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Either Mischa Barton or her people are stupid…with assist from LAPD!!

The JG — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:18:48 +0000

Ok, Mischa Barton may not be an A-lister, but I am pretty sure that she has enough coin to call a cab or a private car to take her to the dentist/emergency room if she is having teeth issues. But this is Hollywood and of course very little resides in the realm of reality or maturity, that being said, this full-time hotmess, had her people call the LAPD for a ride to an undisclosed medical center. Non-medical emergency my ass, let you or I try this mess, and just see what happens to us! Just because she has a suspended license from a DUI and other mess, that last time I checked, in cash strapped Los Angeles, the cops are not a delivery service. I would have told her to get a cab, and the next time she calls for something like this, she would be arrested. Punk ass cops, grow a pair! I just can’t get over the unmitigated nerve of some people, selfish assclowns. Read

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The real reason behind the Tony Romo Jessica Simpson split…Papa Joe!!

The JG — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:52:01 +0000

There have been plenty of things reported that have truth to them in regards to the Tony and Jess breakup, such as her weight gain and performing at spaying/neutering events sponsored by the ASPCA. But her father, who loved his sweetheart dating one of America’s favorite teams was disappointed when gold turned to iron pyrite, so something drastic had to be done before the football season and the beginning of Jessica’s new reality beauty show. Papa Joe has lost a ton of money on Jessica’s tanking career and he can’t afford to have Jessica unfocused, so he had a secret meeting with Tony to sever the relationship, and since he has no plans on marrying her at any time, better make the effort to have Jessica reinvent her image and as independent strong woman. Tony breaks up with her before the sophomoric Barbie and Ken party, he plays the part of the heavy and Joe starts to store up the seeds of many woman outraged by such a cold display and will use this to gain public support of his daughter in her new venture. Money before honey and what do you expect when you still let your father handle have opinion in all of your affairs. First T.O. and now Jessica, Tony will really be exposed as a mediocre quarterback, and I am a die-hard Cowboy fan. Tony needs the competition because Jon Kitna can still bring it!!

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JTimberlake as Seth Rogan light…Jessica Biel is not quitting him at all!!

The JG — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:08:40 +0000

Hollywood’s funniest singer/actor, just ask him, is enjoying a night out at the Hollyood Bowl with his best gal. Justin Timberlake is one of the few guys who dresses like an average guy, but those jeans are probably over a hundred bucks and so are the sneakers, and the shirt is probably 60/70 bucks as well. And his girlfriend Jessica Biel has that “I know, I wish I could quit him but where would I go, Dax Sheppard?“ Jessica is hoping that if she stays around long enough he will eventually marry her or at least have a child with her. A multimillionaire with a wandering eye and peen, it is not a new thing, but he ain’t the first one and anyone woman dating him and successful men like him should not be surprised by this.

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Thank God someone has money…Brad and Angelina bottomless pockets!!

The JG — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:55:18 +0000

I don’t have a jealous bone towards Brad and Angelina as they have put in the time and effort to arrive at their present station in life. No trust fund baby or marrying for money foolishness, they as an independent entity are powerful and influential on their own, and now they look to buy real estate in NYC to the tune of 25million, in the exclusive Apthorp community. This sort of information just makes me smile as I deal with being over drawn in my checking account and trying to get the money to cover it, oh to have the financial problems some of these stars have. Oh well, they might as well spend the money while they are young and healthy because as those kids get older, things well certainly change very quickly. Read

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Joe Simpson needs a smackdown from Joe Jackson!!

The JG — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:59:21 +0000

Ashley Simpson has been doing a great thing in raising her child and not singing, but when it was reported by the NY Post that her father wants her to do an album of remakes of MJ greats, this is not even remotely funny! If there were ever someone not fit to sing a Michael Jackson song, she is the one! Sorry to point this out, but Jessica Simpson is actually the one with the talent, albeit, she doesn’t need to try so hard at everything. Ashley should just collect her checks and write lyrics for others, you know just keep it simple. Pete Wentz needs to tell his father-in-law to STFU!!

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Newsflash, Hayden Panetierre’s time is almost up!!

The JG — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:44:40 +0000

I apologize to all my Heroes fans out there but there is a well known fact that is only now being exposed, that Hayden P. is not that good of an actress and is not doing anything to really push/challenge herself in her craft. The Daily News, has a scathing review of her latest movie, “I love you Beth Cooper” which should have been titled, “I love you unimaginative piece of crap.“ You don’t need to smell shit to know it stinks ergo you don’t need to see this cinematic abortion either, and I am being very kind with my words when it comes to stupid movies like this. Have a great weekend. Also kudos to you Lindsay Lohan for passing up The Hangover, Heather Graham should send you some of your favorite vodka water.

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Mr and Mrs. Rachael Furlong call it quits…it’s the season!!

