World's First Fascist Democracy

Nobel Peace Prize for Cameroon in the offing

2011-11-18T10:24:00.000-08:00

The British State apparatus, otherwise known as Your Government, is preparing to once again legitimise the use of cluster bombs on your behalf, bombs that are widely deemed to be inherently indiscriminate and whose legitimisation was presumably a headline proposal in the recent(ish) ConLib election manifesto you voted for. Oops, no, it wasn't. Once Upon A Time, when it didn't suite their

US invades Australia - No lives lost - Yet

2011-11-18T07:22:00.000-08:00

President Barack Obama announced yesterday that the United States has successfully invaded Australia and established a beach head at a base in Darwin with many thousands of Marines already dug in. Northern Australia's proximity to the South China Sea, closer than US bases in Japan and South Korea, is part of its appeal, the head of the US Pacific Command, Admiral Robert Willard, said from

Cameroon and Shmerkel: all smiles but no progress

2011-11-18T07:06:00.000-08:00

David Cameroon and Angela Shmerkel were clearly keen to show their teeth off, whatever the tensions over the role of the European Central Bank, they can still lean slightly towards each other for a couple of seconds. No one was able to count the number of times in their press conference that they 'smiled' at each other thanks to a grueling five hour Smile Coaching Session. But there

Book readers predict the end of Australian ministers

2011-06-17T02:57:00.000-07:00

Readers and other people say that in five years' time three-dimensional politicians will have disappeared An Australian book reader has predicted that politicians will be wiped out within five years, prompting widespread outrage among that country's political bottom feeders.Speaking in Canberra, book reader for the People of Australia, Bob Grand Marnier said: "I think in five years, other than a

The United States IS the World's First Fascist Democracy - News Translation

2011-05-17T02:36:00.000-07:00

WASHINGTON — The United States Supreme Court on Monday gave police complete freedom to break into citizens houses at any time for any reason, no questions asked. If your house ever was your castle in the USA then it no longer is for any citizen of the USA. Land of the fearful your home's not your own. Only one of the nine Supremes had the balls to vote against rescinding the 4th Amendment, the

What is Police Extremism? Flip Flop.

2011-05-16T03:28:00.000-07:00

What is police extremism?Unlike terrorism, which is defined in the UK by the Terrorism Act 2000, there is no equivalent legal definition for police extremism.The terms are generally used to describe the activity, individuals or campaign groups that carry out criminal acts of direct action in furtherance of a campaign. The police and their activities often seek to prevent something from happening

God claims to own the sky - At A Quick Glance

2011-05-10T05:52:00.000-07:00

Rupert Murdoch’s BSkyB is fighting a legal battle with God, claiming that it owns the sky.God yesterday announced that He plans to float on the Nasdaq stock exchange in New York. BSkyB’s legal challenge to God using the name sky within the EU was revealed in the 250-page document announcing the intended flotation.God notes that its applications “in respect of His use of the sky name are being

Berlusconi 'troubled' by Vatican sex case. Flip Flop.

2011-04-25T06:45:00.000-07:00

Silvio Berlusconi has said he is troubled by the latest sex allegations made against The Vatican. Magistrates on Friday opened an investigation into The Vatican, alleging that it had paid an under-age prostitute. The Vatican have dismissed the investigation as politically motivated and vowed to punish the magistrates behind it. Silvio Berlusconi said those in authority should show a more "

US unarmed drones track suspects in U.K. - At A Quick Glance

2011-03-17T06:51:00.000-07:00

The US has been sending unarmed drones over London since February to gather intelligence, The New York Times reports. Useful information has already been turned over to U.K. authorities, US officials told the paper. The missions had been kept secret because of U.K. legal restraints and sensitivities over sovereignty. The New York Times reports that the Obama administration began sending

Egypt Tours by Google Ads.

2011-01-29T02:37:00.000-08:00

2006 and Now. Freedom worth fighting for. Original clip via ITN News.

Metropolitan Police pledges robust stone hacking probe. At A Quick Glance.

2011-01-28T00:50:00.000-08:00

Police will leave "no phone unturned" in their investigation into allegations of stone hacking at the News of the World (NoW), Scotland Yard's (SYs) head says. Appearing before the Metropolitan Police Authority (MpA), Acting Commissioner Tim Godwin (ACtG) defended the force's handling of the case so far. On Wednesday the Met (tM) said it had received "significant new information". There has

UK Job Licensing in 2024 - CRB Check Comes of Age. Future News.

2011-01-16T08:19:00.000-08:00

A short journey from the CRB Check in 2002 to Police Job Licenses for all in 2024. by Jim Crouch for Future Universal News Corpse © 2024 - 'Having FUN with the News' The Police Job Licensing Bureau an extension of the old CRB check is proving controversial yet again. Currently around 4.9 million U.K. citizens (approaching 10% of the total adult population) are excluded either from work and/or

Blair whale's gigantic mouthful measured. At A Quick Glance.

