WOULD YOU RATHER

Never Fall or World's Greatest Arguer

2010-03-19T03:46:00.000-07:00

Choice 1
Never Fall

About:
-From this point on you cannot unintentionally fall down.
-This includes flying in an airplane. If you are on an airplane, it will never fall from the sky and crash.
-Because you cannot unintentionally fall down, you will be really good at extreme sports, and you could use your ability to make money.
-If you are about to fall, the universe auto-corrects your position, and places you upright.
-The auto-correct alters your movement in a way similar to how auto-tune corrects your pitch...so it looks kind of screwy.
-You can fall intentionally, if you so desire.
-You could ride a unicycle instantly.
-You could dominate figure skating.
-You could hold the world record for longest handstand even if you can’t do a handstand.

Rules or Restrictions:
None

Choice 2
World's Greatest Arguer

About:
-From this point on you have the ability to become the world’s greatest arguer.
-You can sway many people’s minds to believe what you want them to believe.
-You can only sway the minds of reasonable people. For example, you could sway the mind of someone to believe that Happy Gilmore is Adam Sandler’s best film, but you could not sway an extremist into considering the opposing view any more than usual. If they aren’t listening to you, they are tuning out your power.
-You are only great at arguing on topics that you are knowledgeable in. However, you can study and gain more knowledge in subjects.
-Term papers and debates will be a breeze, as long as you are somewhat prepared.
-Your arguments will not only be sound in their logic, but elegant in their execution.
-You would make a great lawyer.
-You would be a desirable candidate to work in settings like the president’s cabinet, high profile trials, or in scholarly debates.
-You can use this ability to make money.

Rules or Restrictions:
None

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Inner Monologue or Lick Bathroom

2010-03-11T23:37:00.000-08:00

This is the third episode in our first series of would you rathers. It's a brand new question. Please vote and comment below.

Choice 1
Inner Monologue on Display

About:
-All internal thoughts voiced in your head are displayed on a scrolling marquee floating above your head.
-Feelings of internal anger, sexual attraction, and judgment are all on display for whoever wants to see.
-The display is large enough that if you were riding a public bus, everyone would see the marquee.
-The display will have an auto-translation feature that displays in whatever language a specific viewer is most fluent in.
-Suggested strategies might include mentally singing your favorite tune to avoid embarrassing yourself in sensitive situations, trying to stay as mindless as possible, etc.
-Your current friends will most likely continue to like you. However, meeting new people and making a good first impression may be much more difficult.
-The only way to obscure your marquee is to interact with others via webcam or a medium that only shows your face.

Rules or Restrictions:
-You cannot cover up the marquee in any way. If you try to put on a large hat to obscure it, it will only look like the marquee is being displayed with a large hat background image. The colors will automatically change to contrast with the background.

Choice 2
Lick NYC Subway Bathroom

Note: It's unlikely you'll be stuck with a bathroom this bad, but I could only find really clean or really dirty bathrooms as examples.

About:
-Once a year, it will be your duty to clean a NYC subway bathroom with only your tongue. When you are done with it, it must be spotless as judged by a slightly balding bathroom cleaning monitor named Mr. Nathaniel.
-You will have one week to clean the bathroom during which it will not be in use by the public.
-Mr. Nathaniel is generally an understanding man who appreciates hard work and steady effort. Throughout the week, he will give you periodic updates on your progress and will be very clear about what he expects from you.
-If you are successful in a number of years, Mr. Nathaniel will grow to be a friend and you will receive a yearly Christmas card from him and his dog Ted.
-The bathroom will be chosen randomly but will at most be a two toilet bathroom with perhaps one urinal.
-Your cleaning duty assignment will be telegraphed to you at a random time each year. It most likely will not occur at regular intervals and may disrupt carefully planned events such as family vacations, graduations, or weddings.
-You will be given full healthcare coverage and can discuss the risks with a highly skilled doctor and take the proper precautions to avoid any disease. However, you are not innately immune to any diseases.
-If you are losing work due to your cleaning duties, you will be put on paid vacation and your job will be understanding of your absence.

