World Mess Association

100 million dollar man

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 06:21:01 PDT

Joins the club. BP Chief Executive Tony Hayward get a gigant bonus for his efforts in bringing oil to the American people. -We unwillingly tried a new IKEA model on the coast of Florida where people could get the basics and assemble the petrol at home. It didn`t work. However, we would like to thank Tony Hayward who despite the oil leak, managed to deliver it to America in desperate times. Much like the Norwegian sailors who defied the Natzis and supplied Britan with oil during WW2.

Foto: Yahoo! News

Dumb troat

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 05:37:52 PDT

The source. The retarded intelligence officer, among friends called Steve Hawkins, apologizes for the leak and says he lost faith in the war on terror. -Weapons aren`t working. I saw no other way to ending this mess than an information attack. As they say, the internet is mightier than the sword...

Foto j. botter

Leakipedia

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 07:18:31 PDT

Flooding. Wikileaks is litterly drowning the army with facts. The internet carpet bombing has froozen warmongers in silent shocks as their revealed one by one on the information highway. WMA suggests Julian Assange, the mother of whistleblowing, gets himself a Vuvuzela, cause flute is just not gonna do it anymore.

Logo by Wikileaks

Blography

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 03:51:45 PDT

Look at me. The world`s first blography hits the internet these days. The old fashioned books made by dead trees became to complicated for the writer since he is still alive and will live for another 70 years pluss. Last chapter is far from written and the author found it complicated constantly having to recall the sold books for updates. Instead, read the biography live online as life unfolds. Ladies and internet nerds... Blography!

Illustration Gideon Burton

You don`t have the copyright on a tough background

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:50:16 PDT

Cry babies. Only 13 % of USA population are African Americans and they make too much noise. 70 % is European Americans and they newer complain. Being a slave in the 1800s wasn`t that different from having a job. They worked 12 hour days, 6 days a week too - and the pay was shit. And some of the land owners where blacks. And even they had fucking slaves so stop yawning. Everybody had a hard time.

Illustration jmcauser

Horny planet

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 16:18:03 PDT

Unemployment. Greeks spends after the finance crisis, in average, 40 hours more on lovemaking every week. The jobless men has quickly become the hottest holiday attraction for young women around the world. A local beach lion sums it up: -I`ll newer be able to work again.

Foto jaybergesen

-I still got it!

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 09:58:47 PDT

Threatens to blow up America. -This is not the time or place to fuck with us. We need the troops in Afghanistan. So we`ll just nuke him. It`s gonna be a lot of flied rice, laughs US Secretary of War.

Photo Wikimedia Commons

-I should have walked for president

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 00:09:44 PDT

Why he lost. Looking back at he election race John McCain admits, yes, I should have walked. Running at my age was dumb. And picking Sarah Palin?! What can I say. I`m a horn dog.

McCains nurse says he will not run for president in 2012, but he might drive.

Foto marcn

Chinese fake away

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:11:46 PDT

Faked in China. Nothing is more bullshit than friendly China helping the world and wanting nothing in return. China Today spews out this one party journalism all over the world. They lent the design from Time Magazine and translated it to English hoping it will win our hearts and minds.

World Mess Association has taken the liberty to publish everything China Today left out in special edition we like to call China Today Tomorrow Yesterday.

Foto Cain and Todd Benson

Weboholics Anonymous

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 04:59:54 PDT

Kicking one for the other. Surfomania is the new hot addiction among psychologists. So many suffer from this that AA actually loose money. -Nobody cares about alcohol anymore, so we have to keep up with developments and keep our mouth where the money is. Thats why we introduce Weboholics Anonymous. It`s like a fast food version of the good old AA. Lighter, faster & cheaper - works out good for both parts:)

Foto mac_ivan

Islam wants you

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 06:44:07 PDT

Mumbo jumbo. The US Army wanted you, now Islam wants you. They both need help, but for different things...

Image zoom_artbrush

Promise more leaking

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 03:08:19 PDT

Bigger is better. Even though BP managed to stop the oil leak today they guarantee it`s only temporary. -"We will leak again, probably within a few hours", says BP spokesasshole.

Foto Michael (mx5tx)

Haiti must not forget USA

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 03:17:07 PDT

Disaster lovers. 6 months ago Haiti promised the world they would help America rebuild their country on a more solid ground after it fell apart by lies. Like so many others, they have failed to keep their promise on a massive scale. Everyone but this guy, who is still going for it. Foto dcJohn

Dating Game

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 01:43:32 PDT

Yeah! Internet has redefined the way old western horndogs meet, date and buy younger women, but it`s not only men who find partners with a 50 year age difference attractive. Check out these colorful dating profiles.
Photo by beesparkle

Polanski free to have a go at underage girls

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 01:43:56 PDT

What? SAMBLA (Swiss American Man Boy Love Association) issued today an anti USA visa to 76 year old french sex machine and escape artist.

Photo by Jacob Freeze

Did you mean...

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 03:21:48 PDT

GN#ZKJA. Noone has helped dyslectics more with spelling than google. And noone have made people care less about spelling than google. Even people who can spell use google to check their spelling, cause they don`t care anymore...

Image google

Economic dictionary

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 04:55:01 PDT

Sabotage. World mess association is proud to present a new set of words to describe the current state of economics. Without further ado, here is economic dictionary.

Photo by AMagill

Dirty ways to find work in Europe

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 05:59:13 PDT

Fuck! Job hunting in the former Eastern Europe is a bitch. Here`s a helping guide for the desperate generation. Enjoy!

(Ps! This joke was written by professional comedy writers. Please don`t try this at home).

Photo Jayel Aheram

South African U Turn sign

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 03:14:19 PDT

Not touching that subject. Out of fear from being labelled a racist blogg, world mess association has decided to not comment this photograph.

Photo by hmvh, flickr, Creative Commons

Bullshit Petroleum

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 03:08:28 PDT

Oil Digger. BP used to look good pumping oil out of America and selling it back to them at a higher price. But even corporations are subject to old age...

Photo: Mike Crowe Creative Commons Licence

LOST in Israel

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 03:09:39 PDT

GONE. The tv series Lost is turned into a movie. It will be shoot in the international waters outside Israel. The movie follows the lives of a group of peace activist survivors in a mysterious Israel prison.

Image by Le Monde

SEX and the CITY 2 - THE RETIREMENT HOME

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 03:18:23 PDT

Trailertrash. In the sequel to the first Sex and the City movie MILF, Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte og Miranda move to Florida to explore single life as elderly people. Mr Big returns, slighly bigger. This film has more fashion, glamour and wrinkles than any other Hollywood movie. At times the story moves slowly, but still much better than most porn.

Photo by IKEA Boy

Google Hide Engine

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Mon, 24 May 2010 11:13:50 PDT

Google has made a new hide engine for the Chinese market and calls it the Yellow Pages.

Britans new Primetime Minister

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 05:50:49 PDT

Stiff upper lip

Photo provided by the British communist party Communistic Commons

Mall Street - Consumers Never Sleeps

tom.dehli@gmail.com (Tom Dehli) — Fri, 14 May 2010 09:08:52 PDT

Oliver Stone`s sequel to Wall Street has a different perspective than the previous movie. Yes, it`s about the finans crisis, but first and foremost it`s a film about customer values. To make the right choices, says Stone.