<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 07:57:02 +0000</lastBuildDate><category>kosher hulk youtube video jewish</category><category>travel</category><title>You Got Daved</title><description>&quot;Good Humor, Good Taste&quot;</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>41</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-232208075965846333</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-04-24T09:51:10.630-04:00</atom:updated><title>TSheets.com</title><description>I am trying &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tsheets.com/a/weinberg81&quot;&gt;Tsheets&lt;/a&gt; on recommendation from a friend.  This Web 2.0 site tracks your time and employees time online so it can be accessed anywhere.&lt;span style=&quot;display: block;&quot; id=&quot;formatbar_Buttons&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;on&quot; style=&quot;display: block;&quot; id=&quot;formatbar_CreateLink&quot; title=&quot;Link&quot; onmouseover=&quot;ButtonHoverOn(this);&quot; onmouseout=&quot;ButtonHoverOff(this);&quot; onmouseup=&quot;&quot; onmousedown=&quot;CheckFormatting(event);FormatbarButton(&#39;richeditorframe&#39;, this, 8);ButtonMouseDown(this);&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tsheets.com/a/weinberg81&quot;&gt;Try it&lt;/a&gt; out for free today or join for a few bucks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&#39;m supposed to mention what I do the first 5 minutes of every working day....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I check my email and respond to LinkedIn invitations and then I see the activity going on at &lt;a href=&quot;http://jewneric.com&quot;&gt;Jewneric&lt;/a&gt;.</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2008/04/tsheetscom.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>54</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-994855307216953153</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 20:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-09-03T16:50:32.887-04:00</atom:updated><title>Jewneric.com</title><description>After six months of initial discussions, planning and talking to as many smart people as we could....&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://jewneric.com&quot;&gt;Jewneric&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/B&gt; has finally launched.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What&#39;s &lt;a href=&quot;http://jewneric.com&quot;&gt;Jewneric&lt;/a&gt;?  Good question.  We aim to be a place to find the Modern Jewish Voice.  Our writers are passionate, smart and have great ideas.  They will be writing about many topics including, politics, travel, technology, kosher restaurants, relationships, art, music and many more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Although we are only in our 1.0 (Beta) phase right now we are really building our content.  The site will undergo some cosmetic changes as time goes on, but you should always expect great things to read.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are gathering together a group of writers who are passionate about their, writers who are experts in their fields and writers who are Jewish.  Perhaps we are looking for you?  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;mailto:nudge@jewneric.com&quot;&gt;Nudge&lt;/a&gt; us anytime - &lt;a href=&quot;mailto:nudge@jewneric.com&quot;&gt;nudge@jewneric.com&lt;/a&gt;.  We have super easy requirements to write for us (you must have good ideas, try to post something...anything at least once a week and the theme must somehow be Jewish).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Come check us out - &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://jewneric.com&quot;&gt;Jewneric.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for reading!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dave</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2007/09/jewnericcom.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-4072103362473392206</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-06-03T21:47:34.366-04:00</atom:updated><title>Going to Phil-llaay1</title><description>&lt;embed type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; src=&quot;http://picasaweb.google.com/s/c/bin/slideshow.swf&quot; width=&quot;400&quot; height=&quot;267&quot; flashvars=&quot;host=picasaweb.google.com&amp;RGB=0x000000&amp;feed=http%3A%2F%2Fpicasaweb.google.com%2Fdata%2Ffeed%2Fapi%2Fuser%2Fweinberg81%2Falbumid%2F5071999730954570097%3Fkind%3Dphoto%26alt%3Drss&quot; pluginspage=&quot;http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2007/06/going-to-phil-llaay1.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-1619915882546739337</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 13:29:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-01-22T15:02:26.937-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">kosher hulk youtube video jewish</category><title>The Hulk goes Kosher</title><description>&lt;object height=&quot;350&quot; width=&quot;425&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/Gv1AJ53WfFc&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;wmode&quot; value=&quot;transparent&quot;&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/Gv1AJ53WfFc&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; wmode=&quot;transparent&quot; height=&quot;350&quot; width=&quot;425&quot;&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love this video.  The Hulkmeister and his family are trying so hard to make their neighbors feel comfortable and be able to eat.  Keeping kosher is tough, but it must seem like we are crazy to people.  I&#39;m quite happy with the way this all played out, both parties end up looking ok.</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2007/01/hulk-goes-kosher.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-5213846812667509325</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 13:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-12-11T14:13:28.378-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">travel</category><title>Update to &quot;The Awakening&quot;</title><description>This Sunday&#39;s Washington Post, Sunday Source section, had a road trip idea that left my mouth gaping.  It took readers around little know parts of Downtown DC, past the Big Chair and over to &quot;The Awakening&quot;.  I was astonished to see the exact same pictures and trip ideas that I found off of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tips/getAttraction.php?Tip_AttractionNo==1604&quot;&gt;Roadside America&lt;/a&gt; and from the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.travelzoo.com/video/?267603&quot;&gt;TravelZoo Unleashed DC video.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I found this all to be very amusing.  