tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14647615279104083812026-06-14T10:32:24.686-07:00xxx sms to entertain you.Adult sms to send adult frndsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-31781031410054877332011-09-10T21:09:00.000-07:002015-10-18T08:25:27.304-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Mudat K Bad Dekha Badli Hui Thi Wo<br /> N jane Kya Hadsa Hua Sehmi Hui<br /> Thi Wo<br /> Muje Dekh K Usne Chehra To Chupaya<br /> Magr Uski Chaal Bata Rhi Thi Ch*udi Hui Thi wo...<br /> ...............................<br /> Girl-meri bra ka kya size hai?<br /> Boy-32<br /> g-kaise?<br /> b-kal to kholi thi<br /> g-magar meri bra pe koi numbr nahi<br /> b-to kya?<br /> Civil engineer hu,plot dekhke area bata sakta hu.<br /> ...................................<br /> Bachchon k doubt:<br /> <br /> Babli - Tchr Tchr! Bus Male hai ya Female?<br /> (Tchr Start thinking on a cute question the another kid replied)<br /> Bunty-Tchr, Tchr It's Female.<br /> Babli-Why<br /> Bunty-Kyoki Sb Log Uspe Chadte Hain, Idiot.!<br /> Tchr got tense with answer whereas <br /> Babli In Doubt again-Agar Bus Female Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To Uske Bacche Kyo nahi hote ?<br /> <br /> Teacher more tense...<br /> Bunty again with answer-Kyoki Sab Us Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai duffer.<br /> Teacher sharm se pani pani.<br /> But Babli still in doubt-Maana Sabhi Peeche Se Chadte Hain par Driver Aur Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte Hain.<br /> Phir Bachche Kyon Nahin Hote?<br /> Teacher Ki Saanse band.<br /> Bunty's final reply-Kyon Ki Woh Dono Topi Pehan ke Chadte Hain ...<br /> Teacher Behosh!!@<br /> <div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"> <br /> <div align="center"> <strong><span style="color: red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></div> <center> <span style="font-family: monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: dodgerblue;"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family: monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size: 150;"><br />Ustad guru ghantaal farmaate h:-<br />Machhli aur laundiya khud pakad k khao to he maza h.<br />L*und aur kanoon kabi hath m na lo.<br />Naukri aur tat*ton p kabhi laat na maro.<br />Ladki jitni b lambi ho, <br />lu*nd hmesha let kar hi leti h.<br />Lohe par hathoda aur Bho*sde par la*uda tab maro jab wo garam ho.<br />kismat ki karni, <br />ch*ut ki garmi aur <br />l*und ki besharmi nahi rukti.<br />Ehtiyaat s sex karo kyun k,<br />bandook se nikla faulaad aur cho*ot se nikli aulaad kabhi wapis nahi jati.<br /><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.in/b?_encoding=UTF8&camp=3626&creative=24790&linkCode=ur2&node=1571271031&site-redirect=&tag=ssexcr-21">TRY ME</a><img src="http://ir-in.amazon-adsystem.com/e/ir?t=ssexcr-21&l=ur2&o=31" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> </span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center> </div> <span style="font-family: monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: dodgerblue;"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span> Similarity btwn BRA and BAR<br /> 1.Both hv same alphabets<br /> 2.Both r DRINKING zones<br /> 3.Both hv restrictd time of opening &amp; closing<br /> 4.But when opened Both make MEN crazy !!! B-)<br /> ...............................<br /> Sardar looks at the name plate of air hostess above her left breast... KOMAL !<br /> <br /> With lots of confusion He asked......<br /> "Doosra Waala SAKHT hai kya"..<br /> ................................<br /> Collage Grl at Fees Counter:<br /> Bhaiya Meri le lo<br /> Man: 2 min ruko Aram se le lunga<br /> Grl: Are Jaldi le lo Fir nhi de paungi Mera Period Shuru hone wala hai!!:) GN<br /> -----------------------------------<br /> Cricketer describing a nude girl-There is no cover, there is no extra cover,there 2 silly points,2 fine legs and a deep gully,with little grass on the pitch.<br /> ------------------------------------<br /> 3 man talking 4 AIDS..<br /> 1.Mein to condom k bina karta nahi.<br /> 2.Mein to ungli may bhi pehenta hoon.<br /> 3.Mein to risk hi nahi leta padosi se hi karvata hoon<br /> -------------------------------------<br /> Rehne ki yaha sabki aukat nahi hoti<br /> 2-3 peg k bina yaha raat nahi hoti<br /> Ye Delhi hai meri Jaan<br /> Ishq, daru, cigaret, Bench*od Or Madarch*od k bina bat nahi hoti.<br /> --------------------------------------<br /> Teen Haqiqatien..<br /> 1) School ki ghanti<br /> 2) gareeb ka darwaja<br /> 3) aur ladki ki fudi<br /> <br /> Jab bhi bajaoge andar se bache he nikalange.<br /> -------------------------------<br /> Pyaar humne b kiya tha,<br /> <br /> Dil humne b diya tha...<br /> <br /> Jab girlfriend ko L*UND Pakdaya., <br /> <br /> Woh Boli-<br /> <br /> "Aur Koi Gift Do,<br /> Pehle Wale Ne B Yahi Diya Tha.."<br /> -------------------------------<br /> Girls Aur Boys Ki Wo Kaun Si Jagah Hai Jaha Haddi Nahi Hoti..<br /> 'HONTH'<br /> Kamino Kabhi lu*nd Aur ch*ut Se Bahar Bhi Nikal Aaya Karo.! <br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #cc0000; font-size: 180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/just-sms.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2011/07/xxxmsg.html">Next</a></span></span></strong></div> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-88139576144740624322011-07-23T21:46:00.000-07:002011-09-10T21:20:21.935-07:001 balatkari narak jata hai.<br />Yamraj-Ise oil me fry karo.<br />Aftr 4 hrs Yam-Ab tk fry nhi kiya?<br />Doot-Chulha jalane k liye b jhuko to Ye Ga*nd marna shuru kr deta hai.<br />----------------------------<br />Ghar ki bell baji.Gown pehni hui BV ne gate khola. Gate pe shohar ka dost tha. Dost ne pucha wo kaha hai. BV: naha rahe hai. Dost : aggar tum mujhe apna badan dikhaoge to me tumhe 5000 Rs doonga. BV ne 5000 lekar apna badan dikha diya. Dost ne phir kaha ki agar tum mere sath sex karo to me tume 6000Rs doonga. BV ne 6000 Rs lekar apni bachi ijjat bhi usko de di. Bathroom se nikalkar pati ne pööcha kon tha. BV ne kha apka koi dost jahagir tha.<br />Pati bola us har*amja*ade ne mujhse 11000 udhaar le rakhe the usne diye kya?<br />----------------------------<br />Gandhigiri Ki misal<br />ladki ka rappe hua<br /><br />rappe k baad<br /><br />Ladki ne karwat badli ar vinamrata se kaha-LO JI AGR AB KHADA HO TO PICHE ki B MAAR Lo.....<br />-----------------------------<br />Lady-Dr fu*di me makhi ghus gai!<br />Dr-main honey lagake pe*nis dalta hu nikal jayegi. Dr starts enjoying. Lady-wat r u doing?<br />Dr-plan changed, Andar hi mardunga..<br />------------------------------<br />A Dost tera nam kya rakhu<br />KHWAB rakha to tut jayega<br />DIL rakha to dard ban jayga<br />Chal tera naam LU*ND rakh deta hu<br />Sukh dukh me khada to ho jayega.<br />GO0D NIGHT..<br />--------------------------------<br />Samta Ku*tti se SEX Karne Laga Biwi ne Dekh liya..<br />Biwi-Kuchh to sharm Karo.<br />Santa-Sharm kis baat ki,<br />AB.... Tere chakar me purane sambandh to nhi tod sakta.!.<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;">BABA CHO*DU DAS K UNSUNE UPDESH:<br />3 Cheeze Zindagi Me 1 Baar Milti He<br />(1)L*UND<br />(2)PAHLI CH*UDAI<br />(3)JAWANI<br />3 Cheeze Soch Samajh Kar Uthao<br />(1)L*ODA<br />(2)HATHODA<br />(3)DARU SANG SODA<br />3 Cheeze Soch Kar Karo<br />(1)PADOSAN SE CH*UDAI<br />(2)KHET ME KHUDAI<br />(3)DOST KI VIDAI<br />3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar Nahi Karti<br />(1)RANDI KI CH*OOT<br />(2)BIGDA HUA BHOOT<br />(3)AATA HUA MOOT<br />3 Cheeze Choti Na Samjho<br />(1)SOYA L*UND<br />(2)AATI THUND<br />(3)JATI THUND<br />3 Cheeze hmesa dard deti hai.<br />(1)KUNWARI CH*OOT<br />(2)DAKU KI LOOT<br />(3)ATKA HUA MOOT<br />3 Cheeze hmesa apko khush rhekegi<br />(1)CH*ODAN KI KHUMARI<br />(2)BHOJAN KI TAIYARI<br />(3)MERI YARI..<br /><br /> <img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span>.<br />Boyfriend ko aaya krodh.Usne di apni girlfriend ch*od.Wo bhi bina lagaye nirodh.Girlfrend kar na saki iska virodh.Aur Boli mujhe AIDS tha mad*archo*d<br />---------------------------<br />Grl- kaun ho tum ?<br />boy- hasrat tumari.<br /><br />g- dekhte kya ho ?<br />b- surat tumari.<br /><br />g- karte kya ho ?<br />b- pooja tumari.<br /><br />g- kamate kya ho ?