I’ll never forget how happy I was when I saw my wife walking down the aisle towards me…………..

My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.
It seemed to take an age, but eventually there she was, standing beside me.

I gave her a cheeky wink and said:  ”Get that trolley over here love. They’re doing 3 cartons of Crownies, for the price of 2.”