I think that’s the Penguin

And that’s how I lost my virginity

A rich man’s pet is a poor man’s dinner

We’re going to need a catbulance

And I thought today’s trains are awkward

Mad cow disease is more dangerous than I thought

It was her bucket list

Like a sir camel is always polite

He can jump on the inside

You just have to follow your dreams

I Soviet Russia, Police harass Greenpeace!

This was Mr. Ed’s less educated brother

This wouldn’t be the stupidest thing Bush said

Mein Chair, it’s quite kampfy

At least he didn’t use black and white this time

It’s casual Friday

Ironically, you won’t get any wood if you read this magazine

That’s why you shouldn’t raise your Asian kid in America

Paint me like one of your French superheroes

Don’t mind the giraffe

You wouldn’t understand

He is just doing it to pay the bills

For you, there will always be fart jokes

Because I have to take my nap now

I guess he is not a Joker

If you put this in your back yard, you don’t have to worry about people breaking in

Timothy 2:11-12

That’s how I feel when I try to wash a spoon

Every great leader needs a sidekick

If you know how to drink water, you are too smart to be on the hockey team

The movie was based on this picture

He wants to show you how doggy style really works

And he is not even Hugh Hefner

She doesn’t want a machine to take her job

Hospitals are much better than house arrest

They just found out that dogs smell each other’s asses

Douchebags don’t have to care about grammar

How did you think Simba was made?

The best part about it is that the bowl is not filled with water, but with pee

It’s funny because it should be true

And people say Americans are assholes

I couldn’t bear to see him get hurt

She has to finish this game and at least 3 Minesweeper games until the end of the day

She has a habit of putting her foot in her mouth

If he’s old enough to eat fast food, he’s old enough to stare at girl’s butts

Of course he remembers, he’s their brother

I’d try anything once

I did not see that one coming

He thought that his sideburns are not shocking enough on their own

That explains why 50 cent is hung like a horse

He’s playing on veteran; if he misses a note, they shoot him

I don’t think I can ever forget this picture

Rock hard boobs is a serious and sexy condition.

If this doesn’t work, he will bring out the soup bowl

Does this count as a murder or suicide?

That explains Twilight

I can’t help but notice that Monica was always in the kitchen

Bruce Lee should consider buying stronger punching bags

Knock knock. Who’s there? Beer

The red light is an indicator of a missing ball

That ship is called “friendship”

That’s why cats should practice extreme sports

That’s why you don’t see a lot of women car thieves

I view cats in high definition on YouTube

Clouds? Someone call the department of paranormal activity

Oh, deer!

Someone bumped his daughter

It’s like two girls one cup all over again

They should stop horsing around

It’s not the first time I went in a llama, if you know what I mean

This is not Photoshop, it’s reality

It’s probably made by Apple

This picture looks fishy

If she loses her balance, this guy will manage to take the perfect picture

These imaginary girlfriends are a pain in the ass

That’s just evil, dad!

You failed the “are you a zombie?” test

I don’t want to live in a world where women don’t know how to shop

I thought hipsters don’t like to have their picture taken

This is the truth about fortune cookies

It’s a maxivan

The cat developed flying abilities instead of hitting the water.

These hot chicks always fall for rich guys that behave like animals

They should at least include a preview so I would know what I am paying for

She is singing her brand new Hit, featuring Chris Brown.

Next thing you know, they are going to want to vote

They will have to put him down.

If I find him, I am going to turn him into a non walking dead

This would be great if you were 5 years old and it was a sticker

At least if it were functional, she could fly away and avoid the embarrassment

This old man is definitely in touch with the trends

I’m fine with it either way

Maybe they should turn cruise accidents into a sport

That’s not how I pictured angels

With that kind of scar, who could resist the opportunity?

Those infidels won’t know what hit them

They’re greeeeeat!

Someone would say he can’t take a hint

If you have them on your computer, Google already got them