All about Funny Pictures and Funny SMS.

Veena Malik k baad ab Nawaz Sharif k liay araz kartay Hen.

2014-09-24T08:20:00.002+05:00

Veena Malik k baad ab

Nawaz Sharif k liye Arz Karte Hen,,,,,,,

Ganja Teri Sharafat Py sb ko hy Shak.........

WaH g Wah

"GanjA"teri sharafat py sb ko hy shak.....

Halki Halki Bhook Main

Halka Phulka TUC

Halka Phulka TUC ...

International Lota Nawaz Sharif......(Funny Picture)

2014-09-18T11:43:00.000+05:00

Nawaz Sharif:

Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .

Shahbaz Sharif:

Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .

Zardari:

Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...
(Funny SMS)

Mix Urdu and English Text Messages.

2014-09-18T11:00:00.000+05:00

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai???

Shopkeeper:

Sirf 5 kiss.: Girl: Aur us dress,
ka???
Shopkeeper:

10 kiss,

Girl:

Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi....

Sardar vs pathan funny text Message.

2014-09-12T10:03:00.003+05:00

Sardar:
Mubarak ho adliya bahal ho gai hy
Ab herr ghareeb ko Roti, Kapra, makan milay ga,
Mulzim ko foori insaaf milay ga,
,Jurm khatam ho jen ge
Load sheding nai ho gi
Mehangai khataam ho jaye ge,
Pakistan men haqiqi jamhoriat ay gi,
Corruption khatam ho jaye gi,
India dost ban jay ga,
Dehatshat gaardi khaatam ho jay gi,
Pathan:
Acha han phir hamari Ankh khul
jaaye gi.
wah pathan wah.

Bubble Gum Poem for Asif Zardari

2014-09-11T08:28:00.001+05:00

Ik Asif Zardari mota taza tha
Jo mazy se mulk ko khata tha
Ding Dong....
Ding Dong...

Zardari ne beth k socha k
Bibi ko den gy dhoka yeh
Bibi ko maren gy goli
Or khaen gy mulk main
Ding Dong....
Ding Dong.....
Ding Dong.....

Per Army bari siyani the
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi
Per Army bech se nikal gai
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.

Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum

Aisay hoty hen bhala chahnay walay Mohsin???

2014-09-10T08:22:00.002+05:00

Us ko fursat hi nai waqat nikaaly Mohsin

Aisay hoty hen bhala chahnay walay Mohsin???

Yaad k dasht men phirta hon men nangay paaon

Dekh tu aa k kabi paaon k chhaalay Mohsin

Kho gai subha ki umeed aur ab lagta hai

Ham nai hon gy k jab hon gy ujaaly Mohsin

Hakim-e-waqt kahan men kahan adal kahan

Q na khalqat ki zubaan par lagaen talay Mohsin

Wo jo ik shakhs mitaa-e-dil-o-jan tha na raha

Ab bhala kon mery dard sambhalay Mohsin…..

Urua Ghazal.............. By:

----Mohsin Naqvi----

Nawaz Sharif Funny Picture with Funny Text Message.

2014-09-09T13:31:00.000+05:00

Zardari ny
Nawaz Sharif ko
Wazart e Uzma ki
Paish kash ki to Nawaz Sharif ny kaha k
Tum Wazarat sanbhalo
Main "Uzma" ko sanbhalta Hon...
----GEO Nawaz Sharif GEO-----

Aik Bar Men Bemaar Huwa (Funny SMS)

2014-09-09T09:04:00.001+05:00

Aik Bar Men Bemaar Huwa,

Ik Dost ny Mujy Hospital Jany ko Kaha,

Men Hospital Chala Gia,

Wahan Do Darwazay Thy,

Aik Par “Khas bemari”

Aur Aik par “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha,

Mujy Mamoli Bemari the is Liay

Men Mamoli Bemari Waly Room me Chala Gia

Wahan Bhe Do Darwazy thy Aik Par “Khas Admi”

Aur Aik par Aaam Admi likha tha,

Men Gharib Admi Tha is liay Aam Admi Waly Door se Andar Chala Gia,

Andar Gia to!

Daiha k Men Hospital sy Bahr Tha.

………………….Geo Pakistan Geo……………

Asif Ali Zardari ka Farmaan………

2014-09-09T08:54:00.002+05:00

Asif Ali Zardari ka Farman………

Sb Sy Pehly Sadar-e-Pakistan

Mulk ko bana do Qabaristan

Khatam kro Musalman

Dollar hy Apna Emaan

Aur Bush hy Abba jan.......

Abhi Abhi to Piar ka Computer kia hy Chaloo...

2014-09-09T08:39:00.002+05:00

Abhi abhi to pIAR ka computer kIA hY chaLOO,

Ab main dil ki hard disk pY aur kitni files daloo,

Apne chEHRe se ruswaai ka error to hatao,

AY jan-e-man apnY dil ka password to batao,

Woh to hum hEn jo ap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain

Warna ap jaisY kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hEN,

Roz rat ko ap merY sapnY mEN aTAY ho,

MeRY pIAR ko mouse bana k ungaliyon pe nachaTAY ho,

TeRY pIAR ka e-mail merY dil ko Lubhata hY,

PER beech mEn terY baap ka virus aataa hY,

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezar,

HaMARY dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaR,

Apni insult ka badala dekhna mEn kaiSY lon ga,

JanE-e-man tereYbaap ko Shift Delete kar doN ga,

Ap jaiso ke liAY dil ko cut ker diA karTY HEN,

Warna baQI cases mEn to copy paste kiA karteY hEN

Ap ka hasnaa ap ka chalna ap ki woh stTYLE.

