Wulf's Pawprints

GOD

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:13:00 +0000

Category: Shoulders of giants

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and, willing? Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God.

* Epicurus (341BCE - 270BCE)

The Quote reminds me a little of Nitche's statement "God is dead".
To which God is reputed to say; "Niche is dead". Only, Epicurus has been dead for thousands of years, and the annoying prick's word still resonate down the ages.
New theory: Global warming is God's way of wiping out Epicurus's legacy.

PANDEMIC IN UKRAINE

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:52:00 +0000

Category: Holy Crap Mr.Wulf updates his blog!

A major breakout of epidemic proportions has hit Ukraine. As of 2nd of November. With the exception of a small, light article in The New York Times the western media is giving this story ABSOLUTELY NO COVERAGE.

However Russians, Poles, Slovaks are all taking this seriously.

Here is a translated article from Pravda.

1500 dead, 80000 infected. The country is shut down with all public events canceled and the Ukrainian President making an appeal to the nation.

Apparently, the lungs of the victims 'melt' and fill with blood.
It sounds like the initial reports say that it is either Pneumonic Plague or worse some nasty interaction of N1H1 (Swine flu) with Pneumonic Plague.

Best advice at this time is to stay informed. Eat your vitamins D,C,E and avoid public places.

What is really concerning and to me, giving massive credibility is the fact that the Western media is TOTALLY silent about this. I would expect over this week as the independent media leaks into the Consensus reality we will start hearing about it.

I will be updating this post with news and references as I find out more

* Ukrainian TV news (make sure English captions are enabled). State of emergency declared. 11 of the 53 deaths had Swine Flu so the Virus that kills is NOT just Swine Flu.

* English Independent News Video

* Virus melts lungs with temperature of 55 degrees (Translation from russian)

* Hungarian official epidemic advisory, rates Ukraine breakout damage as 'large'

* Finally, MSM report Financial Times of London, in the best tradition of 'responsible reporting' the report is positively benign.
Also they still report it as H1N1 and not Pneumonic Plague.

* Another translation from a foreign news site.

HISTORY OF ISRAELI PALESTINIAN CONFLICT EXPLAINED

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 09:54:00 +0000

CATEGORY: Gift from Dog

A lot of people seem confused by the history of the Israeli/Palestinian conflict and what are its roots, especially the younger population.
To explain it properly takes around 1000 pages, here is an explanation in 3 panels.
Bonus points, using lolcat/intertoobes language so that the young ones can understand.

A STUDY IN DECEPTION - ONCE WERE FREE MEDIA

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 02:47:00 +0000

Category: Manufacturing consent

Widely reported in the media, one of the leaders of Hamas, a terrorist organisation has recently been killed in the Israeli Gaza operation. The following photographs show the same event from various points of view. Goebbels, one of the fathers of current mass media/perception management said once 'It is an absolute right of the state to supervise the formation of the public opinion'.

There is a saying, 'Those who love sausage, ought not to investigate how it is made.'. Paraphrasing, 'Those who believe in public opinion, ought not to investigate how it is made.'.

We start off with the generic stock photos, one from a video and one clearly a stock AFP photo. Very 'neutral' and 'objective' they show the man for who he clearly was. A passionate believer in his cause, an enemy of our western civilisation.
The Australian (Muroch) media captions the stock photo in quite a disgraceful way. Suprisingly inept and blunt it quotes "killed in '...his Gaza strip"Stronghold'. Naturally, we know that there are only evildoers in 'Strongholds'.

It is a well established fact that we, the peaceful people of the west live in 'Villages' and 'Houses'. The wild fantical evildoers live in 'Enemy compounds' and 'Strongholds'.
The usually more balanced BBC, has very little in reportage photos, in part because Israel is preventing western reporters entry into Gaza. The same photo at BBC has a very neutral caption.

The Jerusalem Post coverage of the same event similarly has a cookie cutter photo of a man clearly not of western persuasion. Beard and headcover befitting a barbarian.

Notably there is another photo underneath, of Israeli sappers dismantling a Palestinian missile ('You see, this is why we killed him').

CNN who is widely considered by many conservative USIANs to be a 'liberal' news source has the War Porn images of 'surgical strikes' where a column of smoke wafts from a distance. Clinical and precise, the democracy is once again defended.

When not obsessed by War Porn the US 'free media' coverage zooms in to show the actual target. The image is very tightly cropped so that we can not see the aftermath. Emergency workers (who NB in the US are just another arm of the security apparatus) are shown heroically fighting the smoke of the undefined target.

Then we get to the really outregously unacceptable media coverage.
The Belfast Telegraph shows sympathy for the brown skinned people unbefitting an objective representative of western free media. The terrorist stronghold can actually be identified as remnants of a residence in a residential neighbourhood.

Note the degree of damage the 'precision dropped' 1 ton (2000 pound) munition has caused to the house (leveled it) and the surrounding houses (blasted by the powerful explosion).

Two of the four Rayan childred killed in the same bombing that killed their father. This is what the Palestinians see daily.
This is what we, in the west will not see in our 'free' mass media.
(Source: on page 2)

The above sequence of reportage clearly demonstrates why we, in the west, believe it is perfectly fine to kill the brown skinned people. We are asked to believe one biased version and sold it as 'balanced' and the other as 'extremist'.

In closing, this is what our acting Prime Minister Julia Gillard said about the events documented above:
"While recognising Israel’s right to defend itself from such indiscriminate attacks, the Australian Government supports the United Nations Security Council’s call for an immediate halt to all violence.

The Australian Government also urges Israel, Hamas and other militant groups to make every effort to avoid causing further suffering to innocent civilians."

ISRAELIS ARE MORE GENEROUS THAN PALESTINIANS

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 10:23:00 +0000

Category: Gift from Dog

Contrary to all the anti-Semites out there protesting the alleged 'disproportionate use of power' against the Palestinians, I decided to put a positive spin on the latest defensive action by the Israelis.

MONKEY ON THE HORN

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 12:25:00 +0000

Cathedergory: Looking for work in all the wrong places

[Joyful dance tune wakes up some of my cow-orkers]

MONKEY: O'Hai Mr.Fierce, you have recently applied for the role of a Nuclear Scientist with us, is it ok to talk?

ME: Hai, one sec, let me wonder into the broom cupboard so I don't wake the retiries and retards here, they get angry and grimace at me if I wake them up from their 'before the go home time' nap (Working in Public Service atm)

MONKEY: I'm just going to pre-screen you for this role.

ME: Really? You? You barely sound out of your teens, maybe we should talk about who that bloke from 'Entourage' is dating, or what shampoo brand I'm using. No seriously, how the fuck you would be qualified? Oh thats right, 'Behavioural Interview Techniques'... ok do your worst.

MONKEY: So did you do Nuclear Scienticism before?

ME: Er... No, actually, you got me there, Its my hobby, applying for jobs I have no clue about, ruining my professional reputation and then trying to find a job in this shoe-box town. No wait, I'm just kidding.
Of course I did the fucking Nuclear Scienticism before, wait, by nuclear Scienticism do you mean what most people mean when they ask this question, the "Nookular Saintifism" or the actuall honest to god, there is only 3 blokes in this godforsaken hole of a provincial, arse end of planet pit town that would even be remotely able to count the quarks if Nuclear Science sat on your face and wiggled enthusiastically.

MONKEY: It's the other one...

ME: Ok, lucky for you have some notes there. You have absolutely no clue what the sounds coming out of your mouth mean. Do you?

MONKEY: I need to know how you actually have done Nuclear Science before.

ME: ...

ME: You want me to tell you how I did Nuclear Science?

MONKEY: Yes. Tell me, from the beginning.

ME: Ok... you know how the Ancient Greeks thought the world was composed of small indivisible particles called atoms? They were wrong, they are actually divisible, some of them iteratively into smaller and smaller particles, each having wacky properties. Presently we believe that the smallest parts are superstrings which have the interesting property of wafting in and out of our universe, cool eh? In fact, most are not particles as such, more like fields of probability but lets not split Higgs bosons [CHUCKLE CHUCKLE]...

MONKEY: On to the next question...

ME: Wait... I just started....[summarising 10 years of work into one sentence with the dreadful realisation that it does not matter an iota] ...AND THATS HOW I DEVELOPED A SELF SUSTAINING FUSION REACTION WITH JUST SOME MOUTHWASH AND MATCHES!

MONKEY: So... have you done any coal oven cleaning?

ME: But did not you say, 'Nuclear Science' before?

MONKEY: Coal oven cleaning.

ME: Sure, Ive cleaned fusion piles reducing the risk of radioactive contaminants entering the biosphere... organising transportation convoys to storage and disposal facilities (a.k.a. A third world country). Yeah sure, I CAN clean a mere coal oven... Fuck, if it's going to stave off starvation and keep the roof over my head, I WAS FUCKING BORN TO CLEAN OVENS! LOVE THEM THE BLACK FUCKERS! I ONCE MADE LOVE TO A COAL FUCKING OVEN TILL MY DICK TURNED PURPLE!!!! FUCK LOVE THE BITCHES! YEAH!
But I thought you said it was a Nuclear Science Jo...

