http://xcuse2party.com/ excuse to party Comedy en Copyright 2009 noni@yoandnoni.com (Noni The Intern) johnpatgallagher@aol.com http://xcuse2party.com/images/Yo_creamy_martini.jpghttp://xcuse2party.com/ Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:07:49 GMT Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:07:49 GMT RSS DreamFeeder v 2.5.2 On December 11, 1816, Indiana became the 19th U.S. state. This is a reason to celebrate only if you are not in Indiana. On December 11, 1816, Indiana became the 19th U.S. state. This is a reason to celebrate only if you are not in Indiana. http://xcuse2party.com/2009/december/11.htm Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:02:43 GMT Noni The Intern data:text/plain,manual:1260529669415:6420394779765802:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss We celebrate today because on November 7 in 1893, women in the U.S. state of Colorado were granted the right to vote and have loud orgasisms. Then in 1916, Jeannette Rankin was the first woman elected to the United States Congress. In 1981, Porn Star Lily Thai was born in Honolulu, Hawaii. In 1990, Mary Robinson became the first woman to be elected President of the Republic of Ireland. In 2000, Hillary Rodham Clinton was elected to the United States Senate. We celebrate today because on November 7 in 1893, women in the U.S. state of Colorado were granted the right to vote and have loud orgasisms. Then in 1916, Jeannette Rankin was the first woman elected to the United States Congress. In 1981, Porn Star Lily Thai was born in Honolulu, Hawaii. In 1990, Mary Robinson became the first woman to be elected President of the Republic of Ireland. In 2000, Hillary Rodham Clinton was elected to the United States Senate. http://xcuse2party.com/2009/november/7.htm Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:34:40 GMT Noni The Intern data:text/plain,manual:1257597394780:7508909052956003:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss Remember, remember the 5th of November. Tonight marks the failure back in 1605 of old Guy Fawkes of the infamous Gunpowder Plot to blow up the British Parliament. In jolly olde England, it is also called Bonfire night or Fireworks night, which would account for all the bonfires and fireworks. So spark up! Remember, remember the 5th of November. Tonight marks the failure back in 1605 of old Guy Fawkes of the infamous Gunpowder Plot to blow up the British Parliament. In jolly olde England, it is also called Bonfire night or Fireworks night, which would account for all the bonfires and fireworks. So spark up! http://xcuse2party.com/2009/november/5.htm Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:06:25 GMT Noni The Intern data:text/plain,manual:1257419366042:5498219848992035:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss Celebrate Sean Combs Birthday The Puffy Way — with three thousand dollar suits, a glock and enuff party favors for your entire possee Celebrate Sean Combs Birthday The Puffy Way — with three thousand dollar suits, a glock and enuff party favors for your entire possee http://xcuse2party.com/2009/november/4.htm Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:25:05 GMT MixMaster Pre data:text/plain,manual:1257333999561:7975872360598548:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss Remember these words? Now is the time to come to the aid of your party. If you had to type that in typing class, you kmow that is was training for this moment. Remember these words? Now is the time to come to the aid of your party. If you had to type that in typing class, you kmow that is was training for this moment. http://xcuse2party.com/2009/november/3.htm Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:23:31 GMT Noni The Intern data:text/plain,manual:1257265473181:9559173687952484:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss More Of The Samhain, the a Druid Festival that offers 3 days of festivities starting yesterday. The high point willl be when the witches' Sabbath celebrations takes place, and they all got naked and danced around a bonfire, among other interesting acts of worship. More Of The Samhain, the a Druid Festival that offers 3 days of festivities starting yesterday. The high point willl be when the witches' Sabbath celebrations takes place, and they all got naked and danced around a bonfire, among other interesting acts of worship. http://xcuse2party.com/2009/november/2.html Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:16:33 GMT PreVert data:text/plain,manual:1257164313828:418299611512041:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss It's about damn time! It's about damn time! http://xcuse2party.com/2009/october/31.htm Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:31:11 GMT Noni The Intern data:text/plain,manual:1256995908619:6096194526413417:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss You need to stay home tonight to prep for your big Halloween Bash. So we created "Home Alone Horror Movie Night" Every cable channel has about a million horror movies playing every which way. Take advantage... before it's too late You need to stay home tonight to prep for your big Halloween Bash. So we created "Home Alone Horror Movie Night" Every cable channel has about a million horror movies playing every which way. Take advantage... before it's too late http://xcuse2party.com/2009/october/30.htm Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:16:38 GMT Noni The Intern data:text/plain,manual:1256905610123:4726507615708637:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss The idea here is to celebrate Winona Ryder's birthday in an appropriate fashion without getting caught and end up with a new wardrobe in the process. The idea here is to celebrate Winona Ryder's birthday in an appropriate fashion without getting caught and end up with a new wardrobe in the process. http://xcuse2party.com/2009/october/29.htm Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:20:51 GMT Noni The Intern data:text/plain,manual:1256811804414:2725:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss You have to wear a costume. Whether you ball or not is a personal choice. You might have a Best Costume contest. You probably don't want to have a Best Ball contest. You have to wear a costume. Whether you ball or not is a personal choice. You might have a Best Costume contest. You probably don't want to have a Best Ball