The back page of the Sunday Source had pictures from every stop on the trip, but the article only lists a few, not including &lt;a href=&quot;http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2006/12/awakening.html&quot;&gt;&quot;The Awakening&quot;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&#39;m a little annoyed at the post and wish they would have attributed this better.  When I look at their &quot;Travel Deals&quot; each week, I&#39;ve already seen at least half of them a few days earlier.  The post needs to shape up and show something special.  With all this massive media house has up its sleeve I am surprised at the lack of synergy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;None-the-less, the Washington Post is an excellent newspaper and I continue to be a subscriber.</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2006/12/update-to-awakening.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-116551548081879432</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2006 13:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-12-07T13:35:20.936-05:00</atom:updated><title>Mr. Politico Officionado</title><description>&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;My friend &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://joshspolitics.blogspot.com/&quot;&gt;Josh&lt;/a&gt;&quot;  started blogging a little while ago about &quot;Politics&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;&quot;  &gt;&lt;a style=&quot;color: rgb(204, 0, 0);&quot; href=&quot;http://joshspolitics.blogspot.com/&quot;&gt;Josh&#39;s Political Musings&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Find him at http://joshspolitics.blogspot.com/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We both worked for a Presidential Campaign in Iowa a few winters ago. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The whole episode began with doughnuts and great deli sandwiches and ended with sad defeat, booze (not me though) and a long, lonely drive back to Chicago.  There was nothing but cold, flat Iowa in between.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2006/12/mr-politico-officionado.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-116542967541179585</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 18:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-12-06T13:30:18.493-05:00</atom:updated><title>Students volunteer for 100,000 hrs. New pledges already at 28,000 hrs!</title><description>---Note to Readers of You Got Daved: This is an Experiment---&lt;br /&gt;(Both for volunteering and for the possibility of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.digg.com/world_news/Students_volunteer_for_100_000_hrs_New_pledges_already_at_28_000_hrs&quot;&gt;getting on Digg&#39;s main page&lt;/a&gt;.  I will keep these posts to a bare minimum if ever again, but I want to see how fast a genuinely good deed driven website can be virally promoted.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.digg.com/world_news/Students_volunteer_for_100_000_hrs_New_pledges_already_at_28_000_hrs&quot;&gt;Please Digg This Story.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Got an idea of how to explode this?  Let me know, posts a comment.  Thanks!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Volunteer to repair the world by pledging an hour or 20. &lt;br /&gt;The world needs our help. Students have taken the lead in volunteering. Will you stand with them? Help us start a trend!  Let us know what you&#39;re already doing, or pledge to volunteer some time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pledgeanhour.org/&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href=&quot;http://digg.com/world_news/Students_volunteer_for_100_000_hrs_New_pledges_already_at_28_000_hrs&quot;&gt;digg story&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2006/12/students-volunteer-for-100000-hrs-new.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>8</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-116535022773860728</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2006 23:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-12-05T15:30:28.863-05:00</atom:updated><title>Optimized!</title><description>You might have noticed that I have been updating my Blog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I figured that I needed to follow the advice of all my web 2.0 reading and up the abilities of this bad boy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:130%;&quot;&gt;My favorite source for quick 2.0 reading is &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.transmitt.com/&quot;&gt;Transmitt&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can you find everything? Some of it is pure code (it&#39;s in the source but I wouldn&#39;t know it was there or what it meant otherwise.....but it sounds kinda cool).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am using Feedburner &lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;&quot; &gt;for all of you wonderful subscribers.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am self-promoting (shamelessly I might add) through:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://digg.com&quot;&gt;Digg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://furl.com&quot;&gt;Furl&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://blinkit.com&quot;&gt;Blinkit&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://del.icio.us/weinberg81&quot;&gt;Del.icio.us&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.linkedin.com/in/dweinberg&quot;&gt;LinkedIn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.yahoo.com&quot;&gt;Yahoo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.facebook.com&quot;&gt;Facebook&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bravenet.com&quot;&gt;Bravenet&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.alexa.com&quot;&gt;Alexa&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogtopsites.com&quot;&gt;BlogTopSites&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://technorati.com&quot;&gt;Technorati&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://mybloglog.com&quot;&gt;MyBlogLog&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and &lt;a href=&quot;http://google.com&quot;&gt;Google&lt;/a&gt; (of course!)</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2006/12/optimized.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-116524896868794050</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2006 23:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-12-07T13:36:28.620-05:00</atom:updated><title>Web 2.0 Poster</title><description>&lt;div style=&quot;float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;&quot;&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/orliy1/312853445/&quot; title=&quot;photo sharing&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/107/312853445_fb7816ff20_m.