MONKEY: Ok, thank you, we may contact you if you need more information.

ME: Oh God, NOW I remember, you're the firm I couldn't figure out before why of all the recruiter firms in town never gave me an interview. You employ all the cute, dumb ones in your Admin team, don't you? Hullo? Hullo?

Ah, well, fuck them, when my contract expires and I can't find another Nuclear Scientist position, I'm going to sell my body on the streets again.
Good pay, but my arse hurt all the time.

Five dolla sailor? Sukie Sukie?

Lol, I'm just kidding. I'll do what I did before I found my current scam.
Black market freelance organ transplant harvesting. Igor says he misses, me.
Apparently no one can supply healthy kidneys as quickly as I can.
That or I'll go into Politics... Nah... I do have SOME self respect.

P.S. Human resource recruiters will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. Mark my words.

NEW EPHEMERAL CD ALBUM!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:01:00 +0000

Category: Random brain fart

A new(old) meme that I have recently encountered resulted in this new Album, "Before he became Robin" by S.Y.Glazyev.

How this came to be?
1) Go to wikipedia.org and choose a random article, thats your 'group' name.
2) Select a random page and pick the last four words from the page for a title.
3) Go to flickr.com and select the third image from 'Explore, Last 7 days'.

Random pieces thrown randomly for a meaningless CD cover thats never was and never will be but for a random intersect flickering into a brief existence.
[PoP]

More albums here.

POVERTY OF A SOUND MIND.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:21:00 +0000

Category: Since when idiots are a special needs group?

I wanted to call this post 'We are thirsty and Obama is the sand we drink!', since this is exactly the kind of 'Huh?' statement I have heard today, watching my favourite news show; 'The Daily Show with John Stewart'.
An altogether hilarious case of how royally fornicated-up todays 'mass media' has become when the my favourite comedy channel is the 'Fox News' and a comedy show, one of Americas most trusted news sources.
A epithet deserving lass in the McCain 'town hall' meeting mutual masturbation self help group (televised) said; 'We are thirsty and we all have to drink the sand that is Obama'. Apparently not as idiotic as it at first appears to be, though bastardised the enthusiastic moron brought into sharp focus something that has been weighing on what passes for my mind these days.

Since when are retards considered worthy of equal vote?
Apologies to those unfortunate souls who no fault of their own, the kink in the wrist of the deity rolling the dice have gotten the short end of the stick and gotten poked in the eye with its burnt end in the process. Sorry, I am truly sorry.
No, I mean the retards that chose to be dumb.

The cretins who laugh at the 'nerd' girl with glasses in school - who then proceeds to save their life as a medical health worker.

The imbeciles who chant USA USA USA (or insert another disposable mental mind drone device) as their armies destroy innocent lives in the pursuit of power and then act surprised when some shepherd who previously thought USA is the epicenter of cool blows himself up because his son was turned into sushi.

The dumbshits who accept everything they are told, unquestioningly, with no crosschecking of sources of facts and then free fall off the edge of economic cliff with all the other genetic test tube sheeple-lemmings mutants.

These were the people who the tribe left behind when the hunting got lean.
These were the people who got eaten by the saber toothed tiger.
These were the people who the Spartans used to throw off the cliff.
Christ almighty, show some compassion and before you know it, you are up to your armpits in hairless monkeys who instead of shit, fling mental farts at you!

You do more research choosing a expletive mobile expletive contract than you do choosing a president. Wait no! Its not like that at all!
You did your research you say!
The guy who is about to win the election, McCain is the right candidate.
No matter that he's an crap fighter jock with poor impulse control.
No matter that he's been mindfucked by an evil enemy in a war prison camp for 3 years.
No matter that he finished at the bottom of his class by his own words.
No matter that he's a lying prick
No matter that he cant use a computer (hello? 21st century?)

If this applicant was shooting for the all important job of uh... say an office clerk, he'd never make it to the interview.
Buy hey, its only the most important job in the world. Thats different!

It matters not.
Because he's white, retarded just like us and god darn gosh! He's certainly better than that Osama Hussain arab communist terrorist!

Only in a retard nation is this a 'Breaking News'

Speaking of retarded nation, Sarah Palin!
According to the actuariar tables there is a 1 in 3 chance that our new President to be, John McCain, a cancer survivor may not make it through his full term of presidency.

This means a woman with an IQ of 83 and who is already on the record saying that 'We may need to go to war with Russia' will have access to the nuclear launch codes.

Please, please how it is possible, that after 8 years of presidency by a man whose performance can most generously be assessed as fucking dismal, what with the global financial crisis and a lost war in Afghanistan and a lost war on terror. How can Americans elect a person that is most likely even more likely to cause an even greater disaster?

There is only one answer; Stupid, Stupid, Stupid people.
Yes, you have a right to an opinion, but if its a stupid opinion, I have a right to call you a fucking retard.

So lets set the bar so high that we can not fail!

Stupid, mean, selfish, greedy, scared little people... who are easily manipulated by smart rich people.

I have enormous respect for the US, though I have to admit I have been gravely disappointed over the last 8 years as the simians have been running the asylum.
If this hallucination team wins, as I expect, its time for a final solution, start gassing the stupid people or maybe open one gigantic big mall with no shops where they will all starve.

Or maybe, the simplest solution would be what is about to transpire.
Select two 'ordinary folk' and give them the nuclear launch codes.
KKTHXBAI!

MCCAIN WINS THE ERECTION PT.2

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 08:23:00 +0000

It is now with some confidence that I can state that the election is going to be won by a 'narrow margin' by McCain. What makes me utter such an outrageuos statement?
There are 4 signs.

1. Obama wants to take from the very rich.

Basically, Obama is saying to the rich, Vote for me so I can take 50% of your income to pay for un-necessary things like healthcare, education and waste it on bridge maintenance.

It is the rich who have the 'jaw dropping arrogance' to choose not to comprehend the plight of they who are born without a silver credit card in their mouth. It is those same rich who happen to 'hang' with the decision makers. 'Maaate, this Obama bloke... he wants to rip me for cool mil. See that you mention in your faux-news memo that he tortures small baby jesuses or something. KK?'
Where the poor in the meanwhile do not even get a chance to make their minds up on the election issues. On the account of being too busy trying to put food in their mouth. Much less 'hang' with those who control the media.

To paraphrase, Obama is going to lose because he just promised the rich and powerful that they will be worse off under his regime.
Not surprisingly, the rich are paying McCain 10 times more to secure the victory of 'their man in Washington'.

2.Caging is in full swing.

Whats 'Caging' you may ask?
Basically, it is the means by which Darth Rowe will ensure that those who vote for Obama will have their votes taken from them.
Particularly perfidious is the mechanism.
Basically, you send a registered letter, clearly marked 'Do not forward' to an address 30 days before the election. Then, if the person does not reply. You dispute the vote as 'invalid' on the grounds that that person does not live under the voteroll address anymore.

Who moves the most? The poor and the young. Obama/Democrat voters.
From the party that claims to support the Army this is particularly hollow as they send the notices to Army Bases, knowing full well the troops are stationed overseas, fighting the wars started by these same chicken-hawks.
Interestingly, Obama has generated six fold greater support than Bush Mk.iii in the armed forces.
[Edit: Here is a good article explaining whats going to happen]

3.He's black.

Sadly, like Australia, the US is a country where Blacks are still treated as second class citizens.

Yes, yes... you are an exception. Some of your best friends are black. Actually, they are kinda remote acquintices. But would you let your daughter marry one?

There are a couple of explanations why Obama, a progressive leader with erudition and vision actually is on par with underperforming McCain who is a carbon copy (albeit somewhat more coherent) of Bush, according to the polls.
a) The old media favours McCain (likely)
b) Obama is black (very likely)
c) All of the above.

Is America ready for a Black President?
Clearly, since the last one was mentally deficient one (if he is to be judged by his extraordinarily spectacular destruction of the United States).

4. Georgia distraction.

The goading of Georgia by the US to foolishly invade Russian Protectorate of South-Ossetia at such a crucial time in the elections is a clear indication that the current regime will do anything in its power to perpetuate the Neo-Con grasp on the throat of the emanciated Lady Liberty in the US.

What is very telling and is a sad indictment of how low the US has sunk in its diplomacy and wisdom is that the McCain rants of a war crazed fanatic, shaking his fist and foaming from his bared fangs is considered (by the old media anyway) to be a 'Foreign affairs experience', whilst the more rational and humane approach by Obama to sort things out like civilised people is considered to be 'weak'.

For fucks sake, you have teh nukes and the most powerful army on the fucking planet.
The US of all people has the most leaway to engage in diplomacy.

