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Roommate strikes again!

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 19:14:00 +0000

Ok, so a month or 2 ago I posted a video of my roommate using my computer and was talking about how he keeps using my stuff, taking things and leaving it in his room; basically not understanding the concept of sharing (receive AND give).

So about 2 weeks ago I came back from work and was going to check my downloads to see if they had finished. Going into my folder, the top 3 downloads had weird names of "slkjfkljfdjfdsjfkslfdsffd.wmv", I thought maybe I had a virus or somehow I had downloaded something along with my original download. The only way to find out what it is was to open it.

The media player loaded and after about 10 seconds I was greeted with a disgusting image; one guy sucking another one off! I closed the player and instantly thought, roommates been using my shit again but just to be sure I would check the internet history. The history turned out to be clear but then I dug deeper and opened the temp internet files; lo and behold, there it was. Scrolling down, the only website I saw was "buffgayboys.com" and the time was 13:00 onwards. I was fuming at this point, so I told him to never use my computer again and never to enter my room ever again.

I haven't really seen him or heard of him since; he sits quietly in his room I suspect. Problem is the bastard still owes me money, so I have to keep asking him for it. But Today when I came home, I found a little note on stove from Grant reading:

"Look Patrick,

this kitchen need a clean, not just the work surfaces but the fridge, floor and oven to.

Your not living by yourself! So show some respect and leave the kitchen clean + tidy. Alright!"

Now I don't have a problem with cleaning things up but seriously who writes a stupid note like that? And the arrogant tone he's trying to put on "Look Patrick" and "Alright!", all you have to do is ask, problem is he doesn't know how to ask. I laughed when I read "so show some respect..", what the fuck does he know about respect? He uses all my crap without asking me, this guy is a complete dumbass. So I turned the paper over and began my reply:

"Dear Grant,

Perhaps you should learn the meaning of 'respect' before you start preaching it i.e. going in my room day after day, using my computer, taking my weights, taking my dvd player etc. ASK BEFORE YOU TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S SHIT!

I cleaned the kitchen, now will you pay the bills?

Regards,
Patrick

P.S. You got this piece of paper from my room, didn't you?"

I have yet to hear from him.

Armi Ja Danni - Surreal Music (old school)

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 23:59:00 +0000

A finnish friend of mine gave me this a while ago, I couldn't stop watching it and couldn't stop laughing at the great choreography and amazing lyrics. "Oh you're absolutely fine! Your lips they taste of wine.."

Watch the guy doing the weird arm movement in the beginning as well, what were they thinking? I can't tell if it's the 80s or early 90s, its out of this world anyways! Perkele!

Armi & Danny - I wanna love you tender
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Joost aka The Venice Project

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:43:00 +0000

From the creators of Kazaa & Skype now comes their newest venture Joost. Joost is a new program that aims to bring free television to computers using P2P technology (the same technology used in Kazaa & Skype). Joost seems to be competing with other video services such as youtube, where Joost will have a searchable database of videos. They are also in talks with major movie companies to be able to show movies and tv shows on their service.

The service is currently in beta-testing and has not disclosed a launch date yet. Here are some pics from the software. Visit Joost for more information and to sign up for the beta-testing.

This job could be done by a four year old

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 19:45:00 +0000

A tribute to anyone who has ever used the london underground. The video is at the bottom.

"Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm going to take my bike,
Coz once again the Tube's on strike.
The greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on their arse all day
even though they earn 30K .
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the fuck's my fucking train?"

Source: Backingblair.co.uk

Question of the Day?

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:53:00 +0000

I'm sure we all remember Aladin, the arab man who rubbed a lamp and found himself a Genie that would grant him 3 wishes. And surely once most people got thinking, his wishes were pretty dumb, the most obvious thing would be to wish for more wishes. But lets put aside being annoying & asking for more wishes; if you had one wish only, what would it be?

So I remember giving much thought to it over the years. What does one want if one can have anything? Sure we all wouldnt mind a billion, or a trillion dollars but why wish for the money and not the capability of creating the money? But money is pretty boring to wish for anyways, we can come by it one way or another, so what would be the next thing? A superpower would be neat right? Flying is pretty cool, but who doesnt want to fly and again we have several things to fly with now, so that answer is pretty much redundant too.

