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Daniel Drake – Alien female escort from the Risa Pleasure Planet

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:17:00 +0000

Daniel Drake – Alien female escort from the Risa Pleasure Planet

After much research it has been determined and proven that Daniel Drake aka Selisa Limk Quartariea is a recent plant from the pleasure planet Risa. It has taken much energy and many hours to discern this information.

It all started when Daniel Drake started behaving erratically, this lead the consortium to dig deeper into the behavior of ‘Daniel’ to determine a reason. The research gathered by the consortium led us into a plot by the government to hide the fact that there are aliens living among us. Most notably are the aliens from Risa. Upon further inspection and the clandestine gathering of DNA samples it has been discovered that Daniel is a female alien from said planet now on earth in a male orchestrated shell of some sort.

As you can see in the image provided, the Risian DNA does differ from our own. The base pairs however do provide for what we think is the ability to create a shell to cover their true form and apparently sexuality.

Now, from resources we have learned that Daniel aka Selisa is actually a female escort for many notable individuals on Risa. It is our understanding that Selisa as Daniel is using those female escort like talents to determine ways to undermine the governments on earth to ease a takeover by Risian officials who will subsequently turn Earth into a pleasure planet.

Now, I am brining you this information with expediency. You have read the evidence. What is unknown to this date is how Selisa acquired the information to become Daniel. Did she steal an identity of this person, ‘Daniel Drake’ or did she come to Earth with an identity and the proper documentation to portray the role (previous alien inhabitation required), or did she acquire the information after landing. It is known that in 2009 a craft was seen landing on Earth, shortly after that the person Daniel Drake seems to have appeared from nowhere.

Research into Daniel’s SSN as proven that the number is fake and did come from an immigrant from Germany dating back to 1968. Further proof of the deception can be traced back to that social security number. What is not known is if that immigrant was also an alien entity & passed the information to Selisa for her mission on Earth.

The birth records we’ve acquired for Daniel have all been traced back to a single doctor in Oregon who was found murdered in 2009 just before the UFO was documented. Was this doctor an alien? Did this doctor go back on the ship that brought Daniel aka Selisa? We have no information on this doctor attending any medical schools. Was the corpse found and later identified to be the doctor a shell shed by the alien who later returned to Risa?

Resources:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1268712/Stephen-Hawking-Aliens-living-massive-ships-invade-Earth.html

http://www.12vn.net/2012/05/are-alien-hybrids-living-here-on-earth.html

http://www.thetruthbehindthescenes.org/aliens-living-among-us/

http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/russia-aliens4.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeVwzecUQFo

Romney

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Fri, 02 Nov 2012 19:18:00 +0000

GotDayum It's Time 2 Get Real

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 17:50:00 +0000

Imma hafta start posting again!

Poll: Palin's Endorsements Have More Sway Than Obama's

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:31:00 +0000

TPM has a story up about how Sarah Palin's endorsements have more sway with voters than
Obama. http://bit.ly/dqZwxy

So who's the real influencer-in-chief?

A Quinnipiac poll released today suggests that the endorsements of Sarah Palin have more clout with voters than those of President Obama -- although vulnerable politicians would do well to stay away from both of them. According to the poll, a slim 12% of voters say that Obama's endorsement of a candidate would make them more likely to vote for that candidate. A slightly more sizable 16% of voters say the same of Palin's endorsement.

Obama's endorsement would also make 30% of voters less likely to vote for a candidate, while the endorsement of the former half-term Alaska governor would turn off 34%. Palin, then, is more divisive than the president -- she would both sway and repel more voters than Obama, the poll shows.

WOAH! STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!! Xultar says EFF THAT and I call bullshit! Why?

Because Palin's supporters are STUPID.

As a matter of fact they are beyond stupid.

Their stupid is a new brand of stupid.

This stupid reeks of pure stupid.

This is stupid beyond that of any stupid ever glimpsed by mankind.

The end of the Tea Party - Here's how it goes down.

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 22:17:00 +0000

Because there are racist in the group who will get mad @ the people who don't want the group to be called racist.

There are non racist in the group who will be horrified to find out that the racist are mad because they really are racist and don't want other racist kicked out.

The GOBPers who court the tea party will get mad because they don't want their kooky brethren to be dissed by more logical GOBPers, well don't want them dissed before the November elections.