Unless of course Eisenhowers warning about the industiral military complex has not been heeded and the US is in the iron grip of neo-con warmachine that benefits from war and human misery.
But then... Eisenhower was a pinko, commie, US and Freedom hating American president.

To hedge my bets a little, there is a small chance Obama will win, in the unlikely event the lords high up on the castle have decided that we have had enough of the war mongers. So far though, I am saddened by the steaming locomotive of McCain inevitable victory and the complicity of the old media.

McCAIN WINS THE ERECTION!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 27 May 2008 04:42:00 +0000

Engineering the truth

'The West has the best democracy money can buy', that assertion can hardly be disputed with a straight face. The elections in the US impact on us all and therefore are of great interest to all people of earth.

The fireworks and circus that surround the ongoing battle between Clinton and Obama are keeping everyone's attention focused away from what is important.
For the record, whilst I have started out backing Clinton because I believe that a woman who rises up to greatness is weighted and measured above and beyond of what a man in her position would be. To put it in other words, for a woman to break the glass ceiling she must strap on rocket boosters to reach for the sky.
As the campaign progressed, I am leaning towards Osama.
Mainly because it would be nice for a change to have an erudite leader of the free world.
If speech is a trait unique human and it is what makes us work well as a group, Obama would inspire us all to greatness.
I am weary of his grevious sins such as not wearing the US flag in the lapel and having a Pastor who believes that the white establishment is rogering the blacks hard. However I am willing to forgive him those plainly disqualifying holes in his otherwise apparently stellar character.
There are ways the desperate wide-eyed Clinton still can still win the nomination but the most probable involve time travel or assassination of Obama.

Sadly, the election that so many anticipate as a liberation of the entire world from the yoke of tyranny and darkness has already been lost.
Bush Mk.III, McCain, he of volatile temper has already been elected the president of United States.
As much as I find it distasteful to quote the man, it was Stalin who is alleged to have said, "Those who cast votes decide nothing, those who count votes decide everything."

This video [15min well worth downloading] of a researcher and a Journalist investigating Karl Rove's accidental release of 500 e-mail messages to GeorgeBush.com (rightwing spankfest) to GeorgeBush.org (a leftwing spankfest) will open your eyes on how the election has been stolen. To summarise:

In the last election 2004, over 3,000,000 votes were declared spoiled, largely by the Republicans.
In some states, Bush margin was as little as 5000 votes with 30,000 votes declared spoiled.
Spoiled votes are largely minorities and likely to vote democrat. A black is 900% more likely to have his vote declared spoiled than a white, a latino 500% and American Indian 2000%. Clearly these are not well off people likely to vote for the GOP.
Many soldiers are denied the right to vote on the grounds that too many live at one address (military base).

Combine this frightening disclosure with the fact that many US states now use black box electronic voting machines that are open to remote tempering. An ATM and a One armed bandit has more controls than a voting machine though the prize is much, much greater.

There is only one conclusion to be drawn as many have asserted that the US as a world power has stopped being a democracy a while ago and has instead gotten very good at management perception of the people.

My prediction for 2008 is McCain 'by a narrow margin', 4 more years of Bushism.

EMERGENCE

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 18 May 2008 13:43:00 +0000

Fixion

Thrown forward into the webbing once again.
This time I hung in the restraints for a few seconds longer. The forward console became down all off the sudden, rushing towards me again to try to merge with me in a firm and final embrace of plasteel and flesh.
The green hue of the chronox implant in my retina was counting down, tiny green worm digits slithering inside my eye, unwinding to zero. Soon, very soon...my breakfast tried to leave my stomach again with another jolt of the deaccelerators. Well, physics of interdemonsional travel are beyond me. I just buy the gear and press the buttons. This current chariot, vehicle of adventure and discovery, a boon to all travellers seeking excitement and glory, the Isospititus KI2, fresh off the lot. The price was only 20 souls, how could I resist?
Bargain, practically free what with all the mischief in the multiverse, souls were a dime a dozen.

There was a loud scream behind me, angels and demons sang together in a cacophonic chorus and a large lithometalic column of machinery flew past my restraint couch missing my skull by milets. I twisted my spine uncomfortably trying to grow eyes on the back of my neck. There was a huge gaping hole where the unit detached in the bulkhead behind me. The de-acceleration jolts were coming together more frequently, massive thrusts as if the craft was a speeding wagon entering patches of thick gooey sponge at high speed. Welcome to Multiverse Aleph-Theoth-21... thats what the console indicated. At least there was stuff here... I rubbed the bruise on my palm. The last emergence was in the precise middle of absolutely nothing. As soon as the dark sense of dread of absolute nothingness crept at the periphery of my awareness, I hit the jump button. A tad too hard, it still hurt... I was a bit rattled by that.
Maybe I should have mapped the jump with greater care, but I just wanted to get out of there... Aleph-Thoth-21 it is, friendly place.
It was embracing me with the desire and strength of a 200 pound psycho-girlfriend.
'I will never let you go baby!', Cruch... I could swear I cracked a rib against the webbing. Somewhere deep inside the craft there was a sound as if a herd of bulls tiptoed rather unsuccessfully though a China and Nitroglicerine emporium.
Suddenlty the air scrubbers begun whining at full speed and the air of the capsule filled with smokey haze.
Not that I particularly cared since at the exact time another jolt came and I was flung towards the homicidal console again. My arms and legs arcing together like a ragdoll. There was bruising, no doubt at all I thought as I finally liberated the breakfast in a slow languid arc of zero gee. I watched as the gravity claimed it in the next break cycle and the vomit turned from a peacock coloured cloud to a rainbow blur raining on the console. Naturally, with the fortitude that has marked my soujourn since the start, the splatter hit the exact middle of the main viewer screen.
Before the screen was obscured by my half digested toast, I saw long streaks of superluminal star streaks coalesing into solid spheres. This one at least was not empty. I shuddered once again at the mercifully brief scar of the last experience.
I should be needing some deep exorcism to drive out those evils eating my mind.

The last jolt was the strongest, the craft entered the newtonian space and as the multiple dimensions wilted off the skin of the ship, like flaking petals off a dying flower, there was an almighty shudder. As if leviathan himself had coughed up not a man but an entire assembly of plasteel and lithometalics and spells woven and bound into the form of a multispacial vessel. Somewhere towards the aft section there was a sound as if the finger of god strummed an impossibly taut string... and broke it.
Entire left section of the console begun to glow crimson and a soothing voice begun to narrate a not so soothing litany of my imminent doom.
'Coolant voided', 'Core collapsing', 'Spatial manifold compromised'...
Ya ya ya... I yelled angrily at the machine voice, slapping down the alarms.

The mulidimensiator glared at me from the centre of the console, its cyclopean blue iris marked with four clovers of standard four dimensional space, gently wafting at me its message of nominality. It was no longer a chaotic dance of lighting energies, multiversal soup of quantum uncertainties. For better or for worse, laws of physics governed once more.

I fell back into the couch with a deep sigh, slapping open the webbing button.
The craft was silent with the finality only a misadventure may bring.
There were systems dying everywhere. Whistle of spinning down gyros, crackle of overheated insulation, muted howls of dying drive demons.

I had a feeling I would be here for a while.

TURD BLOSSOM

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:57:00 +0000

Category: i-economic collapse

"Money Money Money must be funny, in the rich man's world." with those words ABBA has given us a Star Trek grade brain munching ear worm, today that line is more prophetic than ever. Though this time 'funny', is the la-la, white suit with leather restrains pumped full of psychoactive drugs 'funny', funny farm, funny in the head funny.
The 'rich men' have been shown to be no richer than you or me, holding bags of currency that makes monopoly money look attractive as a currency position.

For a very very long time, I was intuitively very weary of the entire western system of economy based on 'confidence'. Belay the notion of gold, thats terrorist and conspiracy nut talk. Belay even the notion of industry output, though some lip service is still paid to this quaint notion that you have to actually make stuff to get paid.

No, its all about confidence. The rich, contrary to my naive notion of wealth are actually not rich. Oh they have expensive cars, expensive houses and expensive trophey wifes. It transpires that the majority of their wealth, the really big money is in the form of loans...
blink
Loans from other rich people...
blink
Who in turn loan money from others...
rich...
people...

As the recent developments are beginning to demonstrate, you really can not fool all of the people all of the time. Sooner or later, someone naive bastard is going to point out that not only the emperor has no clothes, but his treasury is filled with genuine, gold gilded turds pushed as currency.

Is there any better indicator that the public has been artfully perception managed for at least the last 30 years?
The carefully stage managed notion that everything is just dandy.
The Titanic has not only sunk while we were re-arranging chairs on the deck, the Titanic is actually a paper boat that has kept afloat for no other reason than the combined delusional will of the passengers.

So what have we learned from this?
For one, those courageous enough to lift the carefully placed OZesque 'dont look under that curtain Dorothy!' are receiving some interesting insights into how the entire sordid sausage machine of economy works.

