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Wolverine Trailer......Whoopeeeeeeee

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 15:07:00 +0000

The Pink Panther 2 trailer

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 18:20:00 +0000

The Pink Panther re-make with Steve Martin was no great comedy, by any standard. Still, everytime I see it while surfing channels, I stop and give it some time. There are enough hilarious moments to keep me watching. I watch while mentally chastising myself the whole time, for doing so.

Two scenes, in particular, always get me laughing, and angry at the fact that I am laughing. Inspector Clouseau (Steve Martin) parking his car and learning to say hamburger.

Son of a bitch! I just watched the trailer for PP2, and I might have to go see it. I'm sure my girl will love hearing this. I'm probably gonna have to pull some kind of chicanery in the theater to make it happen. The ultimate trick, of course, is to get her to see it with me, and make it seem like it was her choice. That way it doesn't count as one of mine, and I can avoid the inevitable chick-flick that would await me, otherwise. I've got 'til February to hatch a plan.

Damn your eyes Steve Martin! damn your eeeyes......

McCain kills on SNL

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:58:00 +0000

American hero, John McCain, tickles the funny bones of the "real" Saturday Night Live fans. McCain teamed up with Tina "SP 2.0" Fey in a hilarious QVC campaign special, which also featured the effervescent Cindy McCain. He also did a bang up job on Weekend Update. I hope he doesn't go "Double Maverick" on our asses.

Listen, I know that John McCain isn't a race baiting gremlin. He's a war hero, and an overall exceptional human being. It's a shame that we haven't seen this side of McCain, as often lately, but the guy is taking his last stab a the presidency. I'm not giving anybody a free pass. I'm just saying, that no matter how much a candidate wants to run a civil campaign, there's no room for angels in politics.

Now, Sarah Palin, that bitch scares me. Tell me why I keep having nightmares about running through the woods, dodging bullets from a helicopter. Brrrrrrrrr.

We unite in our hate of the French

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:09:00 +0000

I may be a Moderate Liberal, but I'm an American first. Why couldn't they pretend to be Gordon Brown, not some croissant suckin', wine sipper?

Aaah,....I love croissants. You know,...a smear of rasberry preserves. Uuuum, delish.

Sarkozy's wife is sooooo bangable. That is all.

Wassup 2008

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 07:05:00 +0000

Electric stimulus to face test #3

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 05:20:00 +0000

The Vet Who Did Not Vet.....A Cautionary Tale

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 16:45:00 +0000

New pic from J.J. Abrams' 'Start Trek'

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 08:28:00 +0000

>hi-rez pic @ UGO
From left to right: Anton Yelchin as Chekov, Chris Pine as James T. Kirk, Simon Pegg as Lt. Montgomery Scott, Karl Urban as Dr. McCoy, John Cho as Sulu and, the smokin' hot Zoe Saldana as Uhura.

I know, I know....wheeere's Spock? Stop being a d-bag! I'm sure there will be plenty of pics with Spock in the group, too.

«see more @ UGO»

Frank Miller takes the helm for 'Buck Rogers' movie

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 06:15:00 +0000

After going back and forth, Frank Miller has agreed to direct a new 'Buck Rogers' flick. Miller back in May, fresh off his directorial debut for the movie adaptation for the classic comic book hero 'The Spirit', was rumored to be tapped for the 'Buck Rogers' project, but that rumor was squashed by Nu Image/Millennium Films' camp. Well, it's on now. IESB got this while at the 2008 Spike TV Scream Awards.

Deborah Del Prete, producer of Miller's upcoming solo directing debut The Spirit. Del Prete reportedly said that Miller "would be making an announcement soon" about a classic sci-fi hero that he was going to make a movie about.

I know that this movie will be more along the line of the old 'Buck Rogers' serials, but if Frank can just do me a solid, and incorporate 'Twiggy' from the 80's TV version.....biggy, biggy, biggy. Damn, that's my boy!

«see more @ IGN via IESB»

Stephen Colbert's instructions for the still wealthy

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 05:54:00 +0000

Italian cops get all the best stuff

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 03:39:00 +0000

The Italian State Police just got the hook up from Lamborghini. A brand spankin' new Lambo Gallardo LP560-4 Polizia. The new patrol car is specially outfitted with all the necessary cop gear, radio, gun racks. A wifi video system installed in the vehicle allows the officers to record evidence and beam it back to base. There's also a storage cooler in the front area, supposedly to house severed body parts from accidents, but I'm thinkin' maybe a frosty beverage or two might fit, but that's just me.

