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	<title>word of the worlds</title>
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		<title>Sea Anemones at montery bay</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:56:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Archana</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>My D60</title>
		<link>http://archie.lipsmusic.net/archives/2009/07/03/personal/my-d60/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:57:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Archana</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[  I always wanted to own one and finally I got my hands on Nikon D60 DSLR. Yay!! Can&#8217;t be any happier than this. I was 16 or 17 (I guess), when I used to see the travel and discovery channel and was always in awe at how those photographers took such beautiful and breathtaking [...] ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> I always wanted to own one and finally I got my hands on Nikon D60 DSLR. Yay!! Can&#8217;t be any happier than this. I was 16 or 17 (I guess), when I used to see the travel and discovery channel and was always in awe at how those photographers took such beautiful and breathtaking pictures, not to mention my father. He had such great interest in photography. He loved photography and wanted to pursue it seriously. Back then owning a SLR camera was a huge deal, my father said. Taking that hobby to next level was a little expensive and so he decided to drop the idea. Though he never uttered a single word about his passion for photography, somehow, I seem to have inherited that passion. </p>
<p>It all started when my husband and I visited Seattle. I was randomly clicking pictures with my cell phone when my sister-in-law passed a comment. She saw all my pictures and said, you click so well, you are so good. That&#8217;s when it struck a chord that may be I should and since then, I always wanted to own one of those SLR cameras, especially the Nikon D40. </p>
<p>Thanks to Uday. He made my dream come true (owning a SLR)</p>
<p><a href='http://archie.lipsmusic.net/archives/2009/07/03/personal/my-d60/lake-elizabeth/' rel='attachment wp-att-610' title='Lake Elizabeth'><img src='http://archie.lipsmusic.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/e-lake.JPG' width="98%"alt='Lake Elizabeth' /></a></p>
<p>Location: Lake Elizabeth</p>
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		<title>Solar Eclipse July 22nd 2009</title>
		<link>http://archie.lipsmusic.net/archives/2009/07/01/personal/solar-eclipse-july-22nd-2009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:18:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Archana</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[  I usually don&#8217;t believe much in the astrology, but I&#8217;ve heard from many people talking about the solar eclipse on July 22nd, its effects - the good and the bad. This time it seems that we have 3 eclipses- 1. Lunar eclipse on July 7th 2. Solar Eclipse on July 22nd and 3.again  [...] ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> I usually don&#8217;t believe much in the astrology, but I&#8217;ve heard from many people talking about the solar eclipse on July 22nd, its effects - the good and the bad. This time it seems that we have 3 eclipses- 1. <strong>Lunar eclipse on July 7th</strong> 2. <strong>Solar Eclipse on July 22nd</strong> and 3.again <strong> Lunar eclipse on Aug 7th</strong>, all in the same year. It is said that decades ago when this happened there was Mahabharata and world war. I don&#8217;t know myself whether it is true or not. </p>
<p>But for some rashis it is said that the Solar eclipse will have a bad effect on them and in favor for some rashis. I stumbled upon this site Hindupad. Its got all the information one needs, like the Do&#8217;s and Don&#8217;ts on Solar &#038; Lunar eclipse, the stotras or mantras that you need to chant etc. </p>
<p>Here is their website: <a href="http://www.hindupad.com/2009/06/13/surya-grahan-on-22-july-2009-%E2%80%93-effect-of-sampoorn-surya-grahanam-on-various-rashis-or-zodiac-signs/">Hindupad - the effect of sampoorn Surya Grahanam on various rashis or zodiac signs</a></p>
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		<title>Abortion in the ears!</title>
		<link>http://archie.lipsmusic.net/archives/2009/06/26/lol/abortion-in-the-ears/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Archana</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[  Got a forward from one of my friend. At first, I didn&#8217;t get the title.. abortion in the ears? I was so dumb, I thought it must be some medical case, but when I read the first line, all my doubts were gone. I knew it was something funny, but this funny? 