Then I came up with the best thing to wish for; it just makes so much sense. The ability to stop time. If you could stop time, you could travel anywhere and do anything. You could make a billion just by going over to your bank, walking past the frozen bodies and unload a small amount into a handy $-marked bag, and skip away, pulling the managers pants down while you go out.

But if you think through it how much better your life would be if you could stop time. One of the first things that came to my mind was that every time I had to get up to Uni and didnt because I wanted to sleep, tadaa problem solved. Thats just thinking small though, there would be so many other things. Now if you would add to that power of stopping time, the power to also let other people enjoy the stopped time i.e. if you held their hand they would be unfrozen too.

Then I started getting confused though, I started thinking through it too much and started wondering what would happen to objects such as cars, planes etc. would they also be frozen? and if so, did that mean i could not go for a joyride because the gas would not flow in the pistons. I think you'd be pretty ticked off if you found you wished for stopping time and you couldn't do anything. I guess what Aladin needed back then was a lawyer to set up terms & conditions so that everything went to plan.

We can expand on this wish as well. Instead of only being able to stop time, why not control time. But that just gets you into a lot of trouble if I've learned anything from movies such as Click. At the end of the day you're not gonna get that wish, so dream on buddy!

Let me know what you would wish for?

Underwear goes Inside the Pants Policy

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 15:33:00 +0000

I heard this song once on the radio randomly, and it took me a lot of remembering and searching to find this song again. Lazyboy is a project by the people who produced that Barbie girl song. Heres more info and the video

"Lazyboy was a project helmed by producers Johnny Douglas (George Michael, Kylie Minogue) and Søren Rasted (co-founder of Aqua). With the November 2004 full-length Lazyboy TV (released through Universal), Lazyboy drew from and commented on 21st century pop culture, while offering insight into humans' collective need for fulfillment in both life and love. With the work of singers, voiceover artists, and other contributors layered over a bed of samples and soft electronic programming, the cumulative effect was one of humanism set on burst mode. "Man Woman (Yin & Yang)" explored sexual politics in a series of catch phrases; the voice on "Inhale Positivity" encouraged listeners to "smile at a stranger on the street"; and "Facts of Life" recited a list of surprising, insightful, and sometimes unsettling facts and averages over gentle dance beats. Collaborators on Lazyboy TV included vocalist Andrea Grant, British actor Christopher Fairbanks (providing the voice on a cover of the 1971 Les Crane inspirational hit "Desiderata"), and New York City comic Greg Giraldo, whose acerbically funny ranting provided the hook for the Internet download hit "Underwear Goes Inside the Pants."" from www.allmusic.com

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 13:42:00 +0000

For anyone that doesn't know the show, its some demented conception thats shown on Cartoon Network on their Adult Swim programme. It really is just a piece of random things put together but just because of that fact, it makes it hilarious.
Its the story of a milkshake, a french fries thing, and some kind of spongy guy. Not your typical line up. Heres an excerpt from one of the episodes, check it out!

Aqua Teen - Moon Master
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The Roomy who Uses my Shit!

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 20:29:00 +0000

Alright let me put some background to it. I was looking for an apartment and so I went online to find a roommate and there were all these difficulties and basically I wanted to move in early so I had to pay his part of the deposit and first months rent. So he OWED me this money, he managed to pay half of it within the first month but then I kept asking him for it and nothing ever happened. And these past 4 months I've just gotten more & more ticked off because this guy eats my shit, uses my shit, takes my stuff always without asking. He stole my last roll of toilet paper over last weekend! And he uses the last bit of olive oil, so I come home wanting to cook and the food & other things are missing, but heres the fun part: I ask him "Did you use my olive oil?".. he turns around, ponders for two seconds while munching down on some crap and responds incoherently, "no, dont think so *mumble* *mumble* time *mumble*"... ahha yeah mumble? I see, guess the fairys took the olive oil.. that actually works since I found out today for a fact that he is gay, I thought he was just overtly metrosexual but guess not.

