tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-344681472020-07-05T03:56:19.407-04:00Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00866254190412833183noreply@blogger.comBlogger1189125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34468147.post-80509354239912246702018-04-10T11:00:00.000-04:002018-04-10T11:00:08.103-04:00

Oh, this is a fun waste of time and money.  The last thing I want to do when I buy a dozen eggs is spend time transferring them from the box they came in, to some plastic contraption that is teetering precariously from my refrigerator shelf. How many eggs will the average idiot break while attempting to put them in this drawer? A) one B) two C) all of them? ADJUSTABLE EGG DRAWER maximizes

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00866254190412833183noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34468147.post-62878834586005959992018-04-09T11:00:00.000-04:002018-04-09T11:00:40.262-04:00

Want to waste money and have nothing to show for it?  Here's a creepy little wingless hummingbird with its head on backwards. Oh, and it also has a puny 3-inch fan inside of it.  It costs a ridiculous $33.00 (and apparently goes for almost double that elsewhere). For the same amount of money, you can go buy a real fan at Bed Bath and Beyond and rent The Birds. Keep your cool with this

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Recliner Risers are little plastic blocks you can put under a recliner to raise it and make it easier to get in and out - a cheap alternative to those power recliners that can go for $400.00 and up.  Maybe a little too cheap. Would you look at these things?  Way to raise the center of gravity in the most dangerous way possible!  I can just imagine poor Grandpa flopping down onto his favorite

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00866254190412833183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34468147.post-52028226975825575132018-04-05T11:00:00.000-04:002018-04-05T11:00:00.261-04:00

This thing is making me hungry, not because of the mostly-tomato sandwich, but because it looks like it's made out of Kit Kat bars. I'll never understand the obsession with these stupid "sofa arm table thingies".  Don't you have a coffee table in your house?  At least get one of those TV trays you weirdo. INSTANTLY TURN ANY SOFT SURFACE INTO A STABLE ONE! Flexible chair tray creates a flat

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00866254190412833183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34468147.post-49687071487946325812018-04-04T11:00:00.000-04:002018-04-04T11:00:42.573-04:00

Nothing spruces up the walls in your trailer like six random plastic tiles with a brick pattern that doesn't even work. “Brick” Wall Tiles Update Any Room! Set of 6 self-stick, textured foam tile sheets resemble real bricks; instantly transform a plain wall or any area that needs a facelift. Each sheet is 12" square; can be cut for a custom fit. Wipe-clean PVC. Source

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Of all the things that people cook on their outdoor grills, corn has to be one of the easiest and most delicious.  It doesn't require much prep, it doesn't fall through the slots, you don't need a meat thermometer and doesn't shrink or fall apart. However, there are some among us for which corn is a source of endless hardship.  They can't cook corn without having it roll off the grill and onto

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Here is a set of flimsy looking self-adhesive plastic wheels that you can attach to any object up to 250 lbs.  (Insert fat, lazy husband joke here) No screws or anything strong like that - just sticky tape. You can see where this is going. As if that wasn't enough to get my eyes rolling, I scrolled down to read the reviews, because there's usually one or two that are fake. You have to read

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00866254190412833183noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34468147.post-733756451663527382018-03-30T21:31:00.000-04:002018-03-30T21:31:00.258-04:00

Take a look at this hideous watch with a silicone strap.  It looks like something I'd have gotten from a gumball machine at the supermarket in 1987 after nagging my mother for 25 cents. I guess everything old is new again. SILICONE BAND STR-E-T-C-HES to fit almost any wrist! Forget clumsy, tight leather or scratchy metal bands—this unique watch has a flexible, braided silicone band

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00866254190412833183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34468147.post-57826225656176958462018-03-29T20:00:00.000-04:002018-03-29T20:00:20.459-04:00

I'll never understand the appeal of ugly resin animal sculptures like this. For one, this thing doesn't even look like a cat.  It looks like a groundhog mated with a fox.  If you want to look at a cat without owning one, just go on the internet and print out a picture of a real cat, and put that on your wall. There, I just saved you $11.00 (plus shipping and handling) that you can donate

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00866254190412833183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34468147.post-15266930822265388352018-03-28T21:29:00.000-04:002018-03-28T21:29:26.158-04:00

Presenting, the 5 Minute Chef.  Finally, a kitchen appliance that will make all your food look like a sanitary napkin! Of course, after a week of struggling to use this thing, you know it's going to wind up in the pantry closet, next to your Slap Chop and George Foreman Grill. So when I see real-life reviews, my mouth waters.  What is the real story?  How flimsy is it and how many kitchen

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Appliance handle covers are another "solution" to a problem that doesn't really exist.  At first I thought they were some kind of arthritic aid for people who can't grip handles without debilitating pain, but it's so much worse than that.  It's for people neurotics are so distressed at the sight of fingerprints on their door handles that they can't even function, so they need to wrap them in

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Next time you hear a story about a little old lady who slammed her 2007 Buick into the plate glass window at Starbucks, it will likely be because of this hideous 3-pocket auto organizer from Walter Drake. It's too bad automakers haven't figured out how to incorporate storage areas into car interiors yet.  Some day. This 3-pocket auto organizer's hook-and-loop closure secures to auto

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Hello Everyone!  I have decided to re-enter the glamorous world of blogging about the ugly, bizarre and useless crap that gives You May Also Like it's reason to exist. Sure, I could go on about why I haven't blogged in like 3 years, but you're not really going to read all that, right?  (I know I wouldn't.) So, without further ado, let's play GUESS HOW MUCH? Today's featured item is this

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This is an actual screen shot from the Taylor Gifts Website. Now you might think, "Golly gee that's creepy!  Well maybe the picture hasn't loaded fully, or maybe it's clearer when you click on it. Nope. Source

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Maybe I'm getting older, but the first thing I thought of when I saw this was, "Why is she sitting like that?  She gonna fall off the chair!" Source

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I think I need to get more sleep, because when I saw this, I imagined someone wheeling it out during a dinner party to play Show and Tell. Source

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Just imagine, you're looking for the house of your dreams.  You come across a listing that's perfect.  It has everything you could ever want, including hardwood floors throughout!  The price is below what you were planning to spend.  You make an appointment to see the house.  You rush in, eager to make an offer, and then... ...son of a bitch. Source

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Is your hideously dated kitchen missing that certain something?  Do you ever wish you could give it all the charm of say, a dive bar or a run down motel, but can't afford an interior decorator? The TV ceiling mount is here to save the day!     Source

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Just imagine the fun you'll have trying to balance everything on the "Closet Valet" as it teeters back and forth, spilling everything all over the floor.  Just keep your wallet on the kitchen counter like everyone else. Source

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Think of how much fun you'll have playing "Superbowl Halftime Puppet Show" with these tacky beer cozies. Source

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I was thinking about how best I could get someone to throw rocks at my house and break a window or two. And then I found this. Source

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I hate flip flops.  You know what I hate more than flip flops?  Flip flop socks. SOURCE:  Harriet Carter

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You know some unsuspecting house guest is going to offer to help make dinner and set a scalding hot casserole dish down on this.   Taylor Gifts

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Come on.  You know you're going to eat that whole package as soon as you open it.  It's bacon, dammit. Taylor Gifts

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Have you ever wondered what happens to defective shirts that don't make it to stores? This happens. And this. And this, too. Thank you, Skymall.  You never let me down.

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