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anamon-book: remix JUL 1995 #49アウトバーン表紙＝BJÖRK BJÖRK ／MO'WAX...

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 00:00:49 -0500

remix JUL 1995 #49
アウトバーン
表紙＝BJÖRK
BJÖRK ／MO'WAX BATTLE ROYAL／MOVING JUNGLE／FROM 12in. TO 12cm／THE SOULCIETY FUNKY FAMILY／LO-FI SOUNDS Music Of Start!

cerayanay: mist-the-wannabe-linguist:lynxs-shitposting-inc: peo...

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 23:57:00 -0500

cerayanay:

mist-the-wannabe-linguist:
lynxs-shitposting-inc:

peopleare-overrated:

epilepticsaints:

This sounds fun as hell.

fun fact, i thought jára cimrman was a real person until my mom told me when I was 13

Weakling.
I know people who were willing to argue that Cimrman was a real historical figure at their maturita exams.

arguing about Cimrman’s realness is actually a glorious way to fuck with many teachers, since almost the whole country is in on the joke that Cimrman was a real person, when you convincingly argue that Cimrman invented/wrote/discovered XY, the teacher is effectively trapped because either they have to accept your bullshit explanation or admit that Cimrman is not real and therefore break the joke and betray the national pride
many of my highschool teachers would preemptively inform us that they will not accept Cimrman as an answer (“we know, we know, he helped invent everything, write about the other people”) just to avoid this

I literally think this post getting popular weeks before is why we started Goncharov. Goncharov is just the movie version of this

thevioletcaptain:thememedaddy:me irl if i can just add–

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 23:55:10 -0500

thevioletcaptain:

thememedaddy:
me irl

if i can just add–

Sat, 19 Nov 2022 17:19:58 -0500

umino-mari:

The Roost.
I drew this when the update announcement came out and I imagined it like this! I heard you guys like Animal Crossing art, so here you have!
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Sat, 19 Nov 2022 15:41:10 -0500

lookcaitlin:

Bristol-Myers Squibb Interiors (2003)

Sat, 19 Nov 2022 14:40:33 -0500

zegalba:

Bristol-Myers Squibb Interiors (2003)

itscolossal: Photographer Levon Biss Illuminates the Strange,...

Sat, 19 Nov 2022 14:38:21 -0500

itscolossal:

Photographer Levon Biss Illuminates the Strange, Otherworldly Chrysalises of Butterfly Pupae

asobi-station: Kappa no Kaikata: How to Breed Kappas (2004)PS2 |...

Sat, 19 Nov 2022 14:32:59 -0500

asobi-station:

Kappa no Kaikata: How to Breed Kappas (2004)
PS2 | Konami

Baby Boomers had a cinnamon challenge they won’t talk about that may be the reason why toothpick-chewers in classic movies are seen as cool

Sat, 19 Nov 2022 14:31:30 -0500

insipid-drivel:

My mother is 65 and right bang in the middle of the Baby Boomer generation, but she’s very cool and does her best to be and stay woke, keep up with shifts in vernacular, and takes care to do things like make sure she’s strict with getting pronouns correct, etc. Her meme game is a little lagging, and she only just discovered the cinnamon challenge. I was surprised to see her… not surprised. If anything, she seemed a bit pleased and said, “Yep, kids are still kids.”
I stared at her for a while. “What do you mean?” I asked her. She’s seen other ancient memes like planking and never had that reaction before. Seeing the cinnamon challenge was downright satisfying to her.
She looked me dead in the face and said, “Sweetheart, I grew up in a time when you could get crystal meth over the counter at the pharmacy. They were called diet pills then.”
“Whaaaaaaat.” I knew that Nazi Germany passed meth around like candy, but that was in the 30′s and 40′s. I had just figured it had been prohibited already in America by the time my mom was growing up. “Did you have a cinnamon challenge or something in school?” I finally asked.
She half-nodded and half-shrugged and said, “Similar. You couldn’t have candy or gum in school when I was growing up. It was about 1969 in San Francisco and parents were starting to limit cigarette smoking to kids under 18, too, so a lot of my school friends were squirming all day long with nothing to at least chew on.”
“What did they do instead, mom?” I asked suspiciously, because she would not bring this subject up after I had explained to her that the cinnamon challenge was dangerous because of how horrible it is to accidentally inhale it into your airways.
“Well… Back when I was in school, you could get cinnamon extract from the pharmacy. It was just cinnamon suspended in canola oil, and you could use it for cooking or treating a skin fungus. Stuff like that,” she explained. “So the boys at my school would take toothpicks and dip them in the cinnamon extract. That’s why chewing on a toothpick was so common back then. If you were trying to quit smoking or couldn’t have chewing gum, you could carry a little bottle of flavor extract about the size of a bottle of nail polish in your pocket and dip a toothpick in it. Then you’d have something to chew on that the teachers hadn’t banned, and you could hide them in your cheek easily.”
“So what did the boys at your school get into, mother?” I asked again. We were still on the topic of ridiculous memes. This had to go somewhere.
She smirked. “Well, after a while, the boys started noticing that the cinnamon extract from the pharmacy was spicy. It burned. So it started to get to be a challenge to see how many cinnamon toothpicks you could hold in your mouth at once. It got so bad that kids would get blisters and burns on their mouths from it, and you could tell if someone had a few of them tucked in their cheek in class because their face would turn red from the neck up like a cartoon.”
“Why have I never heard about this?”
She wasn’t done. “Finally, the teachers figured out what everyone was doing and it became a pretty big deal. Cinnamon extract started getting banned or restricted to adults. Then they banned toothpicks for sale to anyone under 18, too. That’s why it was a sign of being cool, particularly among guys, to walk around with a toothpick in your mouth. It either meant you had a fake ID or that you were 18.”
I stared at her for a long time. “Mom, why didn’t they just use hot sauce? It was California. Didn’t you have peppers?”
Without missing a beat, my 65-year-old mother replied, “Honey, we were white as fuck.”

