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Blossomed Tabebuia avellanedae in Electronic city Banaglaore

2013-12-31T01:02:00.000-08:00

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Datura flower perfect hexagonal

2013-11-19T20:04:00.001-08:00

Datura flower

Funny English board "Hole Sale" seen at bus stand road Siddipet AP

2013-08-29T03:23:00.000-07:00

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PM strong Lokpal

2011-08-31T03:32:00.000-07:00

Irene, Earthquake, Recession hunting US

2011-08-31T03:30:00.000-07:00

AAA diamonds are dropping one by one from US Crown

2011-08-09T05:47:00.001-07:00

PM Manmohan in full control cartoon

2011-08-06T00:24:00.000-07:00

PM Manmohan singh controlling everything UPA, Cabinet,

Bureaucrats

SIDE EFFECTS of working in the Corporate !!!

2011-08-04T23:45:00.001-07:00

☼ ☼ SIDE EFFECTS of working in the Corporate !!! ☼ ☼
These are real life anecdotes shared by Corporate people.
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Bhavik
I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID card
and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!
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Bhabani
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
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Ashok
Few days back I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning
at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and
laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.
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Jyotsna
Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune,
me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Kiran
Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
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Bipul
I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home...
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.
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Rohit
Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.
keeping hands in front of tap for waiting
water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....
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Nidhi
Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
" Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
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Nisha
Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin
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Nisha
I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and
wondered when they became invalid???
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Sandeep
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....
I replied 256mb....thank god he didn't notice.
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Ashwin
Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching
from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
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Vidyarthi
And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder,
decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,
when I wanted to check the time,
I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!
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Swathi

Every time I miss something, I think that it would have been great if there was Google to find lost things at home.

Karnataka Lokayukta hunting Yeddyurappa

2011-07-29T04:17:00.000-07:00

Danger of CFL Lamps, if broken!

2011-07-29T04:14:00.000-07:00

Danger of CFL Lamps, if broken!. I dont know how much correct it is but for information.

http://www.ziddu.com/download/15863579/DangerofCFLlampsifbroken.pdf.html

Not a Toy but 49cc BMW packet bike

2011-07-28T04:59:00.000-07:00

Photo courtesy: www.eenadu.net

Punctuation is Powerful!

2011-07-22T04:43:00.003-07:00

Punctuation is Powerful!

An English professor wrote the words:

"A woman without her man is nothing"

on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Moral: Punctuation is powerful :-)

AWARD WINNING JOKE

2011-07-22T04:38:00.001-07:00

Really nice oneJ

“AWARD WINNING JOKE”

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

“Do you know where God is, son?”

The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even

sterner tone, “Where is God?!”

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher

raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed,

“Where is God?!”

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “what happened?”

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We

are in BIG trouble this time.

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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Intellectual MANTRA

2011-07-20T19:21:00.001-07:00

“Intellectual MANTRA”

While I was in a Restaurant, suddenly a cockroach flew from somewhere and sat on a lady standing a little away from me.

She started screaming out of fear. With panic stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both her hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach. Her reaction was contagious, as everyone in her group got cranky to what was happening. The lady finally managed to push the cockroach to another lady in the group.

Now, it was the turn of the other lady in the group to continue the drama. The waiter rushed forward to their rescue.

In the relay of throwing, the cockroach next fell upon the waiter.

The waiter stood firm, composed himself and observed the behavior of the cockroach on his shirt.

When he was confident enough, he grabbed and threw it out with his fingers.

Sipping my coffee and watching the amusement, my mind picked up a few thoughts and started wondering:

- Was the cockroach responsible for the ladies' histrionic behavior?

- If so, then why was the waiter not disturbed? He handled it near to perfection - without any chaos or drama.

- So, it was not the cockroach, but the inability of the ladies to handle the disturbance caused by the cockroach that disturbed them.

I also realized even in my case then, it is not the shouting of my father or scolding of my boss that disturbs me, but it's my own inability to handle the disturbances caused by their shouting that disturb me.

Similarly, it's not the traffic jams on the road that disturbs me, but my inability to handle the disturbance caused in my mind by the traffic jam that disturbs me.

More than the problem, it's my own reaction to the problem that hurts me!

The Take-Away:

- The women reacted but the waiter responded.

- We must not react in life; we should always respond.

- Reactions are instinctive; responses are intellectual.

Funny..

2011-07-13T20:45:00.000-07:00

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied

with 4 things in life.

(1) Mobile

(2) Automobile

(3) TV

(4) Wife

Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.

Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`

Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It

only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!

Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.

A friend recently explained why he refuses to get married.

He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she is in love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!

Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils,

but my wife is the queen

of them.

This Scenary is not from Swiss, From Banagalore only

2011-07-13T19:52:00.000-07:00

Photo courtesy: http://www.indiatimes.com/

50 years of China communist party

2011-07-11T20:08:00.000-07:00

50 years of China communist party

51 type of Dosa Recipes

2011-07-10T20:12:00.000-07:00

51 type of Dosa Recipes
Courtesy: Sify food

http://www.ziddu.com/download/15645039/51_types_of_DOSA.pdf.html

Leave Planner 2011

2011-07-10T20:07:00.000-07:00

Leave Planner 2011

( Tailored by Team Nilachakra : http://nilachakra.org )

Leave planner 2011 is designed considering the higher explicit list of holidays from major corporate bodies. Aimed at serving corporate professionals plan their holidays well in advance and thus avoid last minute chaos to themselves and surprises to higher management. It also serves as handy for booking your advance travel reservations to pick the worthiest travel itinerary.

http://www.ziddu.com/download/15645012/LeavePlanner2011.pdf.html

Air Traffic

2011-07-08T04:33:00.000-07:00

THIS IS THE ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING VIDEOS…!!!!

