AnAmericanSexAddict.com

Cool pics from my friend Blair.

2009-07-14T03:29:00.001-07:00

Toilet
THE LADY IS GETTING READY TO ENTER!!
This is a picture of a public toilet in Houston

Now that you've seen the outside view,
take a look at the inside view...

It's made entirely of one-way glass!

No one can see you from the outside, but when
you are inside it's like sitting in a clear
glass box!

Now would you... COULD YOU....???

PAINTED BATHROOM FLOOR!!!

I MAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY ..

Tenth floor of a hi-rise building.....

AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM.....

You open the door...
NOW, REMEMBER THE FLOOR IS JUST A PAINTED FLOOR !

KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY..... DOESN'T IT?

Scroll sloooooooowly.
.......

Would this mess up your mind???

Would you be able to walk into this bathroom???

THIS IS A CEILING MURAL

IN A SMOKER'S LOUNGE.

Please share with friends with a sense of humor

A must-read! (better late than never)

2009-07-14T02:25:00.000-07:00

I lifted this from one of my favorite blogs, The Legal Satyricon

July 4 And Your Sexual Freedom

July 4, 2009

Dr. Marty Klein

By Marty Klein, Ph.D
Special Guest to the Legal Satyricon

This weekend we celebrate the birthday of our country. Many will do this by participating in a parade, getting drunk, or displaying the Stars & Stripes. But there are other ways to celebrate the sacrifices that have made America the world’s most radical experiment in free speech and free thought.

It’s not the fact that you were born here that makes America great. It’s the principles that America stands for, struggles with, and protects. So this week you’ll be honoring those who have fought and died for America when you:

* Use birth control
* Download porn
* Watch the Sopranos or South Park
* Go to a raunchy comedy club or listen to a raunchy CD
* Have non-intercourse sex
* Get a lapdance at a neighborhood club
* Have sex with someone of a different race
* Have sex with someone of the same gender

Every single one of these acts took a court decision to affirm its legality—many from the Supreme Court. Yes, the same historic court that ended racially segregated public schools was needed to decide that Americans could legally purchase contraceptives, and that whites and blacks could have sex together.

When you live your normal life this week—using condoms, watching grownup TV, shopping in private on the internet, enjoying oral sex, ignoring ads for massage parlors in your local newspaper—you’ll be honoring the lives and hard work of thousands of plaintiffs, lawyers, judges, clerks, and volunteers.

These men and women may not have died in the line of duty, but they are on the front lines, serving our country. We have no medals for Bill Baird, Phil Harvey, Mildred Loving, Sherri Williams, or other heroes who have risked their lives, freedom, money, and sanity to protect our sexual expression. They fought not against a foreign enemy, but against tremendous pressure right here at home—from tyrannical majorities, powerful minorities, vindictive government agents.

These same elements threaten our basic American rights today.

Like other freedoms, sexual freedom isn’t free. Today, on our country’s birthday, let’s remember those mostly-anonymous people who struggled and suffered to make America safer for sexual expression and the commercial and intellectual activities needed to support it.

Let’s also remember the human beings languishing in American jails simply for creating sexually explicit films that millions of grownups have bought to use in their own homes. Our government has spent our money to stop these people from expressing themselves. If these people aren’t political prisoners, who are?

Some will say that our founders didn’t suffer at Valley Forge or die at Lexington & Concord so that your niece can buy rubbers, or a guy down the street can go see a stripper, or you can hear Jon Stewart say “dickhead.”

I say that that’s exactly why people died to create America—a special country in which people have the extraordinary right to do, say, and think things of which their neighbors—and government—disapprove.

The most brilliant billboard ever!

2009-07-09T16:27:00.000-07:00

Look how he's covering up an old Borat billboard. And the use of color
vs black and white...fabulous! Can't wait to see this. Cohen is a a
true original and I am a huge fan! I saw Borat about 5 times in
theatres.

I love you, Paul Begala.