I sure [...] ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Got a forward from one of my friend. At first, I didn&#8217;t get the title.. abortion in the ears? I was so dumb, I thought it must be some medical case, but when I read the first line, all my doubts were gone. I knew it was something funny, but this funny? </p>
<p>I sure did have a good stomach ache. </p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br />
This is a short story written by Dr Kishore Shah&#8230;.he is a gynaecologist in Pune and a very gifted writer&#8230;.enjoy this extremely funny story.</p>
<p>My wife is an ENT Surgeon while I am a Gynaecologist. This can lead to some complications, as I recently learned to my anguish. A General Practitioner called me up and told me that she is sending a patient of hers for an abortion. Unknown to me, she had also referred a female with earwax for removal of the wax to my wife.I duly informed the receptionist to send the patient right in as she was expected (and expecting!) As Murphy lays down the laws of our hospital, it was but natural that the patient who wanted the wax removed from her ear, landed up with me. This is the conversation that I had with the patient.</p>
<p>&#8220;Please come in. Be seated.&#8221; I said with a big smile. I always have a big smile, when I am going to earn some money. The patient gave a feeble smile and sat hesitantly on the edge of the chair. &#8220;Relax.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Doctor, will this hurt a lot?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Not at all.&#8221;</p>
<p>The patient relaxed visibly. &#8220;You know something, Doctor, we tried removing it at home, but failed.&#8221; I was shocked. &#8220;Thank God. Trying this at home can cause serious complications. &#8221;<br />
&#8220;I first tried to remove it by jumping up and down, but it just wouldn&#8217;t budge.&#8221;</p>
<p>I smiled and said, &#8220;If it were that easy, who would need doctors?&#8221;</p>
<p>She gave a cute smile and said, &#8220;Yeah! My neighbour tried to remove it with<br />
his finger, but the hole is so small that he used a hair pin.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh my God!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes! My mother even tried a matchstick.&#8221;</p>
<p>My blood pressure was shooting skywards. I just sputtered without uttering<br />
a word.</p>
<p>&#8220;Tell me, doctor, how do I avoid getting this dirt inside me?&#8221;</p>
<p>I knew that it was an unwanted pregnancy, but calling it dirt was too much. I replied a bit angrily, &#8220;There are tablets which can prevent this happening. Or you could use protection at night.&#8221;<br />
Now it was the patient&#8217;s turn to be confused, &#8220;You mean to say that it happens only at night?&#8221;</p>
<p>I saw her point. &#8220;No! No! I meant anytime of the day, whenever you are in the mood, you should use protection.&#8221;</p>
<p>She was even more confused, &#8220;It depends on my moods?&#8221; Again I saw her point. &#8220;My mistake. You need not be in any sort of mood. It just happens.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;My neighbour advised me to go to one of those chaps who sit by the roadside.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;You mean that pin man?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yeah!&#8221;</p>
<p>This neighbour of hers seemed to be a very dangerous man. Besides using pins, he was sending her to such quacks. The only safety he knew was among the pins. &#8220;You were wise not to heed his advice.&#8221; &#8220;But I tried his other advice. He told me to put warm oil inside and wait. However, that also did not work.&#8221;</p>
<p>This was getting more and more bizarre. Her neighbour deserved to be locked up either in a padded cell or a barred one.</p>
<p>&#8220;But have you taken your husband&#8217;s permission?&#8221;</p>
<p>Now the patient looked confused. &#8220;Do I have to take my husband&#8217;s permission? Because if you need his sign, he is working in Dubai . We were not able to meet for the last one year.&#8221;</p>
<p>It was my turn to be shocked. I gave a sly smirk. It was one of &#8216;those&#8217; cases. The pin-wielding neighbour seemed to me the usual suspect. I reassured her. &#8220;No! No! The husband&#8217;s sign is not at all needed.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;However, I did inform him on phone.&#8221;</p>
<p>Her husband seemed to me a very broad-minded fellow. I didn&#8217;t know whether  to congratulate her or to commiserate with her. So I hastily turned to other aspects. &#8220;Its good that you came a bit early.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Actually I wanted to come early in the morning, but I had some other work.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh! I did not mean early today. I meant that if you had delayed this removal, it would have started moving. Then it would have developed a heartbeat.&#8221; The patient was staring at me wide eyed as if watching a horror movie. Looking at her face, I decided that she was not fit to listen to the grotesque details. I decided to relieve her a bit. I said, &#8220;You will bleed a bit, but only for a few days.&#8221;</p>
<p>By now, the poor patient was trembling, &#8220;how-H-How much bleeding?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh, only slightly more than your menstrual period, and it will continue only for a week or so.&#8221;</p>
<p>By now the patient was clutching her hair in her fingers and staring at me wide-eyed. I asked her soothingly, &#8220;Why don&#8217;t you lie down on the examination table? Remove your clothes and relax.&#8221;</p>
<p>This was the final straw. She didn&#8217;t even wish me goodbye. I saw just a blur of motion leaving my consulting room at top speed.</p>
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		<title>Iran actually</title>
		<link>http://archie.lipsmusic.net/archives/2009/06/22/personal/iran-actually/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 01:26:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>uday</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[  Would Iran Actually Use The Bomb?