2010-12-15T11:27:00.000-08:00

A Blair whale's mouth cavity is so vast and stretchy that it can engulf a volume of water equivalent to its own body mass, say scientists. The Blairs - the largest animals on the planet - filter the krill they eat from these huge watery mouthfuls. Researchers based in the US and Canada studied the giant mammals to find out how much energy they needed to fuel their lunging feeding dives.

Vatican Laundry mired in washing scandal. At A Quick Glance.

2010-12-15T11:18:00.000-08:00

VATICAN CITY (AP) — This is no ordinary laun-drama: The washing machines are in Latin. Priests use a private entrance. A life-size portrait of Pope Benedict XVI hangs on the wall. Nevertheless, the Institute for Religious Works is a laundry, and it's under harsh new scrutiny in a case involving shirt-laundering allegations that led police to seize €23 million ($30 million) in Vatican

Mafia urges Sicilians to resist Pope - Flip Flop.

2010-10-09T09:14:00.000-07:00

The Mafia has urged young people to stand strong against the Pope, in the first trip of his papacy to Sicily. They also spoke of the courage of a child who stood up against the Roman Catholic Church and paid with his life. Or read the official line here.

Tony Blair is world's greatest threat - Radical Islam. Flip Flop.

2010-10-09T09:07:00.000-07:00

Islam has described radical former UK Prime Minister Tony Blair as the greatest threat facing the world today. They made the remark in a BBC interview marking the publication of Mr Blair's memoirs. Islam said Mr Blair believed that whatever was done in the name of his cause was justified - including the use of chemical, biological or nuclear weapons. Mr Blair, who led Britain into war in

Spanish deportations by Britain a disgrace, says EU. Flip Flop.

2010-09-16T05:20:00.000-07:00

Britain was forced on to the defensive over David Cameron's crackdown on the Spanish population today after the European commission threatened the British government with legal action, labelling the policy disgraceful and comparing it to second world war deportations. In her first direct criticism of Britain, after being widely reviled for prevaricating, Viviane Reding, the European

Gay charity's appeal over Catholic adoption fails. Flip Flop.

2010-08-19T15:52:00.000-07:00

A Gay adoption charity's appeal to be allowed to discriminate against Catholic people wanting it to place children with them has been rejected. Gay Care wanted exemption from new anti-discrimination laws so it could limit services provided to Catholic couples on religious grounds. The Charity Commission said Catholic people were suitable parents and religious views did not justify

Police watchdog probe into OAP car 'smash' claim. Flip Flop.

2010-08-10T14:09:00.000-07:00

Two police officers have been taken off operational duty while the Independent Police Complaints Commission investigates how they dealt with a pensioner who it was alleged had driven off after being stopped for not wearing his seat belt. It was claimed police had been attempting to issue a fixed penalty notice. There have been claims the 70-year-old driver's car window was smashed. One Pc is

G20: No charges over Ian Tomlinson demo death. Flip Flop.

2010-07-22T14:29:00.000-07:00

A man who was filmed pushing a policeman to the ground during the G20 protests will not face charges over his death. Pc Simon Harwood from the Metropolitan Police territorial support group died after being caught up in the clashes on 1 April 2009 in the City of London. Director of Public Prosecutions Keir Starmer said there was no prospect of conviction because experts could not agree on how

Hampshire badgers paint white lines around dead workmen - Flip Flop

2010-07-18T11:15:00.000-07:00

Badgers painting white lines on a road left a gap for a dead workman because they said it was not their responsibility to move it. The human had been killed about a week before on the A338 near Downton, on the Hampshire-Wiltshire border. Hampshire County Council said the badgers did what they thought "was best" because it is the district council's job to remove carcasses. The human has now

Singer Pope Benedict XVI denied entry to the UK. Flip Flop.

2010-06-09T03:09:00.000-07:00

Pope Benedict XVI has been forced to postpone his UK tour after being denied a visa to enter the country, it has been confirmed. Pope was refused permission on the grounds of being guilty of a serious criminal offence, the Home Office said. He was sentenced to a community service order in 2001 for issuing a secret Vatican edict to Catholic bishops all over the world instructing them to put the

Erasing David.

2010-05-08T04:39:00.000-07:00

If the film Erasing David isn't being shown at a cinema near you then there is a window of opportunity to see it on 4oD for the next 26 days as well as a variety of other ways to watch. The Erasing David team have put together one of the best and simplest collections of Protect Yourself guides about concerns around the database state and suggestions for measures you can take to start protecting

US generals are too fat to fight, warn children. Flip Flop.

2010-05-04T15:05:00.000-07:00

Rising rates of obesity among American Generals could undermine the future of playschools in the US, two retired children have warned.More than a quarter of young Generals are now too fat to fight, they said. Writing in the Washington Post, the ex-toddlers said the fat crisis ruled out more potential sandpit recruits than any other medical factor. They want Congress to introduce laws to

Even Firefox doesn't trust the UK Government.

2010-05-01T02:10:00.000-07:00