Yinsi Yat

Can you read this?

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 22:01:02 PDT

Eonverye taht can raed tihs rsaie yuor hnad.

Only great minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

i aires nime!

High Wind

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 07:00:18 PST

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.
I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,

"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old.

I just bought this hat yesterday!

Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 19:15:50 PST

Yinsiyat wishes you a Merry Christmas & Happy New Year. May this new year 2010 bring much joy, happiness and health to you and your family.

Mum's proctection part 2

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:50:35 PST

Hey guys! here is another set of pictures of mum protection. Squirrel mother goes nuts and attacks dog trying to eat her baby.

Barking mad: The squirrel gets ready to leap off the tree and its terrified baby is pounced on by the dog.

Make it snappy: The plucky creature bites and claws the dog, allowing its baby to escape certain death.

That's my baby! The dog snarls in pain as the squirrel leaps in to attack it - and the baby makes a leap for the safety of the tree.

Thanks mum: The heroic squirrel ushers its baby back up the tree to safety.

Mums' protection

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:27:07 PST

Whether it is animal or humans, mum will always protect their little one from danger. They will do their very best to protect their little one from being a prey. Look at these photos below.

Local kopitiam

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:04:00 PST

I got this video and had a good laugh this morning. What a nice day to start your day. Do you still remember sometime back I posted the video "RK house- No pork" in my other website? This time round they made fun at a local kopitiam.

How stupid is he?

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 08:51:12 PDT

This is one of the worst student on earth I have seen in my entire life. How could he possibly not know how to use the automatic glass door? He even searched for clues into his engineering notes to get some tips. Before you click "play video" can you make a wild guess how this guy go out? I bet you will never imagine how he did it. hahaha

Good day

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:57:37 PDT

It is nice to start my working day with a good laugh. Checked into office this morning and received this video from a colleague sitting not far away. Haha. Luckily boss has not check in yet. Thanks to Sarah for sharing this. Ladies, when you do your typing remember not to push your computer side way. I'm sure you're not using a manual typewriter. For those who are back to work after 40 years, beware!! Muahahaha!!!!!!

JPJ - Side Parking

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 23:05:35 PDT

You are only allowed to proceed to do the side parking and 3 point turn when you've passed the first hurdle that is the slope test (mendaki bukit). In many instances, people got it all wrong in doing side parking because they didn’t follow the simple formula given to them by their instructor. It is very easy actually. Let me show you how it is done.

1. Drive the car forward in a straight line and you must pass the parking pole. In this example is the P1 pole.

2. Lean back and look to your left then reverse the car. Apply brake when you reached the side mirror on your left.

3. Turn the steering to the left 2 rounds. (All)

4. Reverse slowly and look at your side mirror on your right until you see the fourth stone. When the car is straight and parallel with the marking, apply brake.

5. Turn steering to the right 2 rounds and reverse until the back tire is on top of the white line.

6. Turn steering to the right 2 rounds and reverse until the back tire is on top of the white line.

7. Turn steering to the left (all) and enter gear one. Move forward carefully and slowly in order to straighten your car. Do not to hit the stone divider.

8. Raise your right hand signaling that you’ve completed. Wait for the tester instructions for you to go out.

9. Enter reverse gear and reverse until the back tire is on top of the white line.

10. Turn steering all to the right and enter gear one. Proceed to move forward until the back tire is on top of the white line.

11. Turn steering 2 ½ rounds to your left and move forward to do the 3 point turn.

12. Please take note that you got 5 minutes to do this task. Normally, I observed that they can do it within 2 minutes. Good luck!

JPJ - Slope Test (Mendaki bukit)

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 09:29:13 PDT

This time round I will be talking about going up the hill and stop at the yellow line on a road test. (Mendaki bukit). This is the test most students fear most because they have to pass this test first in order for them to proceed to do the side parking and 3 point turn. Many students fail in this test mainly because they do not follow what they have been thought by the instructor. Some of the reasons are: -

1. The front tires are not properly place in the yellow line.
2. Some don’t even know where or how to stop.
3. Not focusing, panic and do not know what to do when nearing the yellow line at the hill.
4. Forgot to enter gear when want to go down hill.
5. Unable to release the hand brake.

