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The Dark Knight Rises: First Picture Of Bane

2011-05-20T09:18:00.000-07:00

In before "This is not about sex". Did you know that Tom Hardy who plays Bane in Christopher Nolan's upcoming "The Dark Knight Rises" is quite open about having gay relationships in his youth? He is also shirtless in the picture, which some might find sexual. :¬)

Bat Autofellatio

2011-04-01T11:43:00.000-07:00

Male Bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. As well as licking their own genitals to clean themselves, bats have been observed licking their own genitals as a form of masturbation, to sexually stimulate themselves also.

Cop Mistakes Penis For Gun

2011-03-31T10:13:00.000-07:00

The Transcript

Cop: "What's this right here?"

Man: "That's my penis."

Cop: "Oh, that's your penis? Sorry 'bout that."

The Penis From Venus Has Seen Us

2011-03-29T09:12:00.001-07:00

Dolphin Tries To Rape Woman

2011-03-28T09:52:00.001-07:00

Vintage 1950's Twink Wrestle/Spank

2011-03-25T15:47:00.000-07:00

Snake Killed By Fake Breasts

2011-03-23T09:48:00.000-07:00

This is the shocking moment when Orit Fox, the Israelite model known for her large breasts, was bitten by a snake on her breast during a photoshoot. The snake later died - and I shit you not - of silicone poisoning.

The Top 10 list of "Living Sex Legends"

2011-03-20T15:23:00.000-07:00

Here is a countdown of the Top 10 "Living Sex Legends" based on the number of women they claim to have had sex with.

10. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) - 1,000
9. Earvin (Magic) Johnson (basketball star) - 1,000
8. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) - 1,200
7. Jack Nicholson (actor) - 2,000
6. Ilie Nastase (tennis star) - 2,500
5. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) - 3,000
4. Julio Iglesias (singer) - 3,000
3. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) - 4,600
2. Charlie Sheen (actor) - 5,000
1. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) - 8,000

The Testicle Cookbook

2011-03-20T11:47:00.000-07:00

Exactly what we've all been waiting for. A Testicle Cookbook. My mouth is watering just thinking about it.

The ingredients for his testicle pizza recipe include cheese, onion, pepper, bacon and bull’s testicles. “It’s Italian pizza with Serbian balls”, explains Erovic. The book also contains more cordon bleu recipes, such as calf testicles in wine and testicles with bourgignon sauce.

Sour Cherry - Stav Strashko

2011-03-19T06:02:00.000-07:00

Another Bully Fail

2011-03-14T13:04:00.000-07:00

Bullying Fail Video Banned by Youtube

2011-03-14T11:57:00.000-07:00

There is a lesson for us all here. There is only so far that a person can be pushed. If the bully hadn't been doing what he was doing, the victim wouldn't have fucked his legs up. This reminds me of the old tale of the boy getting bullied every day in the school bus shelter, who panicked and pushed his tormentor under the wheels of the school bus. This really has got to stop, because everybody has a breaking point and when a victim of bullying hits back, it usually isn't pretty. This video shows that. I'm surprised the boy managed to get back to his feet.

Hey there! How's it hanging?

2011-03-13T12:13:00.000-07:00

Did Your Secret Make It?

2011-03-13T09:53:00.000-07:00

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How To Trick People Into Thinking You're Good Looking

2011-03-11T18:13:00.000-08:00

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May I Help You With That?

2011-03-11T14:31:00.000-08:00

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Artificial Foreskin!

2011-03-09T16:16:00.000-08:00

Introducing the artificial foreskin for your penis! Just in case you wanted to know what it feels like to be uncircumcized.

Want To Grab A Boob Anybody?

2011-03-08T23:19:00.000-08:00

This is a Boob Vending Machine from Japan.

Poledance Masterclass

2011-03-08T09:21:00.000-08:00

Never Has There Been A Better Poster-Girl For Soap On A Rope

2011-03-08T06:15:00.000-08:00

Do Hook-Up Don't Fuck-Up

2011-02-15T17:59:00.000-08:00

You will more than likely think this sounds over the top, but with the frequency with which "hooks ups" are getting raped and murdered, you may want to take it into consideration:

1. NEVER meet a person that you haven't seen on webcam. Pictures can be deceiving. The webcam never lies. The picture(s) you think are of the person you plan to meet could be, at best, photoshopped or, at worst, not the person you are meeting at all.

2. Never give your address to the person you are meeting before or on the first meet. This means you should also take your own transportation and not get picked up from your home by this person. If the person stands you up, make sure you're not followed home by anybody. The person you are meeting might be a faker and just out to find out where you live for whatever reason.

3. Write down on a piece of paper any identifying information you have about the person you are meeting, including where you met them online; their username; where you plan to meet them and at what time. Leave this piece of paper under your pillow at home or some place where it could be found if you end up being declared a missing person. In those cases, the person's room is often searched by family, friends or police for clues as to your last movements. It will serve as a lead.

4. Also tell someone where you are going and whom you will be meeting. Arrange a time when you will be calling them to confirm when you're home and safe.

5. You should meet your online hook-up in a busy public place. The best place is a Town Centre, because most have CCTV that can follow your movements.

6. If you feel the person is trying to disguise their appearance, this should set off the warning alarms in your mind. What I mean by this is: hats, dark glasses, or clothes in general that you wouldn't expect the person to be wearing.

7. If you are not just hooking-up for sex, and it is a proper date with no promises, insist on paying your own way and sharing the bill with your date. This is to avoid feeling pressured.

8. If you choose to drink alcohol, be careful. Keep your glass in sight so that you are aware of what you are drinking.

9. If you are hooking-up for sex, go to a hotel. Don't be shy about this. Every hotel is used to pillow trade. Most hotels make a large percentage of their profits from providing rooms to hook-ups and it is also a lot safer. It is better to be pillow trade than funeral parlor trade.

10. Always assume the other person will forget to bring contraceptives and make sure that you have some. Be responsible for your own safety and don't expect somebody else to do that for you.

With all that said, I hope your hook-ups go great!

Fan Xiaoyan's Erotic Cyborg Sculptures

2010-12-21T05:35:00.000-08:00

Tis The Season To Be...

2010-12-20T11:42:00.000-08:00

WTF? BumCheeks

2010-10-18T18:50:00.000-07:00

EYE TEST

2010-10-18T15:43:00.000-07:00