Rules or Restrictions:
-If you do not clean the bathroom to Mr. Nathaniel’s liking in a week, he will be forced to kill you in the bathroom with a rusty hammer suspended from his trusty tool belt.
-Although Mr. Nathaniel is generally a jolly man that would greatly regret having to kill you, he is also the type of man that gets done what needs to be done even if it is regrettable.

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Lego Builder or Have Clean Shit

2010-03-04T23:18:00.000-08:00

This is the second episode in our first series of would you rathers. This one is brand new. Please cast your vote and comment below.

Choice 1
Top Two Lego Builder

About:
-For the rest of your life you are either the world’s greatest Lego builder, or the world’s second greatest Lego builder.
-The skill is gained instantly.
-There can be money in this if you choose to live the life of a Lego builder.
-If you decide to live the life of a Lego builder, competition will arise in the form of a foe from Russia. His name is Ivan Ivanov.
-Year after year, you and Ivan will battle for the title of world’s greatest Lego builder.
-You and Ivan go back and forth one upping each other. For example, when Ivan made an actual size Eiffel Tower that was heralded as the greatest Lego creation ever, you countered by making an actual size Eiffel Tower upside down.
-You will develop a deep hatred for him, while still maintaining a level of respect for his craft.
-Up and coming Lego builders will list you as a major influence on their life, and will often say you were the reason they got into the business...so in that way, you will change people’s lives.
-Once or twice in your life as a Lego builder, you will be asked to appear on a late night talk show. This will be the pinnacle of any mainstream notoriety you experience.

Rules or Restrictions:
-You do not have to exercise this ability. It is simply a skill that you possess.

Choice 2
Have Clean Shit

No toilet paper? No problem.

About:
-From this point forward you will no longer have to wipe your butt after pooping.
-This will be very helpful if you’re camping, or are somewhere else where you need to poop, but do not want to spend much time with the process.
-You will be free from any worry of sharting.
-You will have no need for toilet paper.
-If you do wipe your butt with toilet paper after pooping, nothing will appear on the toilet paper. It will be as clean as a clean thing.
-You will never have to worry about skid marks.
-The poop is still dirty. It is only the evidence that the poop was there that disappears.

Rules or Restrictions:
-This does not remove the possibility of pooping your pants. If you do poop your pants, it will be dirty...you know, because the poop is still dirty.

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Suck Elbows or Make Pancakes

2010-02-26T15:49:00.000-08:00

This is the first episode(?) in our first series of video would you rathers. We thought we'd start it off with a classic. There is a gigglefest in the middle. Please cast your vote, and comment below.

Choice 1
Suck Elbows

About:
-You must suck the elbows of three different people each day for at least 30 seconds. The action is similar to a child breastfeeding.
-If you do not suck three new elbows within 24 hours of waking up, you die.

Rules or Restrictions:
-Elbow sucking must be consensual. In other words, the suckee must not oppose.
-The elbow sucking does not count if you tell the person that you will die or will be harmed if they do not agree.
-You cannot pay off someone to suck their elbow.
-You can never re-suck the same person again.

Choice 2
Make Pancakes

About:
-You must make 1000 pancakes each day within 24 hours of waking up or else you will die.

Rules or Restrictions:
-You may not receive any sort of assistance in the pancake making process.
-All 1000 pancakes MUST be eaten by a human or else you will die.

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Series Introduction

2010-02-25T23:09:00.000-08:00

Hi everyone, we have some exciting stuff headed your way...it's videos, and would you rathers. Did I just ruin the surprise? I hope not.

Anyway, I'd mentioned a while ago that we had some fun new stuff in the works, and it's taken a while to get it squared away. Sorry about that.

Check back soon.

Wake Up In The Past Or Visions Of The Future

2010-01-23T15:59:00.000-08:00

Choice 1
Relive Any Day of Your Life At Your Convenience

About:
-From now on, you have the ability to relive any day of your life.
-You can use any memory to target the day you want to pick, even if it's a vague memory.
-After you decide, you will wake up the next day and live that day all over again.
-As you live the day, you will not remember that you have warped back in time and you will not have insight regarding the future. Therefore, the day will go on exactly as it had before.
-However, when you wake up in present time the next day, you will have a fresh memory of the whole day. Then, you can reflect on the past with your more mature insight. If reinterpreting the past leads to personal growth, it will be permanent.
-Your mood will carry over from your time in the past. For example, if you were in a particularly horny mood and decided to warp back to your honeymoon, you would wake up the next day (hopefully) satisfied from your excursion to the past. Another example is if you were particularly stressed or tired, a calm day in the past will relax you the next day when you wake up.
-You will not age during your day in the past. If it is February 2nd and you decide to warp to the day of your high school prom, when you return it will be February 3rd.

