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Love Quotes SMS: Shakespeare Says

2013-04-07T03:43:00.005-07:00

Shakespeare says
There r 2 things in LIFE that r very painful
One is when ur love loves you & doesn't tell u...
Second when ur love doesn't love u and tells u.
-Author Unknown

Love Quotes SMS: Jealous Heart

2013-04-07T03:35:00.002-07:00

A loving relationship is one
in which the loved one is free to be himself
to laugh with me, but never at me;
to cry with me, but never because of me;
to love life, to love himself, to love being loved.
Such a relationship is based upon freedom
and can never grow in a jealous heart.
- Author Unknown

Pinoy Jokes: Wonderful Dream 2,3,4,5,1

2013-04-07T02:39:00.004-07:00

1. Nagising ako.
2. Pumasok ako sa iskwelahan.
3. Nakita ko siya.
4. Hinalikan ko siya.
5. Hinalikan niya rin ako.
Sa totoo lang, ang pagkakasunod ay 2, 3, 4, 5, 1.

Pinoy Jokes: Worm Pa Rin

2013-04-07T02:26:00.005-07:00

PEDRO: Ano tawag sa uod na nasa gitna ng kalsada?

JUAN: (Nagiisip) Hindi ko alam eh, ano ba?
PEDRO: Edi uod pa din, nasa gitna lang naman ng kalsada e.

Pinoy Jokes: Road Accident

2013-04-07T02:24:00.001-07:00

Isang araw papasok ako ng paaralan ng makita ko na bumangga ang isang jeep sa poste.
Grabe, kung nandoon ka lang ang daming sugatan.

Pero isang agaw pansin, isang pasahero na gumagapang papunta sa driver...

At nag sabi cya ng ganito...
PASAHERO: "Manong yung sukli po ng bente".

Pinoy Jokes: Like Father Like Son

2013-04-07T02:22:00.003-07:00

Sa school...
TEACHER: Juan, sino pumatay kay Jose Rizal?

JUAN: Aba!?... Hindi ako ma'am!!!

TEACHER: Gago ka talaga!!!... Niloloko mo ba ako?....

JUAN: Aba Ma'am, hindi nga po ako!!!

TEACHER: Tarantado ka talaga!!!... Sige, umuwi ka ngayon din at papuntahin mo yung tatay mo dito!!!

(Umuwi sa bahay si Juan at nakita ang tatay nya.)

JUAN: Tay, pinapupunta kayo sa school ng teacher ko....

TATAY: Aba!?... Bakit daw?

JUAN: Ewan ko ho... Tinatanong po kase sakin kung sino daw pumatay kay Jose Rizal....

TATAY: Teka teka!!!... Hindi ako no!!!... Bakit ako?

JUAN: Eh pinapupunta ho kayo eh...

TATAY: Eh hindi nga ako eh!!!...

(Dumating si Lolo at nag salita.)

LOLO: Bakit kase hindi umamin ang isa sa inyo kung sino talaga ang pumatay...

Pinoy Jokes: Milagro

2013-04-07T02:16:00.001-07:00

Isang pastor pinipray over ang mga umatend sa church. Me lumapit na pilay na nakasaklay. Nilapitan ito ng pastor at ipinatong ang kanyang kamay sa ulo ng pilay.

Sa nanginginig na boses sinabi ng pastor "sa ngalan ng makapangyarihang diyos tanggapin mo ang pagpapagaling nya". Sumagot ang pilay "tinatanggap ko po" habang umiiyak, lumuluha, tulo laway pati uhog. Sabi ng pastor magaling ka na anak.

Iniwan na ng pastor and pilay at lumipat sa ibang nagpapalayhands. Maya-maya sabi ng kasama ng pastor, "Pastor yung pinagpray nyong pilay. Tinapon ang saklay saka naglakad!".

Sabi ng pastor "Praise the Lord! Isang malaking himala! Nasan na at puntahan natin."
"Ayun po sumubsub sabog ang nguso...."

Pinoy Jokes: Relo

2013-04-07T02:11:00.000-07:00

TEACHER: Pedro, late ka na naman?

PEDRO: Late po kasi relo ko...

TEACHER: Edi i-advance mo...

(biglang lumabas si pedro)

TEACHER: Pedro, saan ka pupunta?

PEDRO: Uuwi na po, time na eh..

Money Quotes by Orson Welles

2013-04-07T02:06:00.001-07:00

Criminals are never very amusing. It's because they're failures. Those who make real money aren't counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not an ethical problem.

Facebook Tips: How to Unblock Specific Names on Facebook?

2013-03-31T16:03:00.001-07:00

The guide on how to unblock the specific names on facebook, follow the step by step guide...

Step One: Click on Privacy Settings

Step Two: Visit "BLOCKING" section

Step Three: Choose Name to Unblock

Thank you for reading some facebook tips, enjoy!

Supreme Wealth Alliance: How to Get Your Earnings in Supreme Wealth Alliance?

2013-03-31T15:46:00.001-07:00

The following are the options when you want to request earning withdrawal in your supreme wealth alliance back office. If you're not yet a member of supreme wealth alliance, please read the details here.

1. PAYPAL/ PAYZA / Liberty Reserve (US$)
2. Western Union Remittance (Multi-Currency)
3. Money Gram (Multi-Currency)
4. MLhuillier (PHP)
5. Cebuana Lhuillier (PHP)
6. Globe GCash (PHP)
7. Smart Money (PHP)
8. HSBC Bank Deposit (US$)
9. BPI Bank Deposit (PHP)
10. Banco De Oro (BDO) Bank Deposit (PHP)
11. UnionBank Bank Deposit (PHP)
12. LBC Express Remittance (PHP)

Please also read the simple guide on how to join supreme wealth alliance, thank you for your interest. Howp you enjoy this, Happy earnings. ^_^

How to Join Supreme Wealth Alliance in the Philippines?

2013-03-31T15:39:00.001-07:00

Here's the simple guide o how to join the best pure online networking business in the Philippines, you can earn money with supreme wealth alliance while you are using facebook chatting with friends and just introduce the SWA business pay plan.

Just pay a one time fee of P2500 or $55 to SWA Admin via BDO

Amount: P2,500

Account Name: Franco Renato A. Chaves

BDO Account Number: 1520-5667-33

SM Bicutan Branch

And wait for the confirmation and account activation via email, that's it. You are now ready to start making money with supreme wealth alliance.When you're already making serious money with SWA, you may want to know the guide about supreme wealth alliance pay out options - how to withdraw your earnings in SWA.

Happy online eanings ^_^ Good luck to your SWA business!

Money Quotes: 10 Popular Money Quotes

2013-03-27T18:00:00.003-07:00

1. "Early to bed, early to rise, keeps you healthy, wealthy and wise." - Benjamin Franklin

2. "For I don't care too much for money, for money can't buy me love." - The Beatles

3. "Money is like a sixth sense - and you can't make use of the other five without it." - William Somerset Maugham

4. "A penny saved is a penny earned." - Benjamin Franklin

5. "Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time." - Jim Rohn

6. "Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves." - Albert Einstein

7. "Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort." - Helen Gurley Brown

8. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." - Woody Allen

9. "Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money." - Jackie Mason

10. "If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting." - Ben Franklin