The JG — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:07:08 +0000

After nearly three years of wedded bliss chubby Edward Furlong and his wife Rachael Bella have decided to end the fairytale and be thrown back into the dating pool, the innocent bystander of the union will be their 2 year-old son Ethan. I sincerely hope they keep it mature for junior, but since she is asking for spousal support in addition to child support, it may not stay a calm affair for long. But lets be real, Rachael was married to Eddie, just how much cash does she think he has, he is only doing indie films and they don’t pay that much money. She should get her ass back to work stat and let him be responsible for his part of child support as they will have joint custody. C’mon Eddie is no Bill Gates, I am pretty sure her lawyer was getting her to push for spousal support, but she has a better chance of getting more acting work then he does. Read. Also in a related matter, David A. Grier is divorcing his wife of barely two years, and they have a one year-old daughter, marriages can be a little bit trying in Hollyweird.

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Ridiculous Ronson and Lowclass Lohan, money can’t buy class!!

The JG — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:53:34 +0000

You can blame it on the alcohol, the drugs, or plain stupidity, but if you are locked out of your house you should check the windows and doors or anywhere there might be a spare key. But the dark circled chain smoking girl and the freckled hacktress can’t possible do any of this, they call out a locksmith from Usafe Locksmith for the job and then realize a window is open and only pay him half of his fee. I wouldn’t have got into an argument but I would have simply called dispatch and had them call the police. According to TMZ Samantha tells him to move his car and when he returns, they lock themselves in the house, this is why Lindsay shouldn’t be getting another chance at acting and Samantha shouldn’t be booked for a gig for at least a year! The two of them have put more up their noses in less than a 10 minute span and oh no, that extra twenty might send them both into a financial spiral, stupid stupid stupid tramps!!

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The sad sack twins, their love is contagious and overwhelming!!

The JG — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:53:50 +0000

Maybe Jessica isn’t going to leave Justin because she hopes that he will marry her, clearly she could have gotten pregnant several times if it were just about a paycheck, but she needs to Susan Powter this relationship! The most talented and successful actor/singer since the dawn of time, just ask him, has been doing his thing either way and probably wanted her to pull the trigger on the relationship and is vexed that she hasn’t taken the clues. Jessica has lost a lot of weight, probably from listening to all the rumors and knowing the inevitable about her and Justin, she could be out seeing other guys, after all this is Hollywood. Whether she is a nag, homebody, insecure, quiet, or crazy, I don’t know, but if you are in a relationship with someone like JTimberlake, you can’t claim victimization, you should know the deal before hand. Read

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Chris Brown and Amber Rose swap spit and double dip…no thanks!!!

The JG — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:35:15 +0000

These young celebrity and pseudo-celebrity types get passed around more than a blunt or a mike in a cipher! A good amount of it definitely has to do with the usual, youth and invincibility, that is until you catch something that the free clinic can’t help. Hey, I remember when I was 21, scheming on girls, trying to hit anything that was moving, but it is so much more final these days with strains of the clap and gonorrhea. Chris Brown is clearly not trying to wife Amber Rose and she is not trying to husband him, and neither one is concerned about anyone they may or may not be dating. Also, it is more exposure for both since they have been linked to other celebrities. Although some maybe stoking the flames of some kind of confrontation between Kanye West and Chris Brown, I say don’t hold your breath, he may be arrogant, but he is not coming to blows over a bisexual former stripper turned rainblow gumball head personality. Keep it real, please!! Read

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The dysfunctional duo enjoying Malibu lunch…their love is en fuego!!

The JG — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:48:32 +0000

Lohanloca just turned 23, 23!! A bunch of people just lost a ton of money in Las Vegas as there were 3-1 odds that she would not see her birthday. Lindsay doesn’t look a day over 30, but she isn’t as blessed as her 50 year-old younger sister, who has almost completed menopause. In any case, any time you can see Samantha Ronson smiling it is nice but strange. Her and her on again-off again lover enjoyed a fantastic lunch in Malibu filled with meats, cheeses, and plenty of fun, oh boy!! Today, the restraining order will be back in effect against Lindsay.

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Jessica Simpson wow them at AT&T Pro-Am tourney…ok, not really!!

The JG — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:30:49 +0000

Hey, Jessica Simpson may not have the market cornered on talent, but she is working that tight dress! But what is more sad is that she once again had to follow her boyfriend somewhere to show support singing the national anthem, cough cough, bullshit. Doesn’t she have to be at an opening of a Car Wash, Taco Bell renovation, or sing at Estelle and Maury Goldfarb’s 50th wedding anniversary in Suffolk County, Long Island. Joe Simpson has fallen asleep at the wheel and the car is unfortunately going over the cliff. If Tony Romo gets her pregnant, then it is a wrap!!

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Hayden Panettiere showing depth in acting….yeah right, as if!!!

