XtremeKomedy.com Campaign 2012

Obama's Practical Advice

2012-03-03T05:19:00.001-07:00

To deal with rising prices at the pump, President Obama has encouraged all consumers to "take shortcuts whenever possible while driving around."

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Santorum's Bold Prediction

2012-03-03T05:10:00.001-07:00

Rick Santorum is predicting a Top 4 finish in all the primaries on Super Tuesday, which he is now calling "Rick's Super Tuesday." In a conciliatory tone, he said that while some of...

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Drudge Report

2012-02-14T02:13:00.000-07:00

A new article in "The Drudge Report" links President Obama with the disappearance of Amelia Earhart and the death of the Lindbergh baby.

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Job Creation

2012-02-13T10:19:00.000-07:00

The Administration's economic strategies are kind of working.The good news: 250,000 jobs were created last month. The bad news: Those jobs were in Sri Lanka.

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Obama's Original Contraception Plan

2012-02-12T10:16:00.001-07:00

President Obama's original plan for contraception was entitled "Just Say No."

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Obama and the Republicans

2012-02-11T10:08:00.000-07:00

At the CPAC convention of conservatives, the three major Republican candidates argued with one another about who hated President Obama most.Upon hearing this, the President commented: "Come on,...

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This Should Worry Obama!

2012-02-07T02:33:00.000-07:00

President Obama stepped out of the White House on Groundhog Day and saw Mitt Romney's shadow.

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Newt Gingrich

2012-02-05T02:27:00.000-07:00

Campaign staffers report that Newt Gingrich has been in fine spirits since seeing a pig fly last Tuesday.Always the animal lover, Gingrich has been in talks with the Chinese about putting a...

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Mitt Romney

2012-02-03T02:20:00.001-07:00

Mitt Romney told reporters his opinions about poor people were based on real-life experience: "I once met a poor person on the street in Newton, MA and frankly didn't like him very...

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Obama's New Campaign Slogan

2012-02-02T23:08:00.002-07:00

President Obama is testing new campaign slogans. His latest is: "Forget my first term! I've got better ideas for my second!" Visit our website at http://www.XtremeKomedy.com or Like us on...

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Somalian Rescue

2012-01-27T23:26:00.002-07:00

After the hostage rescue in Somalia, I was thinking: That cheap Weekend Special in Mogadishu offered by Travelocity probably isn't worth trying after all... I may just save my money now for...

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New Politics

2012-01-25T00:56:00.001-07:00

The new politics is a joke. ha ha.

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Perry gunning for Gingrich

2012-01-23T23:24:00.000-07:00

After his loss to Newt Gingrich in S. Carolina, Mitt Romney was said to be taking direct aim at the former Speaker. "It won't be hard to locate Gingrich," observed a Romney aide, "given Gingrich's...

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To Perry, most things appear to be in a foreign language!

2012-01-19T23:11:00.001-07:00

Rick Perry told reporters that the public deserved to see all of Mitt Romney's income tax statements, "once they were translated from Mormonese to English." Visit our website at...

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Romney's Tax Return

2012-01-17T23:09:00.000-07:00

Mitt Romney is conferring with his advisers on how best to release his income tax forms and still appear to be "regular folks". He realizes that other filers don't normally list their incomes as...

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See, Right-Wing Zealots, the Feds can do good things!

2012-01-13T23:06:00.000-07:00

Given the prevalence of divorce in this country, it is not surprising that the Federal Government will soon be producing a series of webinars for children discussing the topic, according to...

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I can't believe Santorum used this in front of a New Hampshire crowd this morning...

2012-01-10T23:05:00.000-07:00

If you're happy with Obama, Clap your hands (Clap hands twice)If you're happy with Obama, Clap your hands (Clap hands twice)If you're happy and you know it, Then your face will surely show...

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Perry in Debate

2012-01-08T23:03:00.001-07:00

"If I had to describe myself in one word it's: ' A man people can trust!'" Visit our website at http://www.XtremeKomedy.com or Like us on Facebook and watch highlights from previous shows.

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You know, I bet he'll still look "mahvelous" then!

2012-01-05T00:28:00.000-07:00

John Edwards has petitioned the court to delay his trial involving lots of shady dealing until the year 2165. Visit our website at http://www.XtremeKomedy.com or Like us on Facebook and watch...

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He still knows what it's like to live from paycheck to paycheck...okay, not really!

2012-01-05T00:27:00.001-07:00

Given his high poll numbers in New Hampshire and Massachusetts where he owns homes, Mitt Romney has instructed his staff to purchase him houses in the rest of the 50 states. Always the budget...

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Say wha'?

2012-01-05T00:26:00.000-07:00

A Zogby Exit Poll showed that 74% of Iowa caucus participants were still undecided after voting. Visit our website at http://www.XtremeKomedy.com or Like us on Facebook and...

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Brain-Eating Amoeba

2011-12-28T00:25:00.000-07:00

According to reporters, members of Congress are not worried about the dangers posed by brain-eating amoeba. Gee, I wonder why... Visit our website at http://www.XtremeKomedy.com or Like us on...

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Gingrich Gets Creative...

2011-12-27T00:24:00.000-07:00

Unable to match the war chests of his major competitors in Iowa, Newt Gingrich has embarked on a statewide whisper campaign, nicknamed: "Pssst! Have you heard about Romney and Paul? Let's Just...

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Payroll Tax Cut

2011-12-23T00:21:00.000-07:00

In exchange for supporting the temporary Payroll Tax Cut, Republican House members secured minor face-saving concessions from Senate leaders, including getting turkey tetrazini back on the...

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I wonder if PBS would give me one of them holiday specials!

2011-12-20T00:18:00.001-07:00

I was singing Christmas Carols in the shower this morning and suddenly noticed that I sounded amazingly like Andrea Bocelli. And I'm like: "Huh, what do you know?" Visit our website at...

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