What you will see in the attached movie clip is the air traffic around the world over a period of 24 hours… taken from a satellite.

It is a 24 hour observation of all of the large aircraft flights in the world, condensed down to just over a minute. From space we look like a bee hive of activity.

I’m sure that you won't believe this at first…!!!

The yellow dots are airplanes in the sky during a 24 hour period.

Stay with the picture or watch it over again… and notice the following:

* See the light of the day moving from the east to the west, as the Earth spins on it's axis.

* See the flow of aircraft traffic leaving the North American continent and traveling at night to arrive in the UK in the morning.

* Then see the flow changing, leaving the

in the morning and flying to the American continent in daylight.

* See if you realize that it was summer time in the north (by the sun's foot print over the planet).

* See the daylight pattern moving across the earth’s surface… and that the sun didn't quite set in the extreme north and it didn't quite rise in the extreme south.

I have never seen anything as explanative as this before.

We are taught about the earth's tilt… and how it causes summer and winter… and also the movement of the daylight pattern… and till now we have had to just use our imagination to picture what is going on.

With this 24 hour observation of aircraft travel on the earth's surface… we get to see the above in actual action...

Remember to watch the day to night..... Day is over in Australia when it starts.

http://www.ziddu.com/download/15617903/WorldAirTraffic0-24h.wmv.html

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..? (Indian Version)

2011-07-06T04:30:00.001-07:00

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!

Dea` Boss

In this life, we all need some thing mos t despe`ately. I think you should be unde`standing of the needs of us wo`kers who have given ! ! so much suppo`t including sweat and se`vice to you` company.

I am su`e you will guess what I mean and `espond soon.

Yours since`ely,

No`mansoh

The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:

Dear NO rman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world’s leading ecoNO mists are NOt sure if the United States may go into a NOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You k NOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager

Joke of the day

2011-07-05T22:44:00.000-07:00

Joke of the day

A woman who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter.

She asked him, "Oh, is this place what I really think it is? It's so beautiful.

Did I really make it to heaven?"

To which St. Peter replied, "Yes, my dear, these are the Gates to Heaven. But you must do one more thing before you can enter." The woman was very excited, and asked of St. Peter what she must do to pass through the gates. "Spell a word," St. Peter replied. "What word?" she asked.

"Any word," answered St. Peter. "It's your choice." The woman promptly replied, "Then the word I will spell is love.L-o-v-e."

St. Peter congratulated her on her good fortune to have made it to Heaven, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates for a few minutes while he went to the bathroom.

"I'd be honored," she said, "but what should I do if someone comes while you are gone?"

St. Peter reassured her, and instructed the woman to simply have any newcomers to the Pearly Gates to spell a word as she had done.

So the woman is left sitting in St. Peter's chair and watching the beautiful angels soaring around her when a man approaches the gates. She realizes it is her loser husband.

"What happened?" she cried, "Why are you here?"

Her husband stared at her for a moment, then said, "I was so drunk when I left your funeral, I was in an accident. And now I am here? Did I really make it to Heaven?"

To which the woman replied, "Not yet. You must spell a word first."

"What word?" he asked.

The woman responded, "Czechoslovakia."

Joke

2011-07-05T22:42:00.001-07:00

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth.

He replied, “I had three!”

God was very Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted.

God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose was asked the same question.

When he replied that he had 10 children

God was a bit upset and gave him a cheaper car, the Ford.

The next is Jawaharlal. He decided to see what happens if he says he had 15 children.

God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

After Sometime, the three saw Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot.

They ask why God hadn’t given him anything

Gandhiji replied with anger,

“Some idiot told God that I was the father of a nation!“

Universe Explained

2011-07-04T20:27:00.000-07:00

Very cleverly done - a wonderful lesson put to music - sit back and enjoy it like I did.

http://dingo.care2.com/cards/flash/5409/galaxy.swf

Good Thought..

2011-07-04T20:22:00.001-07:00

JUDGE

Once upon a time there was a painter who had just completed his course. He took 3 days and painted beautiful scenery. He wanted people's opinion about his caliber and painting skills.

He put his creation at a busy street-crossing. And just down below aboard which read -"I have painted this piece. Since I'm new to this profession I might have committed some mistakes in my strokes etc. Please put a cross wherever you see a mistake."

While he came back in the evening to collect his painting he was completely shattered to see that whole canvass was filled with Xs (crosses) and some people had even written their comments on the painting.

Disheartened and broken completely he ran to his master's place and burst into tears.

This young artist was breathing heavily and master heard him saying"I'm useless and if this is what I have learnt to paint I'm not worth becoming a painter. People have rejected me completely. I feel like dying"

Master smiled and suggested "My Son, I will prove that you are a great artist and have learnt a flawless painting. Do as I say without questioning it. It WILL work."

Young artist reluctantly agreed and two days later early morning he presented a replica of his earlier painting to his master. Master took that gracefully and smiled.

"Come with me." master said.

They reached the same street-square early morning and displayed the same painting exactly at the same place. Now master took out another board which read -"Gentlemen, I have painted this piece. Since I'm new to this profession I might have committed some mistakes in my strokes etc. I have put a box with colors and brushes just below. Please do a favor. If you see a mistake, kindly pick up the brush and correct it."

Master and disciple walked back home.

They both visited the place same evening. Young painter was surprised to see that actually there was not a single correction done so far. Next day again they visited and found painting remained untouched. They say the painting was kept there for a month for no correction came in!

Moral of the story:

It is easier to criticize, but DIFFICULT TO IMPROVE!

So don't get carried away or judge yourself by someone else’s criticism and feel depressed...

JUDGE YOURSELF! YOU ARE YOUR BEST JUDGE!!!