Yinhao's blog~

Omg this is so not happening!

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Sat, 10 May 2008 08:18:00 +0000

Guess what, I got fever again -_- this time much more serious than before. Maybe denggi also... tomorrow maybe going for blood check. Blogging also no mood already! D:

Exams! exams! exams!

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Tue, 06 May 2008 06:10:00 +0000

Exams are just around the corner so I wont be as active as before =/ What to do, exams...

So many subjects some more!

Someone help meeeeee!

Screw exams D:

yinhao91.blogspot.com is now 2 month old!

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Sat, 03 May 2008 02:52:00 +0000

It's been 2 months now, and it's still growing =)

So far still improving, earning more money also... But still is a looooooong way to go =)

Whats wrong with short posts on innit?

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Sat, 03 May 2008 02:25:00 +0000

I posted about my rejection from the nuffnang adv, I know it was short. Then got this fella come make noise posting this comment on my blog.

I really don't get some bloggers you know, I really wonder what is wrong with a short post on innit?
Innit is to share your posts with other people what... Dint say your post have to be long or short, a post is still a post.

Besides some people are just too lazy to read everything if your post is too long. No point writing a long long post unless you got fans or people who really really wanna know whats your post about.

Unlucky.

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Sat, 03 May 2008 01:13:00 +0000

Something is really preventing me from coming online...

Remember last week? my internet card got burned off by the lightning strike..

After that some friggin fella bang the telefon line...

Then now hor, MODEM BROKEN PULAK! -_-

My gawd! whats next!? Modem adapter kena bite by rat ar?

Rejection.

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:35:00 +0000

Gotta face it,"I'm so sorry yinhao...."

"It's gone..."

And sorry for the late updates, some fella drive lorry bang the telephone line. Telekom just fixed it today.

Horrible days come to an end!

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:03:00 +0000

After a week and I'm finally as healthy as usual*cough*. Like finally the horrible days has finally end! Just think about it 7 days without those yummy food but porridge. ( I dint took any porridge)
Is like living in hell! You drool all over your mouth when you see your friends eat McDonalds.

Eh! come to think of it. I couldn't help myself but to get myself some McDonalds too!

Everything is nice but the Spicy Chicken McDeluxe is special. I tell you hor, the moment you stuff that ~~D cup size~~burger into your mouth it feels like in heaven!

Gtg eat!

I look like a fish monger.

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:50:00 +0000

After all these days and I'm still not feeling well. I've been suffering in school and tuitions. My mum came out with an idea of trying out the "Chinese style" of curing sickness.

At first I didn't wanna do it, because I don't really believe in this kind of thing but at the end I'm still forced to.

Firstly, I was asked to use some vaporising ointment, called VICKS VAPORUB.

Then rub rub on under your feet,

Lastly wear a pair of loose socks. My gawd! you serious?

Those socks are hell fat! and it made my feet look so sheep-like.

what I know is, those pair of socks doesn't look good on my legs. I look like a fish monger with those on!

I don't know but something seems not right to me. It is sad that hairy legs like mine don't usually look good with anything at all.

Why so cocky?!

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:41:00 +0000

My friend recently just got band 7 for his ad this week, and he got over excited and posted it on innit. Then, some bloggers just have to be so cocky like this blogger, LLY.

He got band 22 from his ad. Yes I know it's a lot, congratulations.

But like wtf? He said some people like my friend start to hao lian and start teaching others how to blog. You know, theres 2 thing I can say.

He's not hao lian, he's just over excited because is his first time?
He's being kind to share his ways to get more blog traffics.

Besides, why you just have to be so cocky?

I usually only got band 1 for all my ads, and I'm still happy with it. And why would those who are in your so called " Forever-band-1-club " quit? I see no point of quit blogging because you got band 1 for your ads or you can't get any ads at all.

Nightmare came true!

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 13:29:00 +0000

I felt a little strange with my throat yesterday, I thought it'd be just a normal sore throat. But it turned out to be a fever!

Having a fever is like my worst nightmare ever. Eating medicines

and swallow huge pills when my throat hurts, can't they like make things smaller!

Lastly, it is just so hard to sleep at night! I'll probably become a panda tomorrow morning due to lack of sleep.

Anyway gotta try to sleep!

