You Can't Kill Stupid

But you can buy it a restaurant

2013-05-17T22:17:00.001+01:00

You Can't Kill Stupid But you can buy it a restaurant and serve shitty food badly. And then go on TV to show why thorazine withdrawal is bad. Quite possibly, Amy is friends with my exwife, or the crazy ex GF.

Body Count

2013-02-08T02:29:00.000+00:00

Christopher Dorner, the alleged killer ex-cop currently being hunted—sometimes poorly—by the LAPD, reportedly mailed a package to CNN's Anderson Cooper that arrived last week, on February 1. Cooper's assistant opened the package and found inside two smaller parcels: One was a souvenir medallion sometimes given out by LA Police Chief William Bratton. The medallion had been damaged by bullet holes and a note attached to it read, "Thanks but no thanks, Will Bratton." The second parcel was a DVD ostensibly containing an interview with Christopher Gettler, the schizophrenic man Dorner claimed a fellow officer kicked unnecessarily during an arrest in 2007. Dorner was later fired after an LAPD board ruled his allegations were false and refused to give weight to the ill Gettler's testimony. But in the manifesto he posted to Facebook earlier this week, Dorner wrote, "During this [LAPD Board of Rights] hearing a video was played for the ... panel where Christopher Gettler stated that he was indeed kicked by Officer Evans." On the DVD, Dorner had written, "Chris Dorner Exoneration."

You stupid bitch

2012-11-22T19:58:00.001+00:00

It's your holiday with your kid. Did you check the Order? Did you call? Did you invite her to run sister back to school tomorrow?
Of course not. But, you have no problem poisoning the older one by sharing parent to parent words.
Bitch.

Fredo Wang gets a new condo

2012-11-05T01:44:00.002+00:00

no

2012-10-28T20:31:00.004+00:00

That was not my Ex or her tug-person.

Stereotype or Archetype?

2012-07-02T19:18:00.002+01:00

Buckeye edition

What do we see:

Camaro +2
Running/not on blocks -1
Old +1
A color other than red -1
triple redundant OSU swag +4 (boom, Fibonacci'd)
Buckeye spelling ("Tuf," brah) +1

Vegas lite

2012-01-29T02:33:00.001+00:00

Don carlos rrickles

Exactly what

2012-01-21T22:22:00.000+00:00

are you selling

Francisco Scaramanga Comes to Scottsdale

2012-01-15T20:19:00.000+00:00

Worst Firebird Ever

2012-01-15T16:51:00.002+00:00

It's even worse as a "Testarossa."

J.C. Penney Sells...

2012-01-12T03:55:00.000+00:00

Marital Aids. Now you know.

Presidential Suite

2012-01-11T16:44:00.000+00:00

The 2000-teens have been good to Fredo Wang: pillows AND a headboard complete the sleep comfort ensemble

Guess Who's Coming to Town

2012-01-10T20:22:00.001+00:00

messengerpuppet sent you this page: http://spaceghetto.org/images/tumblrlvxw.jpg
Merry xmas

Joe Pesci

2011-12-22T22:16:00.000+00:00

whatever you want, Leo Getz

Screw Fire

2011-12-21T00:41:00.000+00:00

Nice door, Moby

Kill it with a Harpoon

Dicks in Bulk

2011-12-15T02:18:00.000+00:00

Really, jackass? You couldn't walk 20 feet to return the cart?

Dare to Be Stupid

2011-12-01T20:20:00.000+00:00

Coloradans for Ambulance Chasing

A Division of Elmer Fudd Legal Services Corp.

11017 Tower Two

World Trade Center

Manhattan, New York 10201-9999

Fresh Kills Rikers Island Attica

What's the worst that could happen?

2011-11-28T19:49:00.001+00:00

in celebrating a Michigan win?

Lose count? No, that's just foreshadowing.
Attempt to bone your GF repeatedly? No, that's "foreplay." As far as you understand it, lizard brain.
Be seduced by rich Corinthian leather? Ahh you're red hot, doc.

Hookers and Blow

2011-11-07T03:51:00.000+00:00

Best "$69 college girls" ever!

The pop card really worked out for you, huh? Another 30 and she'll be on her knees for the "blow" part

Everclear: Works Every Time (once your mastercard clears)

Ask yourself this though. Why are Donny and Marie ~~fucking each other~~ laughing at you and your pathetic, still-on-the-clock PDA.

Buzz Wang

2011-11-07T03:32:00.000+00:00

dealin' herb @SEMA

Someone Stole

2011-11-07T03:30:00.000+00:00

That sign from my ex-wife.

My Favorite Team

2011-11-07T00:11:00.002+00:00

Camel Toe Racing

Las Vegas Whale

2011-11-06T16:17:00.003+00:00

You're Doing It Wrong

Tour de France

2011-11-06T15:25:00.005+00:00

Buzz Wang, Super Genius

You're doing it WRONG

Lurlene Wang in Vegas

2011-11-06T15:18:00.000+00:00

Where's Norm? Or Martine from Southfield? Or the stacked bartender?