<br />b- ek nazar tumari.<br /><br />g- chahte kya ho ?<br />b- mohabbat tumari.<br /><br />g- pachtaoge !<br />b- kismat hamari.<br /><br />g- mai shaadi-shuda hun!<br />b- maa ki ch*ut tumhari !!<br />---------------------------<br />How to recharge sex card ? scratch panty press nip*ple enter l*und and hear sound aah..your card recharged sucessfuLly balance 1child validity-9 months<br />---------------------------<br />Drink karo to ankhe lal , mehandi lagao to hath lal, kiss karo to lips lal, ch*ut maro to l*and lal, pakade gaye to g*@nd lal or bach gaye to jiyo mere lal.<br />----------------------------<br />A risky Questions:-<br />Agar 1 taraf sher khada ho..<br /><br />Aur.,<br /><br />Dusri taraf.,Mera khada ho.,to batao.,<br />tum kis ki taraf jaoge?<br />Ab hanso mat bolo,jaan pyari ya ga*and?<br />-------------------------------<br />Madam-chintu jb main pdhati hu to tm sar pr thook q lagate ho?<br />Chintu -madam vo meri mom raat ko papa se kehti hai ki agar ander nhi ghus raha to thook laga lo.<br />--------------------------------<br />Jabse Uski<br />Maari Hai.<br />Wah Wah<br />Pehle Sun To Le Bho*sdi ke<br />Jabse Uski<br />Mari Hai<br />Khoon Ka<br />Silsila Jari Hai<br />Tu<br />Chup Chap SMS Padh le<br />Aaj Raat Ko Teri Hi Bari Hai.. <br />----------------------------<br />Father &son went 2 medical store.<br />Father buy a pack of Condoms.<br />Son- wats dis<br />Father- its medicine 4 killing rats.<br />Son- Oh bhench*od!<br />Ch*ut me bhi chuhe!<br />------------------------------<br />.Wife husband ka L*und pakar k boli Mere Laal mere sonay uth ja na! Husband,es ko ch*oot main lena hai ya school bhejna hai.<br /> <br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2011/09/adult-sms.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2011/07/xsmsx.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-240082573985216542011-07-23T21:35:00.000-07:002011-07-23T23:01:50.282-07:00Dil Uska Fir Dukha Dia Humne<br />Us Ko 1Bar Fir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne<br />Nam Bata K Usko LOLLIPOP Ka<br />"Andhere me dubara L*ODA" Chusa Dia Hamne..!!>><br />----------------------------<br />Master:Tumne Homework Nahi Kiya,Batao Kya Saza Du?<br />BOY:Wo Ladki Jo Last Seat Pe Bethi Hai<br />Usne Bhi Nahi Kiya,<br />Hum Dono Ko Nanga Kar K Bathroom Me Band Kar Do :<br />-----------------------------<br />L*und ke bharose jiya nahi karte,<br /><br />Ch*ut ke pyalo ko piya nhi karte,<br /><br />Kuch dost bho*sdi ke aise b hote hai,<br /><br />Jinki ga*and me ungli na karo to wo yaad kiya nhi karte<br />------------------------------<br />Ladka ladki sex kar rahe the.<br /><br />Ladka bola:- Kya hum shadi kar le?<br /><br />Ladki boli:- Mazdur ho mazduri karo factory ka malik banne ki koshish mat karo.<br />------------------------------<br />SEX k Waqt ladki ne apne legs faila k boyfriend se puchha: Hamare bachche ka naam kya hoga? BOY Condom pehen k bola: Is ke baad bhi hoga to "JAADU" rakhenge.<br />--------------------------<br />Man setting up password,,<br />Wife sitting besides.<br /><br />He typed 'PE*NIS' as his password.<br /><br />Wife fell-off her chair laughing when PC replied-<br /><br />"Password too short..!!"<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;">1 Pakistani Delhi aya or Taxi wale se mazaaq mai- yaar 1947 ke partition me mere abba India me apna L*UND bhul gye the tumko pta hai wo kahan milega? <br />Taxiwala- janab samne wale ghar me ek jhola rkha ha jisme wo sare lu*nd hai jo partition ke time yaha rah gye the, aap wo pura jhola le jao.<br />Jo LU*ND apki maa ki CH*OOT me fit aye wo rkh lena baki JUM*ME KI NA*MAJ me bant dena.. <img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br /><br />Ladki ki shadi hui,<br /><br />saheli ne pucha kya hua,<br /><br />ladki-choli uthi lehnga utha,<br /><br />khul gayi dori daman ki,<br /><br />us raat to main aisi ch*udi jaise lanka lut gayi Ravan ki<br />----------------------------<br />Arz kiya hai..<br />Ch*ud jati hain ladkiyan salwar utarne ke baad<br />aage<br />aage kya?<br />Wapas pahan leti hain salwar ch*ud jane ke baad.<br />Waah waah..!<br />-----------------------------<br />Samta CHOR ko pkd k bamta se: Iski G*AND maro,3 bar dala mgr andr ni gya.Santa:CHAKU lao or iski Ga*nd FAAD do.Chor(Ghabra k):1 bar "THUK" lga k try kar lo plz<br />------------------------------<br />Shuagrat me ldka kmre me aya dulhan se bola-jaldi kpde utaro.ldki ne utar diye. Ldka sex krne k bad bola-ab jldi kpde pahno,dulha aane wala h<br />------------------------------.<br />Boy fuc*king his neighbour girl. Girl-do u know u fu*ck better than ur father. Boy-i know ur mom also says so.<br />------------------------------<br />Kya tumm chhote bade ho sakte ho? Kya tumm moo se paani or malaye nikal sakte ho? Nahi na? Beta sirf shakl Lu*nd jaisi hone se koi LU*ND nahi bann jata..<br /> <strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2011/07/xxxmsg.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2011/07/xx-sms.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-75479373220784755142011-07-23T21:24:00.000-07:002011-07-23T21:46:12.184-07:00Police inspector: Ja*tt ji, jis car ne aapko takkar mari uska rang aur no. kya tha?<br />Ja*tt: Rang aur no. to mujhe yaad nahi,<br />albatta us gaadi ko jo madam chala rahi thi,<br />uski shirt ke 2 button khule the,<br />laal bra dikh rahi thi,<br />mamme shayad 36 size ke the,<br />gale mein sone ka locket tha,<br />jo kabhi left mamme ko touch kar raha tha,<br />kabhi right ko,<br />hath mai Cell tha,<br />aur haan shriman, uske mamme pe ek til bhi tha..!<br /><br />Baaki mera dhyan driving pe tha..<br />------------------------------<br />Madam Clas Me: Baccho, I 4 Ink J 4 Jug K 4 Kite L 4 L*und, Sorry Baccho Galti Se Muh Se Nikal Gya. Pappu: Koi Bat Nhi Mam Wapas Muh Me Le Lijiye<br />------------------------------<br />Duniya k 5 sabse muskil kaam:<br />1-cheeti ki ch*uchi dbana.<br />2-kutiya ko bra phnana. <br />3-machhar ko condom phnana.<br />4-giraf ki g*and marna.<br />5-murde ki mu*tth marna.<br />------------------------------- <br />Pehli Bar SEX Ke Bad LADKI Dar Ke Bathrum Me Jakar Rone Lagi.<br />Ladka: Q Ro Rahi Ho?<br />Ladki: Jab Andar Gaya 6 INCH Ka Tha Bahar 3 INCH Ka Aya,Baki Kaha Reh Gaya?<br />-------------------------------<br />Senior student :Koi aise gaali bana jo kisi ne suni na ho par sabse badi ho.<br />Junior:duniya ke saare l*und ek jhopde main aur vo jhopda teri maa ke bh*osde me.<br />-------------------------------.<br />Mirza Galib Ne Periods Wali Ch*ut Dekhi To Arz Kiya<br /><br />Salwar Ke Niche Ke Hole Se Ris-Ris Ke Pani Lal Aata Hai<br /><br />Ama Miya Kya Mohtarma Ka "BHO*SADA" B Paan Khata Hai<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Raja Sahaab ke Marte Samay ki Nasihat:<br />To Son - Apne Rishte ki Aurton Se Jhuk Kar Mila Karo, taaki L*und Dur rahe.<br />To Daughter - Apni Bra Mein Thodi Rui Rakha Karo Taaki Nip*ple Nazar Na Aaye.<br />To Damaad - Barkhudar, Cho*dne aur Khodne Ka Farak Samjho. Cho*dne men Zor aur Khodne mein Shor, Tum Ulta karte ho.<br />To Bahu - Bahu Ga*and Marwaane se Bacche Paida Nahi hote, Aisa hota to Sab se Zyaada iss ke hote jo Abhi Ye Msg Padh ke khush ho raha hai... <img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />100 ladko se sawal kiya gaya ki bra-panty kaisi acchi lagti hai,<br />44 ladko n kha Pink,<br />54 ladko n kha black,<br />2 apne jaise intlgnt ladko ne kaha UTRI HUI<br />---------------------------<br />Sweet inocent newly marid grl to hr husbnd-ek bt kanhu ap maroge to ni?<br />huby-no darln tel me<br />grl-i m... I m... I m pragnent<br />huby-ye to bot khushi ki bt h marunga kyn<br />grl inocently-pta ni pr shadi se pehle papa ko bola tha to unhone to bot mara tha.;)<br />dekha thi na inocent<br />----------------------------<br />Boy to Girl -aaj kal ladkiyo ki badi demand hai naa.<br />Girl-''ye demand aur bhi jyada hoti agar tum ladke ga*and na marwana chalu<br />karte............................<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2011/07/xsmsx.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2011/07/xxx-sms.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-76749097928192217662011-07-23T21:11:00.000-07:002011-07-23T21:34:08.690-07:00Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.