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Warning to all dancers

nospam@example.com (Yazmin) — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 11:10:00 +0000

I couldn’t believe who I saw in the pub yesterday at work. A face I never thought and hoped I’d ever have to see again. A face that if you have children, you should be aware of as he’s been released from prison having only served a year of his two year sentence; for being a paedophile.

Here’s what Thames Valley Police say about him on thier web site

Monday 10 January 2011, 4:05pm
A man has been jailed for two years after police found more than 105,000 indecent images of children on his computer.
Keith Francis Spencer, aged 62, formerly of Dedworth, Windsor, was sentenced at Reading Crown Court on Friday (7/1) to two years’ imprisonment, plus a further four years on licence. Spencer will remain on the Sex Offenders Register for life. He has also been issued with a sexual offences prevention order, and the images were ordered to be destroyed.
Spencer came to the attention of police after a member of the public reported that he had been behaving inappropriately towards her children, including taking photographs of them. Officers attended Spencer's home address in Windsor, where laptop computers and data storage equipment were seized.
Following detailed analysis of the contents, police found 105,981 indecent images of children, including 64 movies, as well as 8,153 deleted images. More than 10,000 of the images were at levels four and five: the most serious categories.
Spencer was arrested on 8 April 2010 and charged on 1 June 2010 with 12 counts of making indecent images of children. He pleaded guilty to all counts at Reading Crown Court on 23 November 2010. At the time of sentencing he also asked for a further five offences to be taken into consideration arising from images (totalling 5,949) which he downloaded while under investigation and residing in the Surrey Police area.

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And this is from The Windsor and Eton Express

Former scout leader jailed over child porn hoard

A former boy scout leader was jailed today after pleading guilty to 17 counts of possessing more than 100,000 indecent pictures of children.
Keith Spencer, of York Road, Camberley, Surrey, was caught while living in Redford Road, Windsor, when a neighbour became suspicious of the attention he was paying her children, Reading Crown Court heard.
When a protection officer - assigned to monitor Spencer since his previous offences for conspiracy to bugger and conspiracy to commit indecent assault on a male under 16 in the 1990s - visited the property, 105,981 images were found.
They discovered the 62-year-old had searched the internet for terms including 'boy scouts' and 'Lolita'.
The court heard how Spencer then moved to Surrey while on bail to live with his mother, with whom he said he had 'too close' a relationship.
When his home was visited again a laptop with more images was seized.
Spencer, who pleaded guilty at a previous hearing, was jailed for two years, of which he can serve half. He will be on licence for four years and on the sex offenders register for life.
Passing sentence, Judge Zoe Smith said Spencer posed 'a significant risk to the public'.

He’s friendly and comes across as harmless although weird. He frequents pubs in London and surrounding areas. You wouldn’t have seen him for the past year but he’ll probably come out with some bullshit story for where he’s been. He’ll offer to drive you and come and see you at work if he likes you or has an ulterior motive and have loads of dances with you or tip you in your jugs.

Stay Safe xxx

The blue bar today

nospam@example.com (Yazmin) — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 13:18:17 +0000

Today I’m dancing with Tracy Venus down at the Blue Bar 4-7pm so if you’re going to the AFC Wimbledon game, pop in to see us after the game!

‘AFC WIMBLEDON’

Of course not forgetting, my beloved Arsenal who kick off at 4pm against Sunderland. I shall have my sky sports news turned on today!

See you later xxxxx

Sex in public

nospam@example.com (Yazmin) — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:11:00 +0000

I think most of us if we’re being honest are guilty of this at one some time in our life. I know I’ve been very guilty of this. Nothing beats the thrill of bonking somewhere you can get caught. If you’re on a romantic walk or picnic where you don’t see another soul for miles and your friskiness leads to making love after all you’re not harming anyone else. Or maybe you’re young and still live with your parents whilst waiting to get on to the property ladder and it’s the only way you can shag your partner without your parents catching you or hearing you.

Many people enjoy doing this and find it keeps their relationship fresh and alive. Different people have different reasons for doing it but many of us are guilty of it. However be warned, under new government legislation, couples having sex in public could now face jail. Trust the bloody government to spoil the fun! They have introduced a new sexual offences bill that’s says someone who knows or is reckless about being seen having sex is guilty of an offence and could face jail. So having sex in your private garden which can be seen from the street is a crime, yet those of you voyeurs who like to have sex in your bedrooms with the curtains open is legal!

Oppps id better be careful from now on then!

Tracy’s Birthday party

nospam@example.com (Yazmin) — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 12:46:00 +0000

Well she had a great night and a right result with the boat company. She had booked the smallest boat but managed to get upgraded 2 sizes! This was due to the company refurbishing and that the bigger boat was on hire during the day so it was already ‘warmed up’ as the crew described.

Unfortunately she had loads of people blow out on the day so that didn’t leave too many of us to enjoy the larger size and keep warm! Fuck me it was bloody freezing on board (knew I should of worm my thermal underwear!) and she has specifically said to me that day that she wanted everyone in party clothes, so I did make an effort and fortunately I didn’t get a cold for the effort. I’m pleased to inform that 98% of the people who came also made an effort with just a few who I felt could have at least tried!

She had a friend of a friend dj-ing for the night that was banging out our kind of music or in true Venus style ‘tiesto’ music (he’s a dj love, not a style of music – bless her). That wasn’t her only blonde moment either lol, when it came to the blowing out of the candles she didn’t realise she’d bought the re-lighting ones! So was stood there for a few minutes blowing and blowing before she grabbed the packet , squinted with a frown and declared ‘ oh no, they are re-lighting ones I’ve bought!’. Yes darling we had all gathered that! Bless her she does crack me up.

The night was a good and G and I stood at the bar with a lovely couple drinking shots of bucca between busting moves on the dance floor. The company laid on for a ridiculous price an ok buffet, but Venus could of done a much better one had she been allowed to bring her own catering on board, as she is an amazing cook.

We cruised down the Thames to Hampton court and then back to dock as we had a sick casualty on board who had to get off, she was only 10 bless her and had thrown up all down her party dress. After the drop off we were meant to be heading to Richmond but due to Teddington lock freezing over I don’t think we got that far. Who knows but we were still cruising up and down and it was brilliant.

I walked off the boat not staggered and we had a cab waiting for us. Once in the cab it went downhill as we decided to head over to our local where we were drinking till 4am. Oh dear another messy night, but a great one. Needless to say we didn’t do anything on Sunday but have a duvet day!

So thank you Venus for a great night and just gutted so many people let you down…..but they missed out on it!

Happy Valentine’s Day

nospam@example.com (Yazmin) — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 07:26:00 +0000

Well it’s that time of year again when people have different views of today. You may think it’s all a load of over rated tosh. You may think we don’t need a specific day to show the one you love that you love them as you show them all the time. You maybe single and hate the day as it reminds you of what you don’t have or have lost. Or you could just be someone who just doesn’t see the point in today. However you feel about the day, it to me is a day to wish you all a Happy Valentine’s Day and hopefully bring a smile to your face!

Personally I love today and although I don’t agree with all the overpriced products available only at this time of year as I believe you should always show the person you love, that you love them every day and leaving love notes, giving a card, sending chocolates and flowers can be done any day you want to I love that today is all about adults!

So boys make sure you’re fully loaded tonight and ladies get your sexiest undies out and let’s make this year a horny one!

If you’re alone today don’t be sad, look around, feel and see the love of others and enjoy the happiness rather than feeling sad and blue as next year it could be you!

Lots of love

Yazmin xxx