Words Which I Liked

How to ask for salary increase‏

noreply@blogger.com (Shadi) — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:35:00 +0000

HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS
FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$of u$.We are worker$who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company ..
I am $ure you will gue$$what I meant and re$pond $oon.

Your$$incerely,

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days, NOthing much has changed. You must haveNOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well . NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .

---- Your Boss.

Good bye daddy !

noreply@blogger.com (Shadi) — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:31:00 +0000

A father put his three year old daughter to bed,

Told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying

'God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.'

The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye grandpa?'

The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing todo.'

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and

listened to her prayers, which went like this:

'God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma.'

The next day the grandmother died.

Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say,

'God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy.'

He practically went into shock.

He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his

office.

He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock.

He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day

he stayed there,

looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said

'I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?'

He said 'I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my

life.'

She said 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened

HERE.

He asked 'What'??????

She said 'This morning our neighbour James suddenly died
by [moxgroup]

Mothers know everything‏

noreply@blogger.com (Shadi) — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:58:00 +0000

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen> in love and that he is going to get

married. He says, Just> for fun, 'Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and> you try

and guess which one I'm going to marry.'> The mother agrees.> The next day, he

brings three beautiful women into the > house and sits them down on the couch and

they chat for > a while.> He then says: > ' Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to>

marry.'> She immediately replies: > ' The one on the right.' > > ''That's amazing, Ma.

You're right. How did> you know?' The mother replies,

I didn't like her!!!!!

What is the time?!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Shadi) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:05:00 +0000

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose if you tell me the time

Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time

Young Man: Quite possible

Old Man: Maybe we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address

Young Man: Quite possible

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came to wish me a good day. Then as a courtesy, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it
Young Man: Possible

Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has made it and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter

Young Man: (Smiles)

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter
again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you

Young Man: (Smiles)

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start
waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage

Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission

Young Man: Oh Yes ! and (smiles)

Old Man: ( Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my
daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch

Love.....

noreply@blogger.com (Shadi) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:03:00 +0000

Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much...
Girl: Talk to her!
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that.You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me...
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me??BR
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know..?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.

Team should be like this

noreply@blogger.com (Shadi) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 12:49:00 +0000

Team should be like this

Tears of a Woman

noreply@blogger.com (Shadi) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:02:00 +0000

A little boy asks his mother:
« Why do you cry ? »
« Because I am a woman » she answers.
« I don’t understand » he says.
His mother hugs him and says : « and you never will»

Later the little boy asked his father :
« Why does mommy cry » ?
« All women cry for no reason », is all that his father could answer him.

When he became an adult he asked God :
« God, why do women cry so easily? »

And God Answered :
« When I created woman, she needed to be special.

I created her shoulders strong enough to bear the weight of the world…

And soft enough to be comfortable ».

« I gave her the strength to give life,
The kind that accepts the rejection that often comes from children. »
« I gave her the strength to allow her to go on when everybody else give up.

The kind that takes care of her family, despite illness and fatigue. »
« I gave her the sensitivity to love her children unconditionally,
Even when they have hurt her deeply. »

« I gave her the strength to endure her husband in his faults

And to stay at his side without weakening»

« And finally, I gave her tears to shed whenever she needs them to be shed. »

« You see my son, the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, nor is it in her face or in the way she does her hair.

The beauty of a woman resides in her eyes.
It is the door to her heart ;
the door where Love resides.

And it is often through her tears that you see her heart go by. »

One Day at a Time

noreply@blogger.com (Shadi) — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:48:00 +0000

The greatest loss... Loss of self-respect.

The most useless thing to do...Worry.

The greatest Joy... Giving.

The most satisfying work... Helping Others

The ugliest personality trait...Selfishness

The greatest problem to overcome...Fear.

The Most effective sleeping pill...Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease... Excuses.

The most powerful force in life... Love.

The worst thing to be without... Hope.

The greatest asset... Faith.

Personality Development

noreply@blogger.com (Shadi) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:23:00 +0000

Don't compare yourself with any one in this world.
If you compare, you are insulting yourself.

No one will manufacture a lock without a key.
Similarly God won't give problems without solutions.

Life laughs at you when you are unhappy...
Life smiles at you when you are happy...
Life salutes you when you make others happy...

