tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86590591794026179582024-10-07T03:46:25.429-03:00Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comBlogger531125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-88135043735027955492017-01-09T11:52:00.001-03:002017-01-09T11:52:15.225-03:00Pessoal, devido a problemas com a internet, as postagens serão colocadas a noite!<br /> <br /> Valeu!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-969251487555325082017-01-06T08:18:00.000-03:002017-01-06T08:18:03.544-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: &quot;verdana&quot; , sans-serif;">O que será que está se passando pela cabeça do meu amor agora!</span></div> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvbQXpf9Nl1_tvmcG9a_mkgGCQrrLxPVZ3terGmXv_rykD1JrxW49UcgvDR-jeqf-JSnme3jHvTsR_Rc3Jbdr8_mEXevwZWVFmH02-CnsM77QjoWtZ-5yM7Ny_ojAZ7AQnLdivmshKLPwM/s1600/intuicao-dos-signos.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="424" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvbQXpf9Nl1_tvmcG9a_mkgGCQrrLxPVZ3terGmXv_rykD1JrxW49UcgvDR-jeqf-JSnme3jHvTsR_Rc3Jbdr8_mEXevwZWVFmH02-CnsM77QjoWtZ-5yM7Ny_ojAZ7AQnLdivmshKLPwM/s640/intuicao-dos-signos.jpg" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: &quot;verdana&quot; , sans-serif;">Ele neste momento!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: &quot;verdana&quot; , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: &quot;verdana&quot; , sans-serif;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhColyf7_pi78w67S1r8g0BwT2U0yzoDM_8WebUQv_a1AznSmrXtaGbnvCDL2-ewnjL_IPkGD5nhda94ZDahqv75gPrTf8RTxaWTbwENMI_uG4V8RBw7rrQxs3g_D-sGYzqr3OS19igFjrn/s1600/images.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="358" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhColyf7_pi78w67S1r8g0BwT2U0yzoDM_8WebUQv_a1AznSmrXtaGbnvCDL2-ewnjL_IPkGD5nhda94ZDahqv75gPrTf8RTxaWTbwENMI_uG4V8RBw7rrQxs3g_D-sGYzqr3OS19igFjrn/s640/images.jpg" width="640" /></a></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: &quot;verdana&quot; , sans-serif;">O que realmente está se passando na cabeça dele agora!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: &quot;verdana&quot; , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: &quot;verdana&quot; , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/hp9kSWwwRLo" width="560"></iframe> <br /> <span style="font-family: &quot;verdana&quot; , sans-serif;">Pepino<br />Pepino</span><br /> <span style="font-family: &quot;verdana&quot; , sans-serif;">Pepino de novo!!</span><br /> <span style="font-family: &quot;verdana&quot; , sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: &quot;verdana&quot; , sans-serif;">A mais pura verdade hahahahahahahahahaha</span></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-1257078597147778532017-01-06T07:54:00.000-03:002017-01-06T07:54:06.500-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhksCIDRFDxiFPotYPpmxXaw0P_qyIgQDEWNui4vuUakdWnMBgPzBHJ1738p0fy0GSjVZvMXq7UXKqIzmKySVZdklNbJ39QR0N7Ed7YHhezvj8kO0DQXVYrrUurCjj_OyTXK_xCgGlZpqWr/s1600/aG0q0dz_460s.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhksCIDRFDxiFPotYPpmxXaw0P_qyIgQDEWNui4vuUakdWnMBgPzBHJ1738p0fy0GSjVZvMXq7UXKqIzmKySVZdklNbJ39QR0N7Ed7YHhezvj8kO0DQXVYrrUurCjj_OyTXK_xCgGlZpqWr/s640/aG0q0dz_460s.jpg" width="572" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Você é bonito, você é legal e você é importante! ahahahahah</span></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-81513959481042884822017-01-06T07:51:00.000-03:002017-01-06T07:51:01.928-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggohj1roHDEjn2CZoABwxj2FLfhZqVmeedVUrdx51g9mryEVrJ6QQ1330OEHdHzyeWya6Ek_GPjR-8oJTugnngFUHWCYf_BV_LiWwIB82ME6qc0u1yEL8ul-E6ZGWnKyltKfwaHUj4Kv0a/s1600/a37D4QN_460s.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="638" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggohj1roHDEjn2CZoABwxj2FLfhZqVmeedVUrdx51g9mryEVrJ6QQ1330OEHdHzyeWya6Ek_GPjR-8oJTugnngFUHWCYf_BV_LiWwIB82ME6qc0u1yEL8ul-E6ZGWnKyltKfwaHUj4Kv0a/s640/a37D4QN_460s.jpg" width="640" /></a>,</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Faça a sua escolha com cuidado...hahahahahahaha</span></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-27267866304107486682017-01-06T07:49:00.000-03:002017-01-06T07:49:07.381-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMEFJxtS-gwROvan5sNw0sbRMw-32-RHQiUdaAxoJinXNB9j3In3PLWveQCjhnn93efWs__hmjXbeSTv5hKgHMdFTJbDAgMcr0bGq03ClRZ8yPqQYgGptYK7c1EZqL3FhsNY319qrYDouZ/s1600/azrzmqZ_460s.