The JG — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:50:38 +0000

That little bite sized actress from “Heroes” which is on it’s last leg unless it evolves, will be in a new movie showing her nekkid body. The movie, “I Love You Beth Cooper” starring some young dime a dozen dude Paul Whatishisnamewhocares, Hayden plays a super popular cheerleader….wow, she is not just popular, but SUPERPOPULAR! Ok, I have heard enough as probably have you, clearly she is no Natalie Portman, but isn’t she also a cheerleader on Heroes? This sounds like the movie industry’s version of the stimulus plan, as they are just handing out money to those poor working 2-4% that are overwhelmed with past due notices, tissue please. A little prediction, pun intended, this movie will stink and will not Bring it! Socialite

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Jodie Marsh is an international woman of distinction and charm…or maybe just a ho!!

The JG — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:48:43 +0000

Jodie Marsh aka England’s got clown boobs is violating several laws with this dress and the snake doesn’t look too happy either! I can hear the snake saying something to the effect of “Hey, I may be a snake, but I have standards and clearly I don’t co-sign on this orange banana handling me, but I was told that if I bite her, she will make me into shoes, handbags, and a duvet. Only this low-class chick would make me into a duvet, I bet she can’t spell it but she can spell cock!” Read

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Megan Fox is truly gorgeous, but…not the sharpest knife in the drawer!!

The JG — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:30:16 +0000

Megan Fox is one of those girls that you are totally infatuated with, however once you talk with her you leave thinking, “what just happened?” Last week I wanted to watch her on Regis and Kelly, and William Shatner was filling in for Kelly Ripa, Megan’s beauty did not disappoint but she is not as smart as she probably thinks. I looked at my wife and I asked her was it just me or was Megan nervous or seemingly not too bright and my replied that she was sorry but Megan didn’t appear that bright. After talking with other buddies that really dig her and watch everything related to her, some said that she was just nervous, while others thought she seemed out of sorts. Hey, I realize that there are all kinds of women, and although she is not Angelina Jolie, it would have been nice for her to have said anything interesting, different, or funny…but I guess not.

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Lowriders Magazine’s Jessica…Does her last name really matter?!!

The JG — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:54:37 +0000

With so much death this past weekend, here is a little “Happy Monday” pickyou up to our fantastic readers! I am pretty sure that this young woman has her own ideas on how to deal with the ongoing friction in Iran as well as what makes Seth McFarlane so damn funny. Ahhh, Jessica is a breath of fresh air, click the link for some things you may or may not have known about her, cheers mate! Read

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Death is too easy for Bernie Madoff, let him rot!! But let’s get accomplices as well!!

The JG — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:45:33 +0000

When I think of homegrown terrorism, Bernie Madoff is a prime suspect! I do understand how some people bought into his Ponzi foolishness just off of pure greed while with others, they were either trusting Bernie personally or their brokers. It is truly a deplorable and sad event to think of people that lost their life savings to this huckster, but this takes me to an old saying, “if something looks too good to be true, then most likely it is.” His old ass should rot in the slammer, but not before getting a little love, for all the pain and suffering he has caused! Also, I realize the Feds are not done with the investigation, because there should be a laundry list of accesories doing time as well, with very little plea bargining. No mercy for Bernie and none for those who allowed these attrocities to happen, dare I say someone in the SEC should be very nervous right about now! Read

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So what’s the deal with Carmen Electra? Bloat, baby bump, or booze pouch?!!

The JG — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:21:11 +0000

Ummm, what in the blue plate special has Carmen Electra done to herself? Partially shaved hairdo, heroin chic makeup, and funky outfit/nailpolish color, on some women you say “ok, I could see that. But with Carmen, she looks like a hot mess with a side of confusion.” It makes you wonder just what phase people are going through in their lives, but really now, her homegirls couldn’t give her a little heads up on her looking like a whackadoodle! And I really don’t want to make a lot of her stomach but what’s up, also maybe it is age. With Carmen, who the hell knows?!!

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Uh huh, Miss Ashley Vee!!

The JG — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:36:36 +0000

From the pages of this month’s issue of Lowrider magazine, we bring you the fabulous and always exciting Ashley Vee. I don’t know how many languages she speaks or even if she prefers cake over pie, does it really matter anyway? All I know is that she is an industrious American that has a voice that needs to be heard and she can catch more than just fish with those stockings!! Read

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I thought it would last forever…Nick and Vanessa split, Jessica smiles!!

The JG — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:10:51 +0000

I have to say, one of my best friends met Nick Lachey when he was married to Jessica Simpson and another buddy works at restaurant that he occasionally frequents, and common denominator is that he was a really nice guy. All I know about Vanessa is that she is very pretty but had some pseudo diva issues that got her fired from some kind of hosting job. With these two calling it quits, how long do you think it will take before she starts dating an athlete/actor and he starts hitting up the L.A. bars for action? How many times do you think Jessica Simpson reached for the phone to call Nick, you know, just to see how he was doing? Read

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Jessica Simpson’s reinvention hinges on moving from daddy Joe!!

