You Can't Even Make This Stuff Up...

Terrible Tuesday...Oh Wait...

2011-03-30T12:07:00.001-04:00

...its Wednesday.
I was totally absorbed with my lame cell phone this morning so I got a late start. I misseed my chance for Timmy Ho's "Crack-Coffee"
Got to work, sat down and crossed my feet, and the straps on my boots got tangled up. I stood up and almost face planted my desk. I had to take them off to untangle them.
I dumped my gross crap coffee all over my desk and keys and the phone that started my troubles today.
Its only noon....

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My Mind, The Merry-Go-Round.

2011-03-24T11:20:00.001-04:00

My brain hurts.
Firstly, I have ADHD.
Second, I am severely over-analytical.
Third, I am slightly anal retentive, and OCD.
Give me a mental challenge, and I become like a cat with a ball of yarn.
Tangled.
For more entertainment, throw numbers into the mix, I'm numerically challenged.
My co-workers and some acquaintances realize this and I often find them having themselves a good old time, at my expense.

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Pics, because it happened...

2011-03-23T08:51:00.001-04:00

Bacon Sundae

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An Amazing Tuesday Evening...Not Really

2011-03-23T08:50:00.000-04:00

So my Tuesday was basically a generic Tuesday. After work, things got wonky.
On the way home, me and pajama boy decided to stop at Mudds for ice cream. I love their hot fudge.
We ate, with almost nobody else, good thing because Pajama boy staged an epic duel against...himself!
So we picked up Pajama boys dad from Karate and decided to get something to eat at Denny's.
Its Baconalia! whatever that really means other than a good old fashioned BACONFEST!
I had a Bacon Sundae - who would have ever thunk such a thing existed!
It was not bad, it was Vanilla Ice Cream with Maple Syrup and Bacon!
So finally after watching Shark Boy and Lava Girl, we went to bed (almost 1am) Pajama boy woke up around 2 and threw up in his bed, then woke up at 5:30 soaking wet.
I have not had more than 3 hours sleep since last week.

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My Monday

2011-03-22T12:35:00.001-04:00

Mondays are crazy to begin with, right?
So after having a Monday almost through, i get a visitor.
A man who looked like he could be homeless. Unkempt, dirty, bushy beard. Scary dude. He came in looking for paperwork, but had my life flashing before my eyes. He had crazy eyes, and looked at me like he was wondering if id taste good with gravy.
He spent a good 15 minutes parked between me and the door to my office. And it was a very uncomfortable 15 minutes, just me and him and his beard and eyes. I was paralyzed.
He freaked me out so bad i forgot what i was doing until i woke with a figbar spewing dog at 3am and had to send out apologizing emails to the people i forgot all about hours earlier due to my life possibly about to end.
Needless to say, i am still here.
But you cant even make up the stuff that happens to me...

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