Rules or Restrictions:
-You cannot wake up in the future because you don't have any memories of your future.

Choice 2
Visions Of The Future

About:
-Each day, you will get a random 15 second visual snippet of the future.
-The vision will be from any point in the rest of your life.
-The vision will involve either you, your family, or immediate friends. The closer you are to someone, the more likely it will be that they will be involved in your visions. 67% of the visions will be exclusively about you.
-The vision will feel like something between when you are trying to recall an escaping dream and a deja vu.
-Sometimes you might not be sure of what you saw and things may be hard to interpret out of context.
-The visions represent your future if you hadn't seen the vision. Therefore, you are able to change the future by taking advantage of or acting to prevent something you saw.

Rules or Restrictions:
None

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The Comeback Kid or Reverse Dirtiness

2009-12-21T05:02:00.000-08:00

Choice 1
The Comeback Kid

About:
-From now on, whenever you are insulted or put down in any way, you will have always have the perfect reply.
-Never again will you walk away from a situation thinking, "Damn, I should have said this instead," because what you actually said will have already been perfect.
-Just imagine that at the time you are insulted, time is stopped and an elite panel of writers, comedians, and witty people work together to come up with and insert the perfect reply into your brain. Then time is resumed.
-The ability works when you are in a group of people and the entire group is insulted.
-You have control on whether you want the "comeback" purely funny, viciously stinging, or both. In some cases, you can also turn it into charm. For example, if you are getting grilled at a tough job interview, you can combat the negative energy with witty replies.

Rules or Restrictions:
-On the whole, this ability doesn't make you a witty or charming person.
-It works when you are directly insulted and when people are generally mean to you (or your friends).
-Basically, it is a tool for fighting any negativity directed your way.

Choice 2
Reverse Dirtiness

About:
-Everything you interact with miraculously becomes cleaner. As you eat, your plate becomes cleaner and cleaner to the point where when you're done, you can just put the dish back in the cupboard. After using the bathroom, the next person in will smell an elegant mist of countryside air.
-The effect is not instantaneous but continual. Holding a dirty dish for about fifteen minutes will make it clean. Sitting in a bathroom for an hour will make it spotless.
-The effect is additive. If you use the same bathroom every day, chances is are that it will always be spotless.

Rules or Restrictions:
-Using the power to do other people's chores is not as easy as it sounds. Your clothes will always be clean because they're always with you. However, if you were to do someone else's laundry by sitting on their hamper, it would probably take just as long as actually doing laundry. Or if you were to clean someone else's dish, you could hold it for fifteen minutes, or just wipe it down in the same amount of time.

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Baby Swapper Or Raise Someone Else's Shitty Kid

2009-11-28T23:31:00.000-08:00

Choice 1
Baby Swapper

About:
-Each year, you must swap at least one pair of babies between mothers.
-You have three years of preparation time.
-The swap can occur anywere--at the hospital nursery, social gatherings, or daycare. Though, I'd get on it early before the mother gets used to what their child looks like.
-You can stop after 35 years or when you are 55 years old, whatever takes LONGER.

Rules or Restrictions:
-If the mother finds out that her baby has been swapped within that year, it doesn't count.
-You are legally responsible for your actions if you are caught.
-If you fail to accomplish your swap in any year, you die.