The JG — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:29:39 +0000

Jessica Simpson is a talented singer but has taken some horrible advice from her father, but she has proven to be a more capable talent in regards to her different product lines, shoes etc. She is who she is, don’t expect her to expound on the North Korean conflict or schism in Iran regarding oppressive old ways versus newer breathable views. It is pretty easy to call someone stupid, as we have all been guilty of it, Jessica has matured a lot since her show “The Newlyweds” and she has just agreed to host a show called “The Price of Beauty” which is a pretty good concept. She and a guest will be travelling internationally and see what different tips and methods women have for beauty. When she has her own thing to concentrate on, and is not following Tony Romo around like some kind of lost dog, Jessica is in a good place and in her power, but she needs to go that extra step and move from under the tutelage of her father. Joe has done a tremendous amount for his daughter and like him or not, he is responsible for a great amount of her success, but in business it is necessary to move onto newer ways of action. Also, Jessica needs to stop with the ditzy blonde image ala Macy’s commercials, and anyone that wants to continue that vein, she should not work with, it is counterproductive. Ultimately, no one will take you seriously if you don’t take yourself seriously! Read

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Don’t want to be sissified but….EEWWWW, OOOHHH NOOOO!!!

The JG — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:43:49 +0000

I will never apologize for my love of one of God’s greatest creations, Woman. However, outside of the girl in the middle, Pamela Anderson’s long lost sister, insert joke, what is up with the bookends? Holy supermartian robot girl Batman, I think I am gonna hurl! These are strictly “strobe light honeys” because as soon as the lights come on in the club, there is that sensation of horror that causes the hairs to stand up on the back of your neck. You try to search for words with a mouth that is agape but only tears run down your eyes as everything moves in slow motion. Girlicious is the name of this group as they were photo’d at the MuchMusic vid awards in Toronto, Canada. This is EXACTLY why too much alcohol or any recreational/hard drugs are bad, what if you woke up to this lying next to you in the morning, therapy my man, THERAPY!! Damn Pound Puppies!!

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Lindsay Lohan is really pushing it and needs to get a grip quick!!

The JG — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:50:22 +0000

Note to self: As you are trying, ha ha, to make a comeback, don’t act like a spoiled little twat at 4:20 am by blasting your music waking up your neighbors! Lindsay is lucky that her neighbors don’t get her kicked out of their neighborhood, which is not impossible. I am just tired of people like her acting like total assholes and thinking nothing will ever happen to them, not everyone is impressed by her and her accomplishments!! Read

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Another movie for Britney Spears…our secret weapon against Iran/N. Korea!!

The JG — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:20:23 +0000

As if her Circus tour wasn’t an absolute smash hit, with her spirited, cough cough, performances, now some idiots have decided to put Britney Spears as the star of a feature film. The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton, yellow must be because it will no doubt be piss poor! Just think Back to the Future meets Schindler’s List, oh this has hit written all over it, and to find out that Angelina Jolie, Cate Blanchett, Daniel Day Lewis, and Adrien Brody were all told to take a flying leap in favor of Brit and surprise male lead, great choice! It seems as though every two-bit proctologist is getting their screenplays greenlit, that is great if for years you were on the shitty end of the stick like them, but again what do these assholes know? What’s next, Lindsay Lohan to headline 60 Minutes? Makes me feel like getting drunk right now! Read

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The ladies still like guys that have a little crazy to them!!

The JG — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:36:21 +0000

I love the insanity that is Gary Busey, Jake….not so much. Looking at this aging pimp, he could be talking about the latest episode of Ace of Cakes or the first time he hot wired a car or had a grilled ribeye with a sauvignon blanc. This mofo is crazy for reels! I would say…at least one of them slipped him a number and some tongue, hey I could be wrong they could be having a spirited discussion over their favorite verses in Proverbs….YEAH RIGHT!!!!!

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Leighton Meester with a sex tape….this is getting old, people!!

The JG — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:19:59 +0000

I have barely watched the show “Gossip Girl” as it is true horrible acting foolishness at it’s finest! It would be presumptuous to say Leighton Meester had full knowledge of a boyfriend filming themselves “doin’ it” but in reality odds are that if she wasn’t outraged or suing him for invasion of privacy issues, then she agreed to it. This generation of actors have a really warped sense of hardwork without shortcuts, granted some are entertainers/performers rather than actors, there should be little disagreement with this. I am surprised that Meryl Streep and Jessica Lange really were against releasing a sextape, as it might have led to a quicker Oscar nod. Wow, just when you think someone might be a little smarter about putting their business in the street, clearly that is not the case!