<br />Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.<br />---------------------------<br />BACHPN ME SEX KA NAAM SUNTE HI KAAN KHADE HO<br />JATE THE !<br />JAWANI ME LU*LLI,!<br />AUR,<br />BUDHAPE ME 'RONGTE',<br /><br />MARD to MARD HAI,<br /> <br />KUCH NA KUCH KHADA KAR HI LETA HAI !.?<br />----------------------------<br />Mal*lika shrawat ghode pe baithi.<br />Ghodewala-Madam lgta H ghoda bhut khush Hai?<br />Mal*lika-Ghoda Ho Ya Loda ho,meri 2 tango k beech jo b aata hai khush hi rhta hai.<br />----------------------------<br />Dalo To Aisa Ki Kabhi Na Nikle<br /><br />Tere dil se mera khayal JäNi<br /><br />Tum Ne Auron K Bhi Pakde Honge Aj Mera Bhi Pakdo<br /><br />Hath apne Hath me JäNi<br /><br />Yad Hai Kaisa Chusaya Tha Tumko<br /><br />Aam Ka Achar JäNi<br /><br />Ab Jhuko To Dalu tujh me<br /><br />Apna l*und Jani,<br /><br />beta har bar mazak nhi hota... ;-)<br /><br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;">One day a sad monkey wanted to end his life.<br />so,<br />he went up to a sleeping lion and put his finger in the lion's ass.<br />the lion woke up angry and roared,<br />Lion: Who did that?<br />Who has called for his death ?<br />Monkey: Its me. <br />Lion:Did anyone see you ?<br />Monkey:No.<br />Lion: Ok, do it again !.<br />Moral : Akele rah rah kar Jungle ka badshah bhi Gan*doo ho jata hai. So keep in touch. <img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br /><br />Sarfira shayar ek shadi ki mehfil me DULHAN se:<br />"Naazo se pali ho sasural ja rahi ho"<br />Wah!! Wah!!<br />"Patak-patak k ch*odega mad*archod bekaar me muskra rahi ho.<br />---------------------------<br />Girls hostel ki light 3din se gayab.Tang aa kr mdam ne Elect.deprtmnt ko phone kiya aur kaha..3 din se ladkian mombati se kam chala rhi he,Aaj to aadmi bhej do.<br />---------------------------<br />Yamraj-Tum Narak Me ho<br />Pr Tmhare Papo Ki Saza Aisi Hogi Ki<br />Roj Raat 3Glass Daru Or 1Ladki Milegi<br /><br />Man:WOW<br /><br />Y:Glass Me Ched Hoga<br />Pr<br />Ladki Me Nahi!<br />---------------------------<br />Chintu - papa aaj Se school me 1 Period sex Education ka bhi Shuru ho gaya Hai<br />Dad - good... Lekin Tum Lu*LLI Kyo hila Rahe ho?<br />Chintu - Home work Mila hai<br />---------------------------<br />Hrami bacha dukndar se-suji h?<br />Dukndar-ha<br />Bacha-itni kyu marwai thi ki suj gayi.<br />Nxt day-Bacha-suji h? Dukndar-nahi h<br />Bacha dukan kya g*and marwane k lie kholi h<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2011/07/xx-sms.html"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuxqNM31Q01eQYLohJLawTWcC_uBfEVFh_vX4N9tSS0wfgYbgrYaJzXl8eb6CiK4Nv1V7-u1MJlqYjftOE7Sd6aMpw855ndBcsnnaMtxsFQGY8VEHK01I2QppmEjEClIurUyACI9LMPvY/s200/img5941046.jpg"></a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2011/04/xsmsx.html"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEii-7v4huY1T9wdn84-yLR7tkQxXZh6h3ZCPrSrPS9ot626s4Mpgq82L9anCKmKuahU1d3Oj5ov9I5_os_GJ9MFQMJGEKHYL5MJL6fAJmk1pmO7L0ZqVXdN_cf4qWELz-sue5E4AgjOMm4/s200/img5941062.jpg"></span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-39981315717074269032011-04-08T10:47:00.000-07:002011-07-23T21:21:49.516-07:00:"HONEYMOON"<br />H-hawas mita do<br />O-or chuso<br />N-n*anga karke<br />E-ek hi jhatke mein<br />Y-yeh gaya<br />M-mar dala<br />O-or dalo<br />O-or tez<br />N-ni..k..a.. l?g..a. y..a<br />---------------------------<br />3-3 saal ka ladka or ladki pani k tub me n*ange naha rahe the<br />Ldki boli mai teri su su pakad lu kya<br />Ldka bola bilkul nhi apni su su to tod di ab meri bhi todegi.<br />---------------------------<br /> Jailer- Suna hai tum kavi ho.. Kuch sunao yaar..<br />Qaidi - "Gum-e-Ulfat me maar rahe ho jo Ga*and Hamari.<br />Jis Din Jamaanat hui Maa Cho*denge TumhAri...<br />---------------------------<br />Sachche dost ki 3 nishani.. <br />Ek toh behench*od kabi phone nahi karega..<br />Dusra har kaam k liye haan bolega lekin madarch*od ek din ka kaam dus din mein bhi nahi karega.. <br />Aur teesrA, ladkiyo ko senti-wale sms bhejega aur humein la*uda-lasun, cho*ot, tat*te, mo*me wale sms bhejega..<br />Waahh re sache dost.......<br />-----------------------------<br />Salim ne Anarkali ko suhagrat me kaha "Janeman,tere kadmo me rakh dunga sara Khazana"?Anarkli ?"Maa chu*dane gya tera khazana, andar daal aur shuru kar Bajaana.<br />-----------------------------<br />Boy: Love or Arrange marriage ma kiya faraq hai.....<br />GIRL: Love marriage mein pehle se size ka pata chal jata hai aur Arrange mein naseeb apna apna...!!:<br />-----------------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Raja ne Samdar ko Saza-e-Maut sunai aur 1 Murgi de k kaha: Tum isko jaise maroge Mai Tumko waise marunga<br /><br />Samdar ne Murgi ki Mundi Apni G*and me dal k daba di..!<br /> <img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br /><br />Cinema me bachcha roya<br />Piche se awaj ayi.<br />Madam iske muh me 1 chu*chi dedo.<br />Bachche ka Baap bola<br />kon hai Bho*sdi k<br />Piche se firawaz ayi<br />Dusri iske MUH me dedo<br />----------------------------<br />Mausam Badla aur<br />thand Ho Gayi,<br />Aapke Sms K Bina Zindagi jhand Ho Gayi,<br />Aap Hume Bhul Gaye Ho Kya Dost,<br />Ya phir g*and me Sms Ki khujli band Ho Gayi...!<br />----------------------------- <br />Techer k blouse me phool laga tha<br />Techer-Batao phool kya pite hai<br />Boy-DOODH<br />Techer-nahi pani pite hai<br />Boy-mem pata nahi tha iski dandi itne niche tak gai hai...<br />------------------------------<br />Master Ji= Rinku,<br />A,B,C,D se shuru hone wala 1 sentence banao.?<br />rinku= Sir....<br />...<br />....<br />Master Ji= ha ha batao ghabrao nahi.<br />rinku= Apki Behan Ch*od<br />Duga.!! Gd M<br />---------------------------------<br />Jab ladki ki suhag raat k baad uski saheli puchhti hai, kaisi rahi suhag raat?<br />To vo batati hai-<br />"Aaye the wo der se, dil jala diya,<br />Pahle kiye kiwad band,<br />Fir deepak bhuja diya.<br />Pahle khel khelne lage seena tatolkar, fir khel khelne lage kapde khol kar.<br />Ek jang aisi chhidi palang par,<br />gole wali top rakh di surang per,<br />yeh tha 9 minute ka maja,<br />ab bhog rahi hu 9 mahine ki saja.<br />9 mahine baad 1 aisa hoga visfot,<br />jo ban jayga bharat k liye 1 aur vote..<br />-----------------------------------<br />Jawani tere LU*ND pe is tarah aayi.<br />.<br />wah! wah!<br />.<br />saalo sunn to lo...<br />.<br />Jawani tere Lu*ND pe is tarah aayi..<br />.<br />Kuttiya ki GA*AND me b tujhe CH*UT Nazar aayi...!<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2011/07/xxx-sms.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2011/04/hot-xxx-sms.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-13784909369193315472011-04-08T10:04:00.000-07:002011-04-08T11:22:32.655-07:00Flight me pilot ne announce kia: 'hum ek ghante me land karne wale hain.'<br />Fir wo mic band karna bhool gaya aur co-pilot se bola: 'ab to bas ek garam chai piyunga,<br />fir air hostess ko apna l*nd chusa kar aadhe ghante tak cho*dunga.!'<br />Air hostess ye sun kar mic band karwane ke liye bhaagi,<br />aur 1 uncle ke pair me fas kar gir gayi.<br />Uncle bole: Tujhe badi jaldi hai chu*dne ki,<br />suna nahi pehle woh chai piyega<br />----------------------------<br />Q: Who is a gynocologist?<br />Ans: The biggest Fool on Earth who finds problem in the place where others find pleasure...<br />----------------------------<br />GIRL:Doctor lagta h mere boo*bs me pani bhar gaya h<br />DOCTOR:kaise pata chala<br />Girl:Jab koi mere Boo*bs dabata h<br />to meri Panty gili ho jati h..<br />----------------------------<br />Boy: ladkiyan jab susu karte hai tou shiiki awaz kyun aati hai???<br /> Girl; kyun ki unko ladko ki tarah 6 inch ka silencer nahin hota hai.<br />----------------------------<br />Adalat me 1 vakil buddhe aadmi se: Tumne is ladki ko baho me Q pakda?<br />Buddha-Huzur Bahut thand lag Rahi thi or ladki ki<br />T-shirt pe likha tha.<br />"I am HOT.<br />----------------------------<br />G*andu 1 sher sun<br />2 meel se agr hojaye teri g*and ka Didar<br />Wa wa mt kar G*andu<br />2 meel se agar hojaye teri ga*nd ka Didar<br />L*and aise Bhage jaise Karizma ZMR..<br />---------------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">xxx sms OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Wife to Dr- Mera pati 300% napunsak hai<br />Dr-300% kaise?