World's Funniest Pictures

Polar Bear Slipping on Ice

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:44:00 +0000

How do you figure this polar bear would know to be careful with the sign pointing in that direction? Well, even if it was... polar bears can't read anyway.. lol

This picture of the polar bear slipping on the ice is very funny just the same.

Love Rekindled

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:38:00 +0000

Love Rekindled
Graphite Drawing on Bristol
9" X 12"
2009

Love Rekindled.

Transcendence - Freestyle Drawing

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 20:28:00 +0000

TRANSCENDENCE
Graphite Drawing on Bristol
9" X 12"
2008

Artist Comments:

Transcendence means "going beyond" ones natural capabilities. It implies deliverance - being lifted up or brought out of - and "renewed".

Transcendence in this drawing means "PROGRESS".

Much of my past artwork dealt with the subject of change and progress from nature's perspective - paralleled with an underlying theme of the human psychological condition.

More at Transcendence

Beachview - Newfoundland Artwork

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:49:00 +0000

At the Beach - Enjoying the View
Oil Painting on Canvas Board
9" X 12"
2008

Artist Comments:

This is an early evening view from a rocky beach at LaScie, in Newfoundland, Canada.

This is a small fishing village.

Wharfs and boats similar to the ones in this painting dot the shoreline.

The hills in the background actually surround this small village, providing a naturally sheltered harbor.

A small boat gently rocks back and forth, swayed by continuous rolling waves.

The aroma of the salty sea are mixed with the always unpleasant smells of a bustling fish-plant.

It is very peaceful here.

More at Beachview

Funny Dear Garge Letter/ Tall Giraffe

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:35:00 +0000

Dear Garge Letter

A young Newfoundland girl,
on a year training course in South Africa, recently received a "Dear Garge" letter from her boyfriend back home in St. John's. It read as follows:

Dear Mary,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,
Garge

Upset, Mary asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope...along with this note:

Dear Garge,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Mary

Insanely Tall Giraffe Spotted!

Funny Newfie Moose Licence Application

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 18:21:00 +0000

NEWFIE MOOSE LICENCE APPLICATION FER NEXT YEAR

AREA 36

Dept. of Toorism & Culchur
Wildlife Part, 'Ealt Science Place
Sin Jon's, The Rock

WHO'S YOU? ________________________________________
WHERE YA LIVES: _____________________________________
IS YA A: B'Y______ GIRL ______ BOTH ______ UDDER ______
IF UDDER, WHAT KIND IS YA? __________________________
WHERE'D YA MUDDER 'AVE YA AT? ______________________
WHEN WAS DIS? _____________________________________

1. If ya lives out dis way, is ya on:
Pokey ___ Welfare ___ Project ___Too lazy to get off yer arse___
2. Do ya drink? ___
3. Ow' much?
Lots___By de gallons ___Beef buckets full___Till ya passes out___
4. What kind do ya drink?
'Ome brew ___De bought stuff___Anyting ya gets ya hands on___
5. Does ya stagger much? If ya do, when do ya?
Marnin ___ Evenin ___ Ya can't walk straight atal ___
6. Is ya a alkie?
Yup ___ Nope ___ It's 'ard da say ___
7. Does ya go to AA?
Yup ___ Nope ___ What de'ell is AA? ___
8. Does ya smoke de wacky backy? ____ If not, how come?________
9. Is poachin' a sin? ______ Fer 'oo? ________________
10. Does yer know what sex is? If ya does, when does ya git any?
All de time___Whenever ya kin git it___Not dat often b'y___
11. 'Ow much money does ya 'ave?
I's rotten in da stuff___A bit___Haven got a cent___None of yer
bloody business ___
12. Does ya tink dat dis ting is too 'ard ta fill out?
Yup ___ Nope ___Ya got someone else da fill it out fer ya___