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Dog’s communicate by scent…He leaves Eliza a message!!

The JG — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:46:15 +0000

This might look like a pretty embarassing scene for Eliza Dushku but actually off camera the dog bellowed out “Rick Fox in da’ house! That fool be gettin’ all the hot bitches, tall ass, wavy hair having, light-skinned jackass. Tell Rick Frankie said what up doe.” The camera man was shocked but then thought about it and said “true true.”

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J.Timberlake put on blast by Lindsay Lohan, too rich to believe!!

The JG — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:25:07 +0000

Supposedly, the talented Justin Timberlake, has a history of cheating on his ladies, call it ego or a renegade penis with evil intentions. In anycase according to the site Poision Ivy this happens to be the young lady that he was canoodling with, I hate that friggin’ word, and/or other things as well. At the Avenue nightclub in Manhattan, this is lame is drunk off of Tequila and acting like he just watched “Wild Style” and all the while, he is getting the stink eye from Lindsay Lohan like that episode of Seinfeld when Newman is scowling at Jerry and his girlfriend making out during Schindler’s List. The woman who has a moral compass of a hot turd gets on her computer and starts tweeting about his cheating ways, “hello, I don’t believe we have met, I am pot and you are? Kettle…my name is Kettle.” Clearly what ever happens in a crowded club in Chelsea, doesn’t stay in Chelsea. Jessica, can’t act like this is some new happening, but what will she do? Perhaps pull a Dean Shermet, Sheremet? And claim her undying love for Justin, we already peeped her acting skills, she better go to plan C!

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Oklahoma City Parks and Rec. and Police Dept. are suckers!!

The JG — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:35:14 +0000

Not only does Jessica Alba-Warren send a horrible message to her daughter and her cough cough, fans, about the joys of defacing public property, but evidently Oklahoma officials are cool with it as well. Some b.s. apology is enough for these lames to say “it’s ok Mrs. Warren, it was actually a pleasure for you to deface our property, any time you are in the area, just have at it!” I understand that she is not going to get any jail time, as if, but two things should have been done if she had any real class, one paid the maximum fine to the city and made a sizeable donation to the United Way for covering up one of their posters. But what the hell do I know as man raised by single mom that was big on the necessity of home training, wow, my mom was such a loser! Jessica is a prime example that money doesn’t buy class, I sincerely hope her husband blasted her for this stupid bullshit, since now they are married and there was no prenup, ca-ching! Read

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I am sure God is tickled that Heidi Pratt will pose for Playboy!!

The JG — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:15:33 +0000

Granted, Playboy isn’t exactly Penthouse, but naked is naked and Heidi Montag and her managerhusband Spencer Pratt, are hilarious in justifying her upcoming spread, pun intended. “Oh I came into the world naked, the human body is beautiful, and I am a giver” is all just smoke and mirrors. Just say, “don’t hate me because I have extended fifteen minutes of fame to two years, and going! Just be honest and say that you are getting a lot of money and want to be part of Playboy history, don’t bring God into any part of your foolishness! But don’t just believe me, watch the lives of Heidi and Spencer and see what the next year brings, it may not be that great. All of this microwave talent is strangling true talent, but order will one day be restored.

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Amateur ho speaks against professional ho, Doug and Paris!!

The JG — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:55:02 +0000

You know what is funny? When these two idiots hav “people” to do press releases that ask for respect and privacy during this difficult breakup for the two of them, ha ha balderdash! Paris Hilton is not interested in settling down or having a family at any time in the near future, any guy that is with has to understand that he is no different that milk, a set expiration date give or take a day. Cristiano, soccer boy, probably let her pleasure him, but I don’t think he wanted to take the risk of sticking it to her. Or she took off her shoes and her feet were bigger than his, and he couldn’t get past it. In any case, this sad reality actor, Doug Rheinhardt is talking that Paris is begging him to take her back…before or after juggling Cristiano’s soccer balls? Pathetic little man, you are and have always just been a number, so take your parting gift and please leave the building! Read

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Cristiano and Paris?? Some people have no shame to their game!!

The JG — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:23:57 +0000

Doug Rheinhardt doesn’t have a 13 person entourage, isn’t a soccer stud, and isn’t about to get a boat load of cash from a trade from Manchester U. to Real Madrid. But Doug and Paris will always have Cannes and other disgusting acts of public displays of affection. But good for Paris after her tough breakup with the true love of her life, she could find some measure of comfort with Mr. Money bags Ronaldo, after partying with him at the nightclub, Myhouse. According to TMZ, invited guests headed back to Nicky’s pad where Paris and Christiano spent some time together and he left the house at five in the morning. I realize that it is soo easy to take ho shots at Paris because frankly, she has been a bit generous with her clam and crab dip, but just what if Ronaldo just hung out with her and didn’t score with her? I would have a lot more respect for him as he can get almost any European supermodel, and getting Paris Hilton is like passing up a meal at Mastro’s to eat out of the garbage cans behind the restaurant. But nothing is really suprising these days when it comes to her hoetry.