How Much &#8220;Meddling&#8221; Is Iran Actually Doing in Iraq?
Diplomacy With Iran Actually Works
Will Iran actually realize a viable nuclear power industry? 
Would Iran Actually Use The Bomb?
Questions and lots of them and not much time to contemplate while policy makers all over the world rush to find the right [...] ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Would Iran Actually Use <a href="http://www.hyscience.com/talk/viewtopic.php?t=6899&#038;sid=4672a2cc3d201272512dc2aff53321a9">The Bomb</a>?</p>
<p>How Much &#8220;<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.alternet.org/world/95057/how_much_%22meddling%22_is_iran_actually_doing_in_iraq/">Meddling</a>&#8221; Is Iran Actually Doing in Iraq?</p>
<p>Diplomacy With Iran Actually <a rel="nofollow" href="http://thegooddemocrat.wordpress.com/2007/11/07/diplomacy-with-iran-actually-works/">Works</a></p>
<p>Will Iran actually <a rel="nofollow" href="http://home.inklingmarkets.com/markets/3467">realize</a> a viable nuclear power industry? </p>
<p>Would Iran Actually <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.freedomszone.com/archives/2007/01/would_iran_actually_use_the_bo.php">Use</a> The Bomb?</p>
<p>Questions and lots of them and not much time to contemplate while policy makers all over the world rush to find the right needle to make that stitch in time while no one really knows if it really would save nine more later on.</p>
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		<title>Can math measure Happiness?</title>
		<link>http://archie.lipsmusic.net/archives/2009/06/02/in-the-news/can-you-measure-happiness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:32:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Archana</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[  Most of us always wondered if we could measure happiness. didn&#8217;t we? Now there&#8217;s a solution to measure your personal feelings. I&#8217;m not sure if this works, but the Bhutanese researchers are confident. 
Go on read it:

&#8220;The Bhutanese researchers have come up with a set of mathematical formulae that can measure jealousy, sexual misconduct [...] ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Most of us always wondered if we could measure happiness. didn&#8217;t we? Now there&#8217;s a solution to measure your personal feelings. I&#8217;m not sure if this works, but the Bhutanese researchers are confident. </p>
<p>Go on read it:<br />
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<p><strong>&#8220;</strong><em>The Bhutanese researchers have come up with a set of mathematical formulae that can measure jealousy, sexual misconduct and apathy toward reciting prayers among others. </p>
<p>For those who are sceptic about gross national happiness or GNH — Bhutan’s unique development index — and say that happiness can never be measured, the Centre for Bhutan Studies has come out with 72 measurable indicators grouped under nine principal domains — time use, living standards, good governance, psychological wellbeing, community vitality, culture, health, education and ecolo gy.</p>
<p>Researchers said hours of sleep (a1) and trust in media (a2) are two of the 72 indicators that can be measured on a scale of 0 to 1. The formula is: GNH index = 1 The ingredients of the statistical combination to quantify happiness are designed to suit only the Bhutanese context. However, the mathematical rules can be extended and customised to measure GNH of any economy, the CBS said. Following the formula, Bhutan’s GNH index 0.812 was 81 per cent. The index was calculated after a survey of 950 respondents from 12 districts.</p>
<p>According to the sur{(a1+a2+ ..+a72)/72}.</p>
<p>“There is one more method to calculate happiness, but the above one gives a more efficient result,” Tshoki Zangmo, a researcher with the Centre for Bhutan Studies (CBS) told the Bhutan Times.</p>
<p>vey, Haa was the happiest district with an index of 0.8273 and Dagana the least happy with an index of 0.8026. The measure of GNH indicators can serve as evaluative tools against any kind of initiative before it is implemented. It can be used to know in advance whether the initiative is in tandem with the principles of GNH, CBS said. “The CBS has come up with a set of proGNH screening tools and recommends all government policies and programmes to undergo the exercise before it is implemented. We have submitted a proposal for the same to the GNH Commission,” said Zangmo Karma Tshiteem, Secretary of GNH Commission.<strong>&#8220;</strong> </em></p>
<p>Courtesy: <a href="http://www.dc-epaper.com/DC/DCH/2009/06/01/ArticleHtmls/01_06_2009_012_009.shtml?Mode=0">Deccan Chronicle ePaper</a></p>
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		<title>Thought for the day!</title>
		<link>http://archie.lipsmusic.net/archives/2009/05/19/favourite-quotes/thought-for-the-day-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 20:08:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Archana</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[  
