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	<description>"Maybe all we can hope to do is end up with the right regrets."</description>
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		<title>Strawberrypalooza</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 15:19:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mir</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What do I do all day?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Some days I have a ton of work to do, deadlines coming out of my ears, and also there is laundry to be done and the kitchen is a mess and the dog needs a bath and my children are needy in various ways, and because I am a professional and also a master of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Insomnia logic</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 14:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mir</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[It's not a regret, it's an "experience"]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[3:01 AM: Huh. I appear to be awake. 3:03 AM: I&#8217;m still awake. Do I have to pee? Maybe I have to pee. I think I have to pee. But if I get up, then I&#8217;ll never fall asleep again. 3:05 AM: I probably don&#8217;t really have to pee. If I just lie here quietly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>School’s out for summer (or maybe forever)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 19:03:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mir</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Aspi(e)rations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Offspring: ecstasy and agony]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So in the midst of everything else, we thought it would be a supergreat and totally not at all crazy idea to change Monkey&#8217;s schooling YET AGAIN. Because what Aspies love more than anything else is CHANGE! Yes. Except no. And lord knows things have just been SO BORING &#8217;round here. (The alternate version of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Backyard metaphors</title>
		<link>http://wouldashoulda.com/2013/05/13/backyard-metaphors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 13:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mir</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[It's not a regret, it's an "experience"]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, how about we don&#8217;t talk about that thing. Or that other thing, either. Okay! Great! I&#8217;ve been spending a lot of time with my vegetables. Quality time, you understand. I pull grass up out of the boxes a blade or two at a time and marvel at the plants that flourish seemingly in spite [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>Food, pain-in-the-ass foooooood</title>
		<link>http://wouldashoulda.com/2013/05/09/food-pain-in-the-ass-foooooood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 19:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mir</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health is overrated]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Offspring: ecstasy and agony]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve been around here for any length of time, you know that food and I enjoy a close, fulfilling relationship. Other than that whole gluten thing, food has generally been good to me (maybe a little TOO good to my thighs, but it means well) and I love to eat. I eat just about [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>126</slash:comments>
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		<title>Still bumbling through it</title>
		<link>http://wouldashoulda.com/2013/05/07/still-bumbling-through-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 18:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mir</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Offspring: ecstasy and agony]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ottomatic For the People]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You know what&#8217;s weird? This coming weekend will mark Otto&#8217;s and my 6th year wedding anniversary. Married for six years! And still speaking to each other! And also making out occasionally (you know, when there&#8217;s nothing good on television)! This makes me an expert on all things remarriage and such, of course. Except not. At [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Indignations</title>
		<link>http://wouldashoulda.com/2013/05/06/indignations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 15:19:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mir</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[It's not a regret, it's an "experience"]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Remember when Georgia was in a drought? And whenever it rained, people all but danced in the streets? Good times, man. Good times. Er, technically we are still in a drought. I don&#8217;t know who decides this or how they determine that we are no longer&#8230; ummm&#8230; drought-y, but TECHNICALLY we are still in a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to gross out a teenager (or two)</title>
		<link>http://wouldashoulda.com/2013/05/02/how-to-gross-out-a-teenager-or-two/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 14:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mir</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haven't been hit by lightning yet!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Offspring: ecstasy and agony]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m coming to a place where I believe the teenage brain may indeed be so hormone-addled that basic connections of common sense and cause-and-effect are suspended until further notice. MRI imagining would reveal that teen brains light up when shown caramel brownies, but those same brains can look at unfinished homework and angry teachers and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>52</slash:comments>
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		<title>In which I admit…</title>
		<link>http://wouldashoulda.com/2013/04/30/in-which-i-admit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:03:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mir</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Offspring: ecstasy and agony]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; that that STOOPID parenting CD I had to listen to may have actually had a couple of good ideas. New post over at Alphamom, about getting teens to cooperate. (Now that I&#8217;ve written it, of course, everything is going to blow up in my face. That&#8217;s how it works!)]]></description>
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		<title>Because, that’s why</title>
		<link>http://wouldashoulda.com/2013/04/29/because-thats-why/</link>
		<comments>http://wouldashoulda.com/2013/04/29/because-thats-why/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mir</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[It's not a regret, it's an "experience"]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wouldashoulda.com/?p=7894</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I&#8217;ll take Mir and Otto&#8217;s Adventures in Home Ownership for $200, Alex.&#8221; &#8220;And the answer is: No.&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m&#8230; sorry? That&#8217;s the whole answer?&#8221; &#8220;Yes. The answer is No.&#8221; &#8220;Okay. Um&#8230; what is Can we ever do a single, simple project around here without it turning into a complete clusterfuck?&#8221; &#8220;Correct! On the board!&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, screw [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>40</slash:comments>
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