Idhar Udhar ki Baatien

Peg after Peg - Becoz I never take a risk

2011-07-18T20:13:00.000+05:30

I never take risk while drinking When I come from office in the evening, Wife is cooking I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen I stealthily enter the house Take out the bottle from my black cupboard Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame But still no one is aware of it Becoz I never take a risk I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink Quickly enjoy one peg

Hilarious Comments in Software code

2011-06-22T19:32:00.000+05:30

Few of the best code comments seen in source code. 1. /// /// The point of this is to work around his poor design so that paging will /// work on a mobile control. The main problem is the BindCompany() method, /// which he hoped would be able to do everything. I hope he dies. /// 2. // I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will // have to support me and

Situation - Boys vs Girls

2011-05-04T21:00:00.000+05:30

Situation Girl1: I am in love Girl2: who is he?? Girl3: how does he look? Girl4: wat color? Girl5: how tall is he?? Girl6: wat is he doing? Girl7: who r his frnds? Girl8: total wealth? After full inspection All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad guy. Girl1: OK. Same situation Boy1: I am in love Boy2: Bhai Party Boy3: Bhai Party Boy4: Bhai Party Boy5: Bhai Party Boy6: Bhai Party Boy7: Bhai

Best South Indian Restaurants in Bangalore

2011-01-20T13:44:00.000+05:30

Here are the few Restaurants, which servs best south indian food in bangalore. These restaurants are picked by Time Out - Bengaluru. Detailed article can be found here Beegaru Mane, 16/1, St Mark’s Road (4151-8264). Daily 11.30am-4pm, 6.30-11.30pm. All major cards. Home delivery available. Bon South Third Floor, Mantri Square Mall, 1, Sampige Road, Malleswaram (2266-7377). Daily 12.30-3pm, 7-

Why Married Men Avoid Questions

2011-01-05T14:10:00.002+05:30

Wife : What will you do if I die? Will you marry again? Husband : (Instantly) No Wife : Why Not? Don’t you like being married? Husband : (Hesitant) Of course I do Wife : Then why won’t you remarry? Husband : Ok Ok. I will get married again Wife : You would? Would you let her live in our home? Husband : Of course. It’s a great house Wife : Would you let her sleep on our bed? Husband : (

Happy new year - 2011

2010-12-31T19:27:00.004+05:30

Hmmm.. So another year ends and also ends a decade. This decade was very eventful in my life. This decade i started my journey as a school kid and ending it with a well established software engineer (well some say/think so). Visited/stayed/changed many cities. Chandigarh, NCR, bangalore which covers the major stay. Changed the way we communicate connect with people. Started with Mobile

'शीला की जवानी' गीत का भावार्थ - Sheela ki Jawani

2010-12-16T18:45:00.002+05:30

प्रस्तुत उत्तेजक गीत हिन्दी फिल्म जगत के नवीनतम रत्न 'तीस मार खान' से लिया गया है. यह गाना नायिका के संगमरमर जैसे शरीर से आकर्षित होने वाले लंगोट के ढीले पुरुषों पर नायिका की अपमानजनक प्रतिक्रया को व्यक्त करता है. नायिका उन्हें सीधे और कटु शब्दों में बताना चाहती है कि शीशे के पीछे रसगुल्ले की ख्वाहिश करना एक बात है और उसे चखना दूसरी बात! I know you want it But you never gonna get it Tere haath

Teamwork

2010-12-06T12:07:00.000+05:30

An excerpt by Mac Anderson Not long ago, a friend sent me the story of "Old Warwick." It brought a smile to my face, and I think it shares a wonderful lesson for every leader to learn. A man was lost while driving through the country. As he tried to reach for the map, he accidentally drove off the road into a ditch. Thought he wasn't injured, his car was stuck deep in the mud. So the man walked

eeeespider man.... ROFLMAO

2010-10-29T15:29:00.000+05:30

This video is so so hilarious... Came across this video on you tube. I will die laughing... It's so hilarious. Do watch and i bet you will laugh at least for an hour. Enjoy... Lyrics goes like - eespider man eespider man... Tune churaya mere dil ka chain. Dekh ke Tere kartav yaara, mai to ho gayi teri Fan... HA HA HA HA HA

MARRIAGE

2010-10-29T15:03:00.000+05:30

When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?

Because you loved me...

2010-08-31T23:52:00.000+05:30

Found this poem while cleaning my inbox... liked it and thought of sharing with you all. For all those times you stood by me For all the truth that you made me see For all the joy you brought to my life For all the wrong that you made right For every dream you made come true For all the love I found in you I'll be forever thankful baby You're the one who held me up Never let me fall You're the

6 weeks , 6 months, 6 years

2010-08-31T23:33:00.000+05:30

Dating process:6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose? Back from Work: 6 weeks : Honey, I'm home. 6 months : BACK!! 6 years : What did your mom cook for us today?? Gifts: 6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring. 6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.

