Your Daily Quotes

Inspirational Messages 11 - 20

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:33:00 +0000

11. Smile. It brings a difference.
Dance. Who knows when you won't be able to?
Cry. Holdin' those emotions in is bad for you.
Kiss. It is the most wonderful thing in the world.
Laugh. What's the point on hiding happiness?
Frown. Why not let him/her know you are unhappy?
Apologize. You don't wanna lose friends/
Hug. There's no better feeling being wrapped up close to someone you love.
Live. Because life is everything!

12. Laughter is a great mental tonic. It can dispel anxiety, help manage stress, depression, fear and worry. Get high on laughter! Have a Ha-Ha-Ha-Happy morning! :)

13. It is not certain whether the one you have right now is the one you'll be with for the rest of your life. There is even no guarantee if the one you just met is the one who will love you forever. Because there is no such thing as the ideal man or ideal woman. No such thing as the right person or the right one. It is us who can make love last a lifetime. So if ever somebody asks you - "is he/she the right one?"

You can answer...

"I'm not sure, but I intend to make him/her my only one..." ;-)

14. If ever you'll find someone who makes you smile thru storms, comfort you til' sun down...Face the fact, keep and never let go of that person...There's no "right one" when the "real one" comes along!

15. 5 lessons we learned from Noah's Ark:
1 - Plan ahead: it wasn't raining when Noah build the ark
2 - For safety's sake, travel in pair
3 - Speed isn't always an advantage: the snails were on board with the cheetahs
4 - The ark was built by amateurs: the titanic by professionals
5 - No matter how strong the storm is, when you're with GOD, there's always a rainbow waiting!

16. Love isn't when you can't sleep, its when you want to keep your eyes open. Love isn't when you keep holding on, its when you learn to let go. Love isn't when you kill yourself with jealousy, it's when you understand. Love isn't when you fall for someone, it's when you catch that person when he falls. Love isn't when you see him everywhere, it's when you close your eyes and he's still there. Love isn't when you tell him what you feel, it's when you give up everything for his sake. And love isn't when you think you were blind, it's when you know that he was wrong but you didn't mind! :-)

17. Every person in our lives comes for special reasons...
To touch or to make someone's life beautiful!
That's what you are...
That's what you did...
And I'll always be thankful for that...
G'nyt! :-)

18. Every moment is a chance to touch someone's heart,
So here I am keepin' in touch
So you'll remember that in this world of 6 billions people,
YOU
matter to me...

19. Find a guy who'll kiss you just before the traffic light turns green, who closes his eyes when he hugs you. Find a guy who'll patiently drive you to and from school, or even wait for you. Find a guy who'll smell your hair every chance he gets, who'll wipe off your sweat with his hanky. Find a guy who'll sing your fave song even if he can't carry a tune. Find someone who lets you rest over his shoulder, who lets you sleep on his lap and will give you the first and last bite of his burger, who'll squeeze your hand tighter when you squeezed his. Find a guy who occupies your every dream, and if you find him...Never let him go!

20. Prayer teaches us to wait;
It clears our VISION,
It quiets our HEARTS
And it activates our FAITH.
Grow like the SUNRISE
And be humble like the SUNSET...

Tagalog Jokes Messages 11- 20

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:46:00 +0000

11. Minsan ba nakikita mo akong kausap ang sarili ko?

ngayon, malabo mo na yong makita...

kc

nag-away kami eh...:P

12. Titser: Mga bata, gayahin nyo mga langgam. Puro sila trabaho. Hindi sila naglalakwatsa.

Tolits: Kalokohan yan mam! Nung mamasyal po kami sa luneta nandun din sila!

13. Ano tawag sa saging na nasa stik?

Banana-Q

Bituka na nasa stik?

ISAW

Karne na nasa stik?

BBQ

E kabayo na nasa stik?

Aber, aber?

Lam mo to?

CAROUSEL! :P

14. Eye ball ng textmates...
Gurl: Magsusuot ako ng yellow...
Guy: I'll wear green...

Nagpunta sila sa coffee shop to meet...
Dumating ang panget na babaeng nakayellow...walang lalaking nakagreen...
Nilapitan ng babae ang isang lalaking nakared...

Gurl: Excuse me, are you my textmate?
Guy: Hindi ah! Nakagreen ba ko?!
Hello?! hehehe

15. Encouraging words for the day:

"kung hindi ka masaya sa buhay mo, baket hindi mo subukan sa kabilang buhay?" :D

16. Minsan...maiisip mo...

Sabi ng ibang tao...

"Jokes are half meant"

Tapos

Maiisip mo

If jokes are half meant

Then

2 jokes are ONE meant.

Simple Math!

17. I chose you as my friend coz ur totful swit loving caring understanding charming demanding daring kambing bonjing uling saging matsing duling at may kuliling! hehe

18. "Work is the greatest thing in the world.. So I always save some of it for tomorrow..." - Juan Tamad

19. JUAN: Pedro sinaksak ako! Hindi tumitigil ang dugo! Pls call me a nurse, call me a nurse!

PEDRO: cge ur a nurse! Nurse ka Juan! Ur a nurse! Nurse kaaaa!!!