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; style=&quot;border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0);&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;margin-top: 0px;font-size:0;&quot; &gt;  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/orliy1/312853445/&quot;&gt;Amazing FooBar Poster&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Originally uploaded by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/people/orliy1/&quot;&gt;Orli Yakuel&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;I&#39;ve already printed this out and am looking for a frame for my desk.</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2006/12/web-20-poster.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-116519699755161039</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-12-04T21:31:14.183-05:00</atom:updated><title>&quot;The Awakening&quot;</title><description>&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center; width: 194px; font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 83%;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;background: transparent url(http://picasaweb.google.com/f/img/transparent_album_background.gif) no-repeat scroll left center; height: 194px; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://picasaweb.google.com/weinberg81/TheAwakening&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://lh5.google.com/image/weinberg81/RXN2eWT95kE/AAAAAAAAAtY/Jm7s4bNxW3M/s160-c/TheAwakening.jpg&quot; style=&quot;border: medium none ; padding: 0px; margin-top: 16px;&quot; height=&quot;160&quot; width=&quot;160&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://picasaweb.google.com/weinberg81/TheAwakening&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: rgb(77, 77, 77); font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;The Awakening&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: rgb(128, 128, 128);&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;Today was random.  We went on an unscripted trip to the tip of the &lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:placename st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Tidal&lt;/st1:placename&gt; &lt;st1:placetype st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Basin&lt;/st1:placetype&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;, right near where so many of the national monuments are.  We went on search for the little known larger-than-life sculpture, &quot;The Awakening&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.travelzoo.com/video/?267603&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Travel Zoo Unleashed&quot;&lt;/a&gt; had identified this DC secret and no one we knew had ever seen or heard of the beast.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8 wrong turns, 1 badly printed google map, 1 near death experience and 1 hour later we were there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Directly across from the Landing strip of &lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:placename st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;the National&lt;/st1:placename&gt; &lt;st1:placetype st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Airport&lt;/st1:placetype&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;, &quot;The Awakening&quot; is an awe inspiring scene.  Children picking a nose, grown men climbing an elbow, and almost no tourists....a local resident&#39;s dream.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No one should miss this outing.&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:85%;&quot;&gt;Follow &lt;st1:state st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Ohio&lt;/st1:state&gt; Dr. past the FDR memorial, past the Jefferson Memorial into &lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:placename st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;West&lt;/st1:placename&gt; &lt;st1:placename st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Potomac&lt;/st1:placename&gt;  &lt;st1:placetype st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Park&lt;/st1:placetype&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt; until the road loops around.  A great source for our trip was &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tips/getAttraction.php?Tip_AttractionNo==1604&quot;&gt;Roadside America.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  Video to be posted to YouTube shortly.</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2006/12/awakening.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-116519626779759737</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-12-03T20:37:47.810-05:00</atom:updated><title>Kosher Taco Stand in LA</title><description>&lt;object width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;350&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/_R9ckeUkjkM&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;wmode&quot; value=&quot;transparent&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/_R9ckeUkjkM&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; wmode=&quot;transparent&quot; width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;350&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;A few weeks ago I went to the &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(204, 0, 0);&quot;&gt;World&#39;s &lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);&quot;&gt;ONLY&lt;/span&gt; Kosher Taco Stand&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hooked up to the back of some guy&#39;s pick-up truck is a mobile Mexican cuisine establishment serviced by two very authentic Mexicans.  For next to nothing you can be satiated with chicken or beef and a drink.  Pretty sweet jumbo/large style.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2006/12/kosher-taco-stand-in-la.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-116499111941734863</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 16:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-12-01T11:38:39.426-05:00</atom:updated><title>Frank Caliendo - Pee in Your Pants Funny!</title><description>I&#39;ve just rediscovered one of my all-time favorite comedians and wanted to share....Enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;350&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/75wD4E6LSDg&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;wmode&quot; value=&quot;transparent&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/75wD4E6LSDg&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; wmode=&quot;transparent&quot; width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;350&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2006/12/frank-caliendo-pee-in-your-pants-funny.