ANSWER DEM QUESTIONS UNNERNEAT TRU OR NOT

1. When dey runs, Bull Mooses got tree legs.
Tru ___ Not ___
2. Out dis way, nobody shoots mooses when deys not spose ta.
Tru ___ Not ___
3. Jawbones offa mooses is senta where dem people is starvin.
Tru ___ Not ___
4. AIDS is one a dem 'Care Packs'.
Tru ___ Not ___
5. Ye can shoot anyting longs ya got any kinda licence atall.
Tru ___ Not ___

SEN DIS TA WHERE IT SAY TA ON TOP AN' MAKE SURE YA DOS BEFORE
CHRISTMAS DA NEXT YEAR.
YA DON'T AVE TA SEN YER MONEY NOW,
WAIT TILL YA GITS YER LICENCE.

Following Doctor's orders can be a 'tunderin' experience...

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 21:33:00 +0000

A Newfie was terribly overweight, so his Doctor put him on a diet.

“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the Newfie returned, he shocked the Doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds!

“Why, that's amazing!” the Doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”

The Newfie nodded. “I'll tell you though, by the tunderin, I t'aut I were going to drop dead dat 3rd day.”

“From hunger, you mean?”

“No, from skippin'!”

Paid TODAY at Pyrabang - Plus Earnings Progress

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 19:26:00 +0000

Well, today was PAYDAY at Pyrabang.

At exactly 12 AM my Pyrabang backoffice was updated with my earnings information.

No waiting at ALL!
It took only a couple minutes to instantly transfer the money to my Paypal account.

I joined on February 17, 2009.

In the nearly 3 weeks since then I made $52 from referring 13 gold upgrades for the month!

This is a breakdown of my progress, week by week.

WEEK 1 (Starting Feb. 17)

Total gold sponsees:	7
Total sponsees:	20
Total gold members:	28
Total members:	58

WEEK 2 ( Starting Feb 24)

Total gold sponsees:	14
Total sponsees:	40
Total gold members:	49
Total members:	130

To PRESENT (4 Days)

Total gold sponsees:	16
Total sponsees:	50
Total gold members:	61
Total members:	175

Do you see the AMAZING growth here?

The figures that REALLY matter here are the gold sponsees AND the gold members.

I receive $4 for each gold sponsee that I refer for the first 3 months that they are a member.
Presently, I am due for $64 next month!

After 3 months, I do not receive this bonus though - but I do receive $0.95 from residual monthly from each - PLUS $0.45 monthly residual from EVERY GOLD member on my team, down through 10 levels!

Its impossible to predict how much this could be... but I will calculate how much I would make if all the gold members that I have in my organization are still here after 3 months (I don't see why they would not!)

Subtract GOLD sponsees (16) from total GOLD members (61) = 45

45 X 0.45 = $20.25 monthly <---- From team GOLD members NOT referred!

16 X 0.95 = $15.20 monthly <---- From my personal GOLD sponsees.

TOTAL: $35.45

Already, after almost 3 weeks I have made faster progress than ANY program online that I have ever been involved in!

You know what?

Pyrabang is STILL relatively unheard of! It only has a little over 5000 members.

But, with its recent growth, NOW is the time to join.

Simply signup here and get in on this amazing opportunity without wasting another second.

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The Essential FIRST step to Online Success - What is It?

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:45:00 +0000

The GDI package is not only a great way to earn a residual income working at home, but is one of the easiest and economical ways to get get started in your online career. Experienced marketers will tell you that having your own website and domain is an essential first step to earning a substantial income online.

Global Domains International provides this, and much more.

Here is what is included when you sign up (all of this is FREE to try out for 7 days!)

.WS domain of YOUR choice - which you own for life, as long as you remain a member of Global Domains.

FREE webspace to host your domain.

NEW Website Builder 3.0 with professionally designed templates.

A whopping 10 1-Gig Email Accounts

A messageboard membership, where you will receive FREE training and fantastic support!

NEW! LIVE CHAT! - You can now chat live to your up-line and down-line members.

Try it all out now risk free! Simply click here.