The GOPERS who want to call out the crazy fuckers in the teabaggers so the shit doesn't splatter back on them and take out the Republican party in general...will get angry that their colleges won't put their crazy back in the fucking attic.

Implosion!

Orly Taits

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:04:00 +0000

Who is this broad and what is she doing on my TV? I cannot stand her ass and I want her to go away. Far away, like to Pluto or something. I want her farting dark matter on the edge of space. What I cannot believe is that the rightwing in America bought her brand of ignorant bliss.

How Orly ended up on the world stage we'll never understand. The problem now is how to get rid of her ass. The rightwing crated this problem and now they need to get rid of it. It's not fair to say that Orly took over the rightwing, because there wasn't anyone in control. The rightwing is a car without a driver doing 90 towards a cliff. Drivers come and go, usually those with the loudest voice but none actually have the wherewithal to steer clear of the looming disaster.

I really don't care mind you because apparently the Democrats will end up being the new conservative party and a new Liberal party will take up the void.

Orly Taits, that cook, that queen of all cooks far and wide. That's what is on my mind today.

I made Gold Medallion on Delta this Week

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:51:00 +0000

On one hand I'm proud of my accomplishment. Why? Because it is dang hard to get medallion status on Delta. On the other hand, I HATE TRAVELING! Seriously, I hate it. My body hurts, I'm not young and hot like I used to be. Travel is DRUDGERY, the only fun is getting totally LIT in the airport bar before my flight home on Thursday nights. Unfortunately the waitresses in the bar now carry charts on how much to serve by weight so we don't all get on the flight drunk out of our minds.

The only light @ the end of this dark ass tunnel is that I get upgrades and well, there are free drinks in first.

Cheers beeotches!

Separated @ Birth

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:36:00 +0000

So, who is still saying that Fox is Fair and Balanced?

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:43:00 +0000

Wow. I guess Faux had the video pulled.

How fair and balanced is that?

Glenn Beck Eating a Penis

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:23:00 +0000

-- Posted from my iPhone.

Women in High Heeled Shoes @ the Airport

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 03:58:00 +0000

WHY FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD AND JEEBUS do you make us watch you tiptoe in pain? Why? Why? Why? You look desparate. Like a golddigger lookin for a hole. Put on sensable shoes ladies!
-- Posted from my iPhone.

I know I know

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:54:00 +0000

Dang I gotta remember to post more. I'm on me flight to ATL.

But this weekend I have shit to say. Peace out till then.

-- Posted from my iPhone.

Power Texting on AT&T - This is how you do it

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Wed, 27 May 2009 20:28:00 +0000

1. You are going to create ten contacts in your cell phone (Adam1, Adam2, Adam3, etc.).
2. Create a contact group (also known as a distribution list) and name it something like “Adam For The Win” and add your contacts (Adam1, Adam2, etc.) to the group. If you don’t know how to do that, check the manual for your phone or go to the AT&T Support Site
3. Add the voting number for Adam (570x) to each of the contacts. At this point Adam has two numbers, but you can ONLY text to the FIRST number (Adam’s performance order number). Do this during the show before the voting starts.
4. At the end of the show, send the message “vote” to your “Adam for the Win” contact group. This sends the message to the ten contacts at once. It will take a couple of seconds more than sending a single contact.
5. Now, resend or forward the same message to your contract group over and over for the next two hours.

Angel's Andy Hallett dies

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 07:55:00 +0000

RIP Andy!!!

Link to story

New Jellyfish

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:03:00 +0000

Cool new species of jellyfish. WOW. Can you imagine how many other cool ass things we've missed because we haven't taken care of our planet?

Full story here @ Nat'l Geo

Vicious ATTACK on CHILD

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:36:00 +0000

That Blanket. YIKES

The New Lenovo Yoga Pocket PC

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:31:00 +0000

I'll take two please. Thanks bai.

Health scare of the week: Do antidepressants kill love?