<br />Wife- Ek to khada nahi hota,Dusra ungli tuti hui he,Tisra kal garam daal kha ke apni jeebh bhi jala li.<br /> <img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Apple= Vitamins<br />Vitamins=Power<br />Power=Work<br />Work=Money<br />Money=Women<br />Women=Sex<br />Sex=Aids<br />Aids=Death<br />Aur kha le<br />Apple bho*sdi k.<br />---------------------------<br />1 Aadmi jor-2 se chilla raha tha<br />Jannat ka parda 20Rs. me<br />Jannat ka parda 20Rs. me<br />Bheed lag gayi,<br />Logo ne pas jakar dekha~<br />Sa*la<br />*PANTY bech raha tha*<br />---------------------------- <br />Saas:Aane do mere bete ko, usey beth kar samjhaungi tumari kartut<br />Bahu:Koi faida nahi<br />Saas:Kyu?<br />Bahu: Q k tum BAITH k samjhaogi aur main LET ke?<br />-----------------------------<br />1 Ldki film dekh kr Galti s boys hostl chali gai,Agle din saheli ne pucha kaunsi film dekhi?Pahle Rb N Bana Di Jodi<br />Phir Sb N bana di Gho*di<br />-----------------------------<br />Sam ki G*and me funsi Nikal aayi.<br />Wo Shisha lagakar dekh Raha tha Tabhi uska l*und khada ho gaya.<br />Sam: Baith ja bh*osdi k Apni-parai me to fark kar lia kar.<br />------------------------------<br />F*k is the only word which can be used to express many feelings..<br />Revenge - F*ck you.<br />Request - Pls F*ck off!<br />Failure - Im fucked!<br />Anxiety - What the f*k is happening?<br />Anger - Get the f*k out of here.<br />Curious - how the f*k did you do that?<br />Love - Just f*king beautiful!<br />Lust - ah f*k me baby! <br />Pride - Im a f*king genius!<br />Victory - I hav won that f*king competition.<br />Sad - Why the f*k does this happen to me?<br />So enjoy f*king in evry emotion. <br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2011/04/xsmsx.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2011/03/x-rated.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-3390420415112161432011-03-19T07:15:00.000-07:002011-04-08T10:25:02.648-07:00Ek Ladki ka Mangetar mar Gaya..<br />Ladki Rote Huye Boli..<br />"Abi to kuch Dekha bhi Nahi Tha"<br />Santa Ne hosla Diya..<br />"Abi Thodi Der mein Nehlayenge tab Dekh Lena".<br />----------------------------<br />Baba R**amdev Blue film dkhte hue has pade.<br /> Bhakt: Baba aap kyu hanse? R***amdev: saala 20saal me khada hua hai. <br />Bhakt : Baba apne mera pakda hua hai. <br />----------------------------<br />1Baba fati dhoti pahen k mandir me puja k liye jhuka ek admi ne g*and ko daan peti samaj kar 1 ka sikka daal diya Baba palat ke bola ghanta bhi bajale mad*arch*od <br />----------------------------<br />Ek admi pdosi ki charpai lene gya.<br />Pdosi-hmare pas 2charpai h.<br />1pe mai or mera baap sote h,dusri pe maa or wife.<br />Padosi-Salo charpai mat do pr sona to Shiklo,<br />-----------------------------<br />Ek Admi M*uth Mar RahaTha, Achank Biwi Aa Gayi<br />Biwi : Kya ho raha Hai ?<br />Aadmi : BANSURI Baja Raha Tha. Biwi : Ch*utiye, g*andu Mera SHANKH kya Padosi bajayga. <br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Wo Geele-Blouse se Jhalakte Maal ke UBHAAR,<br />Wo Tane hue NI*PPLE bahar ane ko bekarar.<br />Geeli Saree se jhalakti P*ANTY aar-par,<br />Mubark ho apko HOLI ka YE tyohar<br /><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />D0UBLE MEANING ki inteha:<br />Dad apne bete pappu ka result lene school gaye.<br />Dad-Madam, kab dogi? kafi der se Pappu KHADA hai.<br />Madam-Period to khatam hone do. <br />---------------------------<br />8SAAL KA BOY RAPE Case Me Pkda Gya Court Me Lady Vakil Uska Chota Sa Susu Pakad K Boli-JAJ Sab Dekho Kya isse Rape Hoga<br />Boy Bola HILA MAT SAALI case Har jayegi<br />---------------------------<br />P*athan pani me l*und daalkr betha tha<br />Wyf-ye Kya kr rhe ho<br />Pthan-ma ki l*odi chup beth 3din se l*und tight nhi ho rha dekh rha hu kahi punchar to Nhi.<br />---------------------------<br />JACKY wife se~ Oye Tere boobs raton-raat ittey vadde kaise ho gaye?<br />aur nipples gayab?<br />Wife ~ O ji ,tusi aaj fir daru pe ke g*and choos rahe ho. <br />--------------------------- <br />Bijlee ki Taar aur ladki me kya similarity hai??<br />GUess<br />Not Sure??<br />Oh come on yaar Simple "Dono n*angi ho to Jaan nikaal deti hai.<br />---------------------------<br />Ek baniya do din me ek baar s*ex karta tha.. Uska frnd bola tum har roz s*ex kyun nahi karte..Baniya bola kya karen ek din to condom sukhane me lag jaave hai.<br />---------------------------<br />Great Sex Philosopher once said..<br />"MARD Ki Taqat Ka Andaza uss Ke Zor Se Nahi , <br />Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai..."<br />----------------------------<br />Wife! Zara dheere karo na kyon shatabdi chala rahe ho,malgadi chalao.itne me beta bed se gira aur bola! Bhen*ch*odo jo marzi chalao par sawari ko to mat girao. <br />----------------------------<br />Best double meaning sentence<br />LADY-Saari me agar chhed dikha to sari wapas kar dungi<br />DUKANDAR-Madam,aap "Chhed" dikhao to sahi, sari free me de dunga..<br />----------------------------<br />A famous sex therapist was once asked: "Doctor, why do men always want to marry a VIRGIN"?<br />Sex Therapist: "TO AVOID CRITICISM AND COMPARISON"<br />----------------------------<br />L*UND Complans To God<br />Log Mera Missuse Krte Hai<br />Koi G*AND Me<br />Koi C*HUT Me<br />Koi MUH Me<br />Koi HATH Se<br />God-Sb Thik Ho Jayega<br />Bus Tu AKADA Mat kar..<br />-----------------------------<br />mUNNi: Aaj tum mere sath aisa sex karo ke bas meri cheekhein hi nikal jaye<br />Bas phir kya tha<br />JACKY condom pe mirchi laga k chodne laga.. <br /> <strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2011/04/hot-xxx-sms.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2011/03/xx-smsing.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-67552322303461174152011-03-13T09:20:00.000-07:002011-03-19T07:28:52.918-07:00Patni: Darling..<br />Tum Kabhi Meri or Mere gharwalo ki tarif nahi karte..!<br />Pati:<br />Teri CH*UT,<br />Teri maa ki ch*ut,<br />Or<br />sabse badiya<br />teri Behan Ki C*HUT...ab khush<br />----------------------------<br />Pehli bar Jija shadi k bad sasural aya<br />biwi ki chhoti bahen khidki se dekh bole-Lo aa gaya Bhench*od.<br />Ma-Aisa nhi kehte<br />Wo boli-Rishta vahi<br />soch nayi.<br />---------------------------- <br />Tchr- bccho aj hum grammer pdnge<br />1 aurat 1 khidki se jhank rhi h<br />boy-ye ekvachan hua<br />Tchr- bahut si aurte khidkiyo se jhank rhi h.<br />Boy- ye to GB ROAD hua.<br />-----------------------------<br />R*andi ki kahani usi ki zubani :-<br />Mai aayi delhi saher mai,logo ne muje dekha logo ne muje ghura,na chahte hue bi dood pi gaye pura.<br />Ek ldka aya aur usne mera naam bol diya,mai kuch kehti usne pehle mera bl*ous khol diya.<br />Usne pehni shirt bahut achi aur dusre hi pal uske hath me meri kachi.<br />Uske bed pe chadar rang birangi ti aur kuch hi pal me puri nangi ti.<br />Uske pas na koi sawdhani na koi nir*odh tha,bas muje isi bat ka virodh tha.<br />Me darti rahi aur karti rahi,<br />Ch*udne se pehle jitna khil khila rahi thi,bed pe utna hi chila rahi thi.<br />L*und uska meri c*hut ki wadiyo me kho gaya <br />laga jaise koi rajai takia leke so gaya.<br />C*hut ko usne meri pura phad diya,kuch hi der mai uske andar jhad diya.<br />Uska l*und nahi hathi ka l*oda tha,par mai to profsional hu mere liya wo bahut thoda tha.<br />Usne bina condom ke muje c*hod diya laga jaise bina phawde ke ghadda khod diya.<br />L*und dala raha aur subah ho gayi,maine liye paise aur dafa ho gayi..!!<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Teacher:1 Savaal.<br />Ek dal par 5 Chidiya baithi ho aur Tumne unme se 1 ko pathhar mar k gira dia To kitni Chidiya bachegi.?<br />Pappu: Koi nahi,Sab Ud jayengi.<br />Teacher: Nahi,4 bachegi Par tumhari soch mujhe Pasand ayi.<br />Pappu: Mam Mera bhi Sawal he 3 Ladkiya IceCream kha rahi he.<br />1st CHAAT K 2nd KAAT K Aur 3rd <br />CHoooooooS k.<br />Konsi Shadi shuda he.?<br />Teacher(Sharma k) jo CHooooS rahi he.<br />Pappu: Ji nahi Jiske GALE me MANGALSUTRA he,Par apki Soch mujhe b Pasand aayi.<br /><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Dosti BO*OBS Nahi Jo Dab Jaye,<br />Dosti L*UND Nahi Jo Thak Jaye,<br />Dosti GA*AND Nahi Jo Fatt Jaye,<br />Dosti To C*HUT Hai Mere Dost..