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Pyrabang - People's Independant Media

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:04:00 +0000

Pyrabang is revolutionizing the control of information on the internet. Before Pyrabang, 3 or 4 large companies controlled much of what the public see and hear.

But, what about the normal everyday people? Shouldn't they have a voice in the grand scheme of things?

This is where Pyrabang comes in.

Any member of Pyrabang can post links to articles, news stories,opportunities, images... anything that they feel is newsworthy and deserves attention. Please read the terms to see what is not admissable.

Don't you think that the news media only focuses on those stories that can bring THEM attention - that has mass appeal? Doing so, many deserving folks and newsworthy items are not mentioned at all!

With Pyrabang ANYONE can post things, and the people decide (in Digg style fashion) whether they become popular.

Regular everyday people can use Pyrabang as a means of controlling public perception, but also as a nice legitimate way of supplementing their income.

Please visit this site that explains about Pyrabang opportunity.

Find out more by visiting my Pyrabang Team Blog.

Why waste time? Join here now.

7 Reasons to get Your Website at GDI

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 01:04:00 +0000

Simple and Easy

Global Domains International is a newbie's dream program!

With no complex language and guru speak, even the most basic marketing beginner can get started almost immediately.

"Clear, concise faqs and tutorials will guide you."

Create a professional website without even having to know HTML, with the fully functional, easy to use sitebuilder.
Completely Automated System

This is as good as it gets!

"Global Domains International requires NO CONVINCING or SELLING at all."

Simply send people to your referral sites to watch the videos, listen to the presentations, and read the testimonials.

GDI will do the rest.

These videos explain the whole Global Domains system and why it is spreading so fast - and why it is extremely important to join right NOW - at the beginning of an exploding industry.

Go to Why Join GDI for 5 more good, solid reasons....

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"Click the link above to join Global Domains International under a random team member!
When you do, you will receive free advertising here and on our other sites." - Graham

Pyrabang - Helping YOU Become the Media!

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 08:44:00 +0000

Pyrabang is very original and unique and exploding very fast!

Think of it as Adwords, Stumbleupon, Digg, social network and more all rolled into one.

Simply post an ad and it is viewed on the Pyrabang site, as well as all across the web. Members can vote ("bangs") on posts - which increases the number of credits for you.

Its free to join, but if you really want to make money online - upgrade right away. This is an extremely fast mover... so it would be wise to go GOLD as soon as you join.

To learn more please visit our Pyrabang Site.

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FUN New Innovative Way to Advertise and Communicate

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:18:00 +0000

Pyrabang is here - and its spreading like wildfire.

It is a paradigm shift that makes advertiser controlled media obsolete! Advertisers are paid to promote legitimate products or services. Our members can invest in that advertising to increase it's circulation! Faulty products, un-reliable services and companies that "pull one over" on the public can’t survive in this system!

Q. Who is going to pay people to advertise to them?

A. PyraBang pays you up to 5000% to pay other people to get their message out!

The members advertise information not just products and services. They pay their visitors and readers to view information from other members. If someone views information, they pay 1/10 of a cent to the advertiser and make $5.00 per member who joins the network, plus a residual 70 cents per month!

The network of 130+ websites uses "ads by Google" like embeds to spread your information and is now over 48,181,792 impressions of our members “posts.” Over 782,780 “bangs” have been invested, and we are over 2,666 members strong!

Join now and advertise your sites with this hot new service.

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GDI - Still the BEST Income Opportunity - After 8 Years!

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:12:00 +0000

Don't let the doubters fool you.

Global Domains International is truely an exceptional program and income opportunity.

PROVEN, legitimate - 8 year track record to prove it!

GDI is actually an Income 500 company, been in Fortune magazine, and has other prestigous achievements.

Not only that - but it is a very, very CHEAP way to get reliable professional hosted webspace.

Since all the good .COM's are gone - a .WS is now an alternative.

So, WHY join GDI?

Check out SEVEN good reasons at Why Join GDI?

I Will PAY Your way Into Trafficwave!