Allow me to share with you some of the important points in order to pass this mendaki bukit test. It is very easy actually. First of all you must keep calm at all times and not panic when see the examiner. Many students say that the examiners are all very fierce looking! Muahahaha. Here are the simple steps you must follow: -

1. When you’re in the car, firstly adjust your seat and check the clutch if it is higher than normal. Check the brake as well. Proceed only if you are ready to go up that hill. When ready, move forward and keep your vehicle straight. You must now focus at the side mirror and the pole on your right.

2. When the side mirror is parallel (side by side) with the pole, you have to stop by pressing the brake and clutch. By this time, both your front tires are in the yellow line as shown in the picture below.

3. Don’t look out to see if it is in the yellow line. Many students made this mistake when they immediately look out to see whether the tires are in the yellow line. When you do that, you may lift up your left leg (that is the clutch) chances are high that the engine will be dead. You fail! All you have to do is free gear and pull up the hand brake. Release the pedal brake to see if the car is properly hand brake so that it is not going backwards. If you confirm that the tires are in the yellow line, raise your right hand. If not, you may go down and do it again because you are given a second chance. (peluang kedua).

4. Now is the time to go down hill. Do not panic or wanting to does it fast. Do it calmly because you’re given 3 minutes for this task. More than enough time for you to do it. Firstly, enter 1st gear. Right hand on the steering and left hand on the hand brake.

5. Now press oil on the accelerator pedal. Then hold it. Do not increase nor decrease the pressure oil. Slowly release the clutch until you see the dashboard or viper move forward then hold on to the clutch. Do not release the clutch anymore. (If you release more of the clutch, the engine will be dead). Next, you release the hand brake and increase oil on the accelerator pedal. The car will surely move forward and go downhill. Slow down the car when you are going downhill and proceed to do your side parking and 3 point turn.

Good Luck and all the best!!

JPJ - On the road test

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:18:42 PDT

I managed to find a little bit of time to update this blog today. As promised in my last posting, please allow me to share with you some tips on how to get through your part II (Parking - consist of Slope, Side parking and 3 point turn) and part III (which is on the road test). Let me to start of with part III which I find it equally important. As I said before, you needed 16 points out of 20 to pass this part III. You will accumulate points when you adhere to these tips.

a) Point no 1 - Adjust your seat.
Hint: When you first enter the car, you must adjust your seat. Press your left leg towards the clutch pedal and adjust accordingly. Not all of us have the same height. When you're seated comfortably then release the clutch pedal.

b) Point no 2 - Adjust your rear view mirror and side mirror.
Hint: It is important to adjust the mirrors because while on the road you need to look at it to see if there is any on coming cars/motorbikes in order for you to change lane.

c) Point no 3 - Buckle up your seat belt.
Hint: It is vitally important and a MUST buckle up your seat belt while you are taking a on the road test. Failure to do so, the examiner will fail you on the spot.

d) Point no 4 - Ensure that the car is in free gear.
Hint: Before you start the car engine, always ensure that the car is in free gear. Failure to so and when it is in geared position and when you start the car it will jerk and have a sudden movement.

e) Point no 5 - Check the windscreen washer switch and signal lights.
Hint: Before you start your route test, you must ensure that the instruments and controls are in working condition. Please check the lights, signals, hazard lights, windscreen washer and lastly hon.

f) Point no 6 - Use your signal lights.
Hint: It is very important to use the signal lights whenever you want to make a turning. Whether it is at the traffic lights or junction, signal light is a must!

g) Point no 7 - Brake
Hint: Many students will know how to place their foot on the accelerator but they fail or forgot to brake when there is danger ahead. Panic is the cause of this action. You must know how to slow or stop a moving vehicle is very important. You must apply pressure in the brake pedal. Do not let the tester to brake for you.