20. Kapag madami ang hadlang sa landas na gusto mong tahakin, kapag ang lahat ay nakakabangga mo at kumukontra sa yo. Wag kang makulit,

EXIT yan! dun ka sa entrance :-)

Tagalog Jokes Messages 1 - 10

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:09:00 +0000

1. Pedro: Ito bang pangit na 'to and tinatawag ninyong "art"!
Ang pangit, nakakasuka!

Guide: Hindi po sir...salamin yan!

2. SA SEMENTERYO

GUARD (habang nagiikot sa sementeryo) : Ay sus maryosep Miss nagulat naman ako sayo.. akala ko multo ka

BABAE: kainis kasi ehh pinapalitan ko yung pangalan ko wrong speLLing eh..

3. I refuse to adhere to society's perception of academic aptitude and mental ability!

Translation: Ayaw ko na magaral!

4. DAN TORRES, Immigrant from Bicol, relates his experience as TNT...

SA GROCERY...
Checker: Mastercard or Visa?
DT: (Na-tense, nag-isip) Lagot, Visa daw!

DALI-DALING LUMABAS AT NAGPAHARUROT NG KOTSE...NAUBUSAN NG GAS

SA GAS STATION...
Attendant: Please pay first
DT: (Kinabahan) Nakupo! "Papers" daw!

TUMAKBO SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA PHONE BOOTH...TUMAWAG SA PINAS
Operator: AT&T, Can I help You?
DT: (Kumalabog ang dibdib) Lagot! Alam na "TNT" ako!

LUMABAS SA PHONE BOOTH...NAKASALUBONG NG KANONG SUSUNOD NA GAGAMIT...
Kano: Are you done?
DT: (Namutla) Alam na "Dan" ang pangalan ko!

Kano: Tourist?
DT: (Pinapawisan) Alam din apelyido ko?

Kano: Be cool!
DT: (Hihimatayin na) PATI PROBINSYA!?

5. miss na kita

pagkakain ako

mukha mo na sa plato;

uminom ako

mukha mo na sa baso;

anu ba yan

pati ba naman sa banyo......mukha mo nasa inidoro hehehe

6. Bakit bawal mag-suot ng turtle-neck ang mga kalbo?

magmumuka kasi silang roll-on.

7. I was sad until I saw man without arms, shaking his shoulder and jumping with joy. when I asked why is he happy, he replied, "Im not happy, puwet ko makati di ko makamot."

8. wife: hon, nainis ako sa kapitbahay natin,
husband: bakit hon..anong ginawa nila sayo??
wife: mukha daw akong aso...
husband: mga hayop yun, tinahulan mo sana..

9. anak: nanay, penge ng 5 piso pambili ng HIGH CAKE.

nanay: anak, hindi high cake, hot cake.

anak: whatever nay. penge nalang pera.

nanay: kumuha ka don sa SOLDIER BAG ko.

10. College Dictionary:

Allowance - force that motivates you to go to school
Bonus - the key to pass the exam
ID - alternative ruler to draw a straight line
Studying - causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pill
Uniform - something you hate to wear
Clinic - home of the best actors and actresses
Tomorrow - deadline

Religious Messages 1 - 10

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:38:00 +0000

1. Jesus is the best friend you'll ever have and He will walk with you every step of the way. I may not be there for you. but He is always there to take care of you.

2. The Lord opened the window to heaven, He saw me and asks...My child, what is your greatest wish for today? I replied, "Lord please take care of the person who is reading this message, her family and friends for they deserve it and You love them very much". The love of God is like an ocean, you can see its beginning but not its end.

3. God called me today and asked who needs to be blessed. I gave Him your number.

4. May Jesus the Great Master give light to your mind, give peace to your soul, give love to your heart and bless you always!

5. He will keep in perfect Peace all those who trust in Him, whose thoughts turn often to the Lord! (Isaiah 26:3)

6. God's plans are better than ours. That's why God doesn't always say "Yes" to every word we say. Sometimes, He says, "My child, allow Me, I have a better way".

7. Whom have I in heaven but YOU? And there is none upon earth that I desire besides YOU. (Psalm 73:25)

8. Be strong, be courageous, all you that hope in the Lord. (Psalm 31:24)

9. Lord, remind me how brief my time on earth will be. Remind me that my days are numbered and that my life is fleeing away. (Psalm 39:4)

10. Be still and know that I AM GOD (Psalm 46:10)

Movie Quotes 1 - 10

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 07:46:00 +0000

1. "It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going ok, another falls spectacularly to pieces". Bridget Jones Diary

2. "I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big damn combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much that makes me sick and even makes me run. I hate it when you always write. I hate it when you lie. I hate you when you make me laugh even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around and the fact you did'nt call. But mostly, I hate you not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all". Ten Things I Hate About You

3. "Find someone who you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back... To make the journey and not fall deeply in love-- well, you haven't really lived a life at all. But you have to try, because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived...Stay open. Who knows? Lightning could strike!" Meet Joe Black

4. "Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will." Hope Floats

5. "The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time." Finding Forrester

6. "I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." When Harry Met Sally

7. "Heaven is big enough for everyone to have their own universe." What Dreams May Come

8. "Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted." Girl Interrupted

9. "Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people don't shoot their husbands. They just dont!" Legally Blonde

10. "I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I've ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours." The Notebook

Friendship Messages 1 - 10

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:15:00 +0000

1. A friend is like a DIODE that removes your negative side, a TRANSISTOR that amplifies your strength, a LED that brightens your day and as a friend. I'll electrify your life 'til sinewaves do us part!