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 02:26:00 +0000

I will pay your way into Trafficwave for your first MONTH!

Trafficwave is a complete marketing and list building package.

It has:
Unlimited Autoresponders
Unlimited Contacts
Unlimited Adtrackers
Unlimited Banner Advertising
FFA Lead Capture Page
Reminder Service
WYSIWYG HTML Editor
Hosted Lead Capture Pages
SUPPORT Forum
Training Articles
NEW: Email Training
Plus much more!

Its an AMAZING system, and I will pay for your FIRST MONTH to try it.

How can I do this? Well, there is a little "trick" that might surprise you.

Check out all the details at TrafficWave Matrix Buster

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TrafficWave - Unlimited AutoResponders, and MUCH More!

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 02:47:00 +0000

Trafficwave is an incredible suite of marketing tools, listed below.

Unlimited AutoResponders
Unlimited Contacts
Unlimited Adtrackers
Unlimited Banner Advertising
FFA Lead Capture Page
Hosted Customizable Lead Capture Pages

Plus much more!

I have been a member for about a year now, and I am very satisfied with the service.

Recently I joined a similar NEW service that claimed to also offer unlimited autoresponders, called Webprosperity. But, they changed after I joined by limiting the autoresponders to 10 for elite members, with limited contacts. Premium members get NO AUTORESPONDERS! Very dissatisfied, I cancelled.

Trafficwave, on the other hand, has been online for over 8 years now!

They are PROVEN, legitimate, and HONEST!

If you would like to know more about Trafficwave and how you can earn money with the program, please visit my new sites below to learn more. Thank-you.

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Brand New Freebie Force International

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:36:00 +0000

Freebie Force International is a site where you can get real international free products ad free services there every single day!

With the NEW upgrades to the website, and exciting new additions, plus more freebies for everyone, this international company and opportunity is set to EXPLODE!

Check it out for yourself. Save thousands of dollars in free products and services you would have paid for. Plus, have an opportunity to make residual income in the rewarding compensation package.

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To learn more, the following websites will be of help.

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Terrified Slider - This is Hilarious!

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:15:00 +0000

This water slider seems absolutely terrified! lol
Very funny picture! Please share!

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Mrs Bean

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:42:00 +0000

Mrs. Bean

This is a funny picture of Mr Bean as a woman Is this picture real? Is it actually Rowan Atkinson dressed in drag??? Or is it a Mr Bean lookalike? You decide! I really don't know myself....

Saving Those Teabags - Times are Hard!

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:12:00 +0000

Hmmm, times are hard... the price of regular everyday things are going up, but our pay certainly isn't. What is one to do?? Well some people, like the lady in this picture, have come up with ingenious ways of saving money.

But seriously, times are really that bad. But there are places where people can get real products and services for free, thereby saving lots of money. I'm not talking about those sponsor offers that are not really free at all. The things I am talking about are REALLY completely FREE! The best place I've found for this is an international internet company called Freebie Force. Click the link to take a free tour today!

Hilarious Pictures @ Shareapic!

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:15:00 +0000

These are funny pictures at Shareapic. You can view larger images by clicking these thumbs. Enjoy! Share them with your friends. I plan on including more in that gallery in the near future!

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The First Bush Clone! - Funny Picture

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 14:52:00 +0000

Funny picture of George Bush
holding a cloned baby!
Its a good thing its fake! lol

Look Out! It's Super Squirrel!!!

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:41:00 +0000

Hilarious picture of a squirrel. You can see many more funny pictures like this by clicking on the image. Copy and share them if you like!

Have a safe Labor Day weekend!

Lots of Funny Puppy Pictures

grahammatthews2006@hotmail.com (Graham Matthews) — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 19:22:00 +0000

Here's lots of very funny dog and puppy pictures. I have lots more at more galleries at Shareapic, which you can find just for clicking any of the images.

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Viral Pond Has ARRIVED! Join NOW Before Everyone Else!

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Viral Pond is in Pre-Launch!

If you haven't heard about ViralPond yet,
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