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		<title>Three Priests</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three priests that are friends run into each other during lent.
The first priest mentions that he&#8217;s going to give up red meat for lent.
The second priest thinks for a minute and says he&#8217;s going to give up sweets for Lent.
The third priest&#8217;s attention had wandered to a passing woman wearing 4 inch heels and a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zen Master</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:39:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Zen Master goes up to a hot dog cart and says, &#8220;Make me one with everything.&#8221; 
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill into his cash box and closes it.
&#8220;Where&#8217;s my change?&#8221; asks the Zen Master.
And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>High Stress Diet</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:23:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a specially formulated diet designed to help people cope with the stress that builds during the day.
Breakfast:
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
Lunch:
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey&#8217;s kiss
Afternoon Snack:
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>40th Wedding Anniversary</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:09:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man and his wife were celebrating their fortieth wedding anniversary.
The wife says to her husband, &#8220;We&#8217;ve been married so long, sweetheart, I hope you feel you can ask me anything you want. After all this time I want us to be completely open in our relationship.&#8221;
The husband replies, &#8220;Okay, there is one thing that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Want Ads</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cracking the Human Resources code.
The real meaning of those phrases in a job listing:

Competitive SalarayMost of our competitors don&#8217;t pay much either.
Join Our Fast-Paced CompanyWe have no time to train you.
Casual Work AtmosphereYou&#8217;ll be here very late, very often &#8212; might as well be comfortable.
Must be Deadline-OrientedYour first four projects are already way overdue.
Some Overtime [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men Explained</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:20:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jester</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[men and women]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men are not so complicated. Just look at the facts outlined below:

The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice, have no money.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Failure</title>
		<link>http://yerjoking.net/2010/03/failure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:20:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jester</dc:creator>
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Nothing has ever failed quite as hard as you just did.

			
				
			
		
Related Jokes:Thanksgiving Humor &#8211; Part IThanksgiving Humor &#8211; Part IIManagement Lesson: ResourcesBumper Stickers You Don&#8217;t See Every DayRegret]]></description>
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