Every successful person has a painful story.Every painful story has a successful ending.
Accept the pain and get ready for success.

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others.Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes.
It is easier to protect your feet with slippers than to cover the earth with carpet.

No one can go back and change a bad beginning;
But anyone can start now and create a successful ending.

If a problem can be solved, no need to worry about it.
If a problem cannot be solved what is the use of worrying?

If you miss an opportunity don't fill the eyes with tears.
It will hide another better opportunity in front of you

"Changing the Face" can change nothing.But "Facing the Change" can change everything.
Don't complain about others;Change yourself if you want peace.

Mistakes are painful when they happen.
But year's later collection of mistakes is called experience, which leads to success.

Be bold when you looseand be calm when you win.Heated gold becomes ornament. Beaten copper becomes wires. Depleted stone becomes statue. So the more pain you get in life you become more valuable.

HOW TO BE RICH ?!

noreply@blogger.com (Shadi) — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:08:00 +0000

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.His bed was next to the room's only window.The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end.
They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.Although the other man could not hear the band, he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.Days, weeks and months passed.
One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.
She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real

world outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed.
IT FACED A BLANK WALL.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'

Epilogue:There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present.'
The origin of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on.

Just Be...

noreply@blogger.com (Shadi) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:16:00 +0000

Be Strong Enough To Face The World Each Day..

Be Weak Enough To Know You Cant Do Everything.

40 wisdom (part 2)

noreply@blogger.com (Shadi) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:39:00 +0000

The gift of gab is a proof of jealousy

** ** ** **
We have nostalgia for the past because it is gone. If it comes back we would hate it.

** ** ** **
The one whose ambition is great so his worries

** ** ** **
People feel small in the presence of some of the great personality, , yet the greatest is the one who let all around him feel great as well

Des gens qui sentent tout petit devant une grande personalité, cependant une personne est digne d'être appeler grand est celui qui laisse chaque personne de son entourage sentir important

** ** ** **
Celui qui chasse deux oiseaux en même temps il les perd tous les deux.Chase two birds at the same time and you will loose both.

** ** ** **
The woman is half the society and the one who educates the other half.

La femme est la moitié de la société et c'est elle qui élève l'autre moitié

** ** ** **
For every word their is a listener and probably my words don't suit your ears. So please don't accuse me of being ambiguous

Pour chaque mot en trouvera un écouteur et probablement mes mots ne te coviennent pas. Donc s'il te plait ne m'accuse pas d'être un ambigu

** ** ** **
As more higher up one rises to as more clouds and problems will surround him.

Plus que la personne s'élevera plus que ses problèmes s'accroîtera

** ** ** **
Don't argue with an ignorant for it will be hard for people to differentiate between you

Ne pas discuter avec un ignorant, le monde seront mélés entre vous

** ** ** **
The failure in planning will lead in planning to failure

L'échec en planification mènera en planification vers l'échec

** ** ** **
The coward will find 36 solutions to his problem but the one will like most is fleeing

Le lâche trouvera 36 solutions pour son problème mais le plus qu'il préférera c'est de fuire

** ** ** **
Better set your path with a smile than with a sword

Mieux creuser ton chemin avec un souris que le creuser avec une épée

** ** ** **
If you listen to the telltale you will lose the friend

Si tu écoutes le rapporteur tu perds l'ami

** ** ** **
Better being a cub in the family of Lions than being a king of the ostriches

Mieux d'être un lionceau dans une famille des lions qu'un roi des autruches.

40 wisdom (part 1)

noreply@blogger.com (Shadi) — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:16:00 +0000

إذا لم تكن تعلم أين تذهب ، فكل الطرق تؤدى إلى هناك
If you don't have an objective in life, any cause could be one

Si tu n'as pas un but dans la vie, tout peut servir comme un but.

