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		<title>Breakfast</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman asks her husband, &#8220;Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee for breakfast?&#8221;
He declines. &#8220;Thanks for offering, but I&#8217;m not hungry right now. It&#8217;s this Viagra,&#8221; he says. &#8220;It&#8217;s really taken the edge off my appetite.&#8221;
At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Mistress</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 23:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was with much dismay that Rachael discovered her husband Harold had a mistress.
Rachael, however, was not the sort to kill the golden goose, rather she decided to find out what the mistress had that she didn&#8217;t.
After a long interrogation Harold finally relented.
&#8220;Well, to tell you the truth, Rachael, you are too cold. When we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dispute Between Neighbors</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 23:55:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a true story&#8230;
A town councilor in Wales, Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the land below his house and built a new home.
The new home was 18 inches higher than the planning dept had approved, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Bellboy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 23:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;And will there be anything else, sir?&#8221; the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two.
&#8220;No, thank you.&#8221; the gentleman replied. &#8220;That will be all.&#8221;
As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed.
&#8220;Anything for your wife?&#8221; he asked.
&#8220;Yeah! That&#8217;s a good idea.&#8221; the fellow said. &#8220;Please [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blonde Bet</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 23:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bob, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
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		<title>My Living Will</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 22:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night, my friend and I were watching the news. There was a story about a woman who was in the hospital on life support.
After the story, I thought for a moment and said to my friend:
&#8220;I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Cowboy Boots</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 23:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A middle-aged couple, Joanne and Bob, moved to Texas. Bob had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife &#8220;Notice anything different about me?&#8221;
Joanne looked him over. &#8220;Nope&#8221; was all she said, [...]]]></description>
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