1. Banks make money out of thin air, for every dollar you deposit, they manufacture 9 to 25 to infinity dollars that they loan. Money that does not exist, ever. Money that when the loan is re-paid... will disappear.

2. Banks loan that pretend money to other organisations who then 'invest' it and make more pretend money with it. But this is now 'real' (not that the financiers call it that) money as its generated from solid financial products. This practice when executed by non-government authorised bodies is often called money-laundering and is criminal.

3. Solid financial products. To base an entire economy on the notion of financial product is an artful and brazen act of Chutzpa, and I do use the word advisedly. Very advisedly. For example, to package loan obligations, as in sub-prime house loans into a product that you then sell to other entities not only takes balls of steel. It takes balls of hardened titanium. Here kinds sirs, this parrot is not only dead, it will lay golden eggs for you.

4. We already are having the 'fix it' war. Historically when shit sandwich hit the fan in the past we went to war. The taxpaying herds were corralled into some patriot bullshit to get torn to pieces and mindfuck rape one another. This was always good for economy because the elites would make mountains of money and the taxpaying herds would forget about the real sources of their discontent...watch the hand! Watch the hand!

5. The US currency, for quite a while has been the standard. Instead of gold, other countries have bought US bills to hold in their vaults. This was good for the US. An equivalent of going shopping, getting all the stuff you want, knowing your cheques will never be cashed.

The entire house of cards is beginning to unravel.
This is why the US President, keeps saying 'All is well'.
We can not afford everyone to decide to back the paper funny money with solid stuff.
There simply is not enough of 'real' wealth out there to cover all the riches.

The confidence trick is being revealed to the taxpaying herds.
The elites knew about the sham for quite a while, you can be certain they are financially diversified enough to afford thugs to guard the walls of the estates when the hungry mobs show up on the doorstep of the mansions.

Unless the global financial cabal decides that is more profitable to sustain the status quo with more wars and more money printing, we are in for a 'corrective movement' that will make the great crash look like the crunch of a squirrel under the tire of the truck of reality bearing down the highway of common sense.
Expect gold to go stratospheric as people scramble to convert monopoly money into something that will get you a seat on the last plane out of the city.

Ultimately this entire cluster fuck is the result of losing touch.
If you repeat to yourself for long enough that the sun shines out of your arse, even you will start believing that the entire world revolves around you.

A cute fuzzy yellow duckling being crunched by a croc elicits sighs oh what a tragedy from us. The world does not play favourites or play fair.

Reason is the only way to re-connect the gods great design with the rigour of human mind ascribing the universe. Reason, not deranged babbling of confidence trixters selling us all figmentary bridges on the idiot box.
Where are you Freemasons!

The reality does indeed have liberal bias, and its about to give us a solid whack on the head with the rolled up exposition of the three rules of thermodynamics.

PRESENT TENSE ON THE OTHER SIDE

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:58:00 +0000

The Bard would have had another beer.

William Gibson, he the smith who had wrought the word 'Cyberspace', visionary-cultural luddite-cyberpunk-digerati with a typing machine once said; "The future is now, it's just that it is unevenly distributed."

I am surrounded by panoramic display devices, bathing in the glow of excited sands.
The old school writer would say something along the lines of "The eerie glow of fluorecent green phosphorus eminating from the cathode ray tubes gave him sickly green glow of the undead.". Kinda quaint, Buck Rogers,Flash Gordon gay 1950's quaint.
Whether be it smart dust, retinal beam projection, 3D holo display, whatever... anything you can dream of will be old.

Nothing on earth ages quicker than the fertile inventions of a science fiction writer.
Not the latest seasons outrageous continental fashion.
Not the love of the night before after the day of a big party in the unforgiving sober light of the day.
Not a butterfly child turning into a grub adult.
It is true, nothing ages quicker.

In this glow I am given to reflect, as I listen to a highly compressed music track, the track alone a physical imposibility to create not so long ago, remember Hammond Organ? The words and thoughts of others are at my fingertips to recall from the furthest reaches of the globe.

A Magnate of wisdom, a Sultan of letters, an asymptotic Count of zero to infinity.
If knowledge is power then chain me with the finality of gravity, time and magic for only such bondage will restrain me.
If I were to open my mouth a roar would issue that would silence a hurricane.
If I were to gaze upon the barren ground, earth will convulse, writhe in extasy and birth fresh fruit, fragrant flowers and exotic wood.
Were I to lift a limb to toil, mountains would raise and valleys will crevace the land, winds of change will catalise the masses of folk to awaken from slumber.
In short, I, You, We, we have access to information that would make the library of Alexandia look like the corner news-stand (How long will that analogy hold cnn.com?).

To put it in the words of today, I fucking dig teh internets.

LARGE EGGS

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:44:00 +0000

Yes, another post about politics

Just as I was making a Black Truffle Soufflé, sipping a glass of fine Pinot Noir a thought occurred to me. An increasingly rarer event.
The eggs were particularly small. Checked the box. Labeled as large.
Then enlightment... deceived by the industrio-military complex again!
The egg carton was marked; 'Eggs - Large, XLarge, Jumbo'
Following that new size table, say applied to penises, would have to add another category to describe my suddenly massive organ due to this insta-enlightement; 'Xtremely gargantuan, Hazardous to health, only handle with extreme care'.
Oh in case I need to further explain (unlikely) to my few readers;
Newspeak->English
Large=Small
Xlarge=Medium
Jumbo=Large
Whoa! How many other things does the marketing media spin for us!?
No one would buy Small eggs... but Large? Sure! Tax me more and lets bomb another country!

Well, for one...WTF is happening to the undersea internets cables?
Fourth cable cut in the space of the week?
As one of James Bond villains is alleged to have said.
'Once is accident, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action.'

< tinfoilhat>
Invasions these days are preceeded by attacks on infrastructure.
Witness the US invasion of Iraq where electricity,communications and water facilities were bombed for the main purpose of assigning multibillion dollar uncontested contracts to US companies and coincidentally making life hell for the locals.
Maybe thats one of the reasons they did not greet us with flowers. Sitting for a couple of weeks in darkness with no toilet would make you a wee bit cranky.
Anyway...
There were allegedly two good reasons to go into Iraq for.

1) Iraq was developing its own space program. For a dictator like Hussain, with a dream to unite all of Arabs under his iron grip and a common Caliphate, a satellite would give him incredible respect. The technology was a revolutionary artillery piece called 'The Doomsday gun' by the western industro-military machine owned media designed to launch satellites
Devised by Gerard Bull a scientist assassinated in mysterious circumstances *cough*mossad*cough*, the launch system would reduce the cost of launches from $Crazy to affordable. A story reported in the Australian, not just Barbados free press.

2) Iraq started trading their oil in Euros, every other little good pet Arab nation traded in Petrodollars.

The above are a matter of public record, albeit grossly under-reported (Censored) by the majority of western media.

With Iran pointed to as far back as 2004 as being the next target in expanding ~~hegemony~~ err...democracy, the following two events are noteworthy:

1) Iran starts a space program.

2) Iran is about to start trading oil in Euros in February by opening Oil Bourse.

Both key trigger events for the destruction of the Iraqi regime.
With the cry wolf WMD not holding any water, we are just waiting for a pretext to go to war with Iran.
With the war in Afganistan going badly, the best solution in Iraq being 'how well we can lose in the long term.' a normal person would think starting another war would be insane.
Just as well normal people are not in power.
War is good for business, happens far away from your shores and gives you a huge hardon

This is why, the 'coincidence' of a fourth undersea cable being cut makes me wanna buy a couple sacks of flour and a can of oil. See? Good for business.
Lets go and bomb some brown people, I might get another contract of employment out of it!

Now, would you like your large eggs scrambled?

THE MONKEYWRENCH

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 22:56:00 +0000

Buy one now, avoid the xmas rush.

A truly universal tool, the monkey wrench is a welcome addition to anyone's toolbox. Whether to bash nails in, to throw it into the machinery, to use it as an ersatz weapon or in the extreme case, maybe even use it for its intended purpose, to screw and unscrew things.

I have recently been doing a stocktake of my toolbox. Trying to get in early before the new-year-resolution rush. Rummaging trough the various handy appliances I have found the sarcasm bolter, the irony clamps and the every handy negativazer dispenser. Handy though those tools are, the great inventions that I always wanted to build, namely the transdimensional portal projector, the icycle trimming machine, the CD gun and guard dog robot remain unmade. In short, I do not like the tools I am using, because as we all know, all failed tradesmen blame their tools. My tools are clearly inadequate to allow me to reach glory and public recognition that I so deeply deserve.

Having come across this (25 killer actions to boost your self-confidence) earnest post it restated some of the handy basic advice that is going to make any aspiring consumer fit in better into the industro-military consumer complex. Good advice, good advice indeed.

I have also started a commercial endevour that is likely to cause me a lot of sleepless nights and ruin me mentally and financially after a long futile effort.
Wait... wait... Rule No.5
I have also started a commercial endevour that is likely to cause me great deal of personal satisfaction and bring me a comfortable income with little effort.

