This week - Pack Man: The Movie!

After parts 1 & 2? Check out the minesweeper, and tetris movie!

Being back in an office, I’m on all those damn chain mail lists for the funnies, so I’ve got another one for you. It’s apparently a true story too:

- The Zoo Attendant -

Outside Bristol Zoo, there is a car park for 150 cars and 8 coaches.

It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 and coaches £5.

This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years.

Then one day, he just didn’t turn up for work.

“Oh well”, said  Bristol Zoo Management -  ”we’d better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant…”

“Err no”, said the Council, “that car park is your responsibility”…

“Err no”, said Bristol Zoo Management, “the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn’t he?”

…   “Err NO!”

Sitting in his villa in Spain, is a bloke who had been taking the car park fees, estimated at £400 per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years…

Assuming 7 days week, this amounts to just over £3.6 million…

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Found an awesome machinima that just needs to be heard? What are you waiting for?! - Quick, send it in!

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• When Farah arrived at the pearly gates God granted her 1 wish. Farah thought for a minute and said “I wish for the children to be safe”. God paused, smiled and then told her… “The children are safe… i just killed Michael Jackson”
• Michael Jackson gets to the gates of heaven and God says to him ‘I cannot decide if you are black or white so just beat it’.

Warning: These get rather offencive (and @#%^ing halarious!) To reduce flames, the post is seperated. Click Read More for the rest of the lolz.

• Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to the hospital… “put me on the children’s ward”
• He’s moonwalking all the way to neverland now
• What’s the difference between MJ and a Disney Film? Disney films can still touch kids
• Michael Jackson’s upcoming London dates have been cancelled.
  They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11)
• Plans to drive Michael Jackson to his funeral in a 15-year-old hearse were scuppered after his will said he’d hate to enter anything that old
• What’s the difference between Jacko and Fergie?
  Fergie will be playing Giggs in August
• What time did Michael Jackson die?
• I heard the big hand touched the little hand.
• After Michael Jackson’s death, they were unsure what to put on the death certificate.
  In the end, one doctor pointed out it doesn’t really matter if he’s black or white.
• He’s dead? Thought he looked a bit off colour
• There are unconfirmed reports of people hearing Thriller playing backwards from the morgue - Apparently he’s de-composing.
• Today’s mourners break into two camps: Farrah Fawcett Majors and Michael Jackson minors.
• Michael Jackson suffered his heart attack while racing to a Los Angeles department store.
  Someone told him boys trousers were half off.
• Apparently Jackson has requested in his will that his ashes be placed inside an ‘etch-a-sketch’…
  So even after his death, kids can continue to play and fiddle with him.
• The US Coroners office just released a statement saying that they are going to melt down Michael’s body and turnn him into plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change
• When Farah arrived at the pearly gates God granted her 1 wish. Farah thought for a minute and said “I wish for the children to be safe”. God paused, smiled and then told her… “The children are safe… i just killed Michael Jackson”
• Michael Jackson gets to the gates of heaven and God says to him ‘I cannot decide if you are black or white so just beat it’.
• Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are not true! He was in the children’s ward having a stroke
• Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macaully Culkin last spent a night at the neverland ranch
• In MJ’s will he’s requested to be cremated and his ashes mixed into a bowl of cocopops so that he could go through the ass of a 10 year old boy one last time
• Early reports are that the hospital does not know what to do with the body, as plastic recycling is not collected until next Thursday.
• Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital. The maternity ward was immediately put on lockdown.
• Like Michael Jackson always said. “Live fast, die young, leave a vaguely vietnamese looking woman’s corpse”

R.I.P. Michael Jackson: 1958 - 2009

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First, we have a new staff member on board here at WoW Fail Blog. I’ve finally convinced one of my old friends, Scott from Killer Guides, to come on board and help me run the site.

Since Alex has been out of the country for what seems like forever (with ZERO Internet Access! :-O), and I’m working my tail off 24/7, Lucio will be helping around the place (I wonder if I can convince him to clean the carpets while he’s at it :p), as well as sharing his wicked sense of humor. So, give him a warm hand of applause, wave your hats, flash your nickers, and make him feel at home.

In other news, I thought I should share some news about a certain ornithological piece that seems to have been missing from recent headlines:

Click here to view the embedded video.

Heh, and before I forget for another 2 weeks - the loooong awaited winners to the ‘So you think your pen can dance‘ competition that was a complete flop because I forgot to advertise it (doh!)…

Category 1 Winners:

Me!I’m the only one who did any re-designing. you guys suck for not sending anyting in. lol kidding :p Seriously tho, what do you think of the tweaks so far? Nothing major yet, but I think it looks a lot cleaner. Right?

Category 2 Winners:

1st Place for 5500 Credits - darksaturn7 on 12,048,354.324 points.

2nd Place 2500 Credits - warp9wb on 31 points

3rd Place 1500 Credits - Type in here on 25 points

I’m not sure how many points F&For some of our other awesome supporters might have acrewed, because.. well, you never let me know, so that makes life kinda hard. lol.

Now, could someone please let me know how the hell I transfer that many credits? lol.

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./sigh… I wish that was real. lol

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On a side note, I got this joke emailed to me today. It gave me a laugh, so I figured I’d share it:

- Mexican Oysters -

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico .

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, ‘What is that you just served?’

The waiter replied, ‘Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull’s testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!’

The cowboy said, ‘What the heck, bring me an order.’

The waiter replied, ‘I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day be cause there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.’

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, ‘These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.’

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, ‘Si,Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.

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Anywho, let’s start the week off by asking that eternal question:

What is better?
- Guild Wars or World of Warcraft -

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“Hi, just found this on my drive from 2005 and it still makes me smile. I took the screen grab while grinding in Duskwood and as you can see, some young (or just plain dumb) player is concerned about the appearance of a certain ogre in the zone :)”

Some people should not be permitted to breed.

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‘In episode 6 our party venture into Stranglethorn Vale and we also meet ‘valley girl’ Celeste, Level 1 Alliance mage.’

Enough talk, check it out (full screen it, quallity is pretty good):

Length: 9min 15Sec
File Size: 27.4MB (let it cache!)

I’m watching it my self at this very moment (<3 multi monitor). Looks like a bit of a budget upgrade, methinks.

What are you still doing reading? Watch the freaking video already!

*I hope it’s not a bowl of soup, because I might be eating a relative, eh?*

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Being that none of the word are in English, I figured a Wordless Wednesday seemed appropriate somehow (although there is subtitles).

‘Inspired by the animation series “Robot Chicken” and share the same idea with Olibith’s “Never Stay Tuned” series, “Wrath of A Couch Potato” combines Taiwanese TV show styles and the characters from AFK PL@YERS’

Unlike their motherboards (darn you 3 month turn around on warranty replacements…), this video is actually pretty well done.

Heh… Telezombies.

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Anyway, a huge thanks goes out to Firefly for sending this one in. General chat is awesome.

I guess this is further proof Darwin’s theory is wrong.

Remember, if you’ve got something awesome like this you want to show off to the world, be sure to send it in!

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Unless it’s Warsong Gulch… >.<

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Being that this looks a hell of a lot better already, I figured this video was in order.

Oh, I’ve also cleaned up the content background for easier reading ^.^

Let me know what you think of the changes, or if you find anything that is broken… and yes, I know, I haven’t announced the winners to the WFB Design Competition. This is partially because I am slack, and partially because I haven’t had time.

No one actually entered the design side of things (boo), but plenty of people joined in for part 2. I should get to this some time next week, so if you haven’t done so already - send me your total score!

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Click to see full sized image - tiz a little hard to read…

Ahh.. The kids do start young these days…

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