Effects from the marathon.

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:11:00 +0000

After running 9km is the time you suffer the most. No kidding, my muscle now is like so damn pain that walking down the stairs is like walking down to hell.

But I tell you hor! That's not the worse thing! even now forcing the shit out of my butt HURTS TOO!

T_T

BHPetrol Orange Run marathon 2008

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 01:53:00 +0000

I woke up at 6.15 today just for the marathon I joined. Remember I told you guys about it?

Well I only had 6 hours of sleep. It ain't enough for me, but my mind seems to be fresh and all ready to kick butts!

Gotta say but I'm pretty nervous about it. First time mah... can't help it, my heart keeps beating faster as soon when it's my groups turn to run.

you see those Indians hor, they are very scary include those little ones.

Well, I dint snatch for the front row, because at the moment I saw most of my group runners leg muscles I laready know I no hope already.

Around 8am, BANG!!! the run began.

Every time I looked at the map, it really looked easy. There are just 2 parts with really steep slope, and the others are all flat.

Honestly, I dint even train for this marathon. The last time I ran for a long distance was for my school marathon which is only 5km, and this is almost 2 times more than that.

After the race started I realize that it isn't as easy as I thought. This marathon was much tougher compared to my schools marathon.

Then after the long run, they serve 100 Plus for us. I can't help it but to drink 2 cups of it. I'm like so thirsty, my tongue is as dry as hell.

Oh look, thats me!

I almost puke from drinking 2 cups of 100 Plus too, but thank gawd I dint.

I crossed the line at around 53 minutes. I expected me to do 1 hour but I did better! :D

But whatever it is, I learned that do not underestimate any marathon even tho it's only 9km. But I'm glad I finished the race and I really enjoyed it ;)

Why so mean D:

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:20:00 +0000

I really wonder why are most of the bloggers like to be so mean. I recently posted this Menme because I was tagged by my friend. So I'm supposed to tag someone else, I got no one to tag. So simply tag lor.

Then I tagged her, I dint know she doesn't like doing tags cause like I don't read her blog like every day. Then I became a...

Ingenious bugger! D:

Why so meannnnn... and my blog is like only 1 month old +? Besides, I also did say that you don't have to post this tag also right?

I did wrote this =/ "I really don't know who to tag, so I'll just simply tag strangers! I don't really care if they will really do this Meme or not."

I'm still learning not like I don't learn at all ya know. People learn from mistakes.

And by the way, I din't name it Meme, I thought it was the name or something. =P

Meme?

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:33:00 +0000

First of all, this is my very first meme and I have no idea why people create Memes. The thing is I don't find any fun in it. But since this is my first meme, I decided to give it a try tho. =P

Here's my Meme!

LIST OUT THE TOP 5 PRESENTS YOU WISH FOR.
This is so easy...

1. of course, the universal remote controller. ( if it ever exist)

With this controller I can do so many things without people notice me! Hehe >=)

2. A big big teddy bear.! As big as this one.

It's like so cute and I can hug it, ~~hump it~~, squeeze it, play it, and punch it when I'm pissed off.

3.the sexy steve vai jam guitar.

sexy ain't?

4. Any DSLR camera will do =/

Makes me look more professional with it instead of using a normal digital camera anyway.

5.Hmm, I kinda run out of presents already.. AH! maybe a pair of BALLS.

Size like this will do.

THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU IS
Hau Yon and Nicole.

5 IMPRESSION YOU THINK OF HIM/HER

Hau Yon
1. Makes people go " -_- "
2. Makes people go "LOL"
3. ~~Smart~~
4. Random
5. Sexy

Nicole
1. Ah-Ma look.
2. ahpekphobia
3. toadeggphobia
4. Sleepy head
5. Someone fun to chat with

MOST MEMORABLE THINGS HE/SHE HAS DONE FOR YOU

Hau Yon
too many things lar!

Nicole
trying smackin my head with a brick.

MOST MEMORABLE WORDS HE/SHE SAID TO YOU

Hau Yon
"YOU GAY LORD!"

Nicole
"Gongcang sounds like a vegetable name."

IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER, YOU WILL

Hau Yon
We'll probably be the best gay couple ever.

Nicole
wah crazy seh! she got so many phobia, sure a lot sickness wan.. baby turn out retard HOW!?