** ** ** **

يوجد دائماً من هو أشقى منك ، فابتسم
There is always one who suffers more than you do, so you should be optimistic

Il y a toujours quelqu'un qui souffre plus que toi , donc soit optimiste

** ** ** **

يظل الرجل طفلاً حتى تموت أمه ، فإذا ماتت شاخ فجأة
A man will continue acting like a child until his mother's death, then he will age in a sudden

L'homme continue agir comme un enfant jusqu'à la mort de sa mère, à ce moment là, il vieillira d'un seul coup

** ** ** **

عندما تحب عدوك يحس بتفاهته
When you love your enemy is when he feels of his emptiness

C'est quand tu aimes ton enemi, c'est là quand il sent qu'il vaut rien

** ** ** **

إذا طعنت من الخلف فاعلم أنك في المقدمة
If you have been betrayed from behind the scene, then you should be proud because you are the only one who is in front

Si quelqu'un t'as trahi sans ta connaisance, mais parce qu'il est jalous que tu es en avant.

** ** ** **

الكلام اللين يغلب الحق البين
The soft words are more powerful than the naked truth

Les mots doux sont beaucoup plus puissants de la vérité nue

** ** ** **
كلنا كالقمر .. له جانب مظلم
We are all like the bright moon, we still have our darker side

On est tous comme la lune, nous avons en nous ce c?té sembre

** ** ** **

لا تتحدى إنساناً ليس لديه ما يخسره
Don't challenge someone whao has nothing to loose

Ne lance pas un défi à quelqu'un qui n'a rien à perrdre

** ** ** **
العين التي لا تبكي لا تبصر في الواقع شيئاً
The eye which doesn't know the meaning of tears, it doesn't know anything

opf value L'oeil qui ne connait pas des larmes, elle ne connait rien de valeurs.

** ** ** **

المهزوم إذا ابتسم أفقد المنتصر لذة الفوز
Si le vaincu continu à garder son sourire il force le vainceur de perdre la jouissance du victoire

If the loser keeps his smile the winner will loose the thrill of victory.

** ** ** **

لا خير في يمنى بغير يسار
No benefit of a right without a left.

Aucun profit d'une droite sans la gauche

** ** ** **
الجزع عند المصيبة، مصيبة أخرى
The panic from a catastrophe is anothercatasrtophe

La panic dans un cas catastrophique un une catastrophe

** ** ** **
الابتسامة كلمة معروفه من غير حروف
The smile is a famous word without letters

Le sourire est un mot sans caractères

** ** ** **

اعمل على أن يحبك الناس عندما تغادر منصبك، كما يحبونك عندما تتسلمه
Be cheerful when gettin-out as when you coming-in

Soit acceuillant à ton départ comme à ton arrivé

** ** ** **

لا تطعن في ذوق زوجتك، فقد اختارتك أولا
Don't be critic to yor wife's taste, she is the one who selected you at the first place.

Ne soit pas criticant du go?t de ta femme, rappele-toi qu'elle ta choisie au premier lieu

** ** ** **

لن تستطيع أن تمنع طيور الهم أن تحلق فوق رأسك ولكنك تستطيع أن تمنعها من أن تعشش في راسك
You can't chase worries flying over your head but you can do preventing them from nesting in your head

Tu ne peux pas empêcher les craintes de voler en sessus de votre tête mais tu peux les empêcher de faire un nid dans ta tête

** ** ** **

تصادق مع الذئاب .... على أن يكون فأسك مستعداً
Dive with the shark but bewarre not to be swallowed

Nage avec les requins mais fais attention de ne pas être avaler

** ** ** **
ذوو النفوس الدنيئة يجدون اللذة في التفتيش عن أخطاء العظماء
The demeanour will be thrilled in finding out a mistake of his great rival

** ** ** **
إنك تخطو نحو الشيخوخة يوماً مقابل كل دقيقة من الغضب
Every minute of anger will get you one more year older.

Chaque minute de colère vous rend un an plus vieux

** ** ** ** end and don't

إن بعض القول فن ... فاجعل الإصغاء فناً
Elocution is an art so let listening be a similar art

La diction est une art Il faut donc considerer l'écoute comme une art semblable

** ** ** **
الذي يولد وهو يزحف ، لا يستطيع أن يطير
The impossible can never decome possible L'impossible est impossible

** ** ** **

Want to learn how to live?‏

noreply@blogger.com (Shadi) — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:01:00 +0000

This is Life...

In the picture, just look at their condition.. No place to sleep, still they have made some space for d cat n d dog...

Water poring from the roof but still each 1 of them have a peaceful smile on their face.. Simply amazing!!!!!

The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.

Keep Smiling Always.