And on this note... its worth remembering that 'The map is not the territory'.
But that is another posting entirely.

ERECTIONS AND WET SPOTS.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:38:00 +0000

Or how to combat erectile dis-function with high office position

Like many others here in Australia we were all sitting on the edge of our seats with white knuckles waiting for the entrenched Liberal (Liberal as in abusing the little guy, not Liberal as in freedom of expression) government to be unseated.

The Liberals have been entrenched as the governing party for years.
Something like 29 terms. There are generations of old people who remember Sir Donald Caruthers-Smithe as the last Labour leader holding office circa 1803. For this reason, the news of Liberals losing the erection was welcome with whooping and cheering in all the households with TV screens smaller than a small tennis court and property values below 5 million dollars. Naturally I exaggerate somewhat as it behooves my flowery style. There are some people who truly believe that Liberals have the right vision for Australia.
Though given that Liberal ex-leader Mr.Howard and and his anointed successor Costello (the man, not the cheese, easy mistake to make, both are on the nose) meteoric departure from power is an emphatic statement that the vision has proven to be a hallucination. Nay, not a hallucination, more of a drug induced, wet bedsheets, turning and tossing, half asleep nightmare.

Like many others we all expected Howard to pull a 20 feet radio dish out of his sphincter and snatch the election from the grasp of the defeat.
The entire liberal campaign was like watching a train wreck in slow motion.
In hindsight, I think it was lost when Howard announced on TV that he will resign if he is elected.
One more indication that Howard was removed from the real world not ever having a proper job in his life. The three principles of securing employment being:
1) Your employer expecting you to know how to do the job
2) You Staying in the job
3) Not making waves

The liberal campaign boiled down to these points.
a) Keep the old team in because its too dangerous to let people with no experience into government.
b) Don't mention the War!
c) Don't mention the climate change.
d) Booga booga Unions booga booga Unions Scary big teeth will eat you up booga booga!
e) Throwing large amounts of bribes at demographics identified by pollsters as likely to still vote liberals (Oldies - because they are too fogey to think clearly and wasnt Menzies Liberal?, and middle class families - maybe the'll forgive us for Workchoices and interest rates if we give them money now)

The 20 foot dish never emerged to everyones surprise. Another indication that great men lose not because they made mistakes but because they keep doing things the way it always worked. John Howard, the man who started his career as "Lazarus with Triple Bypass" clearly run out of medical procedures to keep his artifically animated ideological cadaver alive. Like the Mary Shelly's monster, its stumbled and staggered through the rapidly drying hot landscape groaning 'Eko-no-mee' squashing the peasants under its feet. Little wonder that the peasants rebelled and the pike and torches bearing crowd unseated the monster bereft of ideas.
When the monster was born, environmentalists were routinely and laughingly called 'tree hugging hippies' and 'ferals' and Unions still held some power in the workplace, resented by many. Howard, for all his political astuteness probably wondered why his great ideas failed. Ultimately, the reason for his unseating is that like many old men, he failed to adapt. He lived in a world that was only true in his head and sadly for him, the hordes of the sycophants surrounding him had no balls to point out to the emperor that he is wearing no clothes.

A few noteworthy episodes of the elections:
Poll rigging.
A few days before the elections, media polls predicted a 'close election'.
Ex-Labour numbers man Graham Richardson is on the record in saying that it will be a Labour landslide by 20 seats. So, unless Richardson uses the black arts of magic or the well resourced media is incompetent the media was trying to sway the outcome (one way or the other).

Who owns the government?
Through the pre-erection foreplay the media was flooded with negative advertising (paid by you and me) from the Liberal party that most of the Labour candidates had Trade Union background. Emphatically absent from the Labour advertising were the counter commercials stating that most of the Liberal candidates were either Lawyers, Corporate lackeys, Upper class prats or any combination of the three.
The absence can be explained by the choice of Labour not to run negative campaigning but also it is not a surprise prediction that Kevin Rudd will be on his knees in front of our blessed corporate masters with his lips firmly sealed around the life giving knob of the 'economic pump' as soon as he changes the curtains and the toilet seat in Kirribilli house.

Curious Absence of Mr.Wulf from the ballot paper
The absence of Mr.Wulfs wildly popular 'Dont just keep the bastards honest, hang and quarter them, you will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes, yes you, Im talking to you you fucking noobcake!' party from the ballot paper is another evidence of how the industrio-military complex has subverted the so called free elections.

Chinese rigged the elections
Something for my Liberal voting friends (I know who you are!) to let you sleep better at night. Liberals lost the election not because of wildly incompetent, stale and arrogant style of Mr.Howard but because of the Red Chinese Conspiracy. The CIA is on the record of overthrowing governments when it suited the US Interests Why would the Chinese, a government with uh... about 2000 year start on everyone else in the field of diplomacy sit idly on their hands when they meet Kev who then proceeds to conduct the ENTIRE MEETING in Mandarin Chinese. Clearly, Kev is their man over the stodgy fuddy daddy who never held an honest job in his life, much less drunk and partied wildly with his chinese mates in a diplomatic posting in Bejing (or Bee-eee-jii-n-g as it is pronounced now).

And on the note of CIA influencing our government... Given that CIA has its hands full in other areas of the world. Notably trying to screw the Europeans and Chinese much less the profitable adventures in Asia the Australian desk is presently staffed by Bob 'One eye' who is just waiting for retirement and Sal the tea lady who is using one of the empty desks. No other explanation is possible allowing their last ally to depart thus making the 'coalition of the willing' a running joke since 3/4 of Americans don't want to be in Iraq either.

However, it was notable that Dr.Brendan Nelson has become an unlikely leader of the Liberals in opposition. A man who has ingratiated himself to the US Military complex by pissing away 7 billion dollars on useless aircraft against all the advice he was getting, in the process making Australia as capable of defending its airspace as the Republic of Upper Volta and Uganda.

I am hopeful though, he has shown himself to be an arrogant prat, calling all Australians dickheads in his first speech. On the topic of withdrawal from Iraq he said "governments do what is popular but sometimes you need to do what is right.".
Thus perpetuating the long overthrown myth that Iraq was a moral and right thing to do.

GG Brendan! Way to show that Liberals still don't get it, even under the new... uh...for the lack of better word...leadership.

UNDERWEAR THAT KILLED OUR FREEDOM

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 09:47:00 +0000

CATEGORY: Un-fusc-ing-belivable

As if the latest orgy of tazering people is not convincing enough that not only have the terrorists have won, but somewhere along the line we have become the enemy to ourselves, I have come across this amazing piece of evidence to support this claim.

The following sounds like something the Chaser's comedy team would dream up, only its more crazy than driving a comedy convoy through 'security barricades'. Coincidentally, I feel so much better that we have spent 200+ million on a little pre-election Howard extravaganza only to discover that the security was as flimsy as the very premise to set it up.

UNDERWEAR! TEH UNDERWEAR IS TEH TERRORZ! ZOMG!!!
As the internet savvy would bespeak.
Apparently the lawyers in Guantanamo have been accused by the military of smuggling in fashionable underwear into the concentration camp. Read the response letter and weep.
Now, personally I have no doubt that the JAG Navy dude is a fine upstanding lawyer of the square jaw and sharp intellect that makes his TV series namesake look like a banana bending rabid monkey (ie. The RL guy is a real cool dude). But to accuse the lawyers of smuggling in underpants? No excuse me, I shall have to use appropriately emphatic language here to underscore my disbelief... WHAT FUCKING DIMWIT RETARD EVEN CONSIDERED THIS A FUCKING GOOD USE OF FUCKING TAXPAYERS MONEY, ENERGY AND AIR?

Let us consider for a moment that these people, scummy smelly towelheads that they are, are innocent. Innocent until proven guilty. Not even in the Kangaroo court of (guaff) 'military commishion' have these 'terrorists' have been found guilty. The fact that 'we' are punishing these 'terrorists' by denying them fashionable underwear means that if they have not been terrorists before they were put into the concentration camp they will most certainly be terrorists if they ever are released. Denied underpants, they most certainly go commando, imagine their uncircumcised arabic dicks, flopping in their orange prison fatigues for 5 years. Building tone, suppleness and girth! Ooooh... such a beast when released could... poke someones eye out at the very least. I say, give them fashionable underwear now! Cage those fidel penises before it is too late! All the time we have been fearing the wrong thing! It is not bacteriological, nuclear or chemical weapons. The biggest threat was always and shall remain, fashionably clad arab cocks. For as long as they wear unfashionable underwear, the free world can sleep safe.

Seriously, the Psyops guys have been sampling too much of the stuff added to the water supply or the world has well and truly gone mad.

UNDERPANTS!!!!

FUCKING... UNDERPANTS!