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="618" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMEFJxtS-gwROvan5sNw0sbRMw-32-RHQiUdaAxoJinXNB9j3In3PLWveQCjhnn93efWs__hmjXbeSTv5hKgHMdFTJbDAgMcr0bGq03ClRZ8yPqQYgGptYK7c1EZqL3FhsNY319qrYDouZ/s640/azrzmqZ_460s.jpg" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robin Williams após tocar a mão de um fã!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEid6GEs7R9jydnffqz0vwp9NHwEwQlXz073Ibfic_jJC6wh0LoNO0uFqRAimFc4gqrNG2MAgjtM2dJHlDQpZkrXLZKvbDFyy-e6yn0lZ5maT4afhRxkoYGgNVVjNvjfH0W82ws6HDZ1ZpyL/s1600/2d839c7c146410975591702006_700wa_0.gif" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="352" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEid6GEs7R9jydnffqz0vwp9NHwEwQlXz073Ibfic_jJC6wh0LoNO0uFqRAimFc4gqrNG2MAgjtM2dJHlDQpZkrXLZKvbDFyy-e6yn0lZ5maT4afhRxkoYGgNVVjNvjfH0W82ws6HDZ1ZpyL/s400/2d839c7c146410975591702006_700wa_0.gif" width="400" /></a></span></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-83724875685428739452017-01-06T07:38:00.000-03:002017-01-06T07:38:09.299-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-Nrg_MwTwt6s0EXe63rOnqhduFgE9HyEQkYLtYcbBFGAVYRAmwY11gfZhOSe0yTTu1BUctwX_yui_4NW7qW2rHrj_zqGX5MVt1uOiYEj3h2D1qgNCTWHB9r5yse0uDAYLZmJSsNyWUydC/s1600/a6MzN09_460s.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-Nrg_MwTwt6s0EXe63rOnqhduFgE9HyEQkYLtYcbBFGAVYRAmwY11gfZhOSe0yTTu1BUctwX_yui_4NW7qW2rHrj_zqGX5MVt1uOiYEj3h2D1qgNCTWHB9r5yse0uDAYLZmJSsNyWUydC/s640/a6MzN09_460s.jpg" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">E a mágica do efeito faz tudo parecer ser real..</span></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-1222953905491857372017-01-06T07:16:00.000-03:002017-01-06T07:16:01.151-03:00<div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2;"> Um bêbado entra em um ônibus e encontra uma freirinha. Ele embebido em álcool não se contém e começa a fazer elogios ao corpo escultural da freira.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Freira gostosa, cheirosa, vou te fazer mulher, esquecer a religião.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> A freira se manteve indiferente durante toda a viajem.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> Quando a freira desceu, o trocador, que observara aquela situação, dirigindo-se ao bêbado, lhe disse:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Ficou interessado na freira? Mulherão né? Eu também já fiquei apaixonado. Se quiser alguma coisa, ela desce aqui todos os dias, às 19:00 e vai para frente do cemitério esperar que Jesus se revele a ela.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> O bêbado no dia seguinte não pensou duas vezes.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> Se vestiu a caráter e foi para a frente do cemitério, às 19:00. Chegando lá, a freirinha já estava esperando Jesus.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> O bêbado se aproximou e se identificou:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Freirinha, seus dias de espera terminaram. Estou aqui para purificar de seus pecados.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Não acredito. Depois de tanto tempo me resguardando para você, finalmente me aparece. Mas como vou saber que é você mesmo?</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> O bêbado, maliciosamente responde:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Você se lembra daquele bêbado que ontem lhe importunava? Pois é, foi eu quem evitou que ele lhe fizesse mal.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> A freirinha não conteve de emoção. Declarou seu amor ao Jesus e se entregou.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> O bêbado, cheio de si, fez a festa. Se entrelaçaram por duas horas. Quando terminou não se agüentava de rir.