Choice 2
Raise Someone Else's Shitty Kid

About:
-Think of some jackass dude in your life. The kind of person who tries to pile all their work on you, blame you for their wrong-doings, and talks bad about you to your supervisor when you're not around.
-That person will leave for a vacation to some douchey-sounding place (like "Bahrain") and leave their newborn kid with you for some reason or another.
-The person dies in a tragic "parasailing" accident and you are through some complicated court decision, forced to be the legal guardian of the child.
-You must then raise the child to adulthood and be there for him for the rest of his life like any normal parent.
-From very early, you will know that the child has very limited potential--she/he will not be very bright, will take forever to understand anything or learn how to play any sports, will have a C- average in school, and won't learn how to read the time on a clock until age 17.
-The child's interests will be in weird things in which you have very little understanding. For example, if you're the all-American type that likes playing and talking sports, the kid will be into various role-playing games that include wizards, sorcerers, and mages.
-Sometimes the child will seem to lose a grip on reality and get lost in his own fantasy world--for example, he may be more interested in trying to date the elves of the "whispering glen" than asking a real person out to a dance.
-He/she will want to bathe very rarely.

Rules or Restrictions:
-The child has to feel loved by you forever--if you give the child any reason to doubt that you do not care for him/her like a normal parent, you will die.

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Jackson Hole, Wyoming or Soup and Cereal

2009-11-22T14:19:00.000-08:00

Choice 1
Meet Everyone in Jackson Hole, Wyoming Within 5 Years

About:
-You have 5 years to meet everyone currently listed in the Jackson Hole, Wyoming phone book.
-You must shake their hand. If they do not have hands, just hang around for 30 seconds.
-If they refuse to shake your hand, the task will be complete when you tell them your name, and where you're from.
-You must meet face to face.
-If someone dies, you must meet their closest relative not listed in the phone book. If they have no other relatives, then you are off the hook for that person.
-If you do not meet everyone in Jackson Hole within 5 years, you die.
-In 2000, Jackson Hole had a population of 8,647. It increased by 4,175 from 1990.

Rules or Restrictions:
-You cannot tell anyone why you actually have to meet them. If you do, you will die. Lying is okay, and probably necessary.

Choice 2
Only Eat Soup and Cereal

About:
-For the rest of your life, you can only eat soup or cereal.
-Chowders and Bisques are considered soups.
-Your beverage habits do not need to change.
-You can create soups, but you cannot try to reimagine what soup is just to have what you want. For example, you can't put a cheeseburger in warm water just because you want a cheeseburger.
-If you eat anything that is not soup or cereal, you will become sick instantly and will need 2 days to recover. This includes soup crackers eaten before they're placed in the soup.
-Soup crackers are okay after they are placed inside the soup.

Rules or Restrictions:
-You may not tell anyone why you can only eat soup and cereal. If you do, you will die.

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How to Play

2009-11-22T13:15:00.000-08:00

Would You Rather is a game most people have played at one point in their lives. While there are many different variations to the game, the basics of the game are consistent. You will be asked to select what you would rather do from a series of two choices. Selecting neither of the choices is not an option. This is what makes the game fun, so I'll repeat it: selecting neither of the choices is NOT AND OPTION. The choices are typically either both negative or both positive (though there can be choices with both pros and cons). Players are encouraged to ask questions to help make one of the choices rise above the other.

Some people play the game with a time limit on the questions, and when the time limit is reached, all players must answer with the information they have. THIS IS NOT HOW WE PLAY.

Some people play the game where the creator of the question determines that one of the answers is correct for one reason or another, and informs the players who was right after a certain amount of time. Though some of our questions were created with this type of play in mind, THIS IS NOT HOW WE PLAY.

Some people play the game where players do not have to explain their answers. THIS IS NOT HOW WE PLAY. We believe that explaining the answers is one of the best parts of the game as it allows for more discussion, and more opportunities for laughs.

HOW WE PLAY:
-Players must select one of the two options. Choosing neither is not an option.
-Players must explain why they selected that option.
-There is no time limit.
-There are no right or wrong answers.

*We encourage players to be competitive, as this also raises the level of discussion and opportunities for hilarity. Tell the other players why you're right and they're wrong (even though there are no right or wrong answers).