Ok now to the video, so this guy goes in my room at times, takes my stuff, turns off my heating, steals my toilet paper, my gel etc. So I setup my webcam to act as a surveillance camera, and heres the result...

Roomie uses my shit!
Uploaded by misterbelgic

Question of the Day?

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:19:00 +0000

As I was bored at work and we'd already played 20 questions for about 2 hours (fire exit, chewing gum, dinosaur.. all good ones!) and after 2 hours of 20 questions your brain starts to disintegrate. Our conversations became incoherent and incomprehensible and then we came up with the most important question of them all. Let me put some background to it: So your ship/plane/car crashed in the middle of a tropical island, with no one around and nothing edible to eat. After 7 starving days you get to thinking you have to survive somehow, so to the question: If you were a Cannibal (or stranded) and you started eating yourself, how far would you get before you died? Its a bit of a trick question, since your eating yourself you'll be bleeding to death but your also receiving nutrition and the other part is, when would you get full? My friend said he reckon he could eat a leg and a half. Then later on while drinking someone pointed out that they could survive for much longer by taking small bites and letting yourself heal, then continuing to eat ever so often. Let me know what you think?

Summer Holidays

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 22:25:00 +0000

Well have been jumping from place to place thinking about where to go. Started off in Cambodia where they had 6 dollar bungallows, but monsoon hits there, so started searching around Asia. But everywhere a monsoon had struck. Then bahamas came to mind, I mean carribean is amazing, with water stretching everywhere & sunshine pretty much all the time.
So looked at bahamas trying to find cheap bungalows by the beach,
but you cant rent little bungallows by the beach for 6 dollars per night at the bahamas!! Searching through loads of websites to find a cheap hotel room, which looked like crap. And finally when I was about to give up I found the keyword : "vacation rental". Renting a little condo down by the beach for a month and it being nearly twice as cheap as a hotel room.
Imagine stepping out from your home onto the beach to see the ocean on a beautiful morning sunrise (assuming ur up this early).

Well thats nearly where it all ended but still jumping back n forth from Asia to Bahamas.

Heres a pretty good site with lots of info: StunningHolidays.com

Comedy Legend

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 15:33:00 +0000

Many of you have probably watched stand-up comedy, mostly new stuff by people such as Chris Rock, Robin Williams, Eddie Murphy etc. But all these comedians were inspired by one of the best stand-up comedians, Richard Pryor. Heres a clip from his stand-up in the 70s called "Live at Concert". He really is amazing, althought I was a bit disappointed when I bought his first filmed comedy stand-up but every1 has to start somewhere.

anyways heres the stand-up Richard Pryor - Chinese

Jag tycker om at springa o hoppa

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Sat, 09 Jul 2005 20:24:00 +0000

In the land of the blonde right now, what the hell am i doing here? Im not quite sure myself, I somehow got the idea you get the same minimum pay in every country in europe. Nevertheless I´ve been able to visit a couple of friends down in Malmö and especially my Uncle who owns a restaurant now, sort of a gasthouse (guesthouse?) althought he doesnt really offer places to stay. The garden is 1400 square meters i believe, this is a big place to live but its out in the middle of nowhere. So the whole point of sverige was to work, yeah thats what im doing.. sometimes, working in the logisitics department of a company that produces auto components, wtf is logistics u may ask but im sure u wouldnt really care, so google it if ur that interested. Main thing is im getting some cash and every1 is leaving for hols at the job so ill be nearly all alone at the office. Yesterday was a pretty shit day as well cuz i was running late for work and driving on a narrow road an oncoming car drove too far out and forced me into a ditch. Couldnt get out of the bitch, car was tilting at 45 degrees wasnt quite sure what to do, the wheels just spun cuz it was all mud underneath and wet grass. A little while later, after speaking to several of the locals around, a tractor pulled the car out. Luckily, well i say luckily now something might be fucked with axles, the only damage was the right mirror and some plastic under the headlights. But its not that bad since insurance covers it all, still an annoyance. Last weekend I was down in Malmö and met a half-swedish, he looks asian, friend who goes to bath. I find out that Malmö has a ghetto called Rosengord, where all the ausländers live and apparently some dodgy shit goes on there. Anyways just mentioning it cuz this friend lived about half a km away from it and went to school there when he was small. So we met up for a night out and met a chick and her bf who´ve apparently decided to come to bath next autumn, both studying psychology..together... damn i would consider that a lil too much, im sure a lot of ppl would agree with me. Its all good having a gf, especially a hot swedish one for that matter, but going to every class every school day and living 5 mins away from each other.. thats a little too, well claustrophobic id say and definitely not a healthy start for uni. But good luck to them, see where things bring them. 3 weeks and ill be done with the job and the fun may commence, but until then ill have to speak swedish full time. peace out.

