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Your browser does not support iframes. The only good thing about this gruesome video is that Joe Girardi looks like a flying squirrel when he's running to the Outfield in his BP jacket. Actually, that's pretty awesome. But I digress... Oh, Mo. Can this really be the end? Future Hall of Famer Mariano Rivera, #42, the greatest Closer in baseball history, seems to have torn his ACL and Meniscus

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Get out there, boys-- the Super Bowl is over and IT'S FINALLY BASEBALL SEASON!This Off Season brought some changes that Yankees fans should be excited about. Most importantly, the acquisition of RHP Michael Pineda, a Young Stud from Seattle, who is the gold nugget in a deal that sent our Slugging Savior, C/DH Jesus Montero to the Mariners. With great Catching prospects like Austin Romine and

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Okay, well, the Yanks season ended up being a total flop at the end. A-Rod didn’t look too bothered by the fact that he struck out to put the final nail in the coffin (again), and I’m still convinced the only reason he swung was because he didn’t want to strike out looking (again)- cuz then he’d be some kind of shithead, yah? The fact that they brought him back from the DL about 3 weeks too

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Congratulations to the New York Yankees on clinching the AL East last week! We at YankeesButts couldn’t be happier! The above pic was snapped at the stadium as the celebration began, and while we can’t be certain exactly which Yankees Butt it is, to the trained eye, it appears that Nick Swisher is about to grab a bottle of bubbly and go to town on his teammates! Ahhhh, grown men in goggles,

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Ahh, hello loyal readers, and welcome to a slightly belated start to the 2011 Yankees Butts season! Thanks for tuning in! It's been long enough, let's do this!It's only fair to start the 2011 season with one of the most productive players of the first half: CF, #14, Curtis Granderson. Grandy is one of the American League leaders in both Home Runs & RBI's and the MLB leader in Runs scored.

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It's been awhile, but rest assured, Yankees Butts has not left you. I've read your complaints/threats, and realize there's a great need for some Yankees Butts action STAT.And never has a Yankees Butt needed us so badly as it does right now. Alex Rodriguez just happened to be strolling along one day and hit 599 home runs without anyone paying attention to him. Every day since: 30 reporters ask

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As if they knew a totally cute blogger was admiring their fine Yankees Outfielding Butts from the bleachers.Yes, they're also assessing (ha?) the damage from the recent boxing match that destroyed the precious field, but more importantly, this spontaneous photo-op from the recent Phillies series has afforded us a chance to throw some love out to the 2010 Yankees OF.#33, Swishaa's trimmed down in

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That's A-Rod down there. You can tell it's A-Rod because his socks are up. Also, because A-Rod has a really nice Yankees Butt. In a way, #13, 3B, Alex Rodriguez's butt was the inspiration for this blog. A friend needed some cheering up and the only 100% bulletproof way to make that happen, was to send her a picture of A-Rod's butt. This pic, actually. And it worked, because aside from being

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Massive free agent signing for the 2009 season (and beyond), #25, 1B MVP Candidate Mark Teixeira is today's Featured Yankees Butt.Though his legendary slow starts seem to drag on forever, we all know the type of numbers Teixeira will put up by the end of the season. Mark hit a bump in the road a couple of weeks ago after fouling a ball off his foot, but if the past 2 games are any indication,

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Thus far, we've only praised some farm-raised Yankees Butts. Today we're gonna stir things up a bit and check out some wild stock. A Yankees Butt so wild, it could not be tamed by Ozzie Guillen himself: #33, OF/1B/P Nick Swisher. SWISHAA*!!Nick was a wonderful addition to the Yanks last year. His sometimes obnoxious ability to take walks at integral moments in the game would finally work to

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In honor of his return to the lineup a couple of days ago, it's time to welcome #20, Catcher & DH Jorge Posada, back from the DL with an official Yankees Butts nod. While he doesn't do it so much for me, I have a number of friends who swear by Jorge Posada's Yankees Butt. In fact, a few years back, my friend H and I grabbed some Iftar boxes from a street vendor (it was Ramadan) and headed to

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Oh, my. # 29, Francisco Cervelli. He gives new meaning to the term, "Backup Catcher". Ho, ho! See what I did there? High-fives? Anyone? Objectification aside, I absolutely love watching Francisco play. He breathes some energy into the team, is animated at the plate, calls a great game, knows how to work a walk, and has become a clutch hit & RBI monster. His awesome Yankees Butt happens

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Welcome to Yankees Butts, a totally innappropriate blog. I can't think of a better way to launch a blog ("blaunch"), than with a picture of Derek Jeter's butt. Yes, good ol' #2, the Captain. Possibly my favorite Yankees Butt of them all. I'm not a robot, folks.This picture of Cap'n Jetes was taken on 8/10/09, vs. the Blue Jays.Notice, Lyle Overbay's butt is also in the shot-- meh. This is

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