<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2750575221201519194</id><updated>2024-11-01T06:36:00.317-04:00</updated><category term="Eructations on my lost erection"/><category term="To Sleep Perchance to Cream"/><title type='text'>Workless and Worthless</title><subtitle type='html'>Venting for all you other unemployed depressive motherfuckers!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://workless-worthless.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2750575221201519194/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://workless-worthless.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>HomerSapiens</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18182859912002067303</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhV0FoJM1p8yv-98eWB5x0dgC7axbPoeQXii9JGR9cgF6bbpujFSGPFxD4h1SDzvX5XgXwCZIDw-ndM_82nRPrig3yIHRHkDww6mu7V7oqDbf3aHC_sc2SogXZ3CNw63x8/s220/IMG_0003.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2750575221201519194.post-7154343825248855408</id><published>2010-03-15T20:02:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-03-15T20:06:59.589-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="To Sleep Perchance to Cream"/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>My wife likes to sleep.  A lot.  I wish I could sleep.  But, all I do is lie awake thinking of all the forks in the road that brought me to this spot.  This spot, if you haven&#39;t figured it out, is unemployment shangri-fucking-la.  No job, no money, no self esteem.  To be continued later...Family Guy just came on!</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://workless-worthless.blogspot.com/feeds/7154343825248855408/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://workless-worthless.blogspot.com/2010/03/my-wife-likes-to-sleep.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2750575221201519194/posts/default/7154343825248855408'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2750575221201519194/posts/default/7154343825248855408'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://workless-worthless.blogspot.com/2010/03/my-wife-likes-to-sleep.html' title=''/><author><name>HomerSapiens</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18182859912002067303</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhV0FoJM1p8yv-98eWB5x0dgC7axbPoeQXii9JGR9cgF6bbpujFSGPFxD4h1SDzvX5XgXwCZIDw-ndM_82nRPrig3yIHRHkDww6mu7V7oqDbf3aHC_sc2SogXZ3CNw63x8/s220/IMG_0003.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2750575221201519194.post-1185180905054708904</id><published>2010-03-11T13:00:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-11T13:11:58.851-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Eructations on my lost erection"/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>This is my first blog.  I&#39;ve always wondered who had the time for these fucking beat off sessions.  Now, I know.  It&#39;s losers like me.  &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Here are my stats:  Fifty years old.  Out of work.  Went to pharmacy school and law school.  One divorce, one remarriage, one grown kid, two dogs, big mortgage.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;My plan is to post my downward spiral into the hell of this Jerry Springer/Maury Povich/Montel Williams-watching life that has been imposed upon me.  Comment if you like.  If you read this and don&#39;t comment, then you are just another POS sucking the life out of me.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Welcome to my world!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://workless-worthless.blogspot.com/feeds/1185180905054708904/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://workless-worthless.blogspot.com/2010/03/this-is-my-first-blog.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2750575221201519194/posts/default/1185180905054708904'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2750575221201519194/posts/default/1185180905054708904'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://workless-worthless.blogspot.com/2010/03/this-is-my-first-blog.html' title=''/><author><name>HomerSapiens</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18182859912002067303</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhV0FoJM1p8yv-98eWB5x0dgC7axbPoeQXii9JGR9cgF6bbpujFSGPFxD4h1SDzvX5XgXwCZIDw-ndM_82nRPrig3yIHRHkDww6mu7V7oqDbf3aHC_sc2SogXZ3CNw63x8/s220/IMG_0003.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>