MY VISA ATE YOUR KARMA

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 22:38:00 +0000

Category: Conspiracy, Erections, Nookular weapons

Thus I am here, inflicting my wit, such as it is, on the worlds automated blogg trawlers The Australian Index. Eyeballs! My kingdom for an eyeball! Said the blogger with the audience of 1.5 statistical viewers per week (judging by the flood of comments). A cry of a diarist desperate for page views.

For Allah will be done, at least I'll get some underpaid homeland defence 'intelligence analyst' reading this when it pops up on his intranet flagged as 'low threat rating, visual confirmation required, tick yes/no for further monitoring [Y/N]'. For the love of Allah please tick YES! I need every eyeball I can get, even if its automated NSA trawler. So without further ado, here is my honejar to the internets black ants . Osama sat in Bush, hiding from the Corrupt Western Democracies wanting to blow him up, set him up a bomb you see. Plans for nuclear (nookular) and bacteriological (poor personal hygene) and chemical (soap was a wee bit caustic) weapons clearly evident in his Allah dictated planet-wide consipracy of fundamentalist neo-conservative israeli counterintelligence underground splinter group, constituting a clear and present danger to the western world. Attack on utilities and financial infrastructure is possible as forecast by the prophets of doom, the internal security apparatus.

There, that should set off a couple of flags in the automation.
Quick, while I have the eyeballs!
I am supposed to be writing about what I know, but fuck me, who is going to read about Level 70 hunter in the World of Warcraft, Project Management or Sex? So, I will just make it up, with a bottle of whisky (Hey it worked for Hemmingway) and a studiously curled upper lip designed to show my irreverent distain for the world at large, I assume my infrequent role as a diarist of teh internets google machine!

'Diarist', a term I have recently heard on my favourite comedy channel, the Faux News. Spat out with barely held back vitrol by a conservative (as if it needs to be said) talk back radio jock. It cracked my face in a wide grin (still hurts, not doing that again for a while!). A term meant derisively as the old media is panicking as the millions of viewer eyeballs are slipping through its talons. No more corporate sponsored one-speak mind meld. The corporate boardrooms are shaking.
So 'Diarist' it is, a term I shall wear proudly on my chest, just next to the one that labels me as 'A free speech fundamentalist' (Thanks Dick!).
Corporate media, you suck so bad, your brown stain on the human history will be wiped clean by the pages of diaries!

Mahamed Hanief, visa decision is due today, interesting to see its outcome.
Seeing as the government has its balls up against the wall on this one I would be betting for a 'granted' verdict. However given how this government is more and more desperate to win the upcoming erection. In the words of opposition; 'A poll driven government' (as in what government is not WTF?), given that 66.6% of those polled on cable TV say he does not deserve a visa, I predict a 'not granted' decision.
Was it Goebbels that said 'Never overestimated the intelligence of the people', or words to that effect.
What happened to 'innocent until proven guilty?', even with the wide ranging terrorist laws aka 'He looks funny, therefore he must think funny' where the burden of proof is next to none as evidenced by the keystone evidence against the evildoer doctor (His brother told him to get out of the country).
Fuck me! If my distant cousin just blew up an airport and I was an Arab I'd be on the first plane out of the country to save myself 2 weeks in jail just for looking different. Sorry, not jail, 'Cooperating with the authorities with their enquries'.

Ah it makes me feel safer already tho.

Second, CONSPIRACY THEORY ALERT!!!
Ok, you know how the government is getting desperate?
CIA is involved! (They stole my Porche too the bastards!).
Having successfully neutered the Democratic party in Australia, CIA is now attempting to assist the incumbent government in winning the erection.
Why?
a) CIA has a record of interfering in other nations affairs to secure interests of US.
b) Kevin Rudd wants to pull out of the clusterfuck that Iraq has become.
QED: It is not in the US interest for Kevin Rudd to win the erection.

How? The Opposition leader Kevin Rudd, who is riding on a wave of popularity to an erection tsunami victory is Mr.Goody goody two shoes. Christian wholesome as they come. You can bet he tortures small animals for pleasure, no one but the most vile animal puts up such a convincing front as does this devious bastard.
Hence the scrutiny CIA has put Rudd under to help Howard pull out his Tampon out at the erection. Sorry, Tampa.
Using its well documented links to the US underground that runs, amongst other things such enterprises as lemonade stands, state government elections, old folks homes, trade unions, family fun days and you guessed it, strip clubs.
The mind boggles just exactly how, anyone would remember who went where, four years ago, unless the mob run strip joint keeps a record of all the faces coming in.
Who knows for what handy purpose such a record might be used.
Especially in the US, where all the politicians are all virgins until they marry, rarely drink and where upon becoming married to their highschool sweetheart they proceed to have missionary sex with their spouse only for the purpose of procreation.
Unless of course they are good at hiding bodies of their young lovers..

If Kevin Rudd was an American politician, such a disclosure would mean instant political death, or at least significant drop in polls. A measure of how horribly under-resourced the Australian desk is in the CIA, is that such a disclosure was throught to have a negative effect on the Australian voting public.
In the country where the national anthem is 'The pub with no beer', and yelling at scantly clad women to 'show us yer tits!', is thought to be a harmless, if juvenile behaviour any politician that is show to indulge in an occasional T&A in a drunken night on the town with the boys is only going to be met with a resounding;
'ON YA KEV!!!' (accompanied with a double thumbs up and a big grin) from the voting public.
In a brilliant stroke of acknowledgement of this state of affairs, Kevin Rudd's defence is 'I was too drunk to remember'. The man is a genius! Seriously.

So here is a tip for the Right Honourable Mr. Howard for the erection night.
If he wants to pull another Tampa out of an orifice, the night before the erection, arrange to be 'discovered' in a whorehouse, dressed in the Crocodile Man Khaki Safari Suit, riding a Koala suit wearing prostitute yelling and whooping 'Yeah baby, yeah! Take this Australian People!' (Well maybe skip the second sentence) in a drunken stupor twirling a bloodied tampon above his head.
Guaranteed.
100%
Vote winner.

But I am sure, come the election night, we will see something more spectacular than the above. If Howard has shown us anything before, it is that he can never, ever be Underestimated.

SPOT THE GUY WHO DIDNT GO TO WAR

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 01:02:00 +0000

Category: It would be funny if it was not true.

Recently I was struck by a photo from the Times of India... can you tell the guy who skipped another war?.

G.W.Bush a documented deserter, runs with the Iraq war veterans.
Actually it is quite surprising to see the Vets are seen in his company given that very recently they have brought a law suit against the Bush administration over "Shameful failures" in care for returned Vets.

Anyway a picture speaks volumes, the grim faced vets and the Deciderer who has a record of abandoning his soldiers whilst making the noises to the contrary.

Apparently, as reported by Intelligence insider, Bush believes that he is "..Certain that history will eventually recognize and properly appreciate his courageous and visionary leadership".

Truly, If you were to make this stuff up, people would not believe you!

We report, you decide.

FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE MOBILE PHONE USERS

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:26:00 +0000

Category: New world peace, security, personaly I welcome our new overlords

One of the great joys of living in a secure country where we are being protected from the terrorists, ourselves and those pesky throwbacks to the luxurious things of the hippy hippy 60's such as human rights and civil liberties is the fact that the law will always look after the ordinary people.

This is true. No matter how long the whiny pinkos protest about civil liberites lost in the war on surprise attacks, ultimately we are assured that 'If you have not done anything wrong, you have nothing to fear.'
With the determination of what it is that you have done wrong being with some shadowy character hidden in the dungeon of the royal palace and the proof against you being secret in the name of national security.
I am happy to accept this advance in civil liberties.
Such great avatars of justice like O'Rylie from the Faux News network always claim that the courts only exist to keep the crims free. I was ready to believe this.

Until that is, I have found that I am the owner of a terrorist device.
Do not spread it around, but I am in the possession of a mobile phone Sim card.
Apparently an indictable offence that in Australia can land you in jail for 2 weeks, followed by a lengthy stay in a luxurious residential hotel concentration camp for illegal migrants.

The wonderful self serving policies of government's past that had destroyed the Australian Health System, to the degree that we now have to steal third world doctors to maintain the degrading standards of health care in Australia have cought up with us. The chickens have come to roost if you will.
We are now employing terrorists in the public health care facilities.
I am willing to bet, had the government investigated, they would find more than just Mohamed Haneef owning a Sim card, I am willing to bet all of the doctors are filthy terrorists owning one of those democracy destroying devices.

But of course, I am exaggerating.
The man has been labeled terrorist because he is coloured and has a name of Mohamed. Thats practically a Taliban there. Just add black turban and AK57.
NAY! I can hear you scream in mock disgust! There was evidence to charge the man with 'Reckless support of terrorism'.

His SIM card was found in the unexploded car bomb...
Only this was later to be found to have not been the case, the SIM card being found in the flat of the terrorist.
Seriously, sit down and think for a nanosecond. Would a terrorist who is about to 'support' terror use his own SIM car when its trivial to fake one?
More likely the man, leaving for Australia gave the SIM card to his cousin when he was about to leave for Australia saying;
'Here Habib, by Allah, use my old SIM to make a car bomb while I go practice medicine in Australia.'
Where as a white man leaving for a foreign shore would say.
'Here Harry old chap, use my old SIM, it still got some credit on it while I go practice medicine in Australia.'
Can not trust those filthy ethnics I tell you.