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Lame-O agent dating Britney…yeah, he is soooo in love!!

The JG — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:32:47 +0000

Britney Spears has always been a little wild and crazy, but who the hell isn’t? But after her multiple mental breakdowns, this woman is still a 5150 and I don’t want to hear no exhaustion bullshit, she is 5150!! That being said, any guy seriously trying to date her has to know this, unless it is some typical, “I can fix her crap!” Most are just looking to use her for sex, money, prestige, or anything else you can think of that I might have missed. I have known people that gone to her concerts, and the old Britney is long gone, and her dancers and set design team do everything they can to make her look good and stay employed, have you seen gas prices? Jason Trawick should really be ashamed of himself for this foolishness, are you gonna tell me that this relatively good looking agent at William Morris can’t get any good looking actresses in L.A.? Oh I get it, Britney is the only one that “gets” him and she is soo misunderstood, and all the rumors about her trying to get back with Adnan Ghalib are all fictitious….hmmmm, yeah. You know that he is getting clowned by his boys big time. He needs to take a tip from Trader Joe’s, check your eggs before leaving the store, because if you bought it damaged, it is your fault. I give it til Christmas, if it lasts, this lame will give her an engagement ring on Christmas, super super lame! Thanks to TMZ for pics.

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Another reason to not like Jessica Alba…total total IDIOT!!

The JG — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:15:12 +0000

I never have anything against anyone having fun, so long as no one gets hurt or any major laws are broken. However, defacing public property, especially when it involves billboards/posters for the United Way, and anything else is absolute immaturity at its finest! Way to set an example for your daughter you stupid ass hacktress! This chick is blessed that she is still able to get acting jobs as I have had bowel movements with more talent than her! Then giving some lame ass excuse, not even written by her infuriates me even more. Jessica is a grown ass woman and should be familiar with what is right from wrong, but maybe Honor Marie can have a little chat with her mommy, you know, bring her up to speeed. Thanks for the pics TMZ.

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Drew and Justin, enjoy it while you can it won’t last!!

The JG — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:38:34 +0000

How long do you think it will be until Drew moves on to her next rocker boyfriend? The Killers or Shiny Toy Guns? Justin would totally marry her if she were game, but Drew is a serial dater, and likes her committments in spurts. The funny thing is that I think that she would make a great mother and would be adorable pregnant until that last trimester and then she would be too difficult to handle. So good luck Justin, I am pretty sure that you don’t have any expectations at this point dating Drew, because I wouldn’t either.

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Tori and Candy Spelling are both full of it, but the kids are innocent!!

The JG — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:44:06 +0000

These two women have been going at each other for a very long time, even before the death of Aaron Spelling. When Candy would have her “outside fun” someone would be there to conver her tracks and when Tori was cheating on her first husband, someone was also there to cover her tracks as well. I would rather watch Tori and Dean’s show any day of the week than Denise Richards show, “Don’t take me serious”, there show is fun and interesting, but they do film a great amount around their lives. So, when their newest child Stella was going to be having her first birthday party, Tori did the right thing to reach out and invite her mom, who accepted and signed a clearance to be filmed on T.V., but this self-absorbed crazymomma did as much as call to cancel. Perhaps Candy thinks that she can take it all with her, but she will one day find out that she can’t and of this meaningless bullshit that has been going on for years was a tremendous waste of time. It is always nice for a grandchild to get to know their grandparents, but under these circumstances the toxic intentions/behavior makes it all a waste of time. The spoiled Queen mother and Princess! Read

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When Jessica is made up for a shoot…watch out!! Talent not so much!!

The JG — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:54:37 +0000

I am not a fan of her acting as most of the projects she has done were mediocre or bombs, but you never know. But she is a woman that has a great body and looks great on photoshoots, and Gotham nailed this one of her!! She is in the same ballpark as Megan Fox as far as body and looks and unfortunately acting, time to step your game up Jessica!

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C’mon E! End this madness with Denise Richards…Give Irv a show!!

The JG — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:52:20 +0000

As Denise’s second and hopefully her last season, is getting ready to start on E! It begs the question, who really cares what this chick is doing? Outside of her being a devoted and loving mother of two beautiful girls, that is where it starts and ends! A couple of episodes will deal with her trials and victories on “Dancing With The Stars” and how most likely someone was hating on her, who knows? She will also be looking/open to a relationship, if the right guy sweeps her off her feet….yeah right. Her father Irv, is a far more interesting and compelling person to watch, because you know that there is no pretense to him, he is 100% genuine, but of course E! would never never want to do such a silly thing. How about this for a show, “Travels with David” as it chronicles the journey of an Irish, Scottish, Australian, or Kiwi to different cities within countries and how the environment and diet differences determine the shape and smell of bowel movements. Now this would be pure gold!! David has to eat the same food that each group eats and has to smell their booboo and they have to do the same for him, it is wholesome family enjoyment. Read

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Octomom pseudo-celebrity caught in gotcha moment!!