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Freirinha burra. Você é muito inocente. Você se lembra do bêbado de ontem à noite? Pois é. Sou eu. Fiquei te esperando vestido de Jesus e você acreditou.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> A freirinha emendando a risada do bêbado respondeu:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Burro é tu. Eu não sou freira. Eu sou o trocador.</div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-37505233069622677822017-01-06T07:10:00.000-03:002017-01-06T07:10:02.061-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIUNiqGsFXLhkvNiezBQtl7wcmD1oa4Iw6i0wy7BNugzwANYLdNlgFER6XfzkkE_opFvy9iuwe6iyPm2PHgh_g7Z4AFHQ7_3GvDen0RYgJvTJJyuTDe2m1kkKHh5T9-VfX2IgHtocMZ2oX/s1600/aprnyx9_460s.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="358" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIUNiqGsFXLhkvNiezBQtl7wcmD1oa4Iw6i0wy7BNugzwANYLdNlgFER6XfzkkE_opFvy9iuwe6iyPm2PHgh_g7Z4AFHQ7_3GvDen0RYgJvTJJyuTDe2m1kkKHh5T9-VfX2IgHtocMZ2oX/s640/aprnyx9_460s.jpg" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Eu sabia, sabia, um presente maravilhoso! hahahaahaha</span></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-62208404498433707822017-01-06T07:05:00.000-03:002017-01-06T07:05:06.950-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjffwcdwMS3NHbGI3SrsITA4a9NO7NAK3fkA1GxoiPxc_OeMEBa-pNS1q7fnoEeWbg1paiP0KAvX5Fmzj_wxUqsEwqy225ICXv1VhxlxYUg9zO7ZGPqi2UGOB3dB9MCZojn-LXSoyyaJjCG/s1600/avrVngZ_460s.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjffwcdwMS3NHbGI3SrsITA4a9NO7NAK3fkA1GxoiPxc_OeMEBa-pNS1q7fnoEeWbg1paiP0KAvX5Fmzj_wxUqsEwqy225ICXv1VhxlxYUg9zO7ZGPqi2UGOB3dB9MCZojn-LXSoyyaJjCG/s640/avrVngZ_460s.jpg" width="360" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpqykCaqUAMaL0T4eKjc_UpkTyC1ADtlCXuu1j0IAT7VWIV0T3U5ASJ9mvern3BgfTYohVcZf3iJ-B6Yg9n-pwD-45cThiGqQqaJWnwSX0ABNnjhv-zGJJ4GJ8XokbQfzPKXM4jFcYcB_K/s1600/cutememe_8653v1nm.png" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpqykCaqUAMaL0T4eKjc_UpkTyC1ADtlCXuu1j0IAT7VWIV0T3U5ASJ9mvern3BgfTYohVcZf3iJ-B6Yg9n-pwD-45cThiGqQqaJWnwSX0ABNnjhv-zGJJ4GJ8XokbQfzPKXM4jFcYcB_K/s400/cutememe_8653v1nm.png" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Tão "bunitinho" hahahahahaa</span></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-42916287257992735312017-01-06T06:53:00.000-03:002017-01-06T06:53:06.753-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjC2dsq2ZehZGOc9Eo8Z42V0Uajzx_Fam1aYCWaLY3K_TIcqrb_I4-lDB5urqfRe9Hjw1eTZA0niZkoPSwmM1kShkBGNgKuwDWf7KnMdf0o5EwngxO4IyyjcSX4HNvkgvEJAsJQsbjFND8/s1600/aYKB4v2_460s.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjC2dsq2ZehZGOc9Eo8Z42V0Uajzx_Fam1aYCWaLY3K_TIcqrb_I4-lDB5urqfRe9Hjw1eTZA0niZkoPSwmM1kShkBGNgKuwDWf7KnMdf0o5EwngxO4IyyjcSX4HNvkgvEJAsJQsbjFND8/s640/aYKB4v2_460s.jpg" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Amizade na vida é tudo! hahahahahahaha</span></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-20317793509908786102017-01-06T06:51:00.000-03:002017-01-06T06:51:01.862-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs-8TCWhjyn7bLFfbBYHKRmxvldawDWIwVRBqCQFCwkgFB0BrtqvLoRNfiLTZIwjg_95QOX-LH-ramJ4kS-5NLoGZr7ozSFQi4w6zT-sz8gq_dAHe1YFTR4sfMRipC_5GscFkY3MejP7WP/s1600/aZB4oqQ_460s.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs-8TCWhjyn7bLFfbBYHKRmxvldawDWIwVRBqCQFCwkgFB0BrtqvLoRNfiLTZIwjg_95QOX-LH-ramJ4kS-5NLoGZr7ozSFQi4w6zT-sz8gq_dAHe1YFTR4sfMRipC_5GscFkY3MejP7WP/s1600/aZB4oqQ_460s.jpg" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Agora imagem como se sentem os ingleses ao verem a bandeira dos EUA...hahahahah</span></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-83170806368665184092017-01-06T06:45:00.000-03:002017-01-06T06:45:17.487-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2sp01c2h7AvL73elcjK09jnHlQB_CcsFkFMhLsf3W6pPvJL5XrBeWCncWA1RwVhncTK19k8_faQpsDzR5RyoPUNXMKyXbQ2M2nEWlnf8OTEuVxvv2NXktcY3lmh3pylsxd7EobHQ0tKMp/s1600/a0dG8BQ_460s.