<br />Jo waqt k sath GEHRI hoti jaye .<br />--------------------------------<br />lady 2 jyotishi --kya mere hath mai daulat ki lakeer hai?<br />jyotishi-- actualy apke paas daulat ki 2 lakeere hai ---<br />1 aage <br />1 peechhe <br />ab apki marzi jis se chaho daulat kamao. <br />---------------------------------<br />while f*ucking <br />girl started shouting PEPSI PEPSI<br />Boy asked whats PEPSI ?<br />she replied<br />"P" -Plz<br />"E"-Enter ur<br />"P" -P*enis<br />"S"-Slowly <br />"I"-Inside. <br />----------------------------------<br />Be-aulad Aurat par Hakim chada hua tha, aur hakim k upper aurat ka pati.<br />kisi ne puchha:Ye kya ?<br />Hakim:check kar raha hu ki kharabi aurat me hai ya mard mai . <br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2011/03/x-rated.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2011/03/xxx-smsing.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-22827464288653987162011-03-13T08:59:00.000-07:002011-03-13T09:37:37.000-07:00F*uck is d only word which can be used 2 xpress many feelings..<br />Revenge - Fk you.<br />Request - Pls Fk off!<br />Failure - Im fked!<br />Anxiety - What the fk is happening?<br />Anger - Get the f*uck out of here.<br />Curious - how the f*uck did you do that?<br />Love - Just f*ucking beautiful!<br />Lust - ah f*uck me baby! Pride - Im a f*ucking genius!<br />Victory - I hav won that f*ucking competition.<br />Sad - Why the f*uck does this happen to me?<br />So enjoy f*ucking in evry emotion.<br />-------------------------------<br />Santa:Ye kon sa station hai?<br />Boy on platfarm: Teri maa ki ch*oot, bho*sadi k niche aake dekhle, bhen ka l*oda nawab ban raha hai.<br />Santa: Chalo bhai, Delhi aa gya..<br />---------------------------------<br />Sex ke baad LADKI ka pehla sabad kya hota hai?<br />"I LOVE U"<br />Nahi<br />"MAZA AAYA"<br />Nahi<br />"HOW ROMANTIC"<br />Nahi<br />The right ans. is<br />Jaanu,meri "PANTY" kidhar fenki<br />------------------------------<br /><br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />3 Kamini ladkiya apni khwahishe bata rahi thi.<br />Pehli:-Mere 2 husbnd hon jo sari raat mujhe bjaye.<br />Dosri :-Mere 4 husbnd ho jo din raat ki shift lagaye.<br />Teesri :-Mera ek hi shohar ho.<br />Uska chota sa l*und ho.<br />Us se mera ek beta ho,<br />Jo bada hoke Yuv*raj bane.<br />Worldcup ka Final ho,<br />Last ball par 2 runs ki zarorat ho,<br />Aur wo out ho jaye.<br />110 Crore logon ki awaaz aaye..<br />"maa ch*od do iski"<br />aur main pitch par jakar bolu-<br />Main Hoon Iski Maa....!!<br /><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Yamraj Hizde Se: Lao Apna Hisaab-Kitaab Do, <br />Duniya Me Kya-Kya Kar Ke Aaye Ho ? <br />Hizda: BHEN K LO*UDE,Bho*sdi K... <br />De K Kya Bheja Tha, Jo Hisab Mang Rha Hai.<br />-------------------------------<br />Pati patni train me upar ki birth pe..<br />Pati : jab me bolu coca cola, tub tu kapde utar dena.<br />Jab me bolu pepsi, tu apne tange khol dena<br />or jab tu bolegi Thumsup to me andar dal dunga..<br />Niche baitha sardar bola..<br />"agar limca mere upar giri to tumhari..<br />MAA CH*OD DUNGA."<br />--------------------------------<br />Aapke jaisa dost khone nahi dunga,<br />Aapko Mujhse alag hone nahi dunga.<br />Roz sms kiya karo Warna....<br />Ga*and me Mirchi dalunga aur dhone bhi nahi dunga!!<br />---------------------------------<br />Dulha Suhagrat pe Dulhan se-<br />Is ghar me rehna hai to Kanjoosi karni hogi.<br />Dulhan:<br />Ji Fir itna tel kyu<br />laga rahe ho,college Me to Mai thook Se kaam chalati thi.<br />------------------------------<br />The pure Urdu name for condom:<br />Ghilaaf-e-auzaar-e-mazaa-e-mohabbat bandish-e-izaafaa-e-nasal.<br />Kuch tamiz seekh lo nalayako.<br />Fugga-fugga karte rehte ho !!!<br />------------------------------<br />Man setting up password,,<br />Wife sitting besides.<br />He typed 'P*ENIS' as his password.<br />Wife fell-off her chair laughing when PC replied-<br />"Password too short..!!<br />-------------------------------<br />KASHTI se<br />Kinare<br />CHOOT gaye<br />ASMA se<br />Sitare<br />TOOT gaye<br />Par tum<br />nahi Sudhre<br />Jahan Dikhi<br />DIWAR,Wahi<br />MOOT gaye.<br /> ,,,<br />( ".)<br /> < )', - - .<br /> LL '. ....... .<br />--------------------------------<br />Ek Army Ka Jawan Apni Suhagrat Me M*uth Marne Laga,<br />Wife:Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?<br />Jawan:Hamley Se Pehle Hawa Me Firing Karna Humari Style Hai..<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2011/03/xx-smsing.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2010/10/xxx-msg-unlimited.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-7797028980602482662010-10-02T00:35:00.000-07:002011-03-13T09:18:23.664-07:00GF, BF ki Underwear Dekh kar- Tum Local use karte Ho,Branded Nhi? <br />BF- Jaat na Pucho Sadhu ki,Puch Lijiyo Gyan,Mol karo Talwar ka,Fati Rehan do myaan..<br />--------------------------<br />C F G J L M N P Q R T U V W X Y Z<br /><br />Tum soch rahe hoge ki baaki ke alphabets kidhar hai.. Baaki ke alphabets neeche hai..<br />B H O S *A D I K E<br />-------------------------<br />Very sexy PATI Wife se 4 bar Sex karne k baad 5vi bar fir-"Aaja Janeman Jawani Deewani Hai"<br />Wife-Bus Kar hara*mjade Ek Hi Ch*ut Hai, Saari UMER Chalaani H.<br />-------------------------<br />Boy: Mere saath Sex kaisa laga? Girl: Chief Guest jaisa. Boy: Such me.!Wo kaise? Girl: Tum jaldi me aye or function khatam hone se pehle hi chale gaye....!<br />-------------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">XXX SMS OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Kisi ka Accident dekne pr xpresions<br />U.S-Oh My God<br />Pak-Ya Allah<br />Afri-O La La<br />Austrlia-Got a Hit<br />INDIAN- Maa Ch*ud gayi behan ke lo*ude ki aur chala tez..!<br /><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Arz kiya hai...<br />Seeng nahi hote hai lomdi ke..<br />Wah waah<br />Seeng nahi hote hai lomdi ke...<br />Aur kaisa hai re tu<br />bho*sdi k<br />Matlab ki HRU<br />--------------------------<br />Mariz-Doctr sab mujhe bat bat pe gali dene aur foran hi bat bhulne ki bimari ha.Doct-apko ye bimari kub se ha? Mariz-TERI MA KI CH*UT Madrch*od Kon si bimari bey.<br />---------------------------<br />Shah*ahan:-G*and Fat Gayi Pyar Me Dewane Ki,<br />Gand Fat Gayi Pyar Me Dewane Ki.<br />Ja*angir:-<br />Maa K La*ude Kya Zarurat Thi Ch*ut Ke Chakkar Mein Tajmahal Banwane Ki..<br />---------------------------<br />A young girl after her honeymoon<br />came fully exhausted and tired,<br />When her friends asked her what happened?<br />She replied :<br />When this 70 year old bastard told me<br />he has saved a lot from last 50 years,<br />“I thought It was MONEY” <br />-----------------------------<br />ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai "ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai"<br />dulha bolta hai "don't worry jate hi loot lunga "<br />-----------------------------<br />A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya hai<br />girl:kuch nahi bus aik lakeer hai<br />thn<br />A girl 2 boy:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya latak raha hai<br />Then boy replied:ye usi lakeer ke fakeer hai<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2011/03/xxx-smsing.html"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuxqNM31Q01eQYLohJLawTWcC_uBfEVFh_vX4N9tSS0wfgYbgrYaJzXl8eb6CiK4Nv1V7-u1MJlqYjftOE7Sd6aMpw855ndBcsnnaMtxsFQGY8VEHK01I2QppmEjEClIurUyACI9LMPvY/s200/img5941046.jpg"></a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2010/09/xxx-masti.html"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEii-7v4huY1T9wdn84-yLR7tkQxXZh6h3ZCPrSrPS9ot626s4Mpgq82L9anCKmKuahU1d3Oj5ov9I5_os_GJ9MFQMJGEKHYL5MJL6fAJmk1pmO7L0ZqVXdN_cf4qWELz-sue5E4AgjOMm4/s200/img5941062.jpg"></span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-60404242060016985252010-09-26T04:45:00.000-07:002010-10-02T01:20:06.122-07:00SUHAGRAAT k baad MUSLIM ladke se DOSTO ne pucha-KAISA raha? LADKA - kabhi apne RELATIVES me SHAADI mat karna. ZARA sa ZOR lagaya to boli-NASIR BHAI ARAAM se.!<br />--------------------<br />Maine unse Puchha<br />"Jaaneman, Batao Jism Se Rooh Kaise Nikalti Hai?"<br />Aur Usne Apne naazuk Haathon Se,<br />Mere tat*te Daba Diye!! <br />--------------------<br />Yeh ladkia<br />Kitni chalak<br />Hoti hai....!