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-116499127503796156</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 13:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-12-07T13:38:29.080-05:00</atom:updated><title>A Tribute to 1M - &quot;Lecha&quot; by Shekov</title><description>This video really brings us back to the Heights.  Good job!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;350&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/eXdLGuSlrSc&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;wmode&quot; value=&quot;transparent&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/eXdLGuSlrSc&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; wmode=&quot;transparent&quot; width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;350&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2006/12/tribute-to-1m-lecha-by-shekov.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-116378979128392291</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 18:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-11-17T13:56:31.640-05:00</atom:updated><title>YouTuber Noah773</title><description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://noah773.blogspot.com/&quot;&gt;YouTuber Noah773&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Noah plows through the trash of YouTube and finds the Gems.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://noah773.blogspot.com/</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2006/11/youtuber-noah773.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-115953930612246765</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2006 13:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-09-29T10:23:00.936-04:00</atom:updated><title>Suitable for the Ten Days of Repentance</title><description>&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;margin-bottom: 12pt;&quot;&gt;Usually the stories that grace these pages follow a pattern of: start, sadness, odd occurrence, hysterical ending.  Today&#39;s post will follow said path.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:10;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:85%;&quot;&gt;Author&#39;s note: During these days of Awe, it is customary to review instances during the past year where G-d&#39;s hand had a clear play in the events of the day.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--&gt;Please feel free to welcome our newest fan AH.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:10;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:85%;&quot;&gt;With more and more wonderful mailings coming this way courtesy of our amazing fans, don&#39;t hesitate to send a taste of your locality this way.  Email yougotdaved@gmail.com for an address.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;A few weeks ago, this author landed at BWI airport, wife-in-tow, to go back home after a wonderful visit to a longtime friend (M&amp;CL).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Flying Southwest at off-peak times and off-peak dates to save a few bucks - $160&lt;br /&gt;Arriving too early at the airport, therefore requiring the purchase of essential magazines - $15&lt;br /&gt;Remembering just in time to use a coupon to save $2 dollars at the parking lot - Priceless.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pulling up to our apartment, we briefly decided to stop to get our mail at the front door before parking in our lot.  Four minutes later, our car refused to start.  &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:180%;&quot;&gt;Click&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:130%;&quot;&gt;click&lt;/span&gt; click click &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;click&lt;/span&gt;    &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:180%;&quot;&gt;ZIP&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;Just as our insides were beginning to boil up and we started to search the car for our trusty AAA number, a white truck pulled up behind us.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;  &lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;margin-bottom: 12pt; text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;AAA &lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Battery&lt;/st1:place&gt; Repair&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;It turned our, our county had but one AAA battery repair truck, and he happened to have been dropping of a nice old lady at our building JUST THEN.  What could have been hour and hours of endless waiting, aggravation and possible sadness was averted with a 5 minute free battery replacement.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&#39;d like tot hank the Academy, the American (and Canadian) Automotive Association and the Almighty.  Oh ya, and my wife, or course, for keeping me from getting all annoyed when the car wouldn’t start.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have an easy fast and a meaningful Yom Kippur.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2006/09/suitable-for-ten-days-of-repentance.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-115506501068838190</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2006 19:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-08-08T15:25:43.860-04:00</atom:updated><title>EUJS and YU Websites Attacked this Afternoon!</title><description>&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: black;&quot;&gt;Anti-Israel hackers disabled these two major websites and redirected traffic to their own locations.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: black;&quot;&gt;EUJS was replaced with&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; color: navy;&quot;&gt;the following message: &quot;!!! Own3d by Team-Evil Arab Hackerz!!!, Israel Go to Hell&quot; and an image depicting an Israeli flag being burned. This was also accompanied by a song &quot;Allah Ouhakbar&quot;. Due to this attack, our server is down and we are unable to broadcast these images to you. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; color: black;&quot;&gt;YU.edu was replaced with &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.serienaufdvd.de/images/fuck-israel.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; onclick=&quot;return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)&quot;&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial; color: black;&quot;&gt;(url contains profanity but actual site is clean)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: black;&quot;&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial; color: black;&quot;&gt;Please be on the lookout for more web attacks and be vigilant in their protection&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: black;&quot;&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2006/08/eujs-and-yu-websites-attacked-this.