Naturally, the investigation process was exacting and diligent.
At one stage the Police has presented their own list of terrorist names to Dr.Haneef under the impression that it was a list written by the doctor.

There was too the matter of the police publicly denying the rumour that there were photos of 'Prominent Gold Coast buildings' found in his possession and that they were not investigating alleged plot by Dr.Haneef to attack those buildings.

As I sit here now typing these words acrid smoke of old holiday snapshots and my old SIM cards drifts through the window as I burn those terrorist implements in my back yard. With judicial and judicious system that makes Keystone Kops look like Scotland Yard compared to this fiasco one can not be too careful.

The prediction is that Dr.Haneef is going to be deported to remove the smelly brown stain on the face of Australian government before the upcoming election.

This case is exactly the reason giving credibility to the claims of the pinko whiny left civil libertarians. Claims that the new terror laws can remove the onus of 'innocent until proven guilty', incarcerate innocent people and further bring us to the fuzzy border of a totalitarian police state, albeit with entertaining TV and well stocked Supermarket shelves to prevent the frog from realising its being cooked alive and hopping out of the slowly boiling water.

All I can say is for the A$20 billion dollars spent since 2002 on counter-terrorism this case is an insult to the Australian Nation. If the best we can do, after creating a massive, overblown, overpaid, civil liberties squashing beast wound up and ready to pounce at the threat to our nation, only to spring onto a poor innocent bastard going to see his sisters new born baby whose cousin is a Terrorist. The current Government, its executive branch should fall on its sharpened stick in shame.

This case has prove a few things:

That the Australian Government is still subservient to the Fatherland, when the Crown says 'JUMP' Australia rubs its head from hitting the ceiling.
That the so called 'Stringent and just anti-terror laws' are in fact a one sided collection of violation of civil liberties designed to make the Police's work easier. Aka. 'Only in the police state is the work of the Police easy'.
That the net will be cast as far and wide and even the most tenious, undocumented claims will be used to bring anyone even remotely suspect into jails for interrogation. Aka. 'The witch has drowned, therefore she was clearly innocent'
That 'Guilt by association' is alive and well.
That the public dollar spent on 'protecting the public' is in fact squandered and the public is in fact much less secure than before this war on surprise attacks.
That standards of proof are readily suspended to demonstrate that the money spent on anti-terror is in fact well spent.

It remains to be seen, once the dust have settled to charge that;
That there is no accountability at all for destroying one mans life, frightening the population and burning mountains on money on a wild goose chase.

Personally I am betting that no heads will roll and if they do they will be low level apparatchiks.

But I will leave this tirade with the paraphrised words of one of our glorious leaders who said words to the effect; 'If we don't do this (prosecute on the smell of an oil rag), I will be hauled over the coals if something happens.'

So there you have it;
a) We don't give a fuck about civil rights.
b) I only give a fuck about my own career.

P.S.: Props to the opposition (Labour) who stood up early in the piece and applauded the government for its glorious success. Once again only the 'fringe' parties show that only they can be trusted with the freedom of the people.

WITTY CLICHE IN LIEU OF A TOPIC.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:33:00 +0000

Category: It lives!

The rumours of my untimely demise have been greatly exaggerated. However, speaking mathematically, taking in the statistical distribution of the duration of the life of the universe vs the span of advanced (and I do use that word very losely) human civilisation generally and the lifetime of a human being, or more specifically, yours trully, the fact that there are ANY signs of life at all is trully wonderous.

To put it in other words, it's bloody amazing there is a post from Mr.Wulf at all. Hell, its bloody amazing there is Mr.Wulf! I have had posted a gargantual entry a while back. Making numerous references to major deities and my dear friends (in some cases one and the same). A post of epic scale and proportion, eclipsing the Homers Illiad, Entire body of work of the Bard and more artful than the Sistine chapel ceiling (god bless Italians /wave@T.). I am being entirely too modest when I say, the blogg entry had the all the best features of Mr.Wulf postings on SiN boards in full swing and ineberation and the contents, when deciphered by scholars would have had profound influence on the future development of human kind specifically and sentient throught in general. This is my recollection of the content in the alcohol induced haze, however having had to close one eye to see the screen had caused me to make the post dissapear and thus the humanity will be all the poorer for this great loss. /sob

All in all, this blogg is not stale... merely very, very chewy.

I shall dispense with the traditional wit-lessisisms and rather concentrate on some solid facts.As it behoves me having made a post out of the blue.First, let me mention my very, very dear friend [Alt]143. She keeps bugging me to be mentioned in my blogg.So there [ALT]143, stop bugging me, you are now officially mentioned. In four sentences no less, thats three more sentences than I usually reserve for the rest of my good friends which is a fair indication of [Alt]143's coolness.

Second, naked greedy myopic authoritarian bastards suck and will be the first to go up against the wall when the revolution comes. More on that, in future posts

Third, I have managed to con some poor bastards into using their corporate connection for internet surfing during business hours. When I don't read digg.com, 'Hey! It's work related, now stop bugging me and fill out the cover sheet for the TPS report ok?' I am changing the course of human civilisation for the better. At least that is my rationale for getting my (not inconsiderable) arse out of the bed every morning and goingto work. In short, I am writing some stuff for the future, based on some stuff I did in the past whilst reading a lot of crap other people have written. I think it's called being a 'Knowledge worker', I call it 'An indoor job with no heavy lifting'. A damn site better that what the Australian government job search (pardon me while I spit my coffe out in a messy and exaggerated gesture of poorly enacted myrth) found for me, that is, pouring toxic household chemicals from large containers into smaller plastic containers. No, the fumes have not affected me for I would rather ambush joggers in the park and drink their blood, rather than take a crap job to survive. Not that I am too proud, its just that if I am going to be humiliated by a high school dropouts whilst getting paid starvation wage and simultaneously doing irreperable damage to my body, I'd rather do something newsworthy. I also ripped off wings of flies whenI was a child! Now what do you make of that secret world government psychology profiler! Eh! Eh!

Im kidding about the flies's, I am not that evil...I actually used energy-beam weapons to burn the evil bastards in the name of corprate profits and Christianity - Thus making it my free ticked to eternal paradise, sans the 72 virgins (MAN! Did the Christians get the short end of the kebab!).
Perhaps I should trail off into irreverence here before my file gets upgraded from 'Harmless' to 'Mostly harmless'.

Fifth, I am thinking that senility is actually a good thing since you are stopping to worry about things like 'Why the fuck does the evil triumph over good, and is evil necessary for without evil there can not be good. And why does this matter if the universe has no moral judgement values! Apage relativismus!Instead one begins one's day with 'Oh hey! A new pain, I hope THIS one is not going to kill me, like all the others.'The whole arc of human life experience thing.

Sixth, you are correct, there was no point four, bonus points for being observant you analy retentive bastard! Its people like you that invented concentration camps! Relax a little you facist compulsive obsesive for fucks sake! /stab.

By this point I both duly and dully conclude that if you are still reading you are either drunk or a great fan of my works (puts fist to right cheek, extends thumb and small finger from the fist) and thus I shall spare you further pain and suffering, leaving that for the next infrequent installment of my wit. Which at this rate, is scheduled at some time around July... 2009.

Party on, and be excellent to each other.

P.S. I have just found that I can only edit this post in Internet Explorer, a further conclusive proof that Gill Bates is actualy working in concert with the Bilderbergs and the Templars in a personal vendetta to drive me FURTHER into insanity. DUH! Triggered some Echelon semantic forest flagfalls with that one... DUH DUH! Did it again!

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FREEDOM HATING LATTE DRINKING HIPPY

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:44:00 +0000

Category: Right way or no way!

< Hums to self Deutchland, Deuchland uber alles >.

Facist pig dog scum.
Freedom hating academics. If only my government would allow us to own an automatic weapon, I have absolutely no doubt that the right thinking induhviduals would arise and smite down these lunatics. They have absolutely no idea what is right and whats is wrong. If you respekt your leaders, you don't read too much, you are seeing things right. Ey?
But I digress.

An ignorant piece of excreta, one Floyd Rudmin a Professor of Social & Community Psychology at the University of Tromsø in Norway wrote a paper on the sikrit communications intercept program in the US.
Using maths to prove that the government is in fact using the program to listen in on its citizens and not 'the terrorists'.
Something about Xlotto. Well my wifes, daughter's nices to whom my uncle is married won Xlotto once so that proves how smart he is! I bet my bullpit is smarter then him.