h) Point no 8 - Follow traffic rules.
Hint: As always, while on the road, there are many sign boards and traffic light. Make sure you follow those traffic rules. Do not beat the traffic lights. !!! If you stopped at the traffic light, always free the gear and pull the hand brake. Your right leg on the brake pedal to ensure that the back lights are lighten.

i) Point no 9 - The STOP (Berhenti sign).
Hint: I'm very sure that there are quite a numbers of Stop signs around. You must STOP when seeing this sign board. Normally you'll find this sign at the junction. Do not stop the car over the white line.

j) Point no 10 - Double lines.
Hint: Always remember not to change lane on double lines. Students may not notice this when they are on the road test.

k) Point no 11 - Use the correct lane and steering control.
Hint: You are required to drive at the left lane at all times. When necessary, if you need to change to the right lane always use the signal lights. One piece of small advise, do not hold the steering to tight. When students panic, they tried to hold on to something!!! Hahaha.

l) Point no 12 - Driving your vehicle at a safe distance.
Hint: While taking test, try not to drive to close to the vehicle in front of you. My advise is that you need to keep distance at least 2-3 cars away. If the car in front of you apply an emergency brake you'll have time to brake.

m) Point no 13 - Overtaking and Rear view mirror.
Hint: If you have no choice and need to overtake a vehicle (which you don't normally do during a test), you must use the rear view mirror and the side mirror. You are required to give signal before overtaking.

n) Point no 14 - Speed limit.
Hint: During a test, speed limit is very important. You must adhere to the speed limit. Most of the route chosen by the examiner there will be a school near by. Look out for the sign board which says "school compound speed limit 30 km/hr" (Kawasan sekolah Had Laju 30). If there isn't any school near by your normal speed you may go is 40-50km/hr.

0) Point no 15 - Pedestrain crossing.
Hint: At times, depending where you take the driving test, you may come across a pedestrian crossing. Priority must be given to pedestrian crosser first where there is no traffic lights.

p) Point no 16 - Corner
Hint: When you are nearing to a corner, it is recommended to use the 2nd gear to turn. After turning, straighten back your steering and increase back your speed. Take a quick look at the speedometer when it reaches 20km/hrs or over, you're required to change to gear 3.

q) Point no 17 - Changing lane.
Hint: If there is a traffic jam ahead of you, do not change lane quickly or drive dangerously. Fall back to your correct lane which is the left lane.

r) Point no 18 - Using the correct gear.
Hint: refer to point no 16.

s) Point no 19 - Priority must be given to vehicle on the right, at junctions or at roundabout.

t) Point no 20 - Do not drive dangerously or recklessly.

Good luck and have fun. Next topic will be part II - slope (mendaki bukit). See you soon.

How to obtain a Malaysian Driving License

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 09:43:05 PDT

Part I - Theory

There are 3 parts of test in order to obtain a Malaysian Driving License. First and foremost you have to sign up with a driving school near you. You'll be require to attend classes for theory, amali, and sit for Malaysian driving code test (ujian undang-undang). You'll be required to answer 50 questions. Passing marks for this undang-undang test is 42/50. Having passed this part one, you'll will be given a "Learner" D license.

Part II - Practical test for parking.

This is to test your skills on the slope. (Mendaki bukit). Passing this slope test is COMPULSORY (WAJIB) in order for you to proceed to do the "side parking" and 3 point turn. If you fail the slope test, you fail the parking test completely. Next you'll proceed to do part III, which is the "On the road" test.

Part III - Practical test "on the road"

Depending on where you take your driving test. There are places like Subang, Wangsa Maju, Sri Sinar and many others. Most of the times, the route is quite hilly with many traffic lights. They, the examiner will test you in many areas and road conditions. Passing marks for this "on the road test is 16/20.

If you passed all Part I, II and III, you'll will be given a "P" (Percubaan/Trial) license. You are required to put the "P" sticker on the left hand side of both front and rear of the wind screen.