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2sp01c2h7AvL73elcjK09jnHlQB_CcsFkFMhLsf3W6pPvJL5XrBeWCncWA1RwVhncTK19k8_faQpsDzR5RyoPUNXMKyXbQ2M2nEWlnf8OTEuVxvv2NXktcY3lmh3pylsxd7EobHQ0tKMp/s640/a0dG8BQ_460s.jpg" width="614" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Façam suas apostas! ahahahahahaha</span></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-75674525073494607992017-01-05T07:42:00.000-03:002017-01-04T08:43:18.318-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/jWLKr59X_6A" width="560"></iframe> <br /> <span style="font-family: &quot;verdana&quot; , sans-serif;">Alguns são realmente engraçados...outros nem tanto! ahahahaha</span></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-66429800735600521062017-01-05T07:36:00.000-03:002017-01-05T07:36:03.306-03:00<div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2;"> Dois bêbados estavam no bar a mais de três horas enchendo a cara, até que um pergunta pro outro:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Onde é que você mora?</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Eu moro aqui na rua do lado...</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Poxa! Eu também... Mas nunca te vi por aqui.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Minha casa é a da esquina.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Poxa! A minha também é na esquina.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — A minha é aquela amarela, número treze.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Pera lá! Mas essa é minha casa, porra!</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Não senhor! É muito minha!</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> Então resolveram solucionar este mistério e foram, os dois na direção da tal casa:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — É aqui que eu moro!</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Impossível! Quem mora aqui sou eu!</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Macacos que o partam! Seu eu estou falando que moro aqui, é porque moro!</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — De jeito nenhum! Tá me chamando de mentiroso?</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Tô sim, essa casa é minha!</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Não! É a minha!</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Minha!</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — É, minha!</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> E ficaram os dois naquele papo furado ate que a porta se abriu e uma senhora aparece louca da vida, e diz:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Assim não é possível! — brada ela, nervosa. — Pai e filho, bêbados, discutindo de novo!</div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-66882269438083238102017-01-05T07:30:00.000-03:002017-01-05T07:30:04.263-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Para começar bem o seu dia!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Vamos as gordices do dia, tente não sentir fome ou desejo!!!!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2DN3Rdw7UfNA_v6S48Vc_n-hKlmh0aj7_OO-iDmTXb2Up0o03Bka6g02BSKof1INsCOB00qZ715lHFZrt6U8Ve6FazYt1z2xV1P82xdawJE4P4uo7qMPJIBwhCn9SU4nMv6eVJMsc_Fyf/s1600/12545496_826218027501171_579792319_n-285x190.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="426" 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<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWT6Vk8gX7MEAi47x4TaA65jfY77uLyCU1QGU3NfmU5caTRMV4dMSuuZpVYR8B60FJ_OWbXQGvK0e0lDMeJo8a9VRNVXS_P0Pk9_baneuKBwUSkBJ2Kv0sWwxGNnu9vRS01vdiMfKKwSTJ/s1600/483974_336233099793591_2063222278_n.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="424" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWT6Vk8gX7MEAi47x4TaA65jfY77uLyCU1QGU3NfmU5caTRMV4dMSuuZpVYR8B60FJ_OWbXQGvK0e0lDMeJo8a9VRNVXS_P0Pk9_baneuKBwUSkBJ2Kv0sWwxGNnu9vRS01vdiMfKKwSTJ/s640/483974_336233099793591_2063222278_n.jpg" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfOlXpYXxunioDzSlGYS7oiYIMTcJXLesB_VYOq98yR_GRqfI3MnqHPAmUHeP6gH5P5fsaD0yj3iX5IwthAqLSgidBxinnCXwQOjJAWHaWUP9lOn7Ln1Wv5LkRRC0O6Guv9-C__GHbWKg3/s1600/caneca.