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cvrle77 — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:00:06 +0000

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EDIT: Gone already

Books about elephant joke

cvrle77 — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:26:47 +0000

Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:

The French book
The English book
The Welsh book
The American book
The Japanese book
The Finnish book
The German book
The Icelandic book
The Canadian book
The Swedish book
The Swiss book
The Israeli book
The Danish book

The Sex Life of the Elephant
Elephants I have Shot on Safari
The Elephant and its Influence on Welsh Language and Culture
How to Make Bigger and Better Elephants
How to Make Smaller and Cheaper Elephants
What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People
A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6
Defrosting an Elephant
Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?
How to Reduce your Taxes with an Elephant
The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His Elephants
The Elephant and the Jewish Problem
Elephants – 100 easy ways of cooking them

Shortest books ever written

cvrle77 — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:24:42 +0000

The Shortest Books Ever Written

1000 Years of German Humor

Everything men know about women

The Code of Ethics for Lawyers

Italian War Heroes

Who’s who in Puerto Rico

Americans’ Guide to Etiquette

Royal Family’s Guide to Good Marriages

Safe Places to Travel in the USA

Jerry Garcia’s Guide to Beating Drug

Addiction Contraception by Pope John Paul II

Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors

Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu

Gun Control for The New Millenium: NRA Handbook

PWNED!

cvrle77 — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:49:41 +0000

Bloody Apprentice

cvrle77 — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:05:05 +0000

Hoho,that video is so funny

11 stupid questions from Yahoo Answers

cvrle77 — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:20:36 +0000

11 Stupid Questions From Yahoo Answers That Have Changed My Life

Yesterday, against my better judgment, I fell down the rabbit hole of Yahoo Answers.

For those unfamiliar, Yahoo Answers is like the Wikipedia of advice. People (about 40 percent of whom can spell) write questions and rely on the masses to get their answers.

While in my rabbit hole, I found so many stupid questions (and stupid answers) that I couldn’t stop laughing. My face is still sore.

Anyway, after a huge debate with myself, I narrowed it down to my favorite 11 ridiculous questions from Yahoo Answers. And I share them with you now. Feel free to send me any others you’ve found in your Yahoo Answers adventures… this list is just begging for a part two one day.

These are in no particular order. Also, I’m just going to give a big fat [SIC] to the entire thing — I’m leaving in all the spelling, grammar and punctuation errors as they are part of the essence of Yahoo Answers.

Sexy can I?

Is it ok to touch yourself when you hear your parents have sex? He continues:

“I know it may sound weird, but my parents are still pretty young and have very loud sex and sometimes late at night I can hear them and I cant help but touch myself. Is this bad or is it something other people have done too?”

Well, no. But he definitely came to the right place for logical, helpful, compassionate support. Like a user named Kendra who says:

“its not nasty, i remember when I was younger me and my bro would hide in the closet so we could see it”.

And we’re just getting started.
How turn computer monitor into mirror? This one is MADE in the guy’s description of his question:

“Hi. Does anyone know if it’s possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn’t work.“

So as dumb as that is… yeah, I thought for two seconds about what would happen if I scanned a mirror.
Girlfriend aint had period since?

“ok im kinda worryed here since my g/f got pregnant and all she isnt been havein her period do u think the baby is drinkin the blood??? she 6 month pregnant”

I DO think the baby is drinking the blood! There is literally no other explanation. What you’ve got on your hands is a vampire baby. Your girlfriend has been having sex with a vampire. And I’m suspecting it’s a biracial baby, either half-black (if she got it on with Blacula or Count Chocula) or half-purple (if she got it on with The Count).
Why are the holes in cats fur always in the right places for their eyes? On one hand, this could almost be a deeply existential question. Unfortunately, I don’t think that was the intent.
My Boyfriend Has Skin Cancer?

“I have been with my boyfriend for 6 months now,he’s my absolute everything.But last week he got told he has bad ‘Skin Cancer’,When he told me i was heartbroken.Should i tell him that we should end it ? or should we stay together?:( x”

I think this made me laugh the hardest of all. Is that bad?
Are my masturbation habits bad? I love the guy’s description of his habits:

“I have around 15-20 orgasms a day. Sometimes I reach into the 30’s. I do it a lot, but I really don’t know how to stop.”

First off, 15 to 20 times a day shouldn’t be humanly possible. You’d have to cut out some other major component of your life to have the time. Like eating. Or breathing. But for me, truly, this question rises into the pantheon when a female offers up the very first response:

“wow thats alot i only have like 2 or 3″

You kids today!
I made Jesus-shaped pancakes, but I burnt them. Am I going to hell? Absolutely. The only acceptable way to integrate Jesus into food is to accidentally burn his face into a piece of toast or on a grilled cheese sandwich and then sell it on eBay. Jesus would be proud that you can get Golden Palace to pay $500 for it.
Next target: Savannah.

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie. This one was taken down after it was an Internet sensation a few months back. But it’s still an all time classic. And as much as my instinct is to think it’s fake… something about it just says “real” to me. I WANT to believe!
Does it go dark at night where your from? You had to know that the person who doesn’t know if night exists outside of his hometown would make a traditional Internet generation your/you’re switch.
Help i smoked way too much weed? She describes a traditional My First Smoking story:

“my friends are over and I smoked WAYYY too much im all dizy and i can’t see straight the room is moving”

This one doesn’t get good until she starts elaborating with more details a little later on in the night:

“my peanut buter tastes like ice cream i thought the pillow was the cat ahhh”.

Brilliant.
Is the vagina or whatever girls pee out of in the same place as a boys penus? He continues:

“Or is it in the back where a boys — is? I know this is an odd question but i have a valid reason to ask it.”

The most succinct answer comes from a poster who uses the name Riley J:

“yes women have penises on the inside thats how they pee they just dont stick out like mens do“.

Perfect. The question is answered. (And sadly, the guy who posted it refused to elaborate on his “valid reason to ask.”)

Ok. All the credits goes to this site,from where I’ve copy-paste this.

11points.com

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cvrle77 — Thu, 21 May 2009 12:50:33 +0000

Just to stay in trends,I’ve enabled dofollow plugin,so I can motivate other bloggers to interact with me.

Comment what you think it’s funny,and I will reward you with a PR2 link juice

So this way I will rang higher,and so you will

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(How was I,did they scared?)

Banned Commercial – Bill Clinton Voodoo doll very funny

cvrle77 — Tue, 19 May 2009 08:00:50 +0000

EatonWeb Blog Directory

Funny! RonaIdo lnterviews Anderson!

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Spore + Robot Chicken – WTF?!

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Tadeo Jones – Funny Animation

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cvrle77 — Tue, 12 May 2009 17:00:03 +0000

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cvrle77 — Tue, 12 May 2009 12:00:15 +0000

WTF #76:: Do feed the trolls… to whatever will eat them

cvrle77 — Tue, 12 May 2009 02:00:06 +0000

President Obama at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

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