2009-07-04T15:54:00.000-07:00

Paul Begala

CNN political commentator

Posted: July 3, 2009 10:35 PM

BIOBecome a Fan

Get Email Alerts Bloggers' Index

Sarah Palin Turns Pro

digg stumble reddit del.ico.us

Show your support.
Digg this article.

Get Breaking News Alerts

never spam

I wish Hunter S. Thompson had lived to see this.

As Hunter said, "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Sarah Palin makes Mark Foley, the congressman who sent filthy emails to pages look almost normal. She makes David Vitter, the senator who was hanging out with hookers, look almost boring. She makes Larry Craig, caught hitting on a cop in a men's room, look almost stable. She makes John Ensign, the senator who was having an affair with a staffer, look almost humdrum (and compared to the rest of the GOP whack-jobs, he is). And she makes Mark Sanford, the governor with the Latin lover, look positively predictable.

It was an almost impossible mission, but in resigning from office with 17 months to go in her first term, Sarah Palin has made herself the bull goose loony of the GOP.

Let's stipulate that if there is some heretofore unknown personal, medical or family crisis, this was the right move. But Gov. Palin didn't say anything like that. Her statement was incoherent, bizarre and juvenile. The text, as posted on Gov. Palin's official website (here), uses 2,549 words and 18 exclamation points. Lincoln freed the slaves with 719 words and nary an exclamation; Mr. Jefferson declared our independence in 1,322 words and, again, no exclamation points. Nixon resigned the presidency in 1,796 words -- still no exclamation points. Gov. Palin capitalized words at random - whole words, like "TO," "HELP," and "AND," and the first letter of "Troops."

Gov. Palin's official announcement that she is resigning as chief executive of the great state of Alaska had all the depth and gravitas of a 13-year-old's review of the Jonas Brothers' album on Facebook. She even quoted her parents' refrigerator magnet. (Note to self: if one of my kids becomes governor, throw away the refrigerator magnet that says: "Murray's Oyster Bar: We Shuck Em, You Suck Em!") She put her son's name in quotations marks. Why? Who knows. She writes, "I promised efficiencies and effectiveness!?" Was she exclaiming or questioning? I get it: both! And I don't even know what to make of a sentence that reads:

*((Gotta put First Things First))*

Ponder the fact that Rupert Murdoch's Harper Collins publishing house is paying this, umm, writer $11 million for a book. Ponder that and say a prayer for Ms. Palin's editor.

I'm no latter-day Strunk & White, just a guy who was struck by Palin's spectacularly rambling and infantile prose. It bespeaks a rambling and infantile mind. But perhaps not. Perhaps this is all a ruse. Perhaps Gov. Palin wants us to believe she's an intellectual featherweight who is slightly shallower than an actor on High School Musical. Maybe she's trying to throw us off the trail.

Naah. A lot of people thought that about George W. Bush. He couldn't be so block-headed, they said. He couldn't be as childish and churlish as he came off. Oh yes he could. And so, too, might Ms. Palin be as vapid and puerile as her inane statement suggests.

We will know. In the fullness of time (and I predict, not much time) we will know. Again and again in her statement, Gov. Palin returned to the nettlesome ethics inquiries that have been visited upon her since she signed on to be John McCain's running mate. No doubt they are annoying. But does anyone believe that's why she's resigning? No, there's more to this story. And Ms. Palin's resignation only increases the chances that we will all know the rest of the story soon. Or, as she might put it:

We will all KNOW the "rest of the Story" *((SOON!))*

I miss the 5th Grade...

2009-07-04T15:51:00.001-07:00

Oops: Teacher Accidentally Gave Self-Made Sex Tape to 5th Graders

Font size
Print
Share
31 comments

Posted by Ryan Smith

(CBS13 Sacramento)

ELK GROVE, Calif (CBS) A class of fifth graders in California got a shocking crash course on the birds and the bees courtesy of their teacher and an x-rated home video she accidently included in a DVD of classroom memories.

The error was not caught until after the DVDs were distributed to the students and their families. Parents tell CBS 13 Sacramento that the woman is a good teacher that made an honest but embarrassing mistake.

According to the station, the offending DVD starts with a menu screen that displays various school trips and functions. Click on one of them and "you see kids in a classroom sharing stories. They then start clapping and the video suddenly cuts to sex."

