s72-c/IMG_1359.jpg" height="72" width="72" /></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0YARn46fSp7ImA9WhBaEUQ.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6590688988121247923.post-9165572312041161301</id><published>2013-05-22T12:52:00.002+10:00</published><updated>2013-05-22T12:52:27.015+10:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-05-22T12:52:27.015+10:00</app:edited><title>Self Portrait</title><content type="html">&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;Survived another tongue lashing from the&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.woogsworld.com/2013/05/lollypop-militia.html"&gt;Lollypop Lady&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt; on the way into doing reading groups with Jack's Class.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;It is official. The woman hates my guts.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;You know how dogs can pass a dozen other dogs, and then get to one particular dog... and then goes&amp;nbsp;berserk?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;I am not saying I am a dog, or that she is. But I am pretty sure that one of us is a bitch..... &lt;i&gt;*whistles*&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;My sour&amp;nbsp;demeanour&amp;nbsp;was flipped around during reading groups. As I chatted with my gang about deserts and continents, I noticed an art work on the wall.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;My son had done a self portrait. Complete with bloodshot eyes for some reason.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;But it wasn't that which made me smile...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;It was his&amp;nbsp;depiction&amp;nbsp;of his bright blue hearing aids. Complete with the FM cube, which is connected wirelessly to a microphone that his delightful teacher wears.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;It made me think about when he was a baby and I would be in a supermarket. I would see people staring at his bright hearing aids and just break down and cry. I don't know why. I would race home where he could be safe from the stares.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;I was so fucking angry.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;But seeing him grow and embrace who he is with all of his might, well, it is just about the best thing he can teach me.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Stare away world, and I will do a cartwheel for you.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;Even though when it suits him, he just takes his batteries out. Like when I get too bossy, barking instructions. Like a dog. &amp;nbsp;Hmmmm.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Have your kids taught your anything lately?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;Click the sauce to find out what I am banging on about today over at The Hoopla.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;And be warned.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;I get a little ranty.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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