Wake Up Somewhere New or Fishtank Pants

2009-11-18T12:31:00.000-08:00

Choice 1
Wake Up Somewhere New

About:
-For the next thirty years, you wake up somewhere new on Monday morning.
-You will randomly warp somewhere on land (not in the ocean) and in a safe place (not in a volcano or in front of an approaching avalanche). Though, you may warp somewhere secluded or in a deep chasm or something.
-Everything you wear to bed, including the contents of you pockets will come with you. You can also pack one hiker's backpack to warp with you.
-If you try to not fall asleep Sunday night, at some point, you'll automatically fall into slumber and warp. Then you'll end up just being tired the next day.
-You can use whatever money you currently have, support from family/friends/significant other, or earnings you make as you warp around the world.
-You have at least one full week to prepare.

Rules or Restrictions:
None

Choice 2
Wear Fishtank Pants

About:
-You must create a sustainable habitat where fish can live in your pants.
-You have one week to design your pants before the rule comes into effect.

Rules or Restrictions:
-The water must be in direct contact with the skin around your body.
-For the rest of your life, at least one fish must be alive in your pants at any one time, or else you die.
-The fish must be at least the size of an average goldfish and must be provided at lease one gallon of water.

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Predict Snippets of the Immediate Future or Posse of Bathroom-Cleaning Gnomes

2009-11-12T22:06:00.000-08:00

Choice 1
Predict Snippets of the Immediate Future

About:
-You will have a very limited ability to "predict what happens next."
-You can exercise this ability once a day and you will know what happens in regard to an event within 15 seconds.
-For example, in the final seconds of a sports game, you can know who will win. You can guess who will be the next person to walk through a door. You can know what someone is about to tell you before it happens.

Rules or Restrictions:
-The ability will not work if you try to use it earn more than five dollars.

Choice 2
Posse of Bathroom-Cleaning Gnomes

About:
-Soon you will befriend a posse of gnomes who are about 1ft tall and have an uncanny ability to clean bathrooms.
-You will somehow impress, charm, or have them mistake you as their god and they will follow you around everywhere. When the time comes for you to relieve yourself, they will rush into the bathroom and make it spotless within thirty seconds. The bacteria/germ count will be practically zero.
-They don't expect anything in return except maybe a high five, or a "good job" every now and then.
-You can ask them to hang low or wait around the corner until you send them a text saying you need their services, but they will generally be within a block of wherever you are at all times.

Rules or Restrictions:
None

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Transition to Opposite Gender or Forced Philanthropy

2009-10-31T19:00:00.000-07:00

Choice 1
Transition to Opposite Gender

Things to consider:
-Over the next six years, you will slowly transition to the opposite gender. It will basically be like going through puberty all over again.
-After you go through the awkward transition stage, you will fully become the opposite gender and actually be VERY attractive. At least 95% more attractive than others of that gender.
-Your genitals will also change, but your mind will remain exactly the same, including your sexuality.
-How would your current significant other react (if applicable)?

Choice 2
Forced Philanthropy

Things to consider:
-60% of all your income MUST go to a charity of your choosing, forever.
-The rule applies to any gifts, bonuses, spontaneous inheritances. If you acquire material goods, you must periodically sell 60% of the total worth and donate it.
-The rule will come into effect for your significant other if you enter a relationship for more than 2 years. If your significant other refuses and you stay together, you die.
-Every year or so, you will be publicly recognized for your philanthropist activity on the national stage (at least on prime-time TV) and you will be portrayed very favorably.
-The money that goes toward the 60% has to belong to you. As in, you can't ask people to donate to your charity and count it toward the 60%.

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Emergency! or Give Kids Drugs

2009-10-28T17:30:00.000-07:00

Choice 1
Feign an Emergency Once a Month

Things to consider:
-Once a month, while you are out and about, a man will randomly walk up to you and give you a signal. It is then your responsibility to create commotion and emergency-related chaos. Feign a heart attack, get in a car accident. It's up to you. BUT--
-Your emergency situation MUST inconvenience at least 50 lives or it doesn't count.
-It is your responsibility to be out and about and get the task done once a month. In other words, you can't live as a hermit. You must go out and risk getting the signal.
-If you fail to do this once a month, you die by guillotine.
-You are NOT immune from any legal repercussions for setting off emergencies all the time.