Stay tune and I'll be giving you some tips on part II and part III. Apa macam? Leng mou??

Busy with my new found job

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 09:01:00 PDT

Greetings from Yinsiyat. How are you guys getting on? I've been busy with my projects and assignments lately. Will be back soon when the projects settle down. In the mean, here are some nice images which I find it very nice. The first one I find it cool that it has been on my screensaver right now. Hope you like it too. Cheers!

Awesome hand crafts - Part 2

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Thu, 21 May 2009 09:01:00 PDT

The finished products are just awesome. Very beautiful indeed. Don't you think so? What I like most is the creative coloring. It looks very real to me.

Awesome hand crafts - Part 1

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Fri, 15 May 2009 02:04:48 PDT

I used to love seeing live painting especially the Chinese bamboo painting. They are born to be talented. However, after seeing the hand crafts by this guy I must agree he is talented as well. By just using a chain saw to craft something out is not easy. Wait till I show you the finished product in the second part.

No connection

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Fri, 01 May 2009 00:44:11 PDT

Just checking on you guys!

No, I have not neglected this blog. I know that I have not been updating this blog regularly. Actually, it's not that I do not want to write in here but sometimes due to unavoidable circumstances I have no choice but to do other things. I'm quite busy with my work and do not have much time going on line. Anyway, I can't access to the internet. You know why? Scroll to find out-lah!

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Like that how to get connection wor? Muahahaha!!!

Visiting Port Dickson

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 07:18:04 PDT

Okay, I know that you have probably been to Port Dickson many times already but for those who needed more information about Port Dickson, you have came to the right place at the right time. I just found a website that provide anything you needed to know about Port Dickson. All the information I found here are very useful. I have gather sufficient information about Port Dickson as to where to stay (Budget hotel, Resorts, Condominiums) bookings and finding other places of interest in PD. Other than that, visiting to the local seafood restaurant is a must. The prices on seafood in Port Dickson are reasonably cheep too.

Special test

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 09:03:24 PDT

One Night 4 college students Itchitaka, Danielctw, Annant and fimey were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Yinsi Yat and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So Yinsi Yat said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked Yinsi and said they would be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before Yinsi Yat. Yinsi said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.

See Below for the question Paper

Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ......... (2 MARKS)

Q.2.. which tire burst? (98 MARKS)

a) Front Left

b) Front Right

c) Back Left

d) Back Right

2 types of yoga

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 09:02:00 PDT

Yoga is a healing system of theory and practice. It is a combination of breathing exercises, physical postures, and meditation that has been practiced for more than 5,000 years. In a recent survey conducted by myself I have came to the conclusion that there are two types of Yoga. As you can see from the first picture the uncle is performing an ancient yoga but the other one lower below is the today's current yoga!! hahahaha

Come fly with me this summer!

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 09:11:27 PDT

Remember the other day I was saying that I wanted to try out the flying car? This time round, I would like to try out the flying hotelicopter. Actually, the hotel is in the helicopter ifself. Wow, Cool! Right? The Hotelicopter is modeled on the Soviet-made Mil V-12, of which there were only two prototypes ever made. The Hotelicopter Company purchased one of these prototypes from the Mikhail Leontyevich Mil helicopter plant in Panki-Tomilino, Russia in 2004 and have been engineering the world's first flying hotel ever since.

The Hotelicopter features 18 luxuriously-appointed rooms for adrenaline junkies seeking a truly unique and memorable travel experience. Each soundproofed room is equipped with a queen-sized bed, fine linens, a mini-bar, coffee machine, wireless internet access, and all the luxurious appointments you'd expect from a flying five star hotel. Room service is available one hour after liftoff and prior to landing." The Hotelicopter is due to fly maiden journey this summer(June 26th) with an undisclosed price.