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfOlXpYXxunioDzSlGYS7oiYIMTcJXLesB_VYOq98yR_GRqfI3MnqHPAmUHeP6gH5P5fsaD0yj3iX5IwthAqLSgidBxinnCXwQOjJAWHaWUP9lOn7Ln1Wv5LkRRC0O6Guv9-C__GHbWKg3/s640/caneca.jpg" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Agora deixamos o Carlinhos dar a sua opinião!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlSdK7eILIF9XPg32kCp2xhqwU5GJkp1JMFeklEZgjEmIzDFKXPyckJkb0fusWJyB_H3vjscrRlwpu-Rlm8jnnNyhnOlb632QEPq1JkSndvlXX0hsN-u8zBjJXqeucGA0VMP35-Q3Cc0Ev/s1600/hqdefault.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlSdK7eILIF9XPg32kCp2xhqwU5GJkp1JMFeklEZgjEmIzDFKXPyckJkb0fusWJyB_H3vjscrRlwpu-Rlm8jnnNyhnOlb632QEPq1JkSndvlXX0hsN-u8zBjJXqeucGA0VMP35-Q3Cc0Ev/s400/hqdefault.jpg" width="400" /></a></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Boa Carlinhos! hahahahahahaha</span></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-9773086646159236822017-01-05T07:20:00.000-03:002017-01-05T07:20:00.146-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz8EXWhKLA_qGusZf9VWp6SYCmITFRYtIT-uTkCFhqoebw0pD08xBdJmztm3VYFDOV8uwt9ibvXMhisx5MEkJabbDHsrjnLptMIzbkeU07a9sccsKp-Igm63tpzZDXhZsE7gGjbQnjJCI-/s1600/aVD8YAd_460s.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="586" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz8EXWhKLA_qGusZf9VWp6SYCmITFRYtIT-uTkCFhqoebw0pD08xBdJmztm3VYFDOV8uwt9ibvXMhisx5MEkJabbDHsrjnLptMIzbkeU07a9sccsKp-Igm63tpzZDXhZsE7gGjbQnjJCI-/s640/aVD8YAd_460s.jpg" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Super Powaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...hahahahahahaha</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-61551600881630140712017-01-05T07:10:00.000-03:002017-01-05T07:10:05.918-03:00<div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2;"> Na loja de animais tinha um papagaio poliglota à venda por mil reais. Um dia um homem se interessou, e perguntou como funcionava. O dono da loja respondeu:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Você levanta a asa direita e ele fala francês, a esquerda ele fala alemão, a perna direita, italiano e a esquerda, português.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> O cara ficou abismado, e perguntou:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — E se levantar as duas pernas?</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> E o papagaio responde:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Eu caio, imbecil!</div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-15485422644838168082017-01-05T06:55:00.000-03:002017-01-05T06:55:00.688-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdzAXhs-YkvVTjZcn5juvNVu7jc0dkbvDjPYg9vuHlnIivvbEpTCIKIEUxsFK5rEsaan6us8hrgiSAWv3-dTMJohKN5MD2CVSKb06WIbSuYKjPJ9J_S1dqFd8PUbjZtExGWlMtsp-LQoHV/s1600/aRK8b3A_460s_v1.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdzAXhs-YkvVTjZcn5juvNVu7jc0dkbvDjPYg9vuHlnIivvbEpTCIKIEUxsFK5rEsaan6us8hrgiSAWv3-dTMJohKN5MD2CVSKb06WIbSuYKjPJ9J_S1dqFd8PUbjZtExGWlMtsp-LQoHV/s640/aRK8b3A_460s_v1.jpg" width="360" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ou então um novo cachorro chamado Cocabrador! ahahahahaha</span></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-34859325155827252002017-01-05T06:45:00.000-03:002017-01-05T06:45:10.329-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjySu6Mvl54_LEgRT6BLaWRCcH0oLad17gzg8oJg8xkjxMAKdquIR2B-DM8h2vLU62ZecUYvAFWYDqmj8h8Bc-NApz2x1c9_KjMmUql9O2-sSH5_IHIeE3_Hs6p7G1aed4ncqJJxYLIeEr9/s1600/tumblr_maw99wf13b1qlxohso1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjySu6Mvl54_LEgRT6BLaWRCcH0oLad17gzg8oJg8xkjxMAKdquIR2B-DM8h2vLU62ZecUYvAFWYDqmj8h8Bc-NApz2x1c9_KjMmUql9O2-sSH5_IHIeE3_Hs6p7G1aed4ncqJJxYLIeEr9/s640/tumblr_maw99wf13b1qlxohso1_500.jpg" width="430" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Os tubarões se protegem de você. hahahahaha</span></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-88481550335474760572017-01-05T06:38:00.000-03:002017-01-05T06:38:09.012-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMiE2Tj9vskMBXafd_I27zwwDJAmEqJFyh-T8PSOUbJD6OJq4ilvbWRIMTrZ8LkCSzrQJVa3p6gfKYKxCMa2zTqEy_jkUEubmS9XR8BYxUzWFQn6-rX-kEli7LriWNVIwsbwuyCPBXmKgZ/s1600/tumblr_md5fzi71gm1qlxohso1_500.gif" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="270" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMiE2Tj9vskMBXafd_I27zwwDJAmEqJFyh-T8PSOUbJD6OJq4ilvbWRIMTrZ8LkCSzrQJVa3p6gfKYKxCMa2zTqEy_jkUEubmS9XR8BYxUzWFQn6-rX-kEli7LriWNVIwsbwuyCPBXmKgZ/s640/tumblr_md5fzi71gm1qlxohso1_500.gif" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Vingança, Vingança, Vingança, chicotada, chicotada, roda, roda, roda