ze bitch and ze porn

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Mon, 13 Jun 2005 18:42:00 +0000

well it all started off the day after my first exam, which i might add was piss easy (pays off to be lazy in the end then anyways) where we thought we'd find the beach in uk. We arrived in some remote village and took a cab down to a 7 mile stretch of beach but the tide was out so 80% of the "beach" was composed of mud but what the hell would u expect in uk anyways. After the beach we shimmied on over to bristol to go clubbin a bit and decided to go to Level, which is getting shut down soon cuz people get beat up there or something. Was a really cool night, even saw alex and jesus unexpectedly infront of me in the line whilst tryin to get some drinks. Later we had the privelige of seeing a fight breakout upstairs, i suppose they have a valid point in shutting down I mean apparently i nearly got in a fight as well but was a good night all in all. then next day I had to make my way to heathrow cuz i was gonna fly to switz early the next day... at 6.30 in fact, and i couldnt sleep cuz this damn black guy was complaining about society and how the white man wont let him do his thing and all this other crap until about 4 am in the morning and he didnt even know the person he was talking to, was just some random fat ass lady, prolly too lazy to get up off her ass and slap the guy to shut up. Friday then, after i had arrived at bos n all, was a pretty chill night just a few drinks at toms crib and playing some fifa street ( what a game!!). Then saturday was the graduation and prom, we didnt end up goin to grad cuz who can be fucked to get up for school when u dont have to, right? prom took place on a boat but i was a little disappointed that no1 fell off, i mean its what u would be expecting and when ud go past ppl ud give them a little pat on their back if they were close to the edge just in case they were a little unbalanced. After the whole prom thing the kiddies split to diff places, some taking limos to zurich, others to luzern and some stayed in zug including us which led us to ol' pickwicks, shots of tequila, and eventually grell, with more tequila.. fuck i hate tequila! haha but the best part of the night was definitely the ride home to toms, loud-ass music blasting out the mini, 4 of us in the car all shouting at the top of our lungs the lyrics of the song, headbanging all the way to hunenberg. So all this writing wouldnt be complete without pictures and so yeah.. here they are...
KRUNK

Songs...

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Tue, 31 May 2005 17:05:00 +0000

Well i went thru my drawer once again and found some old songs i wrote, most of them i just listened to a song and basically just wrote to that tune, so in other words its shit. Originally I had thought I would put the best song here and the rest in the txt file that i will give link for, but turns out there wasnt any good songs.. im amazed too. Oh yeah just a reminder that i was 13-15 yrs at the time.. anyways "enjoy"......

DA SONGSSSUH
(in the unlikely event that u want to save the file, just right-click save target as..)

Mi Casa, New Casa

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Fri, 13 May 2005 23:27:00 +0000

Vell it seems like the rents will be movin back to switz finally, thank fuck for that cuz every1 left germany! Funny thing is where we're actually moving... a bit too close some might say, just look at the photo and some of you should be able to understand.... PIC

Blogizzle

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Mon, 09 May 2005 23:09:00 +0000

How this blog would look if it were more gangsta....
haha I tried a couple of other websites:
Riverside
Ebay

No shit we all know how to swim!