contest. http://xcuse2party.com/2009/october/27.htm Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:25:27 GMT Noni The Intern data:text/plain,manual:1256646394390:9462922523879544:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss Throw a Body Painting party in honor of Pablo Picasso's birthday. Throw a Body Painting party in honor of Pablo Picasso's birthday. http://xcuse2party.com/2009/october/25.htm Sun, 25 Oct 2009 11:15:15 GMT PreVert data:text/plain,manual:1256470715384:9336262448196560:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss A perfect excuse to have international relations! Yes we mean a congress with a person of a different culture, religion, ethnic orgin, or hair color. A perfect excuse to have international relations! Yes we mean a congress with a person of a different culture, religion, ethnic orgin, or hair color. http://xcuse2party.com/2009/october/24.htm Sat, 24 Oct 2009 13:42:58 GMT Patton Lee Beaugus data:text/plain,manual:1256391855348:5662875637032805:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss Mother-In-Law Day is the world's most dangerous holiday. Whatever you do will come back and bite you on your good intentions. Mother-In-Law Day is the world's most dangerous holiday. Whatever you do will come back and bite you on your good intentions. http://xcuse2party.com/2009/october/23.htm Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:09:01 GMT Patton Lee Beaugus data:text/plain,manual:1256296199845:5943705283779401:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss Tune in, turn on, drop out — again for the 60's Experimentation Party. For those who were there but can't remember much of it. Tune in, turn on, drop out — again for the 60's Experimentation Party. For those who were there but can't remember much of it. http://xcuse2party.com/2009/october/22.htm Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:56:25 GMT Patton Lee Beaugus data:text/plain,manual:1256212707764:23306087236103844:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss Tonight hold a Nurse Party. And let the fantasies begin! Tonight hold a Nurse Party. And let the fantasies begin! http://xcuse2party.com/2009/october/21.htm Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:43:12 GMT Noni The Intern data:text/plain,manual:1256125495273:3504899585582443:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss Bela Lugosi's birthday. Take it from there, Bela Lugosi's birthday. Take it from there, http://xcuse2party.com/2009/october/20.htm Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:38:13 GMT Patton Lee Beaugus data:text/plain,manual:1256045952632:4457736984877019:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss Oh, Mama! We Gonna Party Tonight! In Albania where so many great party ideas are born, it's Mother Teresa Day, which makes today a perfect day for a Do Gooder Party Oh, Mama! We Gonna Party Tonight! In Albania where so many great party ideas are born, it's Mother Teresa Day, which makes today a perfect day for a Do Gooder Party http://xcuse2party.com/2009/october/19.htm Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:45:18 GMT Noni The Intern data:text/plain,manual:1255960102172:3235912705501861:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss A day to double celebrate — the Grand Ole Opry and the Mason-Dixon line A day to double celebrate — the Grand Ole Opry and the Mason-Dixon line http://xcuse2party.com/2009/october/18.htm Sun, 18 Oct 2009 13:04:27 GMT Noni The Intern data:text/plain,manual:1255871360009:7999234384868317:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss Get inspired by the b'day of motorcycle daredevil, Evel Knievel and the X-Game athletes who were inspired by him. Then create your own eXtreme Party Challenge. Get inspired by the b'day of motorcycle daredevil, Evel Knievel and the X-Game athletes who were inspired by him. Then create your own eXtreme Party Challenge. http://xcuse2party.com/2009/october/17.htm Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:03:36 GMT Noni The Intern data:text/plain,manual:1255794519652:4864266638474829:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss My boss is a big jerk who never reads this, so we're going to throw a party for her — but without her. My boss is a big jerk who never reads this, so we're going to throw a party for her — but without her. http://xcuse2party.com/2009/october/16.htm Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:04:23 GMT Noni The Intern data:text/plain,manual:1255691256713:17029506655697756:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss It takes a party to make a party It takes a party to make a party http://xcuse2party.com/2009/october/15.htm Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:52:22 GMT Noni The Intern data:text/plain,manual:1255604015241:9314003164497428:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss Freestylin' Battlenight to commemorate the birthdays of poetry legend e. e. commings and perfume purveyor Usher. Freestylin' Battlenight to commemorate the birthdays of poetry legend e. e. commings and perfume purveyor Usher. http://xcuse2party.com/2009/october/14.htm Wed, 14 Oct 2009 11:27:33 GMT Noni The Intern data:text/plain,manual:1255519743698:4916982929148528:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss On Oct 13, 1775, The United States Continental Congress ordered the establishment of the Continental Navy (later renamed the United States Navy) aka Swabbies. On Oct 13, 1775, The United States Continental Congress ordered the establishment of the Continental Navy (later renamed the United States Navy) aka Swabbies. http://xcuse2party.com/2009/october/13.htm Tue, 13 Oct 2009 10:50:26 GMT Noni The Intern data:text/plain,manual:1255433130369:9480003747880296:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss On October 11 both Michelle Wie and Michelle Trachtenberg were born. On October 11 both Michelle Wie and Michelle Trachtenberg were born. http://xcuse2party.com/2009/october/11.htm Sun, 11 Oct 2009 12:59:40 GMT Prevert data:text/plain,manual:1255266039629:6196743339222922:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss You never forget your first Girl (party) You never forget your first Girl (party) http://xcuse2party.com/2009/october/10.htm Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:12:45 GMT Noni the intern data:text/plain,manual:1255187654179:9385234527673108:http://xcuse2party.com/xcuse2party.rss