The teacher, according to CBS 13, called one family's home the day after the DVD was sent and apologized profusely, "asking the man and his wife to call every parent they knew to stop their kids from seeing the DVD too."

"All she could say was that it was a horrible mix up," said one father.

CBS 13 reports that the local school district is investigating the case, but that it is unlikely that teacher, who is well-liked and respected, will lose her job.

But there is good news in all of this. School officials say a new, more appropriate, DVD will be sent to students in the coming days.

Video Courtesy of CBS 13 Sacramento

HOT!!!!!

2009-07-04T14:59:00.001-07:00

Australia probes navy 'sex game'

HMAS Success carries a crew of 220 male and female sailors

An investigation is under way in Australia over claims that navy sailors competed with each other to bed their female colleagues for cash prizes.

According to Channel Seven news, sailors on board HMAS Success put a cash value on each woman's head.

Sleeping with a female officer or a lesbian, or having sex in a strange place, won more money, the report said.

The Defence Department confirmed that a number of individuals had been sent back to Australia for interviews.

HMAS Success, which has a crew of 220, is currently on exercises in South East Asia.

According to the Channel Seven report, the contest came to light in May, when the vessel was in Singapore.

It said that the sailors recorded their efforts in a book called The Ledger, challenging each other to sleep with as many female colleagues as possible.

Sex on a pool table or with a lesbian reportedly scored higher points.

The Defence Department did not confirm how many sailors were involved.

But, in a statement to Seven Network, it said that a number of concerns raised by female crew members were "now subject to formal inquiry".

The "veracity of any allegations" had yet to be confirmed, it said.

Happy Fathers Day (courtesy of FailBlog.org)

2009-06-21T03:39:00.000-07:00

I wrote this play in 1995...

2009-06-17T00:34:00.001-07:00

They even have a line in the article with the words, 'making porn'.

Woman cancels wedding after finding fiance was porn star

A woman has cancelled her church wedding and country house reception after discovering her fiance is a secret porn star.

Published: 3:17PM BST 16 Jun 2009

Haylie Hocking cancelled her church wedding and lavish country house reception after discovering her fiance, Jason Brake, is a secret porn star Photo: GETTY

Haylie Hocking, 27, only found out that strapping 30-year-old fitness fanatic Jason Brake made adult films just weeks before the big day.

A friend organising her hen night searched online for a male stripper and spotted Jason with a woman in a porn movie.

Now Haylie has called her vicar to cancel the wedding.

She said: "There was no way I could marry an adult film star."

The pair met last year when Jason became a customer at the garage where Haylie worked.

He told her he was a personal trainer and the couple began dating.

She told a magazine she found he was a romantic, thoughtful and passionate lover and six months after meeting he moved into her flat in Bristol.

Jason, who regularly bought her flowers and jewellery, often went away at weekends, telling her he was training clients in a gym.

After eight months, he proposed and bought her a diamond engagement ring.

But Jason's secret emerged when Haylie's friend Lisa tried to book a stripper for a hen party.

Lisa stumbled across a movie clip in which the male star looked like Jason.

Haylie checked the website - and realised it was Jason.

After he finally admitted he was earning money from making porn, she called off the wedding.

Haylie said: "I don't know if I will ever be able to trust a man again."

Jason said he started making occasional films as a sideline before meeting Haylie.

He said: "The sex side is purely for the camera, but Haylie did not understand I was only acting.

"I am sorry and did not want to hurt her. I still love Haylie and would have stopped doing porn if she had asked me to."

He added that he would be honest with women in future relationships.

Who maintains this???

2009-06-16T18:40:00.000-07:00

Nice tank!

2009-06-16T18:32:00.000-07:00

Is no one in Iran overweight?

2009-06-15T19:12:00.001-07:00

Check out this pic? I can't find one chubby in the whole crowd but I see lots of really nice, toned arms! I've said it before, I'll say it again, "Iranians are sexy motherfuckers!"