<br />Apna 22 rupiya<br />Kilo ka DOODH<br />Dikhakar<br />Hamara<br />240 rupiya<br />Kilo ka GHEE<br />Nikal leti hai<br />Jago grahak jago<br />Save your GHEE.<br />--------------------<br />Sex karte samay Lalaji ki biwi mar gai.Dost: Kaise hua? Lala: Kya pata yar? Mu me mu tha, ch*ut me l*and tha,g*and me ungli thi, pata nhi, atma kaha se nikal gai.<br />--------------------<br />Ek ladki bus me apne bf ki godi me baithi thi.<br />Ladki 2 condctr- Bus dheere chalao jhtke bhut lgte hai.<br />Condctr-Godi me se uth kar dekho madam bus to khadi hai.<br />-------------------- <br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Ra*hi sawant mele me gyi. Waha 2 line lagi thi- dekhne k 20,000/ lagenge- aur perfom krne k 10,000/- milenge.*akhi sawant krne k liye ghusi. Usko cho*dne k liye Ghoda dia gaya. *akhi ne Ghode k saath perform kiya. Dusre din wo dekhne ki line me lagi. Age wale ko pucha ye dikhate kya h? Admi bola aaj pta nhi kya dikhaynge kal to *akhi sawant ko Ghode se ch*udte hue dikhya tha.<img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Man fu*king a Callgirl,Man ka l*and C*hut me nhi ja rha tha,To man uski c*hut pe thuk laga kar l*and dalne laga<br />Calgrl-Gusse me Madherc*hod Rozi Roti pe thukta hai<br />----------------------<br />Bakri Gadhe Ke Upar Chadi to Gadha Bola:- Kya Kar Rahi Ho...? <br />Bakri Boli :- Mai to Mazak Kar Rahi thi.<br />Gadha :- Mai Mazak Karunga to Ankhe Bahar Aa jayengi.<br />----------------------<br />Naai ki Dukan ke par Ghar pe Lady ne Sari Sukhane Dali. Dukan me Andhera ho Gaya..! Naai ne Aawaaz di Arey Bhabi ji, Sari Uper Utha lo, Mujhe Baal kaatne hai..<br />----------------------<br />Barish me ladki k bo*obs dekh ladka bola-apki head light ON ho gayi h<br />Ladki-mera baap bill bharega tumhe kya<br />Ladka-lekin bijli ka khmba to mera hil raha hai....! <br />-----------------------<br />Girls<br />1980=Luv Bt dnt touch <br />90s=Tch Bt dnt kis<br />2000=Kis Bt or kuch Mt Krna <br />2005=Sb Karlo pr kisiko Btana mt<br />2010=Sab Kro Wrna Bta dungi ki Tm Kch nhi kr sakte<br />---------------------------<br />Boy ki l*uli choti thi, isliye wo apni g.f ko andhere me le gaya aur uske hath me de diya..GF boli : Darling U know, I dont smoke, & bidi to bilkul nahi<br />---------------------------<br />Ek ladki >thanedar sahab ek ne meri bo bo dabai, ek ne ch*usi,ek ne G*and mari.THANEDAR>hera*mjadi tum yaha F.I.R.likhane ayi ho ya mera l*and khada kerne.<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2010/10/xxx-msg-unlimited.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2010/09/xxx-mast-msg.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-70472651997466839842010-09-22T07:20:00.000-07:002010-09-26T05:07:44.718-07:00Ek ladki pragnent Ho gayi.<br />Papa:ye sab kya Hai.?<br />Ladki:chote-chote Recharge karvati thi,pata nahi kis "BHEN*CH*OD"ne Lifetime peck Daal Diya.<br />-----------------------<br />Congratulations Bhai, you are Selected for the next KURKURE Advertisement because of your Curved Pen*is. Now you can Proudly Shout:<br />" TEDHA HAI ... PAR MERA HAI<br />------------------------<br />Love isn't measured in HUGS & KISSES. Love is all about RESPECT,TRUST & accepting a prsn with<br />OPEN LEGS,CLOSED EYES,WET LIPS saying''faster baby,faster''<br />-------------------------<br />Teacher - "SURAJ KO DIYA DIKHANA" is muhavare ka arth batao.<br />Student -<br />Iska matlab to vahi hai?<br />Jaise?<br />BHALU KO JHANT DIKHANA....<br />-------------------------<br />Ques-what is i-pill? Ans-its the second best thing that a woman can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy..! Now dont ask me what is first.<br />--------------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;"> XXX SMS OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />xxxmsg.blogspot.com Reporter to Ra*khi sawant:Of which company Do You wana to be Brand Ambassdor?<br />Ra*khi:Ashok LEY LAND<br />Reporter:y?Maam?<br />Ra*khi:Kyunki unke paas hai.they always saying LEY..***D<br />Reporter:Which car you like?<br />Ra*khi:LAURA skoda<br />Reporter:Maam aap kaafi daring hai.Agar koi tmhe kiss krke bhag jaye to tm kya krogi? Ra*khi:Mai sochungi bevkuf ladka tha pura question paper atempt kr skta tha sirf roll no. likh k bhag gya.<br /><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Take my advice dont carry umbrella on a rainy day........ Keep whisper on ur head, coz "yeh ghanto tak geele pan ka ehsaas bhi na hone de "HAPPY MONSOON" ! <br />--------------------------<br />Ladka ladki ke baap se ; main aapki beti kaa haath maangne aaya hun, <br />Ladki kaa baap : kyun?<br />Ladka : kyunki ab mera haath thak gaya hai.. <br />--------------------------<br />SUHAGRAAT k baad MUSLIM ladke se DOSTO ne pucha-KAISA raha? LADKA - kabhi apne RELATIVES me SHAADI mat karna. ZARA sa ZOR lagaya to boli-NASIR BHAI ARAAM se.! <br />--------------------------<br />1 bar exam me ques aya hips par essay likho. Toh santa apni pant kholkar hips dekh raha tha, tabhi ek bacha bola mam santa ne guide khol rakhi hai<br />--------------------------<br />One boy kissing a girl so fast, GIRL: -Itni jaldi kya hai? BOY: - kahi tumhara boyfriend na aajaye. GIRL: - Wo ga*andu kya aayega, wo to SMS padh raha hai !<br />--------------------------<br />BRA & BAR: Both have same alphabets. Both r Drinking zones. Both have restricted time of opening and closing. But once opend, Both make MEN crazy!<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2010/09/xxx-masti.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2010/09/xx-sms_17.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-85915940528822470392010-09-17T09:51:00.000-07:002010-09-22T08:05:38.371-07:00Biology teacher-4 inch pen*is is necessary for pregnancy. A girl asked-mam wat abt 9 inch? teacher-i'm talking abt necessity not luxury....<br />---------------------<br />"Aaj Ka Vichaar" <br />Ladke agar ameer ban jaye to wo bigad jate hai..<br />Aur..<br />Agar ladkiya bigad jaye to wo ameer ban jati hai.<br />----------------------<br />Galib ki biwi ne ch*udai se inkar kiya to usne gusse me farmaya-le jao apni ch*ut ko apni ma k bh*osde me..k ghalib ko apne hath pe aitbar aaj bhi h..<br />----------------------<br />Q: What is the similarity between a woman's breast and a park??<br />=> Both were designed actualy for children but enjoyed by adults!!<br />----------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">XXX SMS OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />xxxmsg.blogspot.com Reporter to Ra*khi Sawant : What is RAPE ?<br />Ra*khi : Well....Main samajhti hun,<br />RAPE is not a crime,<br />U KNOW<br />it's just "SURPRISE SEX"<br />Reporter:Why u make so halla wen Mi*ka kiss you?<br />Ra*khi:Well..,Actually he kissed me on wrong lips....<br />Reporter:Why u r so hot?What u do for that?<br />Ra*khi:Well...,Actually i take hot things..so i m hot.<br />Reporter:Why you dump Ele*sh?He is so tall n handsome...<br />Ra*khi:Well...hmmm..,Actually i dont like tall man with small things.<br /><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Ra*khi Sawant La*lu ko ghar le gayi aur nude ho k boli-Mujhe bandh do aur wo kro jo Bihari sabse achcha krte hai<br />La*lu ne Baalti li or Dudh nikalna shuru kr diya. <br />-----------------------<br />Teacher-what is d oposite of laughin ?<br />Stdnt-sir fu*king..<br />Tchr-wt d hell u sayin...hws it ?<br />Stdnt-in laughin its haa.haa.haa.<br />In fu*kin its aah.aah.aah..<br />-----------------------<br />When people say : "SABBRA KA FAL MEETHA HOTA HAI"! They aren't wrong !<br />..<br />B'coz,<br />They Really mean to say..<br />"SAB"<br />"BRA"<br />"KA"<br />"FAL"<br />MEETHA HOTA HAI.. <br />-----------------------<br />Bache k lu*li katne k waqt<br />Chachi:-Iske Chacha Jesa Nokdar Banana <br />Mami:-Iske Abba Jaisa Gol Topi.<br />Mulla Pant khol K:Apki Marzi Wrna Fashion to Ye Chal rha H.<br />-----------------------<br />Arz kiya hai-<br />unchi g*and ziraf ki,<br />dekh ka*bira roe..<br />wah..wah..<br />unchi g*and ziraf ki dekh ka*bira roe..<br />Aisi g*and kis kam ki..<br />Jo maar sake na koi.<br /> <strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2010/09/xxx-mast-msg.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2010/09/sms-masti-xxx.