huauhahuau</span></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-86943414846001754652017-01-05T06:36:00.000-03:002017-01-05T06:36:00.133-03:00<div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2;"> Um rancheiro lá de Mato Grosso tinha uma fazendona com 900 vaquinhas, e três touros sortudos que davam conta delas: o maior tinha 500 vacas sob seu comando, o do touro do meio tinha 300, e o menorzinho, só 100 vacas.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> Um dia ouviram falar que o fazendeiro iria comprar mais um touro, da índia.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> O maior touro disse:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Eu não vou me separar das minhas vacas, nem a pau!</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> Nisso o touro médio disse a mesma coisa, e o júnior jurou que nem fudendo ele se separaria de suas 100 vaquinhas...</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> No dia do tal touro chegar, eles viram a caminhonete chegar na fazenda chacoalhando, tremendo, e de repente, quando a caminhonete parou, sai um tourão urrando, esperneando, babando na goela, um monstro de macho!</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> Nisso os 3 touros ficam espantados.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> O maior disse:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Quem sabe eu consiga me separar de algumas de minhas vacas.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> O touro médio diz a mesma coisa e saiu chiando... Só o Júnior é que começou a grunhir, urrar, patear o chão. O mais velho disse a ele:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Cê ta é louco! Tá querendo comprar briga com aquele bichão?</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Que nada! Eu só quero que ele saiba que eu não sou vaca!</div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-86963689302761256412017-01-05T06:32:00.000-03:002017-01-05T06:32:01.881-03:00<div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2;"> Em uma floresta da Colômbia, os animais tinham o estranho costume de usar todos os tipos de drogas. Certo dia, a girafa estava fumando um baseado, quando apareceu um coelho correndo, com alguns animais o seguindo e lhe disse:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Girafa amiga, não fume isso... Venha correr comigo pra ficar em forma!</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> A girafa ficou sensibilizada com a atitude do pequeno coelho, jogou o cigarro fora e seguiu o coelho.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> De repente eles viram um elefante cheirando cocaína e o coelho voltou a defender os seus costumes:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Elefante amigo, pare de cheirar isso! Venha correr conosco e perca alguns quilinhos!</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> O elefante decidiu pensar na sua saúde, jogou o pó pro alto e começou a fazer cooper com o novo amigo.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> Então eles correram mais alguns quilômetros até que encontraram um leão usando lança-perfume. O coelho se apressou em dar seus conselhos:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Leão amigo, pare de cheirar essa droga! Venha correr com a gente e viver uma vida saudável.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> O leão largou o pano molhado em cima de um tronco, se aproximou do coelho e lhe deu uma patada violenta, que arrancou a sua cabeça.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> A girafa, o elefante e todos os adeptos da geração saúde ficaram enfurecidos com a atitude do rei da selva, até que o elefante tomou a frente e disse:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Leão, por que você fez isso com o pobre coelho?