The new Gallardo LP560-4 Polizia, which replaces the previous Gallardo in use by the Italian police force since 2004 has a 560 horsepower engine that can reach speeds of up to 203 mph. The car will begin service with the Lazio Highway Police Department in order to continue accident and crime prevention to sustain security on the Italian roads.

Cops drivin' Lambos...? If that were me....cruisin' the streets of Italia, in that high performance beast, I'd roll like I was playin' real life 'Need for Speed'. I'd practically be beggin' some scumbag perp to go jack rabbit on my watch. Go ahead maggot, make a move!......No, I'm serious, I want you to run. Aaah dude,..c'mon...don't be a douche'. I won't arrest you. I promise.
«see more @ Autoblog»

EA's Army of Two greenlit

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:45:00 +0000

Electronic Arts' co-op shooter 'Army of two,' will be blasting its way to the big screen. EA has joined with film producer Scott Stuber ('Assassins,' 'The Kingdom') to realize this video game to major motion picture endeavor. Scott Z. Burns (The Bourne Ultimatum) has been tasked to pen the screenplay.

Now, other than maybe the coolest video game commercial I've seen, the game itself was something of a disappointment. The graphics style and overall game design was decent, but the game play, which includes the dopiest NPC's in history, was lacking to say the least. Let's just say, replay value ......eh, not so much.

Can a lackluster video game be made into a kick-ass action movie blow-up? Hell, yeah! You got two highly trained roughnecks, bustin' skulls and takin' names, and killin' dudes......some women and children, but mostly dudes! Geared up from the ground up, with the baddest ordinance Uncle Sam can provide. Yuh damn right it can be done....HOO!

«see more @ PSX Extreme»

The new 'Friday the 13th' trailer

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 06:35:00 +0000

Olivia Munn loves to role play

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:23:00 +0000

The sexy and talented Olivia Munn is playing dress up for a Complex photo shoot. This is another one of the many reasons that I stalk, somewhat, this cool lady. Looks like she's trying on different costumes for Halloween. She looks great in anything she wears, though.

The Chun Li outfit is my favorite, with the bunny suit a close 2nd. I love the Street Fighter video game series. If I had Dahlsim's abilities, I'd teleport into Olivia's pants. I won't make mention of what I'd make my penis do. You knooow....Huuh, Huunh?

«see the photo shoot video @ Complex»

Obama vs. McCain Dance Challenge

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:44:00 +0000

Unbelievable McCain Vs. Obama Dance-Off - Watch more free videos
I love this friggin' video! The surprise participant is hilarious.

Lute Olson calls it a career

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:08:00 +0000

I don't post much about sports, even though I'm a huge sports fan. In this case, being a big-time college b-ball guy, I'm compelled to touch on this. University of Arizona Head Basketball Coach, Lute Olson, has stepped down from his position after 25 years at the post. The Wildcats have been a perennial power in the college hoops arena, under Olson's guidance, but suffered their worst season since 1982-1983 (19 Wins - 15 Losses), last year.

The 74 year old, Olson had taken a leave of absence last season, due to personal reasons. Assistant Coach Kevin O'Neill took over the reigns for Olson last season. A replacement has yet to be named.

Coach Olson was a pillar in the scholastic sports world, and I'm sad to see him go. Good luck, Coach.

«see more @ The Sports Network»

John McCain is an American Hero......No doubt

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:50:00 +0000

I may not agree with some of the good Senators political stances, but his sacrifice, I cannot deny.

Ron Howard step into the political fray

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:34:00 +0000

See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

The good Doctor, Strange may materialize onto the big screen

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 07:56:00 +0000

Our favorite mystical mage could be making his well deserved screen debut. Some have reasoned that the magical nature of Doctor Strange may not jive in the current comic book movie world which has developed something of more realistic, dramatic production style. Kevin Feige, Marvel Studios production President, feels otherwise.

“Very much so,” Feige said. “I’d say in the next year, year and a half, as we start putting together our film slate for 2012 and 2013, I would not be shocked if we saw Dr. Strange on those lists. I love the idea of taping into the magical realm of the Marvel Universe, which is fairly significant and hasn’t yet seen life on screen.

In my own little circle, I've been lauding the merits of a Doctor Strange screen adaptation, and have berated those that claim that magic won't play, now. Hell, I want to see all of my favorite Marvel, DC, and overall comic book universe, characters make it to Hollywood, and the idea that some may be disqualified because their stories seem less plausible than a guy that sticks to walls, or a guy that builds a flying super-suit, or a team of humans born with special genes that allow them to, uuuum....I don't know, shoot frickin' laser beams from their eyes, or some such. Of course, lest we forget the guy that wears a bat-suit and drives around busting heads in a Hum-V on steroids. Just do it right and it will work. Just do it!