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-5559497266959190302010-09-14T06:55:00.000-07:002010-09-17T10:21:35.496-07:00Lady 2nd Floor se banana wale ko dekh kar pochti hai Kela Kaise Dega? Banana wala: Memsahab 8 mein 12 Lady: 7(sath) mey 13(tera) Lungi deta hai tou uppar aaja.<br />-----------------------<br />Santa ki Suhagrat ko Light nahi thi Noker se bola Tum Lalten pakdo main SEX karta hu,<br />Noker ne Lalten Pakdi santa SEX karne laga<br />Fir biwi se pucha Maza aaya?<br />Biwi boli: Nahi<br />Phir koshish ki Phir biwi se pucha Ab Maza aaya<br />Bv boli:nahi<br />Santa Nokr ko Bola ye Lalten Muje do Mai Pakdta hun Tum SEX kro<br />Noker shuru huwa Jab Kaam khatm hua<br />Santa ne Bv se pucha: Ab Maza aaya <br />Bv Boli- haan ab aaya<br />Santa Nokar ko Thappd mar k Bola Dekh saale aise Pakadte hai Lalten.<br />------------------------<br />SUHAGRAT KO PATI PATNI SE AK BAR SEX KARNE K BAD OK G00DNIGHT PATNI BOLI AISE KAISE GOODNIGHT PHLE OFF KARO LIGHT FIR L*ING KO TIGHT FIR YO*NI SE KARO FIGHT ....0<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">XXX SMS OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Dr-Apka Pati mar gya h par Lu*nd khada hi h.<br />WIFE:Kat ke uski G*and me dal do!<br />Dr-kyon?<br />Wife-Pure gaon me 1 wohi ched bacha hoga jaha wo nhi daal paya hoga!<br /><br>Ra*khi sawant ka Gang Rape ho raha tha. Wo chilla chilla k keh rehi thi, "Kutto Kamino, BHAGWAN k liye, : : : : : Lado Mat.! Shuru to karo Sabka Number Ayega !!!<br><br />Grammar Teacher-"TOTA NE MAINA KO KISS KIYA" iska Future tense banao? Ek Student- Sir, ab TOTA MAINA ko ch*od kar hi manega...<br><br /> <img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Ek murga ek murgi k peeche bhag raha tha ki murgi truck k niche aa gayi. <br />Murga bola -sali,lagta hai deshi thi.jaan de di lekin izzat bacha li. . .<br />-----------------------<br />Har raat ko balatkar nahi hota.<br />Har uthe l*and se chamatkar nahi hota.<br />Ch*ud jati hai ladkiya apni hi galtiyo se,<br />har baar l*und kusurvar nahi hota...<br />------------------------<br />Sexiest proporal. Boy-do u put ur finger into ur vag*ina while sleeping at nite? girl-yes. Boy-can i replace it wid my pen*is 4d rest of ur life?<br />------------------------<br />Suhag raat Pe patni Ne dekha k pati Ki 1 tang nakli He, usne maa Ko msg bheja, MY HUSBAND HAS ONLY 1 FOOT, mom replied, THATS GOOD, YOUR DAD'S ONLY 5 INCH..<br />------------------------<br />Beta-PitajiYe<br />Bollywood <br />or <br />Hollywood <br />kya hota hai?<br />Baap-Beta,<br />Jaha ladki apne BOLL Se khelne de wo <br />Bollywood <br />Or <br />jaha HOL se khelne de wo <br />HOLLYWooD<br />----------------------<br />BHOOT ne tapasya ki,GOD khush hokar bole-BETA tujhe kya chahiye? BHOOT-Mujhe SEXY ladkiyon ka khoon peena h. GOD-TATHAASTU, Ja wisper baN JA<br />----------------------<br />Jab wife ho out of control. pant ko tu apne khol. chum ke tu uska hole, daal de tu apna pole. l*und ghusa, chu*chi daba, ch*ut mar ke bol bhaiyaaa ALL IZZ WELL...<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2010/09/xx-sms_17.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2010/09/x-sms.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-49153902542480302912010-09-12T08:17:00.000-07:002010-09-14T07:16:48.982-07:00Train me Lutero ne ladki ke zevar lut liye.<br />Log bole :Shukr karo ki izzat nahi luti<br />Ladki chillai:tumhari ma ka bho*sda!! izzat bech-bech k hi to zevar liye the.<br />-------------------<br />Bip*asha Dancing Public Clapping, Removes TOP More Claps, Removes BRA More Claps, Removes PANTY Silence! why? Qki "Taali 1 Hath Se Nahi Bajti"<br />-------------------<br />Sardarni:"Aaj tum mere sath aisa "SEX" karo ke meri chikhne ki awaaz dur dur tak sunai de"<br />Bas phir kya tha, Sardar ne Condom pe Mirch laga ke pel diya.<br />-------------------<br />Zindgi pe blue film ka saya hai, ch*ut ka sukh tumne kaha paya hai, tum sust rehte ho kisi ki yaad me, or log sochte hai ki tharki aaj phir mu*th maar kar aaya hai.<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">XXX SMS OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Dukandar se bacha bola=suji h?<br />Dukndr=haan! Bachha=to marwai kyo thi bho*sdike.<br />Nxt day <br />Bacha-suji h? Dukndr-nai h<br />Bacha-to dukan kya ga*and marane ko kholi h bho*sdike...<br><br />Aurat Hakim se:Mujhe doodh nahi aata<br />Hakim:Hum har cheez choos ke check karte hain<br />Aurat:Thik hai pehle Abbajaan ko chek karo unko 2 din se peshaab nahi aaya!<br /><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Lady-1 Shampoo plz<br />Shopkpr-Agr Head k bal dhone h to HEAD N SHOLDER<br />Or agr PANTY k bal dhone h to PANTENE le lo<br />Lady-GARNIER do Ga*nd k dhone he.<br />---------------------<br />WIFE Sexy mood me boli : Aaj mujhe rassi se bandhkar jo karna chahte ho kar lo.? HUSBAND ne WIFE ko bandh diya aur NAUKRANI ko thok diya...!<br />---------------------<br />Ek budda STD pe call krne gya.STD pe oprater ek ladki kursi pe baithi thi..ladki-baba..khan kroge.?budda srma k-ab kursi pe to hoga ni..niche bori bicha le.<br />---------------------<br />Ch*udai k do imp. Rules<br />Pehli bar ese ch*odo k dobara kabhi milegi nahi or dusri bar ese ch*odo k pehle kabhi ch*oda e nahi<br />---------------------<br />"al hule hula-am hulla hul bin bule bulaam lulla lul muqammil hiqrit"<br />ye l*and chhota karne ka mantar hai<br />jo ab tak aap padh chuke hain..<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2010/09/sms-masti-xxx.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2010/09/adult-sms.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-59008424663117248592010-09-09T08:07:00.000-07:002010-09-12T08:34:50.881-07:001chuha 1 hthni ko jngle me ch*od rha tha<br />Aadiwasi ne chupke se bhala hthni p feka<br />hthni ki maut ho gyi<br />Chuha-do jhtke sahe ni jate aajaati h ga*and marwane..<br />----------------------<br />Profesor:kya Naam hai?Grl: Mohini. Prof:aage kya lagati ho?Grl:ji, Whisper. Prof:sorry, i mean peeche kya lagati ho? Grl:(sharmaake) ji, sarso ka tel.<br />----------------------<br />"CHUTKULE" ? Na Hote to Baat Baat me Mazaa Na Aata?????<br />Par Hum Kehte hai ki,?????????????????? "CH*UT" aur "KULHE"<br />Na Hote to RAT RAT BHAR MAZA Na Aata!<br />-----------------------<br /> "Wedding"<br /> "Invitation"<br />Mr & Mrs KanJar Singh Request Your Ch*utiya Presence On the fu*c*king Marriage Of Their bh*encho*d Son:<br /> "LO*RA SINGH"<br /> Weds<br /> "fU*DDI RANI"<br />D/O Mr. & Mrs. Dalla.<br />VENUE: Chameli r*andi da kotha, Bh*osri Pura,<br />District:<br />KanJar Abad,<br />Ch*udai Pur, Randistan.<br />Program:CHUMA CHAtti on 14 Apr.<br />MU*MMA DIKHAI, 15 Apr<br />CH*OOT CHATAI, 16 apr<br />Full THOKA THAKI 17 Apr<br />RSVP:<br />Mama Mu*thal<br />Nanna Lo*rey Lal<br />Masi Kusi Devi<br />Baby Lu*lly <br />----------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">XXX SMS OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />1 Badshah shikar par gaya. Usne 1 Hirni dekhi Uska naam 'TERI' tha Badshah ne usko goli maar di wo zakhmi ho gai aur tarapne lagi, Badshah jaldi se TERI k paas gya lekin TERI ghode k paaon k neechy aa kar marr gai Sawal hai ki "TERI" kis ne maari thi? Badshah ne Ya Ghode ne....? <br><br />INDIAN:- Sir PAKISTAN se 16inch ka Condom ka order mila hai. MANAGER:- Ye kamine hume jaleel krna chahte hai,Order tayar kro aur likh do""SMALL SIZE""<br /><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Boy Ne Mariage Bureau Pe cal Kia-MERE DONO HATH OR PAV NAHI H<br />KYA MERI SHADI HO SAKTI H<br />Lady-Apka 'WOH' To H na?<br />Boy-Usi se to DIAL KIYA HAI!???<br />-----------------------<br /> LESBIAN kisko kehte hain? - <br />2 kamini ladkiyan, Jo mard ko khush nahi dekh sakti!<br />-----------------------<br />Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha-"tumne shadi se pehle kitni bar sex kiya h?" patni ne ek lifafa usko pakda diya jisme mung dal k kuch dane or 200 rs.tPati-"ye kya h?"patni-me jb sex krti thi to ek dana is lifafe me daal deti thi".pati-(dane gin kr) bs 10 bar sex kiya? or 200 rs dekh kr bola iska kya matlab? Patni-"10 din pehle 3 kg mung bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain."<br />------------------------<br />Child offered lady 4sex<br />LADY-Tum itne chote ho meri jawani ka bojh kaise uthaoge?