I can die I tell you!

PASS THE QUIZ TO 10 PEOPLE THAT YOU WISH TO KNOW HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU

I really don't know who to tag, so I'll just simply tag strangers! I don't really care if they will really do this Meme or not.

1. Nicole Lim
2. Pei Jun
3. Jan
4. Li Yin
5. Hwei Ming
6. 3point8
7. Hau Yon
8. Pamsong
9. Joan Chew
10. Myself!

WHO IS NO.7 HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH?
Me la! Like who can resist me right?

WHO IS NO.9 HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH?
Err.... That guy lah... that one with golden hair wan... look very innocent wan.

AH this one!

WHAT IF NO.9 AND NO.1 ARE TOGETHER? WILL IT BE A GOOD THING?
Heck! Lesbians!?! No way It's happening cause No.9 is already taken!

WHAT ABOUT NO.1 AND NO.5
FUWAHHH!!! CANNOT IMAGINE SEH!

WHAT IS NO.3 STUDYING?
Heck I know.

WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU CHATTED WITH NO.6?
errr I think is 2/4/08 13:13... yeah.

DOES NO.4 WORK?
Yeah like DUH? eh wait! Still studying.

DOES NO.8 HAVE ANY COUSINS IN HIS/HER OWN SCHOOL
Why Meme always ask stupid questions... No.8 don't go to school already lah.

WOULD YOU WOO NO.8?
What is WOO?

HOW ABOUT NO.5?
Eh why not? ;)

DOES NO.2 HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
How would I know... I only knew her existence today..

HOW DO YOU GET TO KNOW NO.2?
She added me in MSN out of a sudden!

IS NO.5 THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD?
Hell no lah! I'm the sexiest!

WHO CAN RESIST!?

Busy busy busy!

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:56:00 +0000

Right now I have like tons of work to catch up with for my mid year examinations,

So many subjects! D=
and I recently just had a argument with my mum, and she only allows me to go online for 1 hour! HECK!?! 1 hour how update blog!

So you see, I wont be able to update frequently like I used to do last month, so bear with me. =/

Marathon.

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:03:00 +0000

I'll be away for 2 days because I have to go for ching beng with my family, go burn burn stuff for my grandpa and my grandma who past away looooooong time ago. Man, I cant even remember their faces. They past away since I was 5 year old? maybe? around that la.

My parents have lots of stuff to burn for them, like that credit card I posted about it few days ago?

Well, since I have nothing to burn for them. Maybe I should burn my Nuffnang currency I got from the Pajama Party! xD

Whacta guys think eh? good idea right? :D

Anyway I recently signed up for this 9km marathon run . It's actually my first time trying to run this far, so I decided to give it a try for fun.

Ya know, I don't even have the equipments.. I don't own a running shoe you see.. which means NEW SHOE! :D

yinhao91.blogspot.com is now 1 month old!

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 07:40:00 +0000

yinhao91.blogspot.com was created in 02 March, this post was rather late. Anyway it's been a month and I've already earn RM5.36! Thanks guys! xD

Since the day I started writing craps in this blog, more and more readers read my blog. It is kinda happy to look at your graph when it increase and decrease like the menstruation cycle graph.

Up and downs. But the readers are mainly from Malaysia and Singapore tho.

Well, anyway this is only the beginning of the journey between me and my blog. :)

Chemistry is quite fun after all.

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 06:12:00 +0000

I kinda "stole" something from the schools labotary during chemistry class today. So did Hau Yon ><

Well we took magnesium strips! Is like so fun to play with it when we burn it. It is suppose to come out with some kind of "light"

I only manage to take 2 short strips tho... Hau Yon took 1 whole long strip ._.
We planned to play it in school but I couldn't resist it but to see it burn again. My hands got itchy and started burn it already.

YAY! Burn burn burn!

But it dint turn out to what I expected...

The "light" was so tiny...

Maybe I should go rob the school again! hehe.. >=)

April fool aint fun anymore. =/

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:24:00 +0000

Back in the olden days when I'm still a primary school boy, April fools day is like the happiest day of my life. I used to play pranks like your pants are unzip, your shoelace are untied on other people then I'll just laugh my ass off when they got tricked.

