Ok, I don’t have much to say today, mostly because I’ve been too busy working on the marketing materials for my Brand New Stocking Store. Now, I don’t want to get into too much detail primarily because my parents (who tend to torture themselves by visiting this blog regularly) still think I’m practicing law, and I’ve already disappointed them enough. (Furthermore, I took my sleep medication over an hour ago so I can’t yet say whether my Brand New Stocking Store is actually just one big hallucination trying to trick me.) Regardless, let’s just pretend this is fucking happening, because, after all, that’s what I do best. Deal?

Great! Here  are my marketing materials. Which do you guys like better?

<- ME (Well, mostly)

OR

<- MOLSON