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-114745898003935396</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 18:22:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-05-12T15:47:26.866-04:00</atom:updated><title>In DC...Reportine LIVE from now on (really just more often that before)</title><description>Welcome back ladies and gents.&lt;br /&gt;Saying &quot;it&#39;s been a while&quot; would be an understatement. Since we last spoke, this author has gotten married, moved down to Maryland and has changed careers. Whoa! I know....I know.&lt;br /&gt;To see a visual update from the wedding, watch the &lt;a href=&quot;http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8154987619985110018&amp;q=frum+wedding&quot;&gt;video&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fun note:&lt;br /&gt;I got te chance to meet with Senator Barak Obama at a lunch yesterday. He was a great speaker and very curtious.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2278/856/1600/Obama.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2278/856/320/Obama.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check back soon for the latest links and happenings.</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2006/05/in-dcreportine-live-from-now-on-really.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-113450530376236743</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 20:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-12-13T15:24:34.510-05:00</atom:updated><title>Dead Air</title><description>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;http://DeadAir.tv&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2278/856/320/deadair.0.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;For three years, &lt;a href=&quot;http://deadair.tv/&quot;&gt;Dead Air&lt;/a&gt; radio has been a permanent fix on my listening plate. Broadcast live onlive every Tuesday night from 12-1 am on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.wyur.org/&quot;&gt;WYUR.org&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Zee and his crew have finally branched out into the mainstream, leaving their college days behind them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can subscribe to their weekly &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.deadair.tv/show.html&quot;&gt;podcast&lt;/a&gt; which can be previewed by joining the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.deadair.tv/newsletter/&quot;&gt;mailing list&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since going online December 1, 2005, they have had oer 4000 page hits, and 1500 subscribers to the podcast. Pretty good for zero advertising. Word of mouth through &lt;a href=&quot;http://facebook.com/&quot;&gt;Facebook&lt;/a&gt;, comments on &lt;a href=&quot;http://digg.com/&quot;&gt;Digg&lt;/a&gt; and other guerilla social networking sites have propelled this team quickly. Don&#39;t let this hilarous show run away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Interested in hosting the Facebook group at your school? Send Dead Air an &lt;a href=&quot;mailto:contatc@deadair.tv&quot;&gt;email&lt;/a&gt; and they will hook you up! (&lt;span class=&quot;style1&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;mailto:contact@deadair.tv&quot;&gt;contact@deadair.tv&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2005/12/dead-air.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-113165932745005403</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 21:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-11-10T16:48:47.463-05:00</atom:updated><title>The Wandering Jew</title><description>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;http://www.frappr.com/thewanderingjew&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2278/856/320/jew.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(51, 0, 51);font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;&quot;  &gt;&lt;span style=&quot;;font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;&quot;  &gt;Join me, your friends, your buddies, your aquaintances and all others in this innovative project:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.frappr.com/thewanderingjew&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt; The Wandering Jew&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(51, 0, 51);font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;&quot;  &gt;Add yourself to this map system allowing us to see just how far we have spread.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.frappr.com/thewanderingjew&quot;&gt;http://www.frappr.com/thewanderingjew&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2005/11/wandering-jew.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-113078789839711357</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 19:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-10-31T14:52:29.106-05:00</atom:updated><title></title><description>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2278/856/1600/little_dave.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2278/856/400/little_dave.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;&quot;  &gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(51, 51, 255);&quot;&gt;A&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:trebuchet ms;&quot;&gt;fter a hiatus far too long, this author has decided to return to his humorous wastetime….story telling.  These next few entries will personify the undeniable essence that is &quot;Getting Daved&quot;.  A number of new co-authors have been enlisted to chronicle the life of Dave, as well as to fill in the voids of this esteemed blog with as of yet unheard of Davings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please stay tuned, keep pointing to our site, and never stop dreaming, smiling, and telling your friends about us.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;&quot;  &gt;Many Thanks......&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(102, 51, 255);&quot;&gt;                                                &lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);&quot;&gt;                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-family:trebuchet ms;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:130%;&quot;&gt;D&lt;/span&gt;AVE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2005/10/after-hiatus-far-too-long-this-author.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-111159792551120501</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2005 17:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-03-23T12:12:05.513-05:00</atom:updated><title>Numa Numa Dave</title><description>&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: justify;&quot;&gt;Long Absence. No explanations&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.  Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, on to the Daving.