But then they will just get irritated for a while then forget everything and wait for me to pull another trick on them.

But life in secondary school is now different. If you ever pull a trick on them, most of them will just go all tulan at you.

after that they will just whack the hell up of you,

or give the " -_- " face and telling you that you are the lamest person.

It's scary you know! D:

I look like a FAG!

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:48:00 +0000

OH!

MY!

GOD!

Tomorrow is Monday, my hair kena cut in school now scared so I went to cut my hair this morning at Ikano, then it turn out like this! T__T I told her to cut shorter but not THIS short! Like god dammit, I look like a FAG now.

BEFORE

AFTER

My hair is SO freaking short right now! I look like some kind of barbarian fag.

Going cut hair is one of the thing I actually fear most in my life. Now I cannot camwhore already, need to hide myself.

SOMEONE BUY ME HAIR GROW!!! D:

I seriously cant wait till school ends, then I can have my own hair style like no teachers business.
I am so sure that when I go to school tomorrow, my classmates will go "OMG.... U FAG!"

I WANT MY HAIR BACKKKK T__T

Say "NO" to plastic bags! ( I AM FORCED TO DO THIS!)

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:51:00 +0000

My friend nicole wanted me to take some pictures under the theme say "NO" to plastics! so that she can put it at her sidebar. Since she's a good friend of mine, so help lo... see what can I do.

Well anyway here are my pictures..

I know I look retarded!

If you wanna know why am I doing this, check out nicole's blog for more info.

Blowjob??

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:43:00 +0000

Hau Yon came across to see this on a menu.

Blowjob?? I have no idea what is it! but it sounds so wrong.

Waiter: May I take your order sir?
Yin Hao: I would like to order a blowjob.
Waiter: Okay, hold on please.
Yin Hao: It taste so good~
Waiter: Oh yes...

Nothing to do when you are bored?

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:03:00 +0000

Ya know, I normally had nothing to do besides study when it's raining cats and dogs outside.

Once it rains, Astro's not working...

I had to shut down the computer,

I had to turn off my modem, that day tio one time now scared already.

I got so bored that I started to think that why that girls that create bimbo blogs get more hits everyday than I do. It's just all pictures of them, and they earn more money than I do too! All they post is pictures of them in the toilet, in the car, in the toilet, at every corner at the house, in the toilet, in the toilet.

Yet they still have more hits and earn more money than I do. Ya, know come to think of it, blogging for girls are easy. Take picture take picture post post post, money fly to them. Since that bimbo blogs earn money faster, I should try too! All I have to do is post a lot pf pictures of myself thats it.

I'm so sexy...

I'm too sexy

I'm way too sexy.

You make me blush..

I'm irresistible.

Start camwhoring when you get bored! It earns.

Such cool credit card.

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:35:00 +0000

Now I'm at Hau Yon's house blogging! I so cham...

Today after I woke up I saw my mother packing the stuffs for ching ming already. Ya know, those stuffs Chinese people use to burn for their passed away ancestors. And I found something. Its a credit card but its different from all credit cards.

This credit card looks like this.

Front view

Back view

"This card is the property of The Other World Banking Corporation. It is not transferable and may be revoked by the Bank at any time without notice. Its use is governed by the Bank's Card holder Agreement and the Bank's Terms and Conditions governing the use of ETC Machines in force for the time being.

IF FOUND PLEASE RETURN BY BURNING THIS CARD"

I never knew I'd get so irritated by this.

noreply@blogger.com (Yin Hao) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:18:00 +0000

I'm feeling very tulan right now.

I have to go over to my cousins place just to BLOG! like god dammit! Stupid lightning strike my router and my network card!

It happened on Thrusday afternoon, my father was checking his stuff on my computer then *BOOM*

I see sparks behind my computer and my internet got disconnected immediately. Then I went to buy a new network card on Friday but IT WONT FREAKING WORK! So now whole computer send to the shop for checkout.

You know, dam sad lah. Buy network card already still cannot work! I never knew I'd get so irritated by this. I feel like crying that time... like how could this happen to me.

When girls get angry or irritated they just grab some chocolates and forget everything. But we guys are different! We cant just eat chocolates and forget everything, it just doesn't seems to work on guys.

I think I should also find a way to release tulan-ness from now on.

What about you guys?