That was aggressive....huh.

«see more @ MTV Splash Page»

Norwegian songstress Maria Mena

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 04:37:00 +0000

I liked this track 'Power Trip Ballad' from Maria Mena's latest album 'Cause and Effect.' Beware, there is some adult language, so send the kiddies out of the room. Hey, that's my first disclaimer. I hate disclaimers. The singer, songwriter from Oslo is huge in non-America(Europe). I don't know if that matters at all, I just liked the song. Listening to this song, I envision a young Alanis Morrisette after you've kicked her cat, and apologized only after first denying, repeatedly, that you did it.

>Listen to'Cause and Effect'

«see more about Maria Mena »

Xena vs. Army of Darkness comic book

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:51:00 +0000

You got your Xena in my Army of Darkness....you got your Army of Darkness in my Xena. Will 2 of my favorite tastes, taste great together? The 'Evil Dead' reluctant hero, Ash Williams, comes together with Xena the Warrior Princess and her, diminutive yet apple bottomed, ward Gabrielle to battle the ever present evil that is the Army of Darkness. In comic book form no less.

People forget, and maybe rightly so (kidding...), that Bruce "Ash" Campbell, played Autolycus, the lovable King of Thieves, in the Xena TV series. So there is a connection between the 2 genres. Autolycus will also appear in the comic book series storyline.

I wonder if the clandestine lesbian aesthetic between Xena and Gabrielle will be as pervasive in the comic book as in the TV show? It'll keep me reading. I'm something of lech, you see.

«see more @ MTV Splash Page»

Protect your right to vote......there's nothing more American

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 08:20:00 +0000

Don't assume that your vote will count if cast. Know the voting laws of your state and your voting rights. Suppressing votes, as well as, potential voters is a tried and true practice of those who wish to further there own agendas.

Whatever your inclination, Republican, Democrat, Independent, whatever......know the issues and voice your opinion with our greatest inalienable right as Americans.

Check out the Steal Back Your Vote comic book and also read the Rolling Stone article Block the Vote article by Greg Palast and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

«see more @ Steal Back Your Vote»

Star Wars: The Old Republic MMOG in the works

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:13:00 +0000

>Concept art from swtor.com
If you thought it wasn't possible that George , the self proclaimed "Flesh Saber," Lucas could not milk the Ole' SW anymore, heeeere's another MMO video game vying for your consumer dollar. 'The Old Republic' is to take place thousands of years, or something, before the birth of your boy Vader. The ingredients in this game recipe are much of the same stuff found in most MMO's. Guilds or sects questing and looting or some such minutia. Accept here, your friends at Lucas Arts, stick lighty swords that make funny sounds in it, and slap the Star Wars ™ on the packaging, and wait for the cosplay geeks to offer up their Visa cards in record numbers.

Oh, but wait. BioWare has the reigns on this philly. I hear BioWare and think about how unbelievably good Knights of the Old Republic was.....and more recently of course, the new classic 'Mass Effect.' Ok, the hate stops for now,.....for now.

Yeah, that thing about George Lucas calling himself Flesh Saber is not true, so far as I know....and by, so far as I know, I mean I made it up. Oh, how I wish it wish it were true. Hmph, it makes me giggle.

«see more @ UGO»

New free tracks for 'Rock Band 2'

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:32:00 +0000

'Rock Band 2' developers are releasing 20 new tracks that will be available free for download Nov. 4.

Free Tracks for XBox 360, PS3, and Wii owners:
The 88 - “Sons and Daughters”
Authority Zero - “No Regrets”
Between the Buried and Me - “Prequel To The Sequel”
The Cab - “Bounce”
The Chevelles - “Get It On”
The Cocktail Slippers - “Give It To Me”
Dealership - “Database Corrupted”
Endeverafter - “I Wanna Be Your Man”
The Ghost Hounds - “Ashes To Fire”
Hollywood Undead - “Young”
Kutless - “The Feeling”
The Len Price 3 - “If I Ain’t Got You”
Lesley Roy - “I’m Gone, I’m Going”
Opiate for the Masses - “Burn You Down”
Semi-Precious Weapons - “Magnetic Baby”
Shaimus - “Like a Fool”
Thenewno2 - “Crazy Tuesday”
Tickle Me Pink - “The Time Is Wrong”
Underoath - “Desperate Times, Desperate Measures”

«From Rolling Stone and IGN»

Monkies = Funny

noreply@blogger.com (Kilo) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:07:00 +0000