The JG — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:52:25 +0000

According to TMZ, Nadya Suleman was just popped by La Habra Police for guess what? Talking on her cellphone while driving one her kids in her van…..really Nadya really?!! I realize that she is getting a book deal and what will be a short lived reality show, but these rules that have been enacted are actually to protect you and your children. How friggin hard is it to either get a tethered or untethered ear bud? I wonder what she told the cop as he was writing the ticket….oh let me guess, “do you know who I am, do you know who I am? Yeah I do, and you should know better, have a nice day!” Paaa-zing!!

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Adam Lambert to win the “No Sh@# Sherlock” category at Obvious awards!!

The JG — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:21:19 +0000

This just makes me laugh! I don’t care if Adam is gay or not, it shouldn’t affect his ability to perform or be successful, however this cloud of secrecy is gut busting. This guy to his left is like Haagen-Dazs creme brulee ice cream, rich and creamy! As a matter of fact, I just had to remove the batteries out of my smoke detectors. I see Prada sunglasses, an Ultimo Louis Vuitton bag, and a full length mink in this zesty guy’s future. Juicy is straight out of Studio 54, in it’s heyday. Oh Adam, I didn’t know that you were also a comedian, truly funny stuff! By the way these two were coming out of a club in WeHo called Guys and Dolls, more like Guys and Divas, you would sware that they were more than friends. If Paris is Burning Part two were to come out, I would expect to see juicy walking at a Ball. Perhaps as a member of the House of Pendahvis or Labeija, and is Willie Ninja still alive?

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Don’t Hate on Scary Spice!!

The JG — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:55:37 +0000

Hey, I can understand that there are varying degrees of what is attractive to a man just like what is attractive to a woman. That being said, although some of her parts may be enhanced, you still have to work to get a body like this!! There is truly no magic bullet people, you have to workout and diet, it is just too bad her husband doesn’t have the same discipline. This lady is a certified dime piece!!!

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Tom Sizemore gets rewards points everytime he is arrested!!

The JG — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:49:18 +0000

What a pathetic individual!! Time and time again Tom Sizemore is given chances, and he refuses to stay clean and he gets to work on films as well, which is more effed up!! I understand the effect of booze and drugs, but there has to be a point when the adult in the person stands up and says “screw this bullshit, enough!!” Robert Downey Jr. did it, and just look at all the success he is experiencing. Tom, you are steps away from death, and of course jail, pick a path already! Just read the link to see what this assclown now did, ridiculous!! Read

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Britney Spears, “Red Skies at night, red skies at night, oh oh…!!!

The JG — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:48:25 +0000

Is there still some kind of disconnect with Britney or is she just lashing out in her own way? I have nothing to lose or gain if Britney Spears were to fail or succeed at life, however the same cannot be said for her two boys. I really just want to see her get and keep her shit together for them and her own sanity, but a recent report out of the N.Y. Post casts things in a little different light. Growing up around a lot of women, whether you want to or not, you are going to learn a thing or two about menustral cycles. I have heard that it was a little early/late or heavy/light flow, but I have never heard a woman forgetting that it was that time of the month. NEVER!! But we should all be familiar with the fact that Britney exists by a different set of rules, such as while doing an ELLE photo shoot, she forgot it was that time of the month and she went on wreck several couture pieces. After the first accident, wouldn’t you get the hint that something is amiss? I realize that accidents happen, but you don’t just plow through the shoot like nothing is wrong, it is disrespectful on so many levels. Cmon lady get it together already!! Read

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The best part of the Real Wives of N.Y.!!

The JG — Tue, 26 May 2009 17:36:05 +0000

This show was not as drama filled as TRHof Atlanta, but Bethenney was my favorite, because she made me homesick for the kind of N.Y. women I grew up with…and of course the beauty and bodies. Speaking of, I don’t care what she is selling, it is all good, especially for her age in a polluted city like New York.

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Old Max knocks up Old Alba, Oksana is in love…with his money!!

The JG — Tue, 26 May 2009 17:06:12 +0000

The most honest thing Mel Gibson has done lately, was to admit fault for his failed marriage to his soon-to-be ex-wife Robyn. He should have thought about that for all the years he has been cheating on her and providing a horrible example to his children, selfish bastard!! Now he is gonna get what he deserves, an opportunistic Russian singer, Oksana Grigorieva, signed to his record label that now happens to be pregnant with his eigth child. At this point, she has it made on child support alone, oh yeah, then there is her burgeoning music career (rolls eyes and shakes his head disprovingly). As they say, no fool like an old one. Robyn would much rather have the man that she married and fell in love with as dedicated/faithful husband to her and the kids, rather than some agreed amount topping 500million. So what does the Catholic church say about divorce, especially when it was a history of adultry that sparked it? Someone is not really passionate about Christ! Read

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Paris and Doug try to skank up a yacht function…given heave ho!!!