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ever since Gary, the Numa Numa guy from NJ went online, Dave had been sweetly pestered by his admiring fans as to the authenticity of &quot;Gary&quot;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Dave, you are the Numa Numa guy....come on!&quot;  &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: justify;&quot;&gt;Nothing Dave could say or do would sway the hordes, and as of last night it has become official:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dave is funny, and can dance (but only slightly), but he is nothing but an impersonator.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check out the Purim edition of the YU Commentator &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.yucommentator.com&quot;&gt;online&lt;/a&gt; or at your local bin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2005/03/numa-numa-dave.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-111017992040100230</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 07:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-03-07T02:18:40.403-05:00</atom:updated><title>WYUR Merchandise</title><description>&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;In order to help the University&#39;s wonderful radio station, WYUR, a whole lot of stuff is now on sale bearing a new logo, with more to come.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cafepress.com/wyur&quot;&gt;www.cafepress.com/wyur&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, don&#39;t forget to tune in Sunday through Thursday 7pm-1am for exciting live programming.&lt;br /&gt;The rest of the time, great music is always being played.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;www.wyur.org&quot;&gt;www.wyur.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2005/03/wyur-merchandise.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-111017969886017712</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2005 06:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-03-07T02:14:58.863-05:00</atom:updated><title>The Early Bird Gets Daved</title><description>&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: justify;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;Every week, Dave has to write a paper for a class, Contemporary Problems in Business.  Three pages about the speaker can be cut and paste, which is sweet, accompanied by a few questions to sprinkle after the lecture.  Dave finished his paper early Thursday afternoon, which, it should be noted is quite an accomplishment. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dave went to bed early for once on a Thursday night, in order to awake early for the 8am shuttle to midtown.  Dave likes to be early anywhere he goes.  Being early can usually give enough time to iron out any mishaps that might occur at any time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;945am, Friday morning, a classmate asks to see Dave&#39;s questions to get some ideas.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&quot;That&#39;s not the speaker, she is speaking next week!  Quick, change everything!&quot;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: justify;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;With only fifteen minutes left until the lecture Dave rewrote his paper, and now has one for this week.  Unfortunately, Dave suffered a lot of well deserved embarrassment in doing the wrong paper.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: justify;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;_____________________&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: justify;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;Ok...so Dave didn&#39;t really Get Daved so much here, but this story was on this author&#39;s mind.  Help the site grow by submitting your own stories:  &lt;a href=&quot;mailto:yougotdaved@gmail.com&quot;&gt;yougotdaved@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2005/03/early-bird-gets-daved.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-110991237678474283</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2005 04:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-03-03T23:59:36.786-05:00</atom:updated><title>In Direct Relation</title><description>Nothing funny entered this author&#39;s email or came before his desk before the day&#39;s end...and so we are pleased to bring you a skewed look into Dave&#39;s way of thinking.  Enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;I am Peeing which is in direct relation to how much I had to drink.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;I had far too much to drink today which is in direct relation to how much I ate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I ate three &quot;meals&quot; today, all of which were eaten after it was dark out, which is in direct relation to my Thursday schedule.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;My Thursday schedule includes putting on my pants and watching TV, which is in direct relation to the fact that I had nothing to do today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had nothing to do today, besides putting on my pants and watching TV, which is in direct relation to my filed efforts at finding an internship two days a week.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I failed in finding an internship which is in direct relation to the fact that every opportunity was unpaid.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Every opportunity which I interviewed for was unpaid, even though I really need hard currency, which is in direct relation to Hashem finding new ways to test me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hashem likes to test me (or poke fun in my general direction) which is in direct relation to my &lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Getting Daved&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2005/03/in-direct-relation.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10845087.post-110965428287845175</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2005 05:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-03-01T00:45:19.183-05:00</atom:updated><title>Things Funny Enough to Make You Pee a Little II</title><description>&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center; font-family: trebuchet ms;&quot;&gt;Straight from the Spam Vault, we bring you Natalie Imbruglia&#39;s &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://movies.collegehumor.com/media/movies/torn.wmv&quot;&gt;Torn&lt;/a&gt;&quot;, performed by David Armand, mime specialist extraordinaire.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://yougotdaved.blogspot.com/2005/03/things-funny-enough-to-make-you-pee.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Dave Weinberg)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item></channel></rss>