2. Can you do me a Li'l favor? Can you thank your Mom for me? For without her, I won't be able to meet a great person like you!

3. I thank God I'm rich! Not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got the most precious friend like you!

4. If I were your exponent I'll give you powers. If I were your variable I'll give you solutions. But I'm your friend to subtract your worries, add joy, divide grief and multiply your happiness!

5. A friend is like HCl that gives you strength when you're weak. AgNO₃ that leaves a mark in your heart and KCN that will poison whoever will try to hurt you. I'll be the reagents of your life till chem do us part!

6. A friend like you is like a shooting star. Amongst the millions of starts in the sky, you let yourself fall from heaven to make me smile. I'm glad we became friends!

7. I have a simple computation on how long our friendship will last. Count the stars in heaven, plus the sands in the shore, multiply by the heartbeat equals forever!!!

8. I can't promise this much. I may not be the friend you need and enjoyed being with. But guess what? I promise to be here for you...till hell freezes!

9. True friends will see you through, believe in the things you wanna do, feel happy when your dreams come true. Best of all, they don't judge you. They just love you as you!

10. There are times when I wonder why you came into my life, maybe just to make me happy, or just by destiny. But right now... I really don't care whatever the reasons. I'm just happy you're there!

Mother's Day Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:41:00 +0000

1. It would take a thousand workers to build a castle, a million soldiers to protect its country, but it only takes one WOMAN to build a happy home.

2. A Mom is like a simple calculator. Someone who ADDS comfort, SUBTRACTS fear, DIVIDES blessings and MULTIPLIES joy. HAPPY MOTHER'S Day to a beautiful MOM like you.

3. BEAUTIFUL MOMS reflect GOD in their lives. They THINK HIS thoughts, SPEAK HIS Words and LOVE without end. May you remain a beautiful Mom ALWAYS.

4. A mom a GOD'S love in action. She looks with her heart and feels with her eyes. A mom is the bank where her children deposit all their worries and hurt. A mom is the cement that keeps her family together and her love lasts a lifetime.

5. Can you do me a Li'l favor? Can you thank your Mom for me? For without her, I won't be able to meet a great person like you! Happy Mother's Day to your Mom!

Inspirational Messages 1 - 10

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 14:48:00 +0000

1. In life you may feel tired of fighting for the same reason everyday, you may feel that everyone's moving so fast leaving you far behind and you may feel that there's no point of moving on. There's no certainty in life, it's not how fast you get there. It's on how you played the game. Put in mind that at times it's better to be like a turtle who patiently moves and enjoys every step of the way rather than a rabbit who runs so fast and missing every simple single detail in life.

2. Rivers don't drink the water they carry; Trees don't eat the fruit they bear; Clouds don't bathe in the rain they produce. We are meant to give even if we get nothing from it. Measuring life by what others do may give even if we get nothing from it. Measuring life by what others do may disappoint us, but measuring life by what we do will make life meaningful.

3. A beautiful life does not just happen. It is built daily by prayer, humility, sacrifice and love. May that beautiful life be yours always.

4. In every journey, there's a meaning. In every conflict, there is growth. In every action there's a purpose. In every moment of doubt, believe in yourself coz in every prayer, there's an answer.

5. A blind man had a board saying 'Help me, I'm blind'. Only few gave, but there was a man who he felt was always giving. One day, when that man passed, he took the board and changed it. The blind man noticed a lot was giving. So when that man passed the blind man asked, 'Excuse me sir, what did you put in my board?' The man smiled and said, 'Such a beautiful day... too bad I can't see it.'

6. They say angels shower graces every early morning. So for me to youm may you have an abundance of graces you need for this beautiful day!

7. Sometimes God arrives with a whisper. Other times He just drops right in. But no matter how God enters our life, He always brings something nice...like you!

8. God allows life to be rocky. His challenge is NOT to let the rocks grind you into dust but to polish you to become a BRILLIANT GEM. Stay precious! Have a nice DAY!

9. Life is a movie written, produced and directed by God and played by your part. It is a 1-take movie so play your part as if it is your last take. It doesn't have any cuts, you will see it with it's painful moments, unbelievable footages. So take a moment to step backward and look at the whole scene. At the end of it you will be the one watching it, so make sure you'll do your best to make it a blockbuster.

10. Be happy when God answers your prayers. And be more happy when God makes YOU the answer to someone else's prayer! Take care always. May GOD continue to bless us all.

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