Ap keY adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file……….

(fUNNY tEACHNICAL gHAZAL)

Molana Fazal ur Rehman urrf Molana Desiel ka fatwa

2014-09-06T10:22:00.003+05:00

New Fatwa

Aap sy guzarish hy k JAZZ

k NETWORK mat use karen
Na he sim JAZZ pe CONVERT karen
Q K JAZZ walon ne Pakistani Qoum ko Bhaut bara dhoka dia hy

Unhon ne apni
ADVERTISEMNT
yani TV k ishtihar
mein jitni B
Lrkiyon k numbr bataye hain
wo sb band hain.

Molana Fazl-Ur-Rahman fatwa dety huy ro ro kr nidhaal

Funny Ghazal About Pakistani Politian

2014-09-06T10:06:00.001+05:00

Arz kia hy……

Ye dolat bhe ly lo,

Ye shohrat bhi lylo,

Bhaly cheen lo hum se hamari jwani,

Magar mujh ko lota do wo bachpan ka sawan,

wo kaghaz ki kashte,

wo barish ka pani,

REMIX……

Ye zardari bhi Ly Lo…

Ye Altaf bhi Ly Lo…

Ye imran bhi Ly Lo…

Ye Molana bhi Ly Lo…

Bhalay cheen Lo hum se hamari hina rubani ……

Magar humko Lota do qeematein purani

wo Aata wo Cheeni

wo Bijli wo Pani Bri mehrbani…

Bri mehrbani….

Nawaz Sharif and Shabaz Sharif Funny Message and Picture.

2014-09-06T09:52:00.000+05:00

I was just thinking to start up a series of jokes likes santa banta
The one for Nawaz Sharif and Shahbaz Sharif.
Try sharing jokes on these two takloo puppet leaders of bechara Pakistan.

To start here goes a few

1- Riddle

There was a man walking in the rain.
His jacket and pants were wet.
He didnt have a hat or anything on his head. His hair was not wet?
Who was that person and how is it possible?

Answer:
The man was Nawaz Sharif! he didnt have hair

2- Nawaz Sharif walks into a comedy club and the comedian spots his bald head.
He turns to the crowd and says look that guy spent all night doing his hair and then forgot to bring it with him

We have had enough jokes on Mr. Zardari now its the turn for NOORA KHUSHTI player and brother of Mr Zardari AKA Mr. Sharif..............

New Beautiful Funny Picture of Dog..........

2012-12-03T09:32:00.001+05:00

Rehman Malik New Style in 2012

2012-11-23T08:56:00.000+05:00

Nawaz Sharif New Stylish Picture.........

2012-11-12T10:20:00.001+05:00

Nawaz Sharif New Stylish Picture.........

Sadar Asif Ali Zardari nay
Mian Nawaz Sharif Sahib ko
Wazart-e-Uzma ki Special
paish-kash ki to Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k..................
“Tum wazarat sanbhalo main Uzma ko sanbhalta hon”.
Wah Mian Nawaz Sharif Sahib Wah.
Yeh Huwi na Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

Best of Rehman Malik New Picture.

2012-11-12T10:01:00.000+05:00

Best of Rehman Malik

Rehman Malik mera naam hai,

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai,

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon,

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon,

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye,

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye,

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye,

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye,

Wah Rehman Malik Wah………………

Beautiful Wallpaper of the Day....

2012-10-25T12:47:00.001+05:00

Baba Laptop............nice picture.

2012-10-23T13:45:00.001+05:00

Shahbaz Sharif Funny Picture..........

2012-10-19T10:21:00.004+05:00

Shahbaz Sharif
Funny Picture..........

MS Dhoni Vs Misbah Tuk Tuk

2012-10-19T10:16:00.001+05:00

Misbah Tuk Tuk Tuk Tuk

2012-10-19T10:13:00.002+05:00

Baba Tuk Tuk Tuk Tuk

Aik bacha gali main cricket khail raha tha, us ne shot lagai, jis se parosi ke ghar ka sheesha toot gaya, Bache ki Maan ne bahar aa kar pyar se bache se kaha,
Beta aram se khela karo,
Uske baad bache na poori zindagi shot nahi lagai, Aaj us bache ko dunya
Misbah ul Haq ke naam se janti hai
wah misbha g wah.

Funny Picture of Hafeez, Gul, Ajmal and Afridi

2012-10-18T11:37:00.003+05:00

Pakistani Cricket Funny Players.....

Saein to Saein...
Ub to Cricket Team Bhe Saein.
After Losing T20 World Cup 2012.
These are Beghirat Pakistani Cricketers.
In ki to Team main Jaga bhe ni banti aur apni jaga bananay k liay khailnay walay.
Pakistani Players.
Hamesha Ehm match main pakistani ko harwa daitay hen.
Muhammad Hafeez, Gul and Afridi ki to team main jaga bhe ni banti hy.
Funny Picture of Hafeez, Gul, Ajmal and Afridi

Beautiful Picture of Girl...........

2012-10-18T11:34:00.002+05:00

We want Change!!!!!!!!!!! Gillani Funny Picture....

2012-10-18T11:29:00.001+05:00