Choice 2
Give Kids Drugs

Things to consider:
-Twice a year, you must find a child (below 18) who has never used drugs and become the major reason that they try drugs.
-It must be a "street" drug. Alcohol and marijuana do not count.
-The child has to take and use the drugs by his own will. You cannot inject someone, spike their drink, or tie them up and drug them.
-You will be guillotined at midnight on new year's if you fail to accomplish your mission that year.
-You CANNOT get in legal trouble for your actions. The drugs are supplied to you in a legal manner and the police are on your side, so if you get reported for something, they won't look into it.

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Penis-pickle-fart or Foot Orgasm

2009-02-27T02:03:00.000-08:00

Choice 1
Say Penis-Pickle-Fart at the End of Each Sentence

Things to consider:
-Everything you say from now on will end with the words "penis-pickle-fart."
-You won't even think about it anymore, it'll just happen. Even in writing. And you can't go back and edit your words either.
-All forms of communication would end in this way, even if you were to send a morose code.
-Some phrases to consider (I'm sure you can think of more): "I love you, penis-pickle-fart." "I think I would be an asset to this company, penis-pickle-fart." "Will you marry me, penis-pickle-fart?"
-People who know you well will probably get used to it.

Choice 2
Experience a Fit of Orgasms When Your Right Foot Touches the Ground

Things to consider:
-You can use a wheelchair or crutches.
-You can use this to your advantage when appropriate.
-You would get desensitized to the orgasms in the same way as if you were experiencing them at the same frequency without the foot.

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Break Out in a Rash When Aroused or Always Feel Like You Have to Poo

2008-12-14T02:04:00.000-08:00

Choice 1
Break Out in a Rash When Aroused

Things to consider:
-You break out in a rash that covers approximately half your body whenever you are aroused.
-Arousal includes any thoughts, feelings, or inclinations that you may have, including actual physical arousal (it doesn't have to be dirty). For example, admiring how attractive a person is counts.
-It is not painful, but rather uncomfortable, incredibly itchy, warm and like a rug-burn.
-It covers a random half of your body each time. It is also obvious to people around you that you are breaking out in a rash.
-It lasts approximately 2 hours. If you are aroused again while waiting, the clock gets reset to 2 hours.
-It can not be treated with anything to help with the sensation.
-Though uncomfortable, it doesn't hinder movement.

Choice 2
Always Feel Like You Have to Poo

Things to consider:
-You don't ever get used to the feeling.
-It feels like an average time when you had to do a number two. The intensity doesn't increase.
-Focusing intently on a task will diminish the feeling. Similar to if you actually had to go and tried to distract yourself. But you will never get any better at learning how to distract yourself.

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Suck Elbows or Make 1000 Pancakes
	Suck Elbows
	Make 1000 Pancakes

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Predict Immediate Future or Bathroom-Cleaning Gnomes
	Predict Immediate Future
	Bathroom-Cleaning Gnomes

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Create Emergencies or Give Kids Drugs
	Create Emergencies
	Give Kids Drugs

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Penis-pickle-fart or Foot Orgasms?
	Penis-pickle-fart
	Foot Orgasms

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Break Out In A Rash When Aroused Or Always Feel Like You Have to Poo
	Break Out In A Rash When Aroused
	Always Feel Like You Have to Poo

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Never Fall or World's Greatest Arguer
	Never Fall
	World's Greatest Arguer

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Inner Monologue or Lick Bathroom
	Inner Monologue
	Lick Bathroom

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Lego Builder or Clean Shit
	Lego Builder
	Clean Shit

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Wake Up In The Past Or Visions Of The Future
	Wake Up In The Past
	Visions Of The Future

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The Comeback Kid or Reverse Dirtiness
	The Comeback Kid
	Reverse Dirtiness

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Baby Swapper Or Raise Someone Else's Shitty Kid
	Baby Swapper
	Raise Someone Else's Shitty Kid

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Jackson Hole, WY or Soup and Cereal
	Jackson Hole, Wyoming
	Soup and Cereal

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Wake Up Somewhere New or Fishtank Pants
	Wake Up Somewhere New
	Fishtank Pants

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Transition to Opposite Gender or Forced Philanthropy
	Transition to Opposite Gender
	Forced Philanthropy

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