More Sexy Iranian Protesters

2009-06-14T20:10:00.000-07:00

Too bad there aren't any gays in Iran. These guys are hot!

Iranian protesters are HOT!!!

2009-06-14T13:26:00.000-07:00

Other titles for this pic:

"The greatest Calvin Klein ad EVER!"

"What's ben Stiller doing in Tehran?"

The Funniest Video of THE YEAR!

2009-06-14T13:20:00.000-07:00

If I didn't know better I would think this was an SNL spoof!

Feathers are EVERYWHERE!

2009-06-12T23:01:00.000-07:00

This bar is more fun than any gay bar I've ever been to in the states!
There's not an ounce of attitude! Everyone just seems genuinely happy
to be here. Very interesting.

Great outfit!

2009-06-12T22:59:00.000-07:00

Dinner last night! I cook in Mexico! Why?

2009-06-12T22:49:00.000-07:00

On my wall in my house! WTF?

2009-06-12T22:48:00.000-07:00

Banos is bathroom!

2009-06-12T22:46:00.000-07:00

Why would you name a city Los Banos?

A Drag Amy Winehouse!

2009-06-12T22:33:00.000-07:00

I love it! Viva la Mexico!

Back at Club Extasis

2009-06-12T22:29:00.000-07:00

Star Trek revisited

2009-06-11T22:29:00.000-07:00

In Mexico today saw a foreign film: Star Trek. It had subtitles. Half the movies at the local cineplex are you dubbed and half are subtitled. No more dubbed movies for me. I saw a dubbed Monstrous vs Aliens and it was PAINFUL. But star Trek, ah Star Trek. Glorious. Loved it the first time but was truly moved the second time. I cried about 6 times. I love the way the crew come together. I loved Mission Impossible 3, another JJ Abrams-directed movie. Everyone was hating Tom Cruise at the time and I think the film got a bum rap but I loved the way JJ Abrams told the story. He's such a great storyteller. He does this thing where you learn about the characters thru the action. The exposition is incorporated in to the action. It's brilliant. Lots of movies have two modes; action or talk. The characters talk then they have an action sequence. But Mr. Abrams, more than any other writer/director I can think of, incorporates the exposition directly in to the action so we learn about the characters as they are involved in exciting action sequences. It's such good writing. On another note, I was thinking about how in America, foreign films are considered high brow. But here in Mexico, Cinepolis is primarily showing American films aka foreign films. Which got me to wondering. Are we the only country in the world that spends 200 million dollars to make a movie? Has there EVER been a foreign film shown in America that cost 200 million dollars to make?

Three other things:

1. I absolutely adore the casting of the new Star Trek. I think all the actors are perfectly cast and perform brilliantly!

2. Notice how the Mexico poster focuses on the destruction of San Francisco. LOL

3. The words "Space... the final frontier...followed by the classic theme music ALWAYS takes me back to my Grandparents house in Oroville, California. I'm 8 years old surrounded by people I love and people who love me. I never watched Star Trek but the narration and theme music deeply impact me.

Only in Mexico: Horse Shampoo

2009-06-11T21:55:00.001-07:00

I'm sure they sell it in the states but not at RiteAid next to Pert and Head & Shoulders. And it's made with horsetail extract. What the fuck is horsetail extract???

Seriously Creepy!

2009-06-11T21:52:00.001-07:00

I saw this disturbing baby wear at the Carlsbad Mall and I threw up in my mouth. First of all, how could you read that shirt and honk? The baby would have to be standing upright on the sidewalk for the driver to see it and honk! And if you saw an infant standing on a street corner would you honk cause it was cute or would you pull over and try to find the idiot parents? The whole vibe of this "baby" clothing is just plain creepy. "Daddy thinks I'm sweeter than sugar????" Gross. Seriously gross!

Meet Cha Cha

2009-06-11T21:45:00.001-07:00

Such a sweet dog. All the dogs I've met in Mexico have been sweet except two that charged me at a restaurant called The Halfway House but that's too frightening to recall so let's just focus on Cha Cha. Cha Cha is a total sweetheart. He belongs to the neighbors but I give him lots of treats so he loves me.