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:22:00 +0000

Single people who take antidepressants such as Prozac and Zoloft may be depressing their chances of falling in love, according to a new theory. Biological anthropologist Helen Fisher and psychiatrist James Thomson, who specialize in studies of romantic attachment, say they’ve seen evidence that antidepressants alter brain chemistry in a way that minimizes the chance a person can fall in love or feel strong romantic attachment. Antidepressants called SSRIs (selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors) lift mood by increasing the concentration of serotonin between nerves in the brain. But SSRIs also decrease levels of dopamine, a pleasure chemical that has a key role in the brain’s love and sex pathways. Research has shown that these medications suppress sexual desire in many people, and a recent study found that they even led women to rate photos of handsome men as less attractive. Thomson believes that there are many antidepressant users out there whose feelings for new dates or for long-term lovers have been dulled by their pills. “There are all sorts of unconscious systems in our brain that we use to negotiate romantic love and romantic attraction,” Thomson tells Wired.com. “If these drugs cause conscious sexual side effects, we’d argue that there are going to be side effects that are not conscious.”

Source - The Week

ROFFPNMFPLMFAO----LOLCATS

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 20:37:00 +0000

OK...Funny

see more Lolcats and funny pictures

and Funnier

see more Lolcats and funny pictures

Warrantless wiretapping in place before 9/11.

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 07:31:00 +0000

Today, the Washington Post publishes additional details about the Bush administration’s warrantless wiretapping, noting that the National Security Agency approached Qwest “more than six months before the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks.” But the Body Politik’s Igor Volsky points out that President Bush has claimed that the program was put in place in response to 9/11:

After September the 11th, I vowed to the American people that our government would do everything within the law to protect them against another terrorist attack. As part of this effort, I authorized the National Security Agency to intercept the international communications of people with known links to al Qaeda and related terrorist organizations.

Kagro X adds, “If Qwest’s competitors were already abetting this bloodless(?) coup before 9/11, then the ‘administration’s’ domestic spying not only has little if anything to do with response to terrorism, but it also objectively failed to prevent 9/11.”

Read it here

YOU MUST WATCH THIS VIDEO

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 21:32:00 +0000

My legs give me superpowers.

via videosift.com

Daft Punk Console...by Najle

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 21:15:00 +0000

If you love Daft Punk you must play with this; because it is stronger, faster, better, harder...

Click here to access the site.

Ann Coulter Signs Books in University Bathroom

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:33:00 +0000

The photo of Coulter, shot by The Greenville News' Heidi Heilbrunn, alludes to a less-than-luxurious accommodation for Coulter as she greeted speech attendees and offered her autograph.

Syndicated columnist, right-wing pundit and New York Times best-selling author Ann Coulter found herself surrounded by hand soap, mirrors, porcelain and running water during a recent book signing.

---Snip---

Coulter, hosted by Furman University's Conservative Students for a Better Tomorrow, gave her Wednesday address, entitled "Liberals are Wrong About Everything," to a crowd of 1,800 at the university's McAlister Auditorium.

Link to full story @ Rawstory.com

Racism, in Texas. SHUTCHO MOUTH

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:12:00 +0000

Highway robbery? Texas police seize black motorists' cash, cars
Suit says cops force motorists, largely black, to forfeit cash and cars—or be charged with trumped-up crimes. By Howard Witt a Tribune correspondent March 10, 2009

---Note from Xultar---(NEGROES - AVOID TENAHA @ All Costs...(I want you to make it to your destination.))---

TENAHA, Texas— You can drive into this dusty fleck of a town near the Texas-Louisiana border if you're African-American, but you might not be able to drive out of it—at least not with your car, your cash, your jewelry or other valuables.

That's because the police here allegedly have found a way to strip motorists, many of them black, of their property without ever charging them with a crime. Instead they offer out-of-towners a grim choice: voluntarily sign over your belongings to the town, or face felony charges of money laundering or other serious crimes.

More than 140 people reluctantly accepted that deal from June 2006 to June 2008, according to court records. Among them were a black grandmother from Akron, who surrendered $4,000 in cash after Tenaha police pulled her over, and an interracial couple from Houston, who gave up more than $6,000 after police threatened to seize their children and put them into foster care, the court documents show. Neither the grandmother nor the couple were charged with any crime.

Officials in Tenaha, situated along a heavily traveled highway connecting Houston with popular gambling destinations in Louisiana, say they are engaged in a battle against drug trafficking and call the search-and-seizure practice a legitimate use of the state's asset-forfeiture law. That law permits local police agencies to keep drug money and other property used in the commission of a crime and add the proceeds to their budgets.

Click this link to read the rest of the sorry shit.

PAGING DARWIN - Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

noreply@blogger.com (Xultar - The sistah from another planet.) — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:22:00 +0000

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new, the sheriff's office said.

Link to the original horror story.