The legend of the lungi - Just for fun :-)

2010-08-13T00:21:00.003+05:30

*The Legend of "The Lungi" Just as the national bird of Kerala is Mosquito, her national dress is ‘Lungi’. Pronounced as ‘Lu’ as in loo and ‘ngi ‘ as in ‘mongey’, a lungi can be identified by its floral or window-curtain pattern. ‘Mundu’ is the white variation of lungi and is worn on special occasions like hartal or bandh days, weddings and Onam. Lungi is simple and ‘down to earth’ like the

Caring capitalism: Ten socially responsible companies

2010-08-06T16:19:00.000+05:30

In this enlightened day and age, whether times are good or bad, companies must be socially responsible, all the while ensuring that the performance is not affected and that financial prudence is applied. While that may sound politically incorrect, the fact is that winning companies create jobs, pay taxes, and strengthen the economy. Winning companies, in other words, enable social

Swedish Work Life - Quality over Quantity

2010-06-07T15:29:00.001+05:30

Got This excellent email about Quality over Quantity from my friend Mudassar... Nice Read. Here it Go An excellent article to read and enjoy...... It's been 18 years since I joined Volvo, a Swedish company. Working for them has proven to be an interesting experience. Any project here takes 2 years to be finalized, even if the idea is simple and brilliant. It's a rule. Globalized processes

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

2010-05-14T15:46:00.000+05:30

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The

Confidence and Dedication

2010-05-14T15:30:00.000+05:30

Few Days back I got an Email about Confidence and Dedication... It goes as What is confidence and dedication? One incidence is quoted. India vs Australia [2004] match... Brad Hogg took Sachin's wicket. At the end of the match Hogg gave that Ball to Sachin for his autograph. Sachin put his sign with one beautiful sentence, "IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN." Till today Hogg could not take his

Update on HP Issue

2010-02-19T02:14:00.000+05:30

After writing the blog post I was thinking what next. how to proceed with my struggle. I was searching the Internet and found really good information, I found email Id of HP CEO Mark Hurd and HP Board of director . I thought let me try sending mail to these guys and see what they think about their customer. Though these people are sitting in their US Office, but let them hear what we Indians

Work Around - HP Notebook Nvidia soldering problem

2010-02-11T13:23:00.000+05:30

After facing Nvidia soldering problem with my HP Notebook (Details Here), I find out couple of work arounds for the temp usage of notebook. I am facing this isssue since 3 months and i will be discussing couple of workarounds here. Repairing On your Own I searched internet a lot related to this problem and find out that people are repairing NVidia GPU on their own with the use of easily

HP making fool of Indian Customer

2010-02-10T18:09:00.000+05:30

Hello Guys, I want to tell you all about the cheat which HP is doing with its customer by selling defective hardware and then refusing to recognize their fault to Indian customer. I bought my HP laptop from Syscom Technology, Bangalore in April, 08. Notebook model is HP DV2701TX, Product number KB170PA#ACJ. It was working fine till October, 09 (almost 18 months) after which motherboard of the

Pondicherry Trip

2009-12-21T00:31:00.000+05:30

Sorry guys, i know i am writing it too late. bt better late than never. I was dependent on Arun, who was supposed to write this blog and publish however after waiting for him like 2 months i had to publish this. This blog is though not complete, being a detailed on day1 evenig and fun of day 2 is totally missing. Photos of this marvellous trip can be find on this link (http://picasaweb.google.com

Arun's Travel Blog

2009-10-19T19:53:00.000+05:30

Hey Guys, Check out My friends Travel Blog... your comments and suggestions are welcome for the blog. http://sarunraj.wordpress.com/travel/

Wonderla....

2009-10-11T19:52:00.001+05:30

Wonddddddderllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaa...............3rd oct,09Finally my three year wait is over and i am going to wonderla.. india's biggest amusement park.We 11 people went to wonderla...thanks to yasha and arun for gathering people. we had a hell of good time.... It was awesome one of the greatest experience of my life.we decided to start at 90'clock in morning, but as you know IST. we only

It's my Birthday

2009-10-06T00:47:00.001+05:30

2nd October, 2009.. much awaited long weekend and top of that it was my b'day... :)1st october i came back very late from office.... so i reached home 2nd oct early morning...Day started with little disappointment... So my thinking of never expect anything from anyone proved to be correct once again... Anyways it is my day... let me enjoy it.. either with or without some one....Calls started

First Weekend After Resign

2009-09-29T11:13:00.001+05:30

Aaahhh... First weekend after i resigned. (26th-27th Sep)...I had in mind that i will start saying good bye slowly to every one... As i dont want to miss upon any one.First in the Good bye row faled Kids of two NGO's with whom i work.. Vidyaniketan and SOS. I went to both organization on saturday... I called up raghu to pick me up as planned. In morning i went to Vidyaniketan and then to SOS in