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Swimsuits For Next Summer

2010-08-30T00:32:00.001+08:00

Here are some pics for you crazy, per---. persons. =)

From: Agent M
Sent: Monday, August 23, 2010 11:50 AM
Subject: Swimsuits For Next Summer

Tattoo

2010-08-19T00:35:00.000+08:00

From: AGENT M
Sent: Monday, July 12, 2010 11:39 AM
Subject: Tattoo

My son told me, Dad, I would like to have a tattoo.

I told him No, nobody has one in our family ... and you are not having one.

He asked me, Why not? All my friends have a tattoo !

I told him, It would be a stain on your body !
He pleaded with me, Dad, please, please, just a Cartoon Character on the belly ?

And after many hours of discussion I gave in and decided to let him.

After all, he was a young man with his own freedom of choice ...

and I thought ...

a Cartoon Character ....

is probably not so bad !

Smile!

2010-07-21T23:50:00.000+08:00

From: AGENT MM
Sent: Wednesday, June 09, 2010 10:01 PM
Subject: Fw: smile

Penis Around the World (From Africa to Israel to Mexico)

2010-06-07T02:16:00.001+08:00

From: Agent AM
Sent: Wednesday, June 02, 2010 7:49 PM
Subject: PENNIS AROUND THE WORLD (From Africa to Israel to Mexico)

Graduation Night

2010-05-30T23:13:00.000+08:00

A tribute to all graduating students. Enjoy!!

From: Agent M
Sent: Tuesday, September 19, 2006 1:05 PM
Subject: Graduation Night (Wet-T-Shirts)

Vibrator for Men

2010-05-25T00:08:00.000+08:00

I can't agree more with Agent D. Finally, Men can have something to play with. =)

From: Agent D
Sent: Friday, June 26, 2009 10:25 AM

Subject: At long last,a vibrator for men.

Naughty Aids Ad

2010-05-23T23:37:00.000+08:00

From: Agent M
Sent: Monday, April 12, 2010 9:09 AM
Subject: Naughty Aids Ad

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

2010-05-01T23:30:00.000+08:00

In the spirit of the Labor Day holiday, I'm posting this wage hike request from a hard working employee.

From: Agent DL

Sent: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 10:50 PM
Subject: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation..
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

The Response

Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task..
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina

Blonde Toon

2010-04-29T00:14:00.000+08:00

Blondes are the most law-abiding citizen. They follow the rule to a T. =)

From: AGENT SI
Sent: Friday, April 23, 2010 10:33 PM
Subject: Blonde Toon

Penis According to Miss World

2010-04-28T01:21:00.002+08:00

From: AGENT AM

Sent: Wednesday, April 21, 2010 1:51 PM

Subject: Male Organ - Ms. World Q.

Miss World Questions …

America :

Q : Ms. America , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. America : Well, I can say that Male Organs in America are like Gentlemen.
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. America : Because It Stands Every Time it sees A Woman ... (Applause! Applause!)

Spain :
Q : Ms. Spain , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. Spain : Male Organs in Our Country are like Our Very Own Bull-Fight or Toro (Bull)
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Spain : Because it Charges Every Time it sees An Opening ... (Applause! Applause!)

Philippines :
Q : Ms. Philippines , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms Philippines : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Our Country are like Gossip or Rumors.
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Philippines : Because It Passes from Mouth to Mouth ... (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause!)

Saudi Arabia :
Q : Ms. Saudi Arabia , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. Saudi : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Saudi are like Thieves.
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Saudi : Because they like to Enter through the Back Door ... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Applause!)

INDIA :
Q : Ms. India , How do you describe A Male Organ in UR Country ?
Ms. India : Well, I can say the Male Organs in India are like Labourers ...
Q : How can U say so ?
Ms India: Because It Works Day & Night ... (Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Malaysia :
Q : Ms. Malaysia , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. Malaysia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton Car.
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Malaysia : Look Tough but Actually Very Soft ... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Applause! )

Singapore :
Q : Ms. Singapore , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. Singapore : Well, I can say that Male Organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to Lose).
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Singapore : It Always wants to Rush in Quick & Leaves in 15 Mins. Before the Show is Over. (Applause! Applause!)

Cat Food

2010-04-27T02:24:00.000+08:00

From: Agent M
Sent: Wednesday, August 09, 2006 11:53 AM
Subject: Cat Food

Body to Body Massage

2010-03-30T00:31:00.000+08:00

From: Agent M

Sent: Friday, August 18, 2006 11:59 AM
Subject: body to body massage

The Importance Of Proper Stretching

2010-03-29T23:38:00.000+08:00

From: Agent M
Sent: Wednesday, August 23, 2006 5:07 PM
Subject: The Importance Of Proper Stretching

Mudslide Victim

2010-03-27T20:20:00.000+08:00

From: Agent M
Sent: Tuesday, August 15, 2006 11:29 AM
Subject: Mudslide Victims - kawawa naman sila

Auto Theft.....Laptop Stolen

2010-03-24T23:40:00.001+08:00

From: AGENT M
Sent: Wednesday, March 17, 2010 11:18 AM
Subject: Auto Theft.....Laptop Stolen

Please read first before you download. You may be the next victim, if you don't mind .

Yesterday, my laptop was stolen from my car while I was at the supermarket..

Lucky for me, there was a surveillance camera mounted on the wall near my car, and security personnel were able to give me a pretty good image of the suspect.

Now the police have asked me to circulate the picture to people I know, to see if they know or have seen the suspect. I immediately thought of you for help on this.

If you recognize the suspect, please let me know. I am not really interested in my laptop anymore as it is insured, but I would just like to get my hands on the person who stole it. I mean, I cannot express how badly I want to get my hands on the person who stole it!!

Am attaching the pic of the suspect I am looking for....

Another senseless act of terrorism......

2010-03-23T23:32:00.000+08:00

From: AGent M
Sent: Thursday, March 18, 2010 4:08 PM
Subject: Another senseless act of terrorism......

Circle of Friends

2010-03-23T01:55:00.000+08:00

If Simba of Lion King have a circle of life, Agent M have a Circle of Friends.. Wanna join?

_____________________________________________
From: AGENT M
Sent: Wednesday, March 17, 2010 12:08 PM
Subject: Circle Of Friends

Gifts for your Boss

2010-01-01T00:16:00.000+08:00

Holiday just ended, but you still need to give some more gifts. Fear not, below are my suggestions. I know your boss will enjoy it. =)

For your Smart-Ass Boss, why not choose this chessboard.

For your lady boss who likes over the top, here's soap set for her.

If you don't know what to give your boss, here's a safe one. A candy.