Woulda Coulda Shoulda https://wouldashoulda.com/ "Maybe all we can hope to do is end up with the right regrets." Fri, 20 Feb 2026 20:32:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Catch up, stock up, and a timely metaphor https://wouldashoulda.com/2026/02/20/catch-up-stock-up-and-a-timely-metaphor/ https://wouldashoulda.com/2026/02/20/catch-up-stock-up-and-a-timely-metaphor/#comments Fri, 20 Feb 2026 20:32:40 +0000 https://wouldashoulda.com/?p=10994 I'm a little bit in The Bad Place but I'm working on it.

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]]> https://wouldashoulda.com/2026/02/20/catch-up-stock-up-and-a-timely-metaphor/feed/ 4 All according to plan (with a few plot twists) https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/09/26/all-according-to-plan-with-a-few-plot-twists/ https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/09/26/all-according-to-plan-with-a-few-plot-twists/#comments Fri, 26 Sep 2025 17:56:15 +0000 https://wouldashoulda.com/?p=10985 The moves went exactly the way we anticipated! Which is to say, kinda sorta sideways!

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]]> https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/09/26/all-according-to-plan-with-a-few-plot-twists/feed/ 8 Never change, FB Marketplace https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/07/08/never-change-fb-marketplace/ https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/07/08/never-change-fb-marketplace/#comments Tue, 08 Jul 2025 20:33:35 +0000 https://wouldashoulda.com/?p=10897 Facebook Marketplace is where brain cells go to die.

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]]> https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/07/08/never-change-fb-marketplace/feed/ 13 You get an apartment! And you get an apartment! https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/06/27/you-get-an-apartment-and-you-get-an-apartment/ https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/06/27/you-get-an-apartment-and-you-get-an-apartment/#comments Fri, 27 Jun 2025 18:10:31 +0000 https://wouldashoulda.com/?p=10888 Plans for The Great Northern Adventure are coming along, and I need a nap.

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]]> https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/06/27/you-get-an-apartment-and-you-get-an-apartment/feed/ 4 Who will die of dysentery? https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/05/27/who-will-die-of-dysentery/ https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/05/27/who-will-die-of-dysentery/#comments Tue, 27 May 2025 16:45:21 +0000 https://wouldashoulda.com/?p=10878 I don’t talk too much about the kids, here, anymore, on account of their being whole adults—not just, like, “okay, legally they’re adults,” but more like “they have retirement accounts with a corporate match” kind of adults. It’s weird. You have to remember that not only do I routinely picture the ones I baked myself […]

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]]> https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/05/27/who-will-die-of-dysentery/feed/ 27 Veins and tails and pork (oh my) https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/04/25/veins-and-tails-and-pork-oh-my/ https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/04/25/veins-and-tails-and-pork-oh-my/#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2025 18:10:08 +0000 https://wouldashoulda.com/?p=10867 Three recent stories, amidst my existential angst.

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]]> https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/04/25/veins-and-tails-and-pork-oh-my/feed/ 6 Special delivery and the magic protocol https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/03/21/special-delivery-and-the-magic-protocol/ https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/03/21/special-delivery-and-the-magic-protocol/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2025 19:36:38 +0000 https://wouldashoulda.com/?p=10839 Mostly what I got from the last post was that you weirdoes really want to see Turnip in our mailbox. (I use “weirdoes” affectionately, you understand; obviously we are weirdoes who put her in the box in the first place. Repeatedly.) I am nothing if not willing to subject everyone to pictures of my furry […]

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]]> https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/03/21/special-delivery-and-the-magic-protocol/feed/ 12 The good, the bad, and the fascists https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/03/03/the-good-the-bad-and-the-fascists/ https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/03/03/the-good-the-bad-and-the-fascists/#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2025 20:07:18 +0000 https://wouldashoulda.com/?p=10829 It has been so long since I posted here, I forgot the password. It has been so long since I posted here, I had to read the previous post to 1) figure out what I’d last shared and 2) brace myself for how far back I’d need to go to catch you up. It’s been […]

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]]> https://wouldashoulda.com/2025/03/03/the-good-the-bad-and-the-fascists/feed/ 20 We came, we saw, we tired https://wouldashoulda.com/2024/07/24/we-came-we-saw-we-tired/ https://wouldashoulda.com/2024/07/24/we-came-we-saw-we-tired/#comments Wed, 24 Jul 2024 18:14:15 +0000 https://wouldashoulda.com/?p=10817 We drove up the coast and all I got was the realization that we are never going to have a trip that goes according to plan.

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]]> https://wouldashoulda.com/2024/07/24/we-came-we-saw-we-tired/feed/ 12 All the things https://wouldashoulda.com/2024/06/13/all-the-things/ https://wouldashoulda.com/2024/06/13/all-the-things/#comments Thu, 13 Jun 2024 18:43:47 +0000 https://wouldashoulda.com/?p=10799 Apparently the wedding took a little longer to recover from than I’d planned. Ooops! So, uh, hi! Still alive! Mostly! And only a few things have happened since I was last here. I’m HILARIOUS. Surely I will forget some stuff, but I will do my darndest to cover the highlights as best I can. Maybe […]

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