If you are interested, There is three fly tour. Inaugural Summer Tour - 14 days (Friday, June 26th, 2009 - Friday, July 10th, 2009). California Tour - 14 days (Friday, July 17th, 2009 to Friday, July 24rd, 2009) and Bay/Jamaica, European Tour - 16 days (Friday, July 31st, 2009 to Sunday, August 16th, 2009)

Check out see more pictures and the spec:
Dimensions Length: 42 m (137 ft)
Height: 28m (91 ft)
Maximum Takeoff Weight: 105850 kg (232,870 lb)
Maximum speed: 255 km/h (137 kt) (158 miles/h)
Cruising speed: 237 km/h (127 kt) (147 miles/h)
Original Mi Range: 515 km (320 mi)
Our augmented Mi Range - 1,296 km (700 mi)

No more KY !!!!

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 09:01:00 PDT

Rumah Tumpangan Kiew-Kiew at Jalan Bukit Bintang is getting popular with Ahbengs these days. Not only the locals but the African also don't want to lose out face. They 'jam' at pat sum's (mummy) place almost every alternate days. Business are getting better for pat sum as you can see in the video that she is pocketing money every 5-10 mins.

However, to be a prostitute is not easy also. Pity the Ahlian that she got to serve so many Ahbengs waiting outside the room for their turn. Usage of KY are fast exhausted. Ahlian got to ask them to "wait-wait" - "lei tang-tang" no KY. Wonder what pat sum substitute her with? When I saw that tube I laughed till dropped!!

New Produa Kenari and Kelisa Models

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 04:43:31 PDT

I think this brand new Produa Kenari and Kelisa are not out in the market yet. Not that I know of. I don't know about you but I think this new models look ugly to me. It is too short at the back and front. I don't think this is a good model for a family car. More applicable for couple like Itchitaka and his dream girl LG. Perhaps he can buy this car to fetch LG go to ~~skool~~ college everyday. Kakakaka. If you look carefully, this cars can only accommodate 2 passengers only. What say you? These cars "chun" a not?

Winter Melon Tale And Emergency Unit

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 09:51:10 PDT

Reason why I no update is due to this below! Currently watching Winter Melon Tale and Emergency Unit online.

FAN TUNG (Liu Kai Chi) is one of the four deities under the StoveGod. He has offended the Queen Mother of the West of being ravenous andgets imprisoned for 500 years in the winter melon. By chance TIN TAI KWAI (Chan Kam Hung) and his wife CHUNG PIK YUK (So Yuk Wah) free him from constraint. TUNG has crashed with KWAI's older brother TIN TAI FU(also played by Liu Kai Chi) accidentally and his spirit enters FU'sbody inexplicably while losing all his instincts. Hahaha..Now I want to watch episode 12!

Who killed Laughing Gor? This one lagi "kan cheong!

Shark fin soup

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:27:10 PDT

In most Chinese restaurant, they do offer shark fin soup for their customers. The more they offer this type of shark fin soups, the faster the sharks become extinct in the open ocean. However, many people like me who can live without shark fin soup won't make me die. I can go for other alternative like fish.

However, in the following video, a chinese woman misses her daily dose of shark fin soup and still crying for one from the shop owner. Sigh! Can you live without shark fin soup? if not then you can do a demo like the woman at a restaurant near you!! Hahaha.

Money not enough

aceone118@gmail.com (Yinsi Yat) — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 09:50:29 PDT

As the recession bites harder, some find unconventional ways to get spending money while others show their meaner side on controlling their spending. The ungracious act of economic hardships has turned the spotlight on just how much stress the current financial havoc is putting on to all of us. Even with the stimulus package of RM60 billion by our government to push up the economy, many peoples are still doubtful.

The financial crisis had hurt more than just our wallets as some others people had gone to other ways of getting help from God. If the video below can work for this ahpek soh's son in USA then it should work for you too if you ask money from Goddess of Mercy. Safe your time going to the temple. You can actually download the talisman from www.quanyinma.com and burn it and drink the ashes mixed with ~~orange juice~~ water.

You try drinking the ashes and I'll go take bathe with blessed flowers. "mandi bunga", wokeh? hehe