The JG — Mon, 25 May 2009 19:40:16 +0000

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend, Ryan Reynolds light, prove that money can’t buy class as they mistakenly believe that people want to see them acting like dogs in heat. When you are invited by Elton John’s husband, David Furnish, to an exclusive yachting event, that should tell you something, don’t act like an ass!! Well, let’s get to it, Paris and Doug are making out in a less than in-love/romantic way, more like they want to film a porn on the yacht, when the guests started to complain. That is when the talented two go in search for a empty room below so they can begin the caterwalling, and to the rescue, the captain of the yacht stops them and kicks them off the boat for being two low-class hacks or just being low-class. This needs to happen a lot more with a lot more irritating people in Hollywood, put people that don’t behave on blast, no more special treatment! You know Doug and Paris just found an alley and got busy, word is that there were numerous complaints from the rats. Read

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Synthetic enhancements and bikini fun…It’s Begas Baby!!

The JG — Mon, 25 May 2009 19:00:47 +0000

As an Iron Rat myself, I have a lot of respect for the training of professional bodybuilders, although I cannot condone their methods of growth. Some people find the sport either great or disgusting, I say to each his/her own, however, just taking steroids will never give you a body like this unless you know what you are doing. That being said, Jay Cutler, get the hell outta the way bro!! The young lady next to him needs to be photo’d all by herself! No word if this is the Mrs, because the last time I checked, Jay was married. I am not one for belly button piercings or tattoos…but I do apreciate women that workout and take care of their bodies, Black, White, Asian, it is all good!! Can’t wait for summer, whoo hooo!!

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Paris and Doug love to put on a show…big hands/feet sexy!!

The JG — Fri, 22 May 2009 17:53:07 +0000

Paris Hilton may be an aging socialite, but she actually wants to be sperminated so that she too can have an accessory child, just like her 78 dogs. The present “IT” guy appears to be renowned actor Doug Rheinhardt, known for his roles in….in….in…maybe Highlander 7 and Tron 2? In anycase, this man of upstanding virtue will definitely go with her flow, PASS!! These two put on a show for viewers at a party at Cannes, looking like two rhythm challenged Orange County yuppies out partying at your local dance club. Man, no one wants to see this kind of pollution for pay or for free, I would have got the the fire extinguishers on them and threw them out the backdoor. This is some kinda ho and her john alley get down action! Where does Paris find size 13 pumps? Must be at Trannies R Us. Thanks to TMZ for the photo!

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Lady GaGa’s delicate sensibilities are insulted…oh the humanity!!!

The JG — Wed, 20 May 2009 17:50:22 +0000

I really don’t know if this woman can sing or not, I realize that she is an entertainer and she is making the most of her 15-25 minutes of fame, and I am not mad at her. I just hope Lady GaGa invests her money well… anysnatch, while in Russia, this little flower was just minding her business when some dirty policeman mistook her a streetwalker. All she was doing was taking some harmless photos in Red Square for the children at the orphanage, pick one, and she placed her fingers in a way that tipped off the authorities to a supposed dubious undertaking. So when the police asked her “what street corner that she was reppin’ (In a Russian accent) she was completely dumbfounded. This totally cracks me up, she says so many off the wall things and is a bit crazy for a 23 year-old, and it probably didn’t help that she was probably dressed similar to this picture. What ever persona you have while performing is part of your shtick, but in public, especially other countries, they will most likely take your persona to be true, dumb ho! Read

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Kate and Allie are totally doing it…but not for long, trust me!!

The JG — Tue, 19 May 2009 17:06:49 +0000

Kate Hudson is an ok looking woman, kinda got that funny high school classmate/girl down the block thing jumpin’ off. ARod looks like the kind of guy that is relatively cool although very centered on being liked and noticed, kinda like an insecure little girl, all this from a diehard Yankee fan! In anycase without boring you with the details, the long of the short is that Kate would love for this relationship to really go somewhere and you know that Alex will ride it so long as she doesn’t try to force his hand. Also Kate has a so-so body and even Alex’s ex had a really nice body, Kate would have to do more Pilates, Yoga, and weights to keep him interested and that is not her bag baby! So I don’t care where they were making out or doing it, it is just a fling for both of them. Also with summertime looming in N.Y., please, summer dresses etc, there will be soooo much ass and tits aplenty that Kate will get lost in the shuffle, I LOVE NY!!! Read

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