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Hate it, love it, tell me what you think…

At night, I would lay alone in my twin-sized bed and wonder where my brother was…

Dogs are forever in the pushup position…

Rice is great if you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something…

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If someone would’ve told me that all I needed to make ‘next-level beats’ was to own my own PC computer, I could be so rich by now! Damn you DJ HighTech!!

After watching this, I paid a visit to UrbanDictionary.com and sure enough, new definitions have been posted. Here are a couple I found there:

• First, take the Stanley Cup and fill it to the brim with maple syrup, then cut the antlers off of a moose (preferably live) and dip the ends into the maple syrup, then, while two women perform a sixty-nine on each other, you insert the moose antlers into their rectums and stand over them, masturbating and singing “God Save the Queen,” being sure to end every phrase with “Eh?”
• The sexual act of covering moose antlers with maple syrup leaving it out overnight and sticking the bug covered antlers into as many orifices as possible while your partner beats you over the head with the Stanly Cup. Then using the resulting blood and semen to draw a portrait of Queen Elizabeth ii all while listning to Rush or Bryan Adams
• Is when you put a miniature #99 Wayne Gretzky jersey on your cock, then pull your foreskin over another dude’s circumsized penis which has a miniature #66 Mario Lemieux jersey on and dock with him; while being watched by a Sasquatch, Brian Mulroney, and the Blue Nose.
• The act of pouring maple syrup on one’s genetalia in order to attract moose. When you get off from the moose licking at the syrup, you cum in the stanley cup, and then poop in the cup, and then mix it up and eat it.
• The depraved sex act of taking moose antlers, covering them in maple syrup and then impaling hookers on each point, whereupon a midget fucks the stanley cup while the onlookers are fellated by the antler engorged prostitutes
• Arching your body in a way so your palms are on the ground behind your head facing northward. A loosely clad spotter then pours maple syrup in to your urethra. A big burly lumberjack type slowly caresses your nipple with a moose antler, while gently weeping. After the syrup starts spilling over out of earlier mentioned Urethra, a Toronto Maple Leafs fan breaks your jaw open with a stolen Stanley cup before several Mounties detain him. The lumberjack then cleans up all the blood and syrup.

And that was only from 4 of about 60 pages…

By far the creepiest part is the man at the end dressed up as the sheep with the fucked up laser eyes. Watching him crawl around in that field made me wonder, how desperate would I have to get for money to agree to do that?

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This is a clip from the movie ‘The Invention of Lying’. Basically the premise of the movie is that human beings have not evolved the ability to lie except for this one man (played by Ricky Gervais). One of the effects of this ends up being that religion does not exist, so when his mom is on her death bed and fearing the thought of going into an eternity of nothingness, he consoles her by telling her about the afterlife, which everyone hearing this believes to be true, and so in effect turns into a prophet. Hilarity ensues…

All in all its a great idea for a movie, and pretty well executed (it kind of drags in the end but for the most part its pretty funny).

Merry Christmas!

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