</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> O leão, impiedoso, respondeu:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Esse cara me obriga a ficar correndo por aí toda vez que toma ecstasy!</div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-4002982030590880822017-01-04T18:15:00.000-03:002017-01-04T18:15:21.111-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM84otV4mfMslUiyK9XlPJwMgC77zakoXSncYbGIySAU4LYpO-kmiZj5GNb_PQXvObptyzSw_XGzdAP6s21duHqdDwE27sMubhejIIKtKBrk8a4BdulZRlQXUpn2G7xV_SDk6PhAOd4Ki5/s1600/WhatsApp+Image+2017-01-04+at+14.01.37.jpeg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM84otV4mfMslUiyK9XlPJwMgC77zakoXSncYbGIySAU4LYpO-kmiZj5GNb_PQXvObptyzSw_XGzdAP6s21duHqdDwE27sMubhejIIKtKBrk8a4BdulZRlQXUpn2G7xV_SDk6PhAOd4Ki5/s640/WhatsApp+Image+2017-01-04+at+14.01.37.jpeg" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Eu sabia que te conhecia de algum lugar...ahahahahahahahaha</span></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-65890397861935422532017-01-04T07:37:00.000-03:002017-01-04T07:37:26.643-03:00<div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2;"> Era uma vez capivara muito, muito burra chamada Oswaldo. Todo vez que ele ia sair pra catar comida sua mãe dizia:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Oswaldinho! Cuidado com os caçadores, se eles te pegam, te comem e você morre. Mas Oswaldinho não ligava pro aviso da mãe e lá ia ele.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> Certo dia, um desses caipira do interior ia passando. O dito cujo estava tão seco, que nem sabia mais o que era mulher e quando viu Oswaldinho, passeando no bosque não aguentou e crau no bichinho... Mais tarde quando Oswaldinho retorna à sua toca, sua mãe pergunta onde ele andou.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Mãezinha eu estava andando no bosque quando um caçador me pegou.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Meu filho! E você esta bem? Ele não te comeu?</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Comeu sim, mãe.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — E você não morreu?</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Claro que não, mãe. Pelo contrário. Eu renasci!</div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659059179402617958.post-91965881880789117122017-01-04T07:31:00.002-03:002017-01-04T07:31:49.792-03:00<div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2;"> O casal comprou um papagaio durante a lua-de-mel que foi deixado no quarto do hotel. Evidentemente, o papagaio não podia deixar de fazer seus comentários sobre a performance dos noivos na cama. Chega uma hora em que o marido não aguenta mais, pega uma toalha no banheiro, joga por cima da gaiola e avisa:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Ou você fica quieto ou te mando amanhã para o zoológico!</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> Na manhã seguinte, eles arrumam as malas para voltar para casa. A mala maior, repleta de bugigangas que compraram na viagem, não consegue fechar.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> O noivo diz:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Querida, você fica por cima e eu tento. Vamos ver se dá certo.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Não deu certo. Talvez fosse necessário um pouco mais de peso.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> O noivo então diz:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Querida, agora eu fico por cima e você ajuda. — Também não dá certo.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> Ele então diz:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Agora vamos tentar os dois em cima.</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> Nesse ponto o papagaio não agüenta e exclama:</div> <div style="background-color: #fefefe; box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.2; margin-top: 10px;"> — Tô pouco me lixando pro zoológico. Mas isso eu quero ver!</div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769066242531781400noreply@blogger.com