<br />Child-Janeman kya hua ke chuha bori utha nahi sakta magr phaad to sakta hai.<br />---------------------<br />1Sadhu Gali Se Ja Raha Tha<br />Tabhi Uspe BRA Aa Giri<br />Sadhu- Hey Prabhu, Ye Teri Kesi Leela H, Aam Koi Aur Chus Raha H Aur Chilke Humpe Phek Raha Hai..!!<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2010/09/x-sms.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2010/09/x-rated-sms.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-40593625783380456182010-09-07T08:06:00.000-07:002010-09-09T08:25:05.400-07:00Apke Lu*nd aur Zubaan me samanta-Dono me Haddi nahi h<br />Dono par kabu rakhna mushkil<br />Dono se Laar tapkati h<br />Dono ko tarah tarah k item Chakhne ka shauk h<br />-----------------------<br />Agar NIPPLES ko Hindi me<br />'BUNDI' kahete hai<br />To<br />BOOBS ko kya kahenge?<br /> BUNDI<br /> Ke<br /> LADDU<br />( . ) ( . )<br />------------------------<br />Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Ladkiyo Ke Bade-Bade Boobs Dekhna Chahte Hain?<br />"DONATE UR EYES"<br />Ek Achhey Msg Ko bhi in kamino ko Kaise Bhejana Pad Raha Hai..!<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">XXX SMS OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Life me kitni bi badi problem aaye. Bus 1bar apne GA*AND pe hath rkhna or kahena "ALL Iz WELL".Kyunki problem me sbse pehli admi ki G*AND hi fatt ti hai<br>Mere Aansuo me Uski Tasvir Basi h,<br />Pr Wo Behan ki lo*di Kisi or se Fasi h.<br />Dekhna 1 Din Mai Uski Kabbar Khodunga<br />or<br />Usi Kabbar Me Uski Behan Cho*dunga.. <img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Grl-how does my hole luk b4 SEX<br />Boy-Like a Pink Rose with soft petals,perfumed Aroma<br />Grl-n after SEX<br />Boy-Evr seen a santa's mouth after Drinkng Lassi..<br />-----------------------<br />Teacher-Ladki Aur Ladke me kya fark hai.?<br />Chintu-Ladki 1 saal me Ek hi bache ki maa ban sakti hi.<br />But,<br />Ladka 1 saal me 365 bachon ka Baap ban sakta hai...<br />-----------------------<br />Ek aurat rikshe se giri to uski Saari upar ho gayi,<br />Fatafat uth kar boli-<br />" Dekhi meri furti "<br />Rikshaw wala: Haan dekhi,<br />par hamari taraf isko fu*ddi Kehte hain.<br />------------------------<br />Girl 2 police man: 'sir, yesterday a man raped me..<br />First he tore my saree.<br />Then he removd my blouse & bra.<br />Then he pressd my boobs.<br />He suckd my nip*ples.<br />Aftr that he tore my panty & then lickd my c*unt 4 20 minutes.<br />Finally he put his pen*is inside my pu*ssy and enjoyed after 20 minutes he entered his pen*is into my as*s finally he split his sperm in my br*east sir.<br />Police: ab me pahle F.I.R likhu ya m*uth maru?....<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2010/09/adult-sms.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2010/09/xx-sms.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-15688351513421688072010-09-07T07:31:00.000-07:002010-09-07T08:29:24.892-07:001 Doctor punjabi Bache ki lu*lli ke tanke katne aaya. <br />Dr:Beta! wo dekho uppr sone ki chidiya. <br />Bachha: bhen*ch*od Tu niche hi dekh, aand mt kaat diyo...<br />-------------------<br />Ladki ke let aane par <br />BOY-Chand taaro ko bhi neend aa rahi hai teri maa ki ch*ut tu ab aa rahi hai <br />GIRL-Maa ki ch*ut ka na de wasta kholti hu bra karle nashta<br />-------------------<br />Geeli Geeli Ch*oot mein Lu*nd Fisal gaya,<br />Wah wah<br />Wah wah!<br />Geeli Geeli Ch*oot mein Lu*nd fisal gaya.<br />Par Dono Goti pareshan hai ke "USTAD" kidhar<br />nikal gaya?<br />--------------------<br />AdultGyan<br />Suhagrat ko dulha bola: Jaan, aaj tumhe chand pe le jaoon ya taaron pe? <br />Dulhan sharma k boli:Yeh to Aapka rocket dekh ke hi bata paungi<br />--------------------<br />AdultGyan<br />MARIJ-Dr.Mera Khada<br />Nahi Hota<br />Dr-Nurse, BRA Utarao Ab<br />MARIJ-No<br />Dr-Nurse, PANTY Utaro Ab<br />MARIJ-No<br />Dr-Ab Bahar Ja Saale<br />Mera Khada Ho Gaya Hait<br />---------------------<br />AdultGyan<br />Due To Shortage Of<br />Swine Flu Masks<br />Govt Requested All Girls Not To Wear BRA<br />Coz..<br />One BRA Can Be Used For Making 2 Masks<br />Aao Ladkiyo Aao.!<br />-------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Mashooqa k inkar pe Gazal:<br />"Yu humko Stane ki zarurat kya thi Ga*and meri Jalane ki Zarurat kya thi"<br />"Jo Nhi tha Ishq to keh diya hota,<br />Maa apni chu*dwane ki zarurat kya thi"<br />"Maloom tha ye khwaab Toot Jaenge to<br />Neend me aa kr dabwane ki zarurat kya thi"<br />"Ishq pr lgti rehti hai hr dour me Pabandi,<br />Mera lu*nd pakad k hilane ki zarurat kya thi.."<br />"Maan lia ye 1tarfa mohabbat thi magar<br />Bhen ki l*odi Dekh kr mujhe apni ch*oot khujane ki zaroorat kya thi..<br><br />AdultGyan<br />Gal- Itna Chota PURSE Par Dam 9999/<br />Dukandar- Beti.. Ye LU*ND K Khaal Se Bana Hai, Hath Firate Hi SUITCASE Ban Jayega...<br /><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Arz kiya hai<br />Ch*ut ne kaha Lu*nd se ch*ud jaane ke baad,<br />Ch*ut ne kaha Lu*nd se ch*ud jaane ke baad,<br />Dekho Kaise sharma ke baitha hai,matlb nikal jane k bad.<br />-------------------<br />NAADAN HAI WO LOG JO CH*UT KA INTJAR KARTE HAI. <br />MARD TO WO HAI JO APNE HATH SE KAM TAMAM KARTE HAI. NA KOI "PANCHAYT" NA KOI "DAND" APNI MUTTHI APNA LU*ND.<br />--------------------<br />Boy : Tumhari Salvaar Fati Huyi hai..... <br />Girl : Fashion hai..... <br />Boy : Acha Ji, Khud Faado to Fashion, Hum Faade to Dafa 376.,.!<br />--------------------<br />Class Me Padate Hue MADAM K Blouse K Do Button Khul Gai Ye Dekh Kar Do Ladke Hasne Lage Is Par Madam Boli- 'Chup Hote Ho Ya Nikalu Bahar Dono Ko'. :-)<br />--------------------<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2010/09/x-rated-sms.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2010/09/xxx-sms.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1464761527910408381.post-78974851895968371272010-09-06T08:17:00.000-07:002010-09-07T07:59:01.564-07:00Kisi nihayat mad*archod shayar ne arz kiya hai.<br />Gaur farmayieaga..<br />Tamatar khao khun badhao buland karo hausala..<br />M*uth maro l*and badhao faad dalo bho*sda.. :D<br />-----------------------<br />1 Condom ki kimat tum kya jano THARKI,Aids ka bachav hota hai 1 condom.L*und ke sar ka taj hota hai 1 condom.Har ch*udne wali ladki ka khwab hota hai 1 condom.<br />-----------------------<br />Nurse:Sardarji, Mubarak ho Aapko Judwa bete Hue hai...<br />Sardarji:Ye to hona hi tha Maine Kosish jo dono taraf se ki thi !!<br />-----------------------<br />Saali Mini Skirt Meh Jija Ke Paas Aakar: Jiju, dekho toh jhukne se meri penty toh nahi dikhti..??<br />Jiju: Pahle pehan toh lo..!!<br />Sali: "APRIL - FOOL Banaya...<br />------------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />MUHAWARE:-<br />1>G*and khujana-Chintan Karna<br />2>G*and Ghisna-Parishram Karna.<br />3>G*and Dikhana-Samashya Se Dur Bhagna.<br />4>G*and Me Ungli Karna- Samasya Utpann Karna.<br />5>G*and Jalna-Irshya Karna.<br />6>G*and Fatna-Darr Jana.<br />7>G*and Marna-Dushmani Nikalna<br />8>G*and Marwana-Gulami Karna<br />9>G*and Me Titar Ka Baal-Bahut Jyada Active Hona<br />10>G*and Pe Laat Marna-Reject Karna.<br />11>G*and me Ghusna-Chamchagiri Karna.<br />Aur.<br />12>G*and Me Kida- SMS Chahe Jitna Lamba Ho,<br />Pura Padhna.. <img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Kuwari Ladki Ko Baccha Ho Gaya.<br />Boy Frnd : Kaise hua ?<br />Ladki Pyar Se Boli : Jis Raat Tumhe SWAPN-DOSH Hua, Mera Bluetooth on tha...<br />-------------------------<br />Suhagraat pe husband wife ko sirf kiss karke so gaya<br />subah maa boli:beti mandir jaane se pehle naha lo.<br />Bahu(gusse se) maa ji sirf brush krwa lo baki sb SAAF H!<br />-------------------------<br />Oscar nominated blue films 2010:<br />1) R*andi ki g*and me Dandi<br />2) Saali jawan jija pareshan<br />3) Latakta khanjar kachhe k andar<br />4) Padosan k Ch*ucche sabse Uncche<br />5) Utaar ke panty so gai aunty<br />6) Zalim la*uda lage hathoda<br />7) Peticot me visfot<br />8)R*andi kardi Thandi<br />9)Paan khaye muniya,maa ch*udaye duniya..<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/2010/09/xx-sms.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/07/zindagi-ka-sabse-khatarnak-stunt.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0