Maths, Bah! What does he know. Next, fairies like him will try to claim that maths can be used to get the man to the moon, or create a n00kular bomb or calculate the stresses of the hull of a submarine. Language of the universe my arse!
The only thing math can prove is that people who use math are freedom hating terrorist lovers. Math should be banned and jihadis like this Rudmin fellow should be shot. For gods sake this ignorant prick is not even white! He's norwegian. Muslim, coloured heathen. After we are done bringing democracy and Christiandom to Iraq, Iran, Syria, North Korea, Sudan, Cuba and the US I recon we ought to go to North Africa and sort out these Norwegians, Libians and Pakistanis!
Who does he think he is? If it was not for the allies during WWII the ingrates would still be grunting the porky pork as the hun jizzed over their entire desert covered country. Bastards!

Just as well Howard (whos a limp wristed guttless pussy hisself, don't get me started on him, we ought to be bombing the shit out of the Norwegians in Lesbonon RIGHT FUCKING NOW!) made univercitiez so expensive only the right people can go there and get teh eduhcation. We are not likely going to see any more norwegian terrorists if you have to pay $200,000 to learn to read. Lucky ey?

The point is, the academics are a threat to freedom and Democracy.
The sooner we shoot these parasites the better off we will be.
That Pol Pot fellow had it right, even though he was a slanty eyed yellow dwarf bastard.

MOST FIRVOLOUS USE OF TECHNOLOGY - EVER.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 13:44:00 +0000

Category: Science fact!

I do believe I have reached a certain height of technology induced lazines that is hard to beat. If this feat has been beat, I would like to hear of it.
It is extraordinary for the use of technology infrastracture for the least possible reason and utilty. Is it looking for aliens in the contents of a duck's stomach? Certainly, less useful to the human race than blowing 1 billion U$ dollars a week on a war nobody needs (hey, this is Wulf's blogg, you didnt think we'd miss at least one reference to that BS).

I have misplaced my mobile phone. Albeit, only by the means of the thing falling off my desk in the darkened room. What was my ingenious solution to this quandry?
Get up and switch on the light? Nay, too physical.
Reach over to the left and pick up the desklight and cast some illumination on the floor. Nay! Too obvious!

Why not use the multimilion dollar telecommunication infrastructure and send a personal deamon doing my bidding through the bizantyne intricasies of the telecommunication systems maze. Reach for the (landline) phone, dial my mobile.
Sparks fly, relays click, photons are injected into fiber optics, data streams spawn and die. Wonderous mysteries of geekdom cause the phone to ring and thus betray its presence under my chair.

I have not done anything less extraordinarily lazy before in my life.
Nor do I hope to do so ever again.

MY PLEASANT CHAT WITH A SERIAL KILLER.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 27 May 2006 01:29:00 +0000

Category: True

I frequently talk to individuals from all walks of life.
I do this based on the belief, that the exchange however brief and simple will benefit me at worst and enrich both individuals at best.

Recently I had a conversation that had made the hair on the back of my neck stand up. A conversation that confirmed in solid, indisputable facts that the war is wrong and its consequences will haunt the West for many, many years to come.

I had a conversation with a mass murderer.
One who by his own admission killed more than 200 people.
He did not try to hide it.
He was proud of it.

To put things into perspective. Ted Bundy confessed to 30 murders, 'Son of Sam', killed around 10. "David" has killed 200 people and the government not only did not prosecute him but awarded him 4 decorations.
Yes this gentleman is a soldier.
"David" was in Afganistan in the US Army Special forces B-Group, Delta Wing.

His platoon killed over 3000 people by his own words.
This raises a couple of interesting points.

1. The US government may not be officially keeping count, but rest assured the individual units are keeping scalp count.
I am concerned not out of some 'misguided' humanitarian concern.
I am concerned that we are killing these people beause with each death we create a martyr, each dead muslim (more on that later) spawns an army of avengers. Uncles, brothers, friends. Everyone who knew the man at best starts to hate his killers, at worst takes up the arms against them. Far short of making the world a safer place, like the legendary hydra, each time a head is cut off, seven more sprout in its place. Many believe that this is exacatly the purpose of this long, never ending war. Not to 'win' it, because its unwinnable. But to put our entire civilisation on a war footing where human rights are continually abridged and abused and public wealth is squandered on un-necessary military expenditure making the few wealthy even wealthier and the poor masses even poorer.

2. The 200 dead were all guilty. Sentenced and executed by the Cowboy frontier justice. The Guantanomo bay concentration camp is a luxurious and just representation of human rights compared to what is happening on the front.
One of the 200, even had a grenade in his pocket. Thus making him guilty of the heinous crimes of trying to destroy Christianity.
Ignoring the fact that the grenade was in his pocket not in his hand.
Ignoring the fact that in a country whith no central government for over 20 years a grenade and a rifle are as common item of apparel for men as an umbrella and a cigaret lighter are here. This man, one of the 200, the one most guilty of crimes against the west. The one who was fronted as an example of the evil Muslims. One out of 200. The crime justifying his death was a grenade in his pocket.

< blink >

I will not even dwell on the necessity of searching the pockets of the dead. Half out of some deep desire to prove that the enemy compound you just annihilated was in fact the seething nest of terrorist vipers and not civilians, half out of operational necessity for intelligence. Oh the irony of that word.

The best you can come up with after the massacre to justify your kill count is 'You find a grenade in his pocket'. Not 'you find a machine gun nest', not 'you find communications equipment', not 'you find explosive belts' but 'you find a grenade in his pocket'. Thus he was not an innocent civilian.

3. "David's" commander was in his own words, 'A scary guy who was on the horn to the White house all the time'. For a moment, ponder on what makes a man who proudly kills 200 think of another as 'A scary guy'. Secondly, given that statement, there is little doubt that Bush, Blair and Howard are ignorant of the war crimes committed in our name every day this madness continues. We are all complicit by our silence. The media avoids exposing us to the reality of the torn apart bodies of the old and young alike not because of some sense of 'propriety' but knowing full well that if we were to understand the daily attrocities commited in our name we would rally and stop this un-necessary waste of life and resources. But really, that is not as important on what is happening on 'Big Brother' this week.

In our conversation I had asked "David" whether he had heard of the Nuremberg trials. Yes he has heard of it. But, he quickly added, the defence of 'Following orders' was false by most of the accused. Indeed, they have been mainly the instigators of those orders. That at least was a minor consolation. That somewhere deep in his soul, there is some regret and fear that his actions were wrong.
That he does not necesserily believe that "If it had not been for his actions, screaming mad Muslims would be slaughtering me in my living room." (His words).

By all definitions War Crimes are being commited every day in our name.
It is little comfort that United States the avatar of Freedom is in the company of China a country US frequently lambasts for violating basic human rights and Israel in 'unsigning' the International Criminal Court designed to prosecute War Criminals.

Maybe this is the real reason why there is secrecy surrounding our valiant fighting men defending us from the screaming fanatical hordes and carrying the burning cross of jesus christ our saviour into the heart of the heathen heartland.
To paraphrise, "Gentelmen we have met the enemy and it is us. We are as mad and as fanatical as the other side.".

Again, I would like to see the bright side. The fact that his decorations were sent to him by mail and were not to be officialy acknowledged shows embarassment by the government. A shame that by the standards that we like to measure ourselves as civilised and elightened we have failed.

Ultimately this is why war is evil.
Not only because it brings misery, destruction, injustice, scars and poverty to all but the very few.

War is evil because it turns the enligtened society into bloodthirsty mad beasts abandoning reason for animal instinct.

Terror war indeed.

PICK YOUR POISON.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:41:00 +0000

Category: Language is a virus from outer space

Recently, there has been some debate in the media whether the daily massacres, collapse of civil order and personal tragedies in the liberated Iran can be considered a 'Civil War'.

Ask yourself this.
Debating when a woman is pregnant or not means the woman is very likely pregnant.
Debating whether a fire had destroyed a house means the fire has in all likelyhood, destroyed the house (or at least made it uninhabitable).
Debating whether one is an alcoholic, means one is an alcoholic.

Thus by definition, having a debate whether you have a 'Civil War', likely means you have a 'Civil War' on your hands. I know that this is extremely hard to acknowledge by the liberators of Iraq (ie: us and US). That our glorious, just and justified adventure has desintegrated as predicted by many into an expensive and tragic slow motion disaster of epic proportions.

So what exactly are the criteria of a Civil War? Is it 2 Car bombs a day that make for a Civil War or just the one? Do tortured corpses found in a back alleys daily constitute a Civil War or do they have to be found only in large groups for it to be a Civil War. If the leaders of the victorious liberatorsh have to skulk into the country on secret and unanounced visits for fear of the terrorists/guerillas does that make for a Civil War or merely 'unstable situation'.

Fact is, if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and looks like a duck. It is very likely a duck.

A lame duck.

Just so that we do not dwell to long on the stench eminating from the rotten carcass of the dish, the Chef is promising us another banquet in Iran.
This one will be tastier and healthier and this time all the ingridients will be right and this time its going to be good for us. Really!

Hail to the Chef!
His salty brown balls would be a delicacy if he had any.