rars:whatever man walks outside of your render distance

Sat, 19 Nov 2022 14:29:10 -0500

rars:

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

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Sun, 27 Mar 2016 19:22:53 -0400

#sf #sanfrancisco #gdc #gross #killme

Sun, 13 Mar 2016 20:21:34 -0400

#sf #sanfrancisco #gdc #gross #killme

willsnewgroove: Bonding in Fire Emblem Fates

Fri, 11 Mar 2016 03:24:15 -0500

willsnewgroove:

Bonding in Fire Emblem Fates

The best thing about all these big budget comic book movies: I...

Thu, 10 Mar 2016 18:05:59 -0500

The best thing about all these big budget comic book movies: I finally live in a world where I can realize my childhood dream of owning Superman’s famous sword, which he is known for far and wide

I did this so you don’t have to.

Thu, 10 Mar 2016 13:09:12 -0500

I did this so you don’t have to.

bluespock: bluespock: The fact that Kirk’s last line in his final movie is “second star to the...

Tue, 08 Mar 2016 22:16:23 -0500

bluespock:

bluespock:

The fact that Kirk’s last line in his final movie is “second star to the right, and straight on till morning” really rips me up inside.

This is a man who spent his entire time on the bridge quoting Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, the American constitution, and classic texts that would instill feelings of grandeur among his crew. What does he say when Starfleet asks him to return his ship and end the journey that defined his whole life? He quotes Peter Pan. He says it with such playfulness and that same gleam of hope in his eye he had when he first began captaining the Enterprise. Kirk refuses to grow up, just as Peter Pan does, even if he knows it’s inevitable. If he’s too old to keep this up anymore, then Starfleet is going to have to pry his rank and ship from his cold, dead hands. He’s going to Neverland, where he and the crew he’s gotten to know and love with all his heart will never have to end their journey through the stars.

Also don’t even get me STARTED on Spock’s “if I were human, I believe my response would be, ’go to hell’…IF I were human” thing. What a perfect way to finish his character development arc. He still acknowledges that he represses his humanity and takes after Vulcan customs instead, but he is able to hypothesize and articulate the response his human side would have, had he accepted his humanity instead. In many ways, this is Spock finally CONSCIOUSLY beginning to accept his human half for what it is, along with everything it brings him. And…he seems to like it.

Welp, let’s make the best of this. (Don’t worry, I’m just...

Tue, 08 Mar 2016 20:50:32 -0500

Welp, let’s make the best of this. (Don’t worry, I’m just painting and reorganizing)

Anyone have a question for me?

I made a video about the animal that can fly the longest...

Mon, 07 Mar 2016 15:44:26 -0500

I made a video about the animal that can fly the longest distance and also shared too much about myself again.

"I think the only way you beat Donald Trump is to have a vision bigger than his, and to show that..."

Sun, 06 Mar 2016 20:55:45 -0500

“I think the only way you beat Donald Trump is to have a vision bigger than his, and to show that your experience and accomplishments will pull people out of this ditch where they are.”

- Ohio Gov. John Kasich
John Kasich was the only adult on the GOP debate stage. But do Republican voters even want an adult?
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Sun, 06 Mar 2016 20:55:02 -0500

Yeah, Apparently...

anamon-book: remix JUL 1995 #49アウトバーン表紙＝BJÖRK BJÖRK ／MO'WAX...

cerayanay: mist-the-wannabe-linguist:lynxs-shitposting-inc: peo...

thevioletcaptain:thememedaddy:me irl if i can just add–

Bristol-Myers Squibb Interiors (2003)

itscolossal: Photographer Levon Biss Illuminates the Strange,...

asobi-station: Kappa no Kaikata: How to Breed Kappas (2004)PS2 |...

Baby Boomers had a cinnamon challenge they won’t talk about that may be the reason why toothpick-chewers in classic movies are seen as cool

rars:whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

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#sf #sanfrancisco #gdc #gross #killme

willsnewgroove: Bonding in Fire Emblem Fates

The best thing about all these big budget comic book movies: I...

I did this so you don’t have to.

bluespock: bluespock: The fact that Kirk’s last line in his final movie is “second star to the...

Welp, let’s make the best of this. (Don’t worry, I’m just...

I made a video about the animal that can fly the longest...

"I think the only way you beat Donald Trump is to have a vision bigger than his, and to show that..."

John Kasich was the only adult on the GOP debate stage. But do Republican voters even want an adult?

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