The power of the man is in the power of his mind. The power of his mind is in the power of his subconscious mind. The power of his subconscious mind is in the power of his subconscious beliefs. And, it is these subconscious beliefs that lift man to his greatness. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <a rel="lightbox" href='http://archie.lipsmusic.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/man-standing-water_pe0021468.jpg' title='man reaching ladder'><img src='http://archie.lipsmusic.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/man-standing-water_pe0021468.jpg' alt='man reaching ladder' /></a></p>
<p><strong>The power of the man is in the power of his mind. The power of his mind is in the power of his subconscious mind. The power of his subconscious mind is in the power of his subconscious beliefs. And, it is these subconscious beliefs that lift man to his greatness. </strong></p>
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		<title>The Tea Party…</title>
		<link>http://archie.lipsmusic.net/archives/2009/04/30/lol/the-tea-party/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Archana</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[  All those fathers with cute lil daughters&#8230; beware!  

When I was a toddler, someone gave me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. My father was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of tea, which [...] ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> All those fathers with cute lil daughters&#8230; beware!  </p>
<p><em><br />
When I was a toddler, someone gave me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. My father was in the <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Living_room" title="Living room" rel="wikipedia">living room</a> engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea" title="Tea" rel="wikipedia">tea</a>, which was just <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_%28molecule%29" title="Water (molecule)" rel="wikipedia">water</a>, of course.</p>
<p>After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such <a class="zem_slink" href="http://tvcity.tvb.com/drama/yummyyummy" title="Yummy Yummy" rel="homepage">yummy</a> tea, my Mom came home. <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.amazon.com/My-Dad-Talk-about-Books-Debbie-Bailey/dp/1550371649%3FSubscriptionId%3D0G81C5DAZ03ZR9WH9X82%26tag%3Dsweetsimplicit-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3D1550371649" title="My Dad (Talk-about-Books)" rel="amazon">My Dad</a> made her wait in the living room to watch his <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Princess_%28automobile%29" title="Little Princess (automobile)" rel="wikipedia">little Princess</a> bring him a cup of tea, because it was, &#8220;Just the cutest thing!&#8221;</p>
<p><a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.amazon.com/My-Mom-Anthony-Browne/dp/0374350981%3FSubscriptionId%3D0G81C5DAZ03ZR9WH9X82%26tag%3Dsweetsimplicit-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3D0374350981" title="My Mom" rel="amazon">My Mom</a> waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy.</p>
<p>She <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watch" title="Watch" rel="wikipedia">watches</a> him <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drink" title="Drink" rel="wikipedia">drink</a> it up and then says, &#8220;Did it ever occur to you that the only place that a toddler can reach to get water is the toilet?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>3 Minute Management Course - Lesson 4</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Archana</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[  Lesson Four:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk. “I want to be in the [...] ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <strong>Lesson Four:</strong></p>
<p>A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Puff! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Puff! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”</p>
<p><strong>Management Lesson:</strong> Always let your boss have the first say.</p>
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		<title>3 Minute Management Course - Lesson 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Lesson Three:
A little bird was flying south for the winter.  It was so cold, the
bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was
lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.  As the
frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began [...] ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <strong>Lesson Three:</strong><br />
A little bird was flying south for the winter.  It was so cold, the<br />
bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was<br />
lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.  As the<br />
frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how<br />
warm he was.  The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid there all<br />
warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard<br />
the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat<br />
discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him<br />
out and ate him.</p>
<p><strong>Management Lesson:</strong><br />
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.<br />
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.<br />
(3) And when you&#8217;re in deep shit, it&#8217;s best to keep your mouth shut!</p>
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