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Mon, 09 May 2005 18:18:00 +0000

Ah shit, yesterday was such an amazing night. Paul had his 20th birthday (and it was VE day for that matter as well) so we thought we'd go out a bit, didn't think it would be a big night so we jus went to parade (bar on campus) had pizza and a few drinks. Things started to pick up when everyone started fuckin round with paul getting him loads of shots and makin him down his drinks. Around closing time Paul's convinced he can swim across the artifical lake on campus so we all headed out, temperature prolly around 10 degrees or less, but nevertheless he dressed down to his boxers and began climbing into the water. I'm guessing that shit was cold cuz he started screaming like a girl till he finally jumped in and about half way we heard him choking and some thought he would drown when he stood up in the middle of the lake and revealed that the thing was only about a meter deep. And what happened in the kitchen after haha, I don't think I'll be able to explain really but I have it all on video so I just gotta find somewhere to host the stuff. Anyways some pics are up from the night at the usual spot. checky later..

The Vids:
Pose!... fridge
The Swim!... swimsmcgee

Funky G's

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Sat, 30 Apr 2005 13:08:00 +0000

Had another night in Funky G's, for those who dont know its the night the club Elements organizes every damn Friday and they play the same shit cheese every time, basically its a club where u just have to get really drunk to enjoy yourself. Incidentally that same night i was drinking, yay, and it actually turned out to be a good night. Well its basically all documented in the pics.. or some of it, ill let u put the jigsaw puzzle together.. PICSJGVJFHjd

Failed Keg

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 16:27:00 +0000

Was rummaging through some of my old stuff once again when I found the videos we made trying to get this bloody keg to work which we had bought for Kelly's 16th birthday. I think all the videos were taken on that night. enjoy...... bandege

Conspiracy Theory

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Sun, 10 Apr 2005 12:26:00 +0000

ooohhhh..! Well if the facts are right then the flash makes a valid and interesting point. Check it here

Defog Magic

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Fri, 08 Apr 2005 13:46:00 +0000

Sick of bathroom mirror fogging up? When all is cool, put shaving cream on the mirror.. leave it on for a couple of mins then wipe it off with a tissue. Voila.. magic

Music is the name of the game

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Sun, 03 Apr 2005 22:13:00 +0000

As a keen lover of music lemme share some good shit i've come across. First off an amazing tune for the rap-lovin is CunninLynguists - Lynguistics .. i suggest u get ur hands on this track! Heard some tracks off a band called "Aesop Rock" they got some tight beats as well.. For the metal/rock ppl a jazz alternative to the heavy stuff is Richard Cheese, he's covered a couple of famous songs.. nice lounge/cotching music with that touch of rock in it. The stoners out there will appreciate the new Beck cd.. his music is fucked, u'll be thinking ur listening to a million different styles on 1 album, truly a versatile artist. Anyone who likes clubbing or is getting ready for a late night out will enjoy Ministry of Sound - Clubbers Guide 2005 cd. Queens of Stone Age have a new CD out now as well, havent heard all that much but check out "little sister". The new American Head Charge CD has some very good hard songs, the ones to note are "to be me", "walk away", and "loyalty". System of a Down is coming out with a new cd but 1 track has been released called "Cigaro" which takes some getting used to but it grows on ya. If anyone has seen Requiem for a Dream then you should get the main theme to it, just an amazing song! k i think thats about it, remember: fuck cheese! fuck it real hard!
Edit: my bad Aesop Rock is a guy, not a band.

No dont do it!!

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 23:19:00 +0000

Look at the cute baby!

It's Funkdoobiest

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 19:43:00 +0000

Had a blast in switzerland, too bad ol pickwicks has lost a lot of its flavour.. oh well fuck it. Off to london then sweden tomorrow, apparently shit cold but ill be back at home after what I believe is something like 4-5 yrs. pick it up, pick it in, go look at pics NOW! The playboy bunnies were the bomb! Yeah im lyin, no bunnies... pics molim te If you dont know the password just figure out where i went to school

noreply@blogger.com (misterbelgic) — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 14:52:00 +0000

I came to the conclusion 19 was the best age to be. It's the peak of teenagedom, it's being a teenager but having the years of